Sunday, October 24, 2010

SoSG Fantasy Week 6 Update (And Week 7 Smack Thread)

I've gotta post this quickly since it's a Saturday night and the sports news this evening is not good (and I'm not talking about Oklahoma's toppling to Missouri). Take it away, Mr. LA Sports Czar:

Here's last week's action to get you caught up.

Paul 73 (4-2) - MLASF 72 (1-5): The less said about this game the better.

Spanky 96 (2-4) - Dusty Baker 81 (5-1): Spanky pulls the unlikely upset and delivers the first loss to Dusty.  Drew Brees gave 20 points, Brandon Jacobs added 15, and kicker Rob Bironas threw in 12 for the Spankster.  Dusty received 21 points from Arian Foster, 18 from Peyton Manning, and 14 from Roy Williams, but a combined 18 from the rest of his men.

Meaniebreanie 94 (3-3) - NicJ 76 (2-4): Nic gets his fourth straight loss while MB moves back to .500.  Ryan Torain led the way for MB with 22 points, followed by 20 points from Tony Romo and 16 from the Steeler defense.  Nic saw 18 points from LaDainian Tomlinson go in vain.

Prof. Dittmore 111 (4-2) - Jason 75 (1-5):  Nothing goes right for Jason again as the Professor delivers a sound beating.  A monster game from Jeremy Maclin (27 points) and a strong showing from Aaron Rodgers (21 points) led the way for P. Ditty.  Jason had 19 points from both Joe Flacco and Chris Johnson go for naught.

Karina 85 (5-1) - Mr. Customer 65 (3-3): Karina continues to dominate the pack, taking the lead in the western division.  14 points from Ahmad Bradshaw, 12 points from Brandon Marshall and Jason Hanson, and 13 points from Adrian Peterson helped her cause.  Mr. C falls to .500 despite 16 points from Steven Jackson and 14 points from Kyle Orton.

Week 7 pits Karina against MLASF, Nic against Spanky, MB against Jason, Paul against Dusty, and Mr. C against the Professor.

 

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Fred's Brim said...

stupidass refs with their quickass whistles!!!!

Spanky said...

Dolphins got screwed.

Dusty Baker said...

Spanky does spanking.

Fred's Brim said...

A group just went by protesting recent anti-homosexual violence here. I am not sure why they are going down my street, but still.

One guy had a sign that said (karina look away) "Fists are for fisting"

MeanieBreanie said...

It was established early on that Spanky loves to get spanked.

NicJ said...

FB, that is hilarious

Spanky said...

I need a Brees to Moore Combo touchdown Right Fucking Now!

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck that! Brees to Colston FOR ONCE!

NicJ said...

what about

"Blow with your mouth, not with your fists"

Spanky said...

Brees YOU STOOPID MOTHERFUCKER!

Dusty Baker said...

Holy spit, I just noticed Nic's avatar. *applause*

NicJ said...

FUCK YOU BREES AND NO DEFENSE!!

Spanky said...

4 FUCKING INTS!

NicJ said...

i would have been better off not starting a defense.

MeanieBreanie said...

Nic - love the avatar but after the WS please bring back Mr. Vegas. He is a handsome boy! My friend has a female named Xena if he needs a hookup.

NicJ said...

kenny britt with 40 points.

Spanky said...

WTF happened right now with the Saint D. - points.

Dusty Baker said...

I still maintain Nic's go-to avatar was the goober on a Segway.

NicJ said...

it's becoming a weekly tradition that someone on my bench goes off.

Mr. Customer said...

The professor got seventeen from his kicker, for the love of fuck.

Spanky said...

Nic our bench game is really close.

Fred's Brim said...

wayyy too many Stillers fans at Joe Robbie

Dusty Baker said...

That's some P Ditty type of shit to pull, for sure.

Fred's Brim said...

I hateHateHATE the Steelers!

Dusty Baker said...

Concur with that, FB.

#Cowboys

Fred's Brim said...

the Steelers got so lucky today. That shit is gonna run out at some point

Fred's Brim said...

The Jets can fuck themselves too

MeanieBreanie said...

I'm mad cuz their friggin defense only got 2 points. WTF?

karina said...

@FB "fisting" I don't like how that word sounds.

Anyhow my snarkies, I'm off to the ballgame, wearing a Dodgers cap.

Dodger Blue 'till my death, whatever the circumstance.

NicJ said...

i got 15 points out of my kicker today.

im sure he will be my leading scorer though.

Dusty Baker said...

Enjoy the game, karina!

Ask the person sitting behind you at the game what fisting means.

MeanieBreanie said...

Karina, enjoy your game and go Dodger Blue.

Fred's Brim said...

have fun, karina!

Fred's Brim said...

good lord, the Jills have a chance

MeanieBreanie said...

@Karina, don't dare ask. If you need to know DB will be happy to explain it to you.

**MB is reaching through the web to smack DB upside the head for continuing to rob Karina of her innocence.

Spanky said...

I felt dirty seeing the word fisting in Karinas' comment.

Dusty Baker said...

Was that NINE turnovers in Chicago/Washington? Parity, I suppose.

Dusty Baker said...

@MB

I didn't bring it up first!

MeanieBreanie said...

@DB true, but you egged her on.

Dusty Baker said...

COLSTON TD!!!!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

i'm sorry :(

NicJ said...

brees throws 90 INT's and still gets 14 points.

aint that a bitch.

Dusty Baker said...

@MB

Me? Egg her on? What are youtalking about? I would never do something like that.

*avoids lightning strike from above*

Spanky said...

I should have left OchoCinco in.

Dusty Baker said...

JOHN KASAY kick is GOOOOOOD! Just picked him up for this week.

MeanieBreanie said...

FB, a fact of life. My brother is a surgeon. While doing his residency I heard many stories of what he would see in the ER. Nothing surprises me any more.

Dusty Baker said...

I think the Sexy Camels may have a tough time coming back from this deficit. Are you calling for 55 yet, Paulie?

Fred's Brim said...

"I don't know how it got up there. It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc!"

MeanieBreanie said...

That's what the woman "who tripped on a pool ball" told my brother.

Fred's Brim said...

I am glad I cut Lee Evans this week

Spanky said...

Desperate times cause for desperate measures MB. To the Pool hall!

Fred's Brim said...

hehe, I hate when that happens!

gotta run, have a good one yall!

go Bills!

Dusty Baker said...

Goota run to Best Buuuuuuy and then to the burrito store. Back later, taters.

NicJ said...

ZACH MILLER IS A GOD AMONG MEN!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm going to pick up some lunch.

MR. F said...

What the hell? 21-0 Raidaz with 8:58 left in the 1st quarter.

NicJ said...

BRADY!

Spanky said...

Yeah. I'm fucked.

MR. F said...

What happened to Brady?

Spanky said...

He threw a TD for Nics' team who I am playing against,Mr.F.

MR. F said...

Oh, less exciting than I was expecting.

NicJ said...

chargers finding new ways to lose.

MR. F said...

31-0 Raidaz with 14:36 left in the 2nd quarter.

NicJ said...

MIKE WILLIAMS IS ALIVE!!!

Steve Sax said...

TED WILLIAMS IS CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn, how does Branch not have a single reception yet?

MR. F said...

Larry Fitzgerald caught a pass!! 0.5 points for me!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Why does the Patriot D always have a great game when I bench it?

MR. F said...

Great avatar, NicJ.

Spanky said...

Kyle Orton is pulling a Jay Cutler.

Spanky said...

I wished I'd kept the Bronco D.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I wonder what the Oakland defense is pulling.

MeanieBreanie said...

Neeeb's Mom is kicking my ass to the curb. My player's have rolled over and died. Wonders why I did not start Johnson and S. Moss instead of Torain and Owens. They have 21 and 12 points respectively.
(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If you thought that 'Skins/Bears game was ugly, this Pats/Bolts game makes it look like a Rembrandt.

NicJ said...

looks like my loss streak will continue.

ESPN needs to make ryan matthews dropable. He is fucking up my team.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Is undroppable status determined by where you draft him or something else?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Can the Cardinals trade back for Leinart midgame?

NicJ said...

i think its projections/draft position.

They will change it if he is injured.

there is no reason a guy who gets 5 points a week needs to be fixed to a roster.

Spanky said...

It would be a bitch if I have to depend on Brandon Jacobs tomorrow.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ken Wisenhunt looks like the world's biggest dumbass right now. He basically handed Derek Anderson the job in preseason, Anderson fell apart, Max Hall is the exact opposite of dependable, and Hightower and Wells have been erratic at best.

MR. F said...

And I have Larry Fitzgerald on my fantasy team. AGHHHHHH.

Spanky said...

Would Leinart have fared better than the rest, Mlasc? I doubt it.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I remember when we were holding the draft nobody touched Fitzgerald because of the question marks at QB.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Leinart likely would have been benched after one bad game. But if Wisenhunt had any faith in him, I think he could make the Cardinals a lot more competitive than they are now.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. LASC if you find out what makes someone "undroppable" please let me know. Miles Austin is designated that way but believe me, I do not want to drop him.

MR. F said...

Yeah. Fitzgerald dropped, but I figured I'd take the risk...

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

For pete's sake Arizona, score some fucking points.

Josh S. said...

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT:

VOTE FOR
LUCAS!

Spanky said...

I'm stuck with DeAngelo Williams. It could have been worse if I had picked Shonn Green no.2. He's next to get the ax.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

@Spanky - I think I have a new name for you to tinker with: LaRod Stephens-Howling.

MeanieBreanie said...

I love my little MSB Woodhead.

NicJ said...

brady is giving me nothing.

MeanieBreanie said...

Why oh why did I give up BenJarvus? They said he was moving to a backup role so I dropped him. Now he's been racking up the points.
(cries, and there is lots of crying today)

NicJ said...

im just going to start benching my whole team and whoever plays me will get an automatic win.

the win is pretty much automatic as it is.

Spanky said...

LaRod. HaHa

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Early Doucet. lol

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Anderson's in the game.

Spanky said...

Shit is all retarded in my pad. There is a massive delay between Fantasy cast and the Charger game on t.v.

Dusty Baker said...

*puts on "I Voted" sticker after following Josh's link*

Dusty Baker said...

"Shit is all retarded in my pad."

Mine, too, but for entirely different reasons.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It still says Rivers completed a pass to Sproles. I'm still waiting for the update on that Branch reception.

I wag my finger at you, ESPN. This is bush league. You hear me? BUSH LEAGUE.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I love that name, Early Doucet.

Dusty Baker said...

Not that I have him playing today, but how's my DMac draft pick looking now to you, P Ditty?

Dusty Baker said...

Oh, shit...there's finger wagging going on. Shit is gettin crazy up in here now.

Spanky said...

So it's a Wide, Wide World of retardedness.

Dusty Baker said...

How in holy living hell is Oakland winning this game so convincingly? Chaos Theory cannot even explain this.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I have the urge to write a tersely-worded letter.

Dusty Baker said...

@Spanky

Yes. But enough about my family.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

ESPN will probably update by Tuesday, give Branch -30 points and take away my win.

MeanieBreanie said...

@Josh
Vote cast for Lucas. What a cutie pie!

Dusty Baker said...

Rivers got a point for being sacked for negative yardage?

Dusty Baker said...

Can I co-sign that tersely-worded letter, MLASC?

Spanky said...

Get me some Steel Reserve and absinthe, and I'll write you a fucking protest book.

Mr. Customer said...

Well, I'm screwed.

In the bad way, I mean.

Mr. Customer said...

@MB

BenJarvus is only racking up points because he's on the bench for me. Things would be different had I started him.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm a yard shy of 4 points for Branch.

MeanieBreanie said...

MR. C - I so relate. Should we belly up to the SoSG bar and share the misery?

Mr. Customer said...

@MB

Don't mind if I do. I will regale you with tales of Carson Palmer's wasted 28 point effort.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C, It's time for shots. You can tell me your woes and I will regale you with tales of benching/starting all the wrong ones. I mentioned I loved Woodhead. He scored some points and now he too has rolled over and died. The story of my life.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dusty has Darren McFadden's 43 points riding the pine.

Spanky said...

I think everyone has left big points on the bench.

Mr. Customer said...

Ouch.

Mr. Customer said...

My team is waaaaay less competitive when Gates is hurting.

Spanky said...

Nic and I are the only ones' whos' game is not lobsided.

Dusty Baker said...

I left 43 points on the bench and am still whuppin Daddy Paul.

Spanky said...

Mike Williams is killing me. Drew Brees did too.

MeanieBreanie said...

Did something happen to Brandon Lloyd or is he just sucking like the rest of my team? It's fourth quarter and he has 0 yards.

Dusty Baker said...

Hey, I saw that taunting, MLASC!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

Dusty Baker said...

@MLASC

(cries)

(cries)

(cries)

Spanky said...

I'm done. It's yours to lose Nic.

Dusty Baker said...

That Coors Light comment was a low blow, MLASC. It huuuuuuuurts!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I almost forgot I have a fantasy basketball draft coming up.

Dusty Baker said...

MLASC said "I've learned a lot about Dusty. Deep down he really does like Coors Light and Burger King commercials. Enlightening."

55! 55! 55! 55!!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Finally saw Paranormal Activity (the first one) last night. Have to say that was some scary shit when that ho gets up in the midle of the night and stands over dude for half an hour.

Anyone else peep this?

Now I feel like I need to set up a night cam to make sure MRs Dusty isn't standing over me while I'm sawing logs.

Dusty Baker said...

Dan Patrick, you are one smug fucker. You make me HATE.

LaSpank Knowshon-Doucet said...

Who Dat?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The name's so long that it extends onto the avatar.

LaSpank Knowshon-Doucet said...

That's because the hyphen takes up too much space.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm not quite clear on why Knowshon is included. There are much funnier names available.

LaSpank Knowshon-Doucet said...

It's a dumb name. Who's going to name someone Knowshon and with the ebonic spelling.

Dusty Baker said...

What is that fool's name I asked about the other day - Teaquan or some shit?

Dusty Baker said...

The country crossover NFL pre-game intros make want want to kill Kill KILL!!! Don't give me some throaty white tramp in a mini dress singing to me about the game I'm already about to watch.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That was a pretty awful opening drive.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Packers almost one-up Vikings on terrible opening drive.

Spanky said...

Tequan. i forgot about that one. Fuck it.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hah. Jared Allen, Culinary Academy.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh come one, ESPN just took two points away from me on the Ravens' D. THEY FORCED A FUCKING FUMBLE, YOU BASTARDS.

Spanky said...

WTF was that shit.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Okay, now I'm lost. I get the two points back, plus four more. Two were from Branch, but I don't know where the other two came from.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

AND BRANCH HAD 39 YARDS FOR 3 POINTS, YOU IDJITS.

Dusty Baker said...

I just got two pts from Wes Welker. Still hate that little no production bitch, tho.

karina said...

@Spanky my bench is not a great thing today...

Coming back home, Aguilas lost 5-0, in a game that was tied to 0 'till the 7th, I feel bad for that American pitcher of ours, he pitches well and he goes for a loss or a no decision.

I'm fond of the guy because for somewhat reason, I've made him blush

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

How I loathe you Favre. Go cut some holes into your Wranglers.

karina said...

Can someone point out the Smack Board?

karina said...

Josh, the link doesn't work!

Dusty Baker said...

Karina, what is Aguilas' record now? Not sound good.

"I feel bad for that American pitcher of ours, he pitches well and he goes for a loss or a no decision."

Randy Wolf is playing winter ball?

karina said...

@Dusty Baker 5 wins, 6 losses

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

Stupid question: how long is the season (how many games)?

Spanky said...

@ karina

As long as your starters are a great thing, you'll be okay. :(


;)

karina said...

@Dusty Baker 60 games. The best five teams out of eight get into the playoffs, so when a team doesn't go there, it's a SAD season.

karina said...

@Dusty Baker that question isn't stupid, how would you know?

Dusty Baker said...

Thx Karina. Keep us posted.

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

I would know by easily looking it up instead of being lazy and asking you. :-)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I see the Vikings are employing the "Just give the ball to AP" strategy.

Balls.

Dusty Baker said...

Visanthe. Now there's a dumbass name.

Spanky said...

@ karina

My mind is blown. 5 out of 8 teams make the playoffs. Does someone get a series bye.

Dusty Baker said...

And a don't throw to Moss strategy, which I endorse.

Moss loves to just run routes and block instead getting long TDs.

Spanky said...

Damn.

Steve Sax said...

Yikes, we just had a power outage.

I tell you, this Giants-to-the-WS thing is the apocalypse.

karina said...

@Spanky hahahahaha no, but I'm pretty sure someone in the league has thought about it, when Magallanes or Leones don't make it, specially when just one of them does go into the post-season. See, Leones are the Yankees and Magallanes are the Red Sox.

The whole country gets hypnotized when winter baseball starts.

karina said...

@Steve Sax did it last long?

karina said...

For the love of God snarkies, don't wear those ugly shirts Vin Scully is my Homeboy published. Seriously.

Specially if you're single, I'm sure the ladies won't dig those shirts.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fucking Favre, such a crappy player the Vikings don't trust him anymore.

karina said...

Czar, after Roddy White's performance today, you shouldn't complain so much, remember karma is a bitch.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Wait, what did I do to draw karmic justice? I bitch about Favre every week.

Dusty Baker said...

He is pretty consisten in his Favre bitching. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

Spanky said...

Oh Snap! I'm losing by one. What happened to Donald Driver? E.R. action?

karina said...

Czar and Dusty: I know the Czar has been complaining about Favre the whole season, but The Statue in my Dreams has had the best game of the season so you should have a break. The karmic gods might not pleased if you're never satisfied. Do you know what I mean?

karina said...

^be

Dusty Baker said...

That's the thing Karina...Give us a little bit and we want more More MORE!!! points.

Steve Sax said...

@karina 6:09p: no, not that long. This isn't Venezuela!!! (yet)

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

At Best Buuuuuuy today and noted the imminent release of Call of Duty: Black Ops. Are you anxiously awaiting this title? Taking time off work?

Dusty Baker said...

Loving this don't throw to Moss strategy, although I'm sure Paul is not.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Not loving this "don't throw the ball just give it to AP" stuff.

Dusty Baker said...

Goddammit I just said don't throw it to Moss!

Dusty Baker said...

HAHAHA! PUshing off on Moss. Called back.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Every damn time Favre gets a nice pass off it gets called back. First those two reviews on Harvin and Shiancoe, now that damn penalty on Moss.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I don't know why you're worried DB, unless Moss pulls off a McFadden-like game, you win regardless.

Fred's Brim said...

I just ordered these cool t-shirts that they had on VSIMBH. They are like whole pictures over the shirt. I got the Dre and Bison ones. Awesome!

Fred's Brim said...

I am also in line to be the next Pope, the Bills will rally to make the playoffs and Pablo Sandoval will say no to that last slice of pizza

karina said...

hahahahahahaha Fred's Brim. If you ever don't want to go with Mrs FB somewhere, wear one of those and tell her that's the only thing you're gonna wear that day. She'll be glad to leave you alone at home ;)

If there's a Hall of Fame of ugly shirt, those are first-ballot inductees.

karina said...

@Steve Sax if you ever need a tip or two about power outages, I'll gladly give you a couple of clues ;)

Spanky said...

Favre is eyeing Harvin. I'm screwed.

VSIMHB T-shirt Slam-athon

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuck you, Favre. I have stood by you since Week 1. I've started you every week, I've trusted you, I've tried to see every single possible way you could redeem yourself week after week after week. But no more. I'm done with you, you fucking prick.

Fred's Brim said...

@karina
I was looking at them and Mrs FB said, without me asking, "Those are really ugly. What are those things?"

Fred's Brim said...

I bet there will be a lot of those at Philly games next year.

Spanky said...

Favre is a mess.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOUR FUCKING FACE FAVRE

Spanky said...

400!

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