Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
CC Sabathia (21-7, 3.18) vs. Francisco Liriano (14-10, 3.62).
COMMENTS: Liriano, Liriano...where did I first hear that name again? Oh yeah, the Giants' draft pick that they traded away for A.J. Pierzynski. That's right! Well, he goes up against some no-name (also) in pinstripes, at the friendly home-field environment of Target Field.
photo: Jupiter Images. I really wanted to use this one but opted for the more family-friendly option. Oh, screw it:
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
93 comments:
@Josh S: I think you'll agree this is the day's best photo pun.
Both of them.
The kids are cute, too.
Boobs ARE family-friendly, no matter what Sesame Workshop would have you believe.
Definitely your breast work, Sax.
Breast wishes for an enjoyable game!
Ta ta for now, though.
Breast assured,the Twins will prevail.Tough Tittie Yanks.
"Tough Tittie Yanks"
I rented that last night on PPV.
On to the boob thread.
GO O-DOG!
*eats Scooby snack, solves mystery*
*loses glasses then steps on them at inopportune time*
*meddles so that crooks don't get away with it*
If mammery serves me correctly, the Twins are the only team in the playoffs that have an OPS+ close to the Yankees.
Boobs.
CC will throw a negative-one-hitter.
Lasorda is only titularly associated with Sons of Steve Garvey.
so the last thread featured douchebags and this one features funbags?
nice!!
We'll milk this pun as long as we can.
Is Mauer still nursing an injury?
Mauer's playing, but the Twins will be lacting Justin Morneau.
miller?
No Morgan, I'm assuming.
Getting ready to head home. It's a bit nipply out but I hear it's supposed to warm back up.
I miss Tony Gwynn.
Joe Morgan is a boob.
Yanks hit some knockers but didn't score in the first.
AWWWWWW Yeah. Homer
Yank it Sucks!!!!
HR Cuddyer!
Udderly fantastic!
Let's go twinkles!
justin who?
Rack 'em up, Twins!
Impressive AB for Jeter
I heard it's a bit nipply at Target Field.
and I'm spent.
couple cans of corn there for the Twins
big whiffah, no hittah
Ol' bitch-tits with the the three pitch swinging K
is a-fraud reverting back to his old october ineptness? are megan fox's nipples winking at me? so many questions.
Hudson hits a single and juggs to first base.
i can't find my old orlando hudson jersey. i may have to look in the a-t-t-i-c.
EAT SHIT YANKS
Shiteater Yankees!
I suck at the puns! I'm just not as well-endowed with the pun skills as you guys.
@Mr. F: Just reach your hand into those punbags and feel around a little.
The Twins are busting out!
watching sabathia reminds me of that old irish southpaw tig o'bitties. i wonder whatever happened to him. i haven't been kept abreast of his whereabouts.
i'm surprised one of the ladies hasn't showed up and put an end to this.
Haters gonna hate.
Only two batters have a hit against Liriano. One of whom is Derek Jeter.
#clutch
I really do miss Tony Gwynn
And of course Markie doubles as I say that.
Did Twins fans have to buy tickets to six future postseason games at Target Field in order to secure their seats for this game?
The twins are getting man-handled right now.
Game Over
Son
Of
A
Bish
YOU'RE SAFE, DANNY BOY.
Epale everyone!
you can say whatever you want, but it'd be nice a picture of Joe Mauer here or there.There are some other Twins who deserve an equal boob treatment around here, just for the ladies.
What's the haps,Karina
Fuck!
Aw dammit.
Damnation.
A big hello to my fantasy football rival this week!
busy day, Spanky.By the way, I've been reading your comments and it just occurred to me if you could find a Sith master, you could give Darth Maul a run for his money and I mean it like a big compliment
Thanks Karina, But what makes you think I am not the Sith Master.Maybe I am looking for an apprentice.
Go Delmon Young!
Go Jim Thome!
Thome your not......good
That was Dodgers Thome, not Twins Thome.
"if you could find a Sith master, you could give Darth Maul a run for his money"
THIS is why I love SoSG!
HATE YOU POSADA HATE YOU
HATERS GONNA HATE
posada is a rich man's victorino.
as a wise man once said, "hate! hate! hate! hate! hate!"
like the new pic, mlasf.
dickishness...yankee fans has it.
They like the best, and they don't like savings the money.
Looks like Repko made the right move.
Repko signing. Perhaps he can break Posada's femur in a play at the plate.
Mariano's in. So you know it's gonna be a win.
#2001,2004
Sighting, that is.
He is not going to get a hit with a name like Denard
Burn Rivera up for the rest of the playoffs starting right...now.
Surely you chest, Spanky.
Fucking shit man
Fack.
Twins have two huge ones they need to make up in the 9th.
Payback from last year
Dummy
Weren't they supposed to lose this one anyway?
This was a Dodgeresque loss.
So I only got the game I didn't really care about today? Weak fucking sauce.
After that last out, loads of Yankmes vitriol spewed forth in the Baker household. At least the loss was cathartic.
Chuy hates the Yankees.
*recommends that we split up and that Shaggy and Scoob go that way*
Nice scarf, Dusty Fred Baker
@Dusty Baker SoSG is the place where geekness is celebrated! i.e the new game between Sons and readers
I love my snarkies :)
@Spanky I beg for your forgiveness, Master
100!
It gets even more geeky today, karina!
*runs in place before finally making forward momentum*
Surprised D.D. didn't check in on this thread.
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