I've gotta post this quickly since it's a Saturday night and the sports news this evening is not good (and I'm not talking about Oklahoma's toppling to Missouri). Take it away, Mr. LA Sports Czar:
Paul 73 (4-2) - MLASF 72 (1-5): The less said about this game the better.
Spanky 96 (2-4) - Dusty Baker 81 (5-1): Spanky pulls the unlikely upset and delivers the first loss to Dusty. Drew Brees gave 20 points, Brandon Jacobs added 15, and kicker Rob Bironas threw in 12 for the Spankster. Dusty received 21 points from Arian Foster, 18 from Peyton Manning, and 14 from Roy Williams, but a combined 18 from the rest of his men.
Meaniebreanie 94 (3-3) - NicJ 76 (2-4): Nic gets his fourth straight loss while MB moves back to .500. Ryan Torain led the way for MB with 22 points, followed by 20 points from Tony Romo and 16 from the Steeler defense. Nic saw 18 points from LaDainian Tomlinson go in vain.
Prof. Dittmore 111 (4-2) - Jason 75 (1-5): Nothing goes right for Jason again as the Professor delivers a sound beating. A monster game from Jeremy Maclin (27 points) and a strong showing from Aaron Rodgers (21 points) led the way for P. Ditty. Jason had 19 points from both Joe Flacco and Chris Johnson go for naught.
Karina 85 (5-1) - Mr. Customer 65 (3-3): Karina continues to dominate the pack, taking the lead in the western division. 14 points from Ahmad Bradshaw, 12 points from Brandon Marshall and Jason Hanson, and 13 points from Adrian Peterson helped her cause. Mr. C falls to .500 despite 16 points from Steven Jackson and 14 points from Kyle Orton.
Week 7 pits Karina against MLASF, Nic against Spanky, MB against Jason, Paul against Dusty, and Mr. C against the Professor.Here's last week's action to get you caught up.
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Holy spit, I just noticed Nic's avatar. *applause*
FUCK YOU BREES AND NO DEFENSE!!
4 FUCKING INTS!
i would have been better off not starting a defense.
Nic - love the avatar but after the WS please bring back Mr. Vegas. He is a handsome boy! My friend has a female named Xena if he needs a hookup.
kenny britt with 40 points.
WTF happened right now with the Saint D. - points.
I still maintain Nic's go-to avatar was the goober on a Segway.
it's becoming a weekly tradition that someone on my bench goes off.
The professor got seventeen from his kicker, for the love of fuck.
Nic our bench game is really close.
wayyy too many Stillers fans at Joe Robbie
That's some P Ditty type of shit to pull, for sure.
I hateHateHATE the Steelers!
Concur with that, FB.
#Cowboys
the Steelers got so lucky today. That shit is gonna run out at some point
The Jets can fuck themselves too
I'm mad cuz their friggin defense only got 2 points. WTF?
@FB "fisting" I don't like how that word sounds.
Anyhow my snarkies, I'm off to the ballgame, wearing a Dodgers cap.
Dodger Blue 'till my death, whatever the circumstance.
i got 15 points out of my kicker today.
im sure he will be my leading scorer though.
Enjoy the game, karina!
Ask the person sitting behind you at the game what fisting means.
Karina, enjoy your game and go Dodger Blue.
have fun, karina!
good lord, the Jills have a chance
@Karina, don't dare ask. If you need to know DB will be happy to explain it to you.
**MB is reaching through the web to smack DB upside the head for continuing to rob Karina of her innocence.
I felt dirty seeing the word fisting in Karinas' comment.
Was that NINE turnovers in Chicago/Washington? Parity, I suppose.
@MB
I didn't bring it up first!
@DB true, but you egged her on.
COLSTON TD!!!!!!!
i'm sorry :(
@MB
Me? Egg her on? What are youtalking about? I would never do something like that.
*avoids lightning strike from above*
I should have left OchoCinco in.
JOHN KASAY kick is GOOOOOOD! Just picked him up for this week.
FB, a fact of life. My brother is a surgeon. While doing his residency I heard many stories of what he would see in the ER. Nothing surprises me any more.
I think the Sexy Camels may have a tough time coming back from this deficit. Are you calling for 55 yet, Paulie?
"I don't know how it got up there. It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc!"
That's what the woman "who tripped on a pool ball" told my brother.
I am glad I cut Lee Evans this week
Desperate times cause for desperate measures MB. To the Pool hall!
hehe, I hate when that happens!
gotta run, have a good one yall!
go Bills!
Goota run to Best Buuuuuuy and then to the burrito store. Back later, taters.
ZACH MILLER IS A GOD AMONG MEN!!
I'm going to pick up some lunch.
What the hell? 21-0 Raidaz with 8:58 left in the 1st quarter.
BRADY!
What happened to Brady?
He threw a TD for Nics' team who I am playing against,Mr.F.
Oh, less exciting than I was expecting.
chargers finding new ways to lose.
31-0 Raidaz with 14:36 left in the 2nd quarter.
MIKE WILLIAMS IS ALIVE!!!
TED WILLIAMS IS CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN!!!
Damn, how does Branch not have a single reception yet?
Larry Fitzgerald caught a pass!! 0.5 points for me!
Why does the Patriot D always have a great game when I bench it?
Great avatar, NicJ.
Kyle Orton is pulling a Jay Cutler.
I wished I'd kept the Bronco D.
I wonder what the Oakland defense is pulling.
Neeeb's Mom is kicking my ass to the curb. My player's have rolled over and died. Wonders why I did not start Johnson and S. Moss instead of Torain and Owens. They have 21 and 12 points respectively.
(cries)
If you thought that 'Skins/Bears game was ugly, this Pats/Bolts game makes it look like a Rembrandt.
looks like my loss streak will continue.
ESPN needs to make ryan matthews dropable. He is fucking up my team.
Is undroppable status determined by where you draft him or something else?
Can the Cardinals trade back for Leinart midgame?
i think its projections/draft position.
They will change it if he is injured.
there is no reason a guy who gets 5 points a week needs to be fixed to a roster.
Ken Wisenhunt looks like the world's biggest dumbass right now. He basically handed Derek Anderson the job in preseason, Anderson fell apart, Max Hall is the exact opposite of dependable, and Hightower and Wells have been erratic at best.
And I have Larry Fitzgerald on my fantasy team. AGHHHHHH.
Would Leinart have fared better than the rest, Mlasc? I doubt it.
I remember when we were holding the draft nobody touched Fitzgerald because of the question marks at QB.
Leinart likely would have been benched after one bad game. But if Wisenhunt had any faith in him, I think he could make the Cardinals a lot more competitive than they are now.
Mr. LASC if you find out what makes someone "undroppable" please let me know. Miles Austin is designated that way but believe me, I do not want to drop him.
Yeah. Fitzgerald dropped, but I figured I'd take the risk...
For pete's sake Arizona, score some fucking points.
SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT:
VOTE FOR
LUCAS!
I'm stuck with DeAngelo Williams. It could have been worse if I had picked Shonn Green no.2. He's next to get the ax.
@Spanky - I think I have a new name for you to tinker with: LaRod Stephens-Howling.
I love my little MSB Woodhead.
brady is giving me nothing.
Why oh why did I give up BenJarvus? They said he was moving to a backup role so I dropped him. Now he's been racking up the points.
(cries, and there is lots of crying today)
im just going to start benching my whole team and whoever plays me will get an automatic win.
the win is pretty much automatic as it is.
LaRod. HaHa
Early Doucet. lol
Anderson's in the game.
Shit is all retarded in my pad. There is a massive delay between Fantasy cast and the Charger game on t.v.
*puts on "I Voted" sticker after following Josh's link*
"Shit is all retarded in my pad."
Mine, too, but for entirely different reasons.
It still says Rivers completed a pass to Sproles. I'm still waiting for the update on that Branch reception.
I wag my finger at you, ESPN. This is bush league. You hear me? BUSH LEAGUE.
I love that name, Early Doucet.
Not that I have him playing today, but how's my DMac draft pick looking now to you, P Ditty?
So it's a Wide, Wide World of retardedness.
How in holy living hell is Oakland winning this game so convincingly? Chaos Theory cannot even explain this.
I have the urge to write a tersely-worded letter.
@Spanky
Yes. But enough about my family.
ESPN will probably update by Tuesday, give Branch -30 points and take away my win.
@Josh
Vote cast for Lucas. What a cutie pie!
Rivers got a point for being sacked for negative yardage?
Can I co-sign that tersely-worded letter, MLASC?
Get me some Steel Reserve and absinthe, and I'll write you a fucking protest book.
Well, I'm screwed.
In the bad way, I mean.
@MB
BenJarvus is only racking up points because he's on the bench for me. Things would be different had I started him.
I'm a yard shy of 4 points for Branch.
MR. C - I so relate. Should we belly up to the SoSG bar and share the misery?
@MB
Don't mind if I do. I will regale you with tales of Carson Palmer's wasted 28 point effort.
Mr. C, It's time for shots. You can tell me your woes and I will regale you with tales of benching/starting all the wrong ones. I mentioned I loved Woodhead. He scored some points and now he too has rolled over and died. The story of my life.
Dusty has Darren McFadden's 43 points riding the pine.
I think everyone has left big points on the bench.
Ouch.
My team is waaaaay less competitive when Gates is hurting.
Nic and I are the only ones' whos' game is not lobsided.
I left 43 points on the bench and am still whuppin Daddy Paul.
Mike Williams is killing me. Drew Brees did too.
Did something happen to Brandon Lloyd or is he just sucking like the rest of my team? It's fourth quarter and he has 0 yards.
Hey, I saw that taunting, MLASC!
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
@MLASC
(cries)
(cries)
(cries)
I'm done. It's yours to lose Nic.
That Coors Light comment was a low blow, MLASC. It huuuuuuuurts!
I almost forgot I have a fantasy basketball draft coming up.
MLASC said "I've learned a lot about Dusty. Deep down he really does like Coors Light and Burger King commercials. Enlightening."
55! 55! 55! 55!!!!!
Finally saw Paranormal Activity (the first one) last night. Have to say that was some scary shit when that ho gets up in the midle of the night and stands over dude for half an hour.
Anyone else peep this?
Now I feel like I need to set up a night cam to make sure MRs Dusty isn't standing over me while I'm sawing logs.
Dan Patrick, you are one smug fucker. You make me HATE.
Who Dat?
The name's so long that it extends onto the avatar.
That's because the hyphen takes up too much space.
I'm not quite clear on why Knowshon is included. There are much funnier names available.
It's a dumb name. Who's going to name someone Knowshon and with the ebonic spelling.
What is that fool's name I asked about the other day - Teaquan or some shit?
The country crossover NFL pre-game intros make want want to kill Kill KILL!!! Don't give me some throaty white tramp in a mini dress singing to me about the game I'm already about to watch.
That was a pretty awful opening drive.
Packers almost one-up Vikings on terrible opening drive.
Tequan. i forgot about that one. Fuck it.
Hah. Jared Allen, Culinary Academy.
Oh come one, ESPN just took two points away from me on the Ravens' D. THEY FORCED A FUCKING FUMBLE, YOU BASTARDS.
WTF was that shit.
Okay, now I'm lost. I get the two points back, plus four more. Two were from Branch, but I don't know where the other two came from.
AND BRANCH HAD 39 YARDS FOR 3 POINTS, YOU IDJITS.
I just got two pts from Wes Welker. Still hate that little no production bitch, tho.
@Spanky my bench is not a great thing today...
Coming back home, Aguilas lost 5-0, in a game that was tied to 0 'till the 7th, I feel bad for that American pitcher of ours, he pitches well and he goes for a loss or a no decision.
I'm fond of the guy because for somewhat reason, I've made him blush
How I loathe you Favre. Go cut some holes into your Wranglers.
Can someone point out the Smack Board?
Josh, the link doesn't work!
Karina, what is Aguilas' record now? Not sound good.
"I feel bad for that American pitcher of ours, he pitches well and he goes for a loss or a no decision."
Randy Wolf is playing winter ball?
@Dusty Baker 5 wins, 6 losses
@Karina
Stupid question: how long is the season (how many games)?
@ karina
As long as your starters are a great thing, you'll be okay. :(
;)
@Dusty Baker 60 games. The best five teams out of eight get into the playoffs, so when a team doesn't go there, it's a SAD season.
@Dusty Baker that question isn't stupid, how would you know?
Thx Karina. Keep us posted.
@Karina
I would know by easily looking it up instead of being lazy and asking you. :-)
I see the Vikings are employing the "Just give the ball to AP" strategy.
Balls.
Visanthe. Now there's a dumbass name.
@ karina
My mind is blown. 5 out of 8 teams make the playoffs. Does someone get a series bye.
And a don't throw to Moss strategy, which I endorse.
Moss loves to just run routes and block instead getting long TDs.
Damn.
Yikes, we just had a power outage.
I tell you, this Giants-to-the-WS thing is the apocalypse.
@Spanky hahahahaha no, but I'm pretty sure someone in the league has thought about it, when Magallanes or Leones don't make it, specially when just one of them does go into the post-season. See, Leones are the Yankees and Magallanes are the Red Sox.
The whole country gets hypnotized when winter baseball starts.
@Steve Sax did it last long?
For the love of God snarkies, don't wear those ugly shirts Vin Scully is my Homeboy published. Seriously.
Specially if you're single, I'm sure the ladies won't dig those shirts.
Fucking Favre, such a crappy player the Vikings don't trust him anymore.
Czar, after Roddy White's performance today, you shouldn't complain so much, remember karma is a bitch.
Wait, what did I do to draw karmic justice? I bitch about Favre every week.
He is pretty consisten in his Favre bitching. Nothing out of the ordinary here.
Oh Snap! I'm losing by one. What happened to Donald Driver? E.R. action?
Czar and Dusty: I know the Czar has been complaining about Favre the whole season, but The Statue in my Dreams has had the best game of the season so you should have a break. The karmic gods might not pleased if you're never satisfied. Do you know what I mean?
^be
That's the thing Karina...Give us a little bit and we want more More MORE!!! points.
@karina 6:09p: no, not that long. This isn't Venezuela!!! (yet)
@Sax
At Best Buuuuuuy today and noted the imminent release of Call of Duty: Black Ops. Are you anxiously awaiting this title? Taking time off work?
Loving this don't throw to Moss strategy, although I'm sure Paul is not.
Not loving this "don't throw the ball just give it to AP" stuff.
Goddammit I just said don't throw it to Moss!
HAHAHA! PUshing off on Moss. Called back.
Every damn time Favre gets a nice pass off it gets called back. First those two reviews on Harvin and Shiancoe, now that damn penalty on Moss.
I don't know why you're worried DB, unless Moss pulls off a McFadden-like game, you win regardless.
I just ordered these cool t-shirts that they had on VSIMBH. They are like whole pictures over the shirt. I got the Dre and Bison ones. Awesome!
I am also in line to be the next Pope, the Bills will rally to make the playoffs and Pablo Sandoval will say no to that last slice of pizza
hahahahahahaha Fred's Brim. If you ever don't want to go with Mrs FB somewhere, wear one of those and tell her that's the only thing you're gonna wear that day. She'll be glad to leave you alone at home ;)
If there's a Hall of Fame of ugly shirt, those are first-ballot inductees.
@Steve Sax if you ever need a tip or two about power outages, I'll gladly give you a couple of clues ;)
Favre is eyeing Harvin. I'm screwed.
VSIMHB T-shirt Slam-athon
Fuck you, Favre. I have stood by you since Week 1. I've started you every week, I've trusted you, I've tried to see every single possible way you could redeem yourself week after week after week. But no more. I'm done with you, you fucking prick.
@karina
I was looking at them and Mrs FB said, without me asking, "Those are really ugly. What are those things?"
I bet there will be a lot of those at Philly games next year.
Favre is a mess.
I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOUR FUCKING FACE FAVRE
400!
Why the hell didn't I start Kolb?
Give it to A.P.!
BUT I NEED TO WIN TOO DUMMY!
Love the fact that we have over 400 comments in non Dodgers, non baseball, NFL fantasy smacktalk kind of day. Ad revenue must be pouring into the SoSG coffers. I heard AC bought a mini giraffe.
Finally I get something from Favre, that sexting fucker.
I'm going as Favre for Halloween. I'll wear some crappy jeans, let my cod hang out but fold it to a third, and throw a bunch of needless interceptions.
(sorry in advance for that but I felt I needed to say it)
"let my cod hang out but fold it to a third"
I don't get this either. I hate when you all speak in code.
So you know (not that you care) I'm gonna take the TOEFL and not the IELTS, so will I get something like "let my cod hang out but fold it to a third" in the exam?
If you do, it's because the person who writes the test has a very dirty sense of humor.
Yeah I don't think that particular question is going to come up karina. *ducks MB's slap*
Only a third, Dusty.
I swear it looks like Bretty has been crying.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!
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