Sunday, October 24, 2010

SoSG Fantasy Week 6 Update (And Week 7 Smack Thread)

I've gotta post this quickly since it's a Saturday night and the sports news this evening is not good (and I'm not talking about Oklahoma's toppling to Missouri). Take it away, Mr. LA Sports Czar:

Here's last week's action to get you caught up.

Paul 73 (4-2) - MLASF 72 (1-5): The less said about this game the better.

Spanky 96 (2-4) - Dusty Baker 81 (5-1): Spanky pulls the unlikely upset and delivers the first loss to Dusty.  Drew Brees gave 20 points, Brandon Jacobs added 15, and kicker Rob Bironas threw in 12 for the Spankster.  Dusty received 21 points from Arian Foster, 18 from Peyton Manning, and 14 from Roy Williams, but a combined 18 from the rest of his men.

Meaniebreanie 94 (3-3) - NicJ 76 (2-4): Nic gets his fourth straight loss while MB moves back to .500.  Ryan Torain led the way for MB with 22 points, followed by 20 points from Tony Romo and 16 from the Steeler defense.  Nic saw 18 points from LaDainian Tomlinson go in vain.

Prof. Dittmore 111 (4-2) - Jason 75 (1-5):  Nothing goes right for Jason again as the Professor delivers a sound beating.  A monster game from Jeremy Maclin (27 points) and a strong showing from Aaron Rodgers (21 points) led the way for P. Ditty.  Jason had 19 points from both Joe Flacco and Chris Johnson go for naught.

Karina 85 (5-1) - Mr. Customer 65 (3-3): Karina continues to dominate the pack, taking the lead in the western division.  14 points from Ahmad Bradshaw, 12 points from Brandon Marshall and Jason Hanson, and 13 points from Adrian Peterson helped her cause.  Mr. C falls to .500 despite 16 points from Steven Jackson and 14 points from Kyle Orton.

Week 7 pits Karina against MLASF, Nic against Spanky, MB against Jason, Paul against Dusty, and Mr. C against the Professor.

 

525 comments:

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Why the hell didn't I start Kolb?

Spanky said...

Give it to A.P.!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

YOU NEED ME TO WIN YOU FUCKER

Spanky said...

BUT I NEED TO WIN TOO DUMMY!

Dusty Baker said...

Love the fact that we have over 400 comments in non Dodgers, non baseball, NFL fantasy smacktalk kind of day. Ad revenue must be pouring into the SoSG coffers. I heard AC bought a mini giraffe.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Finally I get something from Favre, that sexting fucker.

Spanky said...

Fuck Favre and his small cock.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm going as Favre for Halloween. I'll wear some crappy jeans, let my cod hang out but fold it to a third, and throw a bunch of needless interceptions.

(sorry in advance for that but I felt I needed to say it)

karina said...

"let my cod hang out but fold it to a third"

I don't get this either. I hate when you all speak in code.

karina said...

So you know (not that you care) I'm gonna take the TOEFL and not the IELTS, so will I get something like "let my cod hang out but fold it to a third" in the exam?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If you do, it's because the person who writes the test has a very dirty sense of humor.

Dusty Baker said...

Yeah I don't think that particular question is going to come up karina. *ducks MB's slap*

Spanky said...

Only a third, Dusty.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I swear it looks like Bretty has been crying.

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!

Spanky said...

Out of bounds

NicJ said...

thats two TD's i have gotten overturned.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Same for me, Nic, same for me.

NicJ said...

yeah but they dont matter to your team.

that probably just cost me a win

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hey, Ahmad Bradshaw will probably get 30 points tomorrow.

NicJ said...

haha, we'll see.

stupid Driver

NicJ said...

stupid britt.

i would have started him if he didnt get in that bar fight.

Dusty Baker said...

Getting in a bar fight would make me MORE likely to start someone out of respect for their spunk and determination.

NicJ said...

not when you could just be sat down the whole game.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The Challenge looks so pathetic compared to Rob Fukuzaki's show. Though having Petros as your main analyst certainly doesn't help.

NicJ said...

i dont like the "character" Petros plays on the challenge.

he is a little more tolerable on the radio.

NicJ said...

i do love when he gets mad when Pat O'Brien refers to Roggin doing coke though.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm just pissed off all over again. Now that I'm back from dinner, I'm just going to drink some beer, crank up some Tupac, and feel surly.

Steve Sax said...

NicJ: mind if we swipe your avatar for a post next week? If so please send us a jpg...
Thanks
Sax

NicJ said...

will do

Dusty Baker said...

Just saw the 30 Rock ep with the Rachel Mddow haircut reference. Oh, fucking, snap! I had to hit pause for awhile and pull myself back together.

Steve Sax said...

@Dusty 6:51p or around then: Yeah, I'm excited for CoD Black Ops but probably won't get it the day it comes out...I'm only at level 62 on CoD:MW2 and I am focusing on getting 70 there.

Dusty Baker said...

That's some real discipline, Sax. Admirable.

Paul said...

This may be the first time I puke in the streets of San Francisco totally sober.

Come on Randal Pink Floyd aka Cliff Lee.

Spanky said...

fuck the gnats

Spanky said...

GO TO SLEEP!

Dusty Baker said...

Watching O Dog on MLB Network. Trying to see if my telly has a SAP setting to translate what he's saying onto a crawl on the bottom of my screen.

Steve Sax said...

@DB that o-dog line is hilarious.

This rain has got to stop. I hate rain.

MeanieBreanie said...

Eli's day at the office is getting off to a very rocky start. Whoever has him probably has deficit points.

GO COWBOYS!

Mr. Customer said...

@MB

He's currently switching places with Carson Palmer moving down to 3rd string QB on my bench, which is where all thoss negative points belong.

MeanieBreanie said...

My Dear Mr. C
I so empathize/sympathize with your situation. Barring nothing short of a miracle, my players are joining yours. We can drown our sorrows at the SoSG bar.

MeanieBreanie said...

What is wrong with Austin that he can't catch the ball?

(yelling at him like he actually hears me)

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU B.J. PIECE OF SHIT!

Spanky said...

Romo is knocked the fuck out! Sorry Meanie.

MeanieBreanie said...

Unless Romo mans up, gets back in the game and gets his mojo back my fate is sealed :(

Looks like Big Ben is going to be my new starter.

Spanky said...

The hit did not look that bad. He's a diva.

MeanieBreanie said...

Just like the other men in my life....SIGH

Spanky said...

Hey.....

Spanky said...

;)

Spanky said...

The Giants are never giving the ball back to Jacobs now. And I'm only 6 points down after the fumble.

MeanieBreanie said...

Jenkins crotch scratching too. That stuff is contagious!

MeanieBreanie said...

Whoo hoo Cowboy touchdown! Dez with an incredible return.

Spanky said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

The crotch sighting and the Cowboys too.

Spanky said...

Give it back to Jacobs!

MeanieBreanie said...

Suebert makes KFP look anorexic.

Steve Sax said...

shoot, I should have put up a monday night football gt. My bad.

MeanieBreanie said...

Saxy, no worries. As you can see it hasn't stopped us.

Spanky said...

Fuck Bradshaw. Give it to Jacobs.JACOBS!

Spanky said...

I have to look out for Suebert. He must not be too hard to find according to MB.

MeanieBreanie said...

My Cowboys are playing like the Cowboys.
(cries)

Spanky said...

And wouldn't you know it. Seubert is #69. HaHa. Fucking Meanie.


I'm going to fucking lose Mlasc styles.

MeanieBreanie said...

Speaking of Texas teams, it used to be that you couldn't give Rangers tickets today. WS tickets in Arlington are going for $1200 - $4500 depending on where they are located.

MeanieBreanie said...

Spank
You noticed something about him that I didn't ;~)

MeanieBreanie said...

^give tickets AWAY

Spanky said...

I wonder how much McCourt would have charged for W.S. tickets? Hypothetically speaking obviously.

MeanieBreanie said...

Doesn't MLB set the price for WS tickets? The NFL does or at least so I was told. One of my good friends is a Benson. She had extra SB tickets that were purchased by a former player that he couldn't use. On behalf of this guy she offered them at face value. They were $$$$$. She said the league set the price.

Spanky said...

Ha! Brett Favre. Invest in Extends fucker.

Spanky said...

I know the NBA Teams set their own prices for the playoffs and championship. I figured baseball too. The NFL is run like the third reich.

NicJ said...

Romo with a broken clavicle? Sucks.

That really puts a dent in MB's fantasy team.

Spanky said...

That's a shame for today. But I think MB has Big Ben as a back-up so I don't feel sorry for her. HaHa

Fred's Brim said...

Chris Berman, you can cram it with sweaty, salty walnuts, you stankass Giants fan

MeanieBreanie said...

Romo is a WIMP. He can man up and play! My ex significant other broke his collarbone in an agony of defeat fall while skiing. It was the first day of the trip. He took pain killers, had a sling and continued to ski for the remainder of the week. That is hardcore.

Fred's Brim said...

that is gangster, MB.
did he just leave his poles in the lodge? pushing off have to kill, pain killers or not

Spanky said...

@ FB

I Agree about Berman.


@MB

Was he skiing the K-12?

MeanieBreanie said...

@FB
It's been a while but I think he took one pole. I am an intermediate to easy black run skier. He was light years ahead of me having been on a ski team. I think he could have skied blindfolded. Nothing was going to stop him.

MeanieBreanie said...

@Spank
Close. We were at Whistler and he was doing some really steep stuff.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dammit Spanky, tell Brandon Jacobs to get his ass in there.

Spanky said...

I need some B.J. action.








Give the ball to Brandon Jacobs Assholes.

Fred's Brim said...

they should make Bryant pay another $60,000 for that shit

Spanky said...

Oh Snap! The Peanuts are catching up.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That's the problem when you take players from one team: when they flounder, you flounder.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fantasy Football is like the stock market. You gotta diversify.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm going to start Steve Smith next week and he will go back to sucking ass again.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. LASC
I didn't know that when I came into it. I was a fantasy virgin. If I only knew then what I know now.

Fred's Brim said...

@MB yeah if that happens on the first day, you gotta nut up and get back out there

and now I got the ski itch. Thanks a lot :)

Spanky said...

I got enticed by my greed of points and I saw a jackpot of points with the Saints. I crapped out.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

@Spanky - I told you going QB in the first round was a mistake.

MeanieBreanie said...

@FB
You're not alone. I'm dying to go. Not sure when or where yet.

Spanky said...

I didn't know WTF I was doing in the draft. My fantasy football cherry popped that day.

MeanieBreanie said...

"Critical gut check for the Cowboys defense." The kiss of death was just given as proved by this touchdown.
(SOBS)

Spanky said...

I won't talk shit about this game to you MB. I think I've done enough damage to you.

MeanieBreanie said...

Thanks Spanky.
(MB struggles to pick her bruised and battered body off the ground)

MeanieBreanie said...

^pick up

MeanieBreanie said...

^pick up

Spanky said...

I still need 6 points from Jacobs.

MeanieBreanie said...

FB, where do you and the Mrs. like to go ski?

Spanky said...

FUCK YEAH!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NicJ said...

loss to spank, a new low.

Spanky said...

FUCK YEAH!

Spanky said...

Where's my bloody points ESPN!

MeanieBreanie said...

Talk about total humiliation. Jason has me 90 to 49. If I'm going to lose I might as well go down hard.

NicJ said...

still in the playoff hunt.

i guess.

Spanky said...

You better believe its' a new low, NicJ.

MeanieBreanie said...

Even with this loss my record is still better than the Cowboys :(

NicJ said...

third week where a player gets a season high point total while sitting on my bench.


who do i play next? time to start dogging it to affect playoff seeding.

Spanky said...

@ MB 8:02


That is my motto in life.

Spanky said...

Sorry about both losses Meanie. You too Nic. At least you went down with a fight,unlike Dusty.

NicJ said...

next year i need to draft based on coaching staffs.

this bullshitting about featured backs and player health is completely fucking me over this year.

NicJ said...

haha yeah, DB went down like a $2 whore.


kidding.

MeanieBreanie said...

Even though the boys are getting killed I cannot be mad. I like Eli. He's one of the few Giants I have ever liked.

MeanieBreanie said...

Ok, tell me is 69 not a fat bastard or what?

Spanky said...

He's like Finch from Wildcats, only white.

Spanky said...

I expect hell from Dusty any second now. He's lurking.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I need PDitty to pull out the win to move to a game behind Mr. C. I'm still somehow in the playoff race.

Spanky said...

@ the czar

Do the 2 top teams from each conference get in the playoffs? Or is it the 4 best records combined?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I assume top two teams in each conference.

MeanieBreanie said...

I am now truly embarrased to be a Cowboys fan. WTF were they thinking?

Spanky said...

Get rid of Wade Phillips and all is fixed.

Fuck it.I'm going to read the fantasy rulebook.


Ciao Peeps

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie we should have a drink together after our humiliating losses.

Seriously, my jeans felt looser on my rear end this morning :(

MeanieBreanie said...

Karina my sistah, you know I will have a drink with you anytime. Good times or bad. Next week it's revenge from the women of SoSG.

Spanky said...

Top two teams from each conference goes to the playoffs and there is a Bronze medal match.

NicJ said...

that last minute sub of driver for dez bryant was not a good idea.

NicJ said...

63 points left on the old bench this week.

NicJ said...

Im the Wade Phillips of FF coaches.

MeanieBreanie said...

Nic, I feel your pain. 51 points on this bench :(

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