Sons of Steve Garvey: Yahtzee R3, Scoring Category Selection

71 comments:

spank said...: HATEHATEHATE; 10/13/2010 8:32 AM
QuadSevens said...: Roll it!; 10/13/2010 8:42 AM
Steve Dittmore said...: "All my 11s and 7s been coming up 6s and 9s"... Doesn't apply to Yahtzee, but it is one of the few Springsteen lyrics to talk about dice.; 10/13/2010 8:43 AM
spank said...: *Beans EK with dice*; 10/13/2010 8:46 AM
Josh S. said...: Blogger ate my initial roll!; 10/13/2010 8:54 AM
Josh S. said...: Daddy needs a new pair of TVs!; 10/13/2010 8:56 AM
Josh S. said...: Screw it. *rolls again*; 10/13/2010 9:32 AM
spank said...: Hit me; 10/13/2010 9:33 AM
Josh S. said...: 5-1-1-5-1-1-1-4

Yahtzee?; 10/13/2010 9:36 AM
Josh S. said...: Strategically, it might be worth using this for the ones, since it's the max score.; 10/13/2010 9:38 AM
Jason said...: I got to go with the Yahtzee here to open the possibility for the 100 point bonus later. Filling the ones category is the least important since the score range there is only 0 to 5 points.; 10/13/2010 9:51 AM
QuadSevens said...: Yahtzee sounds good. The biggest difference we can have between our 1's and the Sons 1's is 5. 100 point bonus sounds like more fun anyways.; 10/13/2010 9:54 AM
MR.F said...: I really should use this opportunity to learn how to play this game.; 10/13/2010 10:01 AM
Josh S. said...: Yahtzee it is, then.; 10/13/2010 10:08 AM
Eric Karros said...: !Sehctib, llor; 10/13/2010 10:13 AM
Eric Karros said...: Yahtzee, really? Damn.; 10/13/2010 10:15 AM
Steve Dittmore said...: Feel free to throw stuff at me if I am wrong on this, but I think my roll @8:43 was a "6", wasn't it?

If so, that means...
5-1-6-5-1-1-1-4, right?

If that is true, then I'd go with full house 1s and 5s. Four 1s helps us not.

Sorry folks. If I'm wrong, I'll sit in penalty box for a day.; 10/13/2010 11:12 AM
Eric Karros said...: Yeah I think Ditty is right, readers have 5 1 6 5 1 1 1 4.

So far Sons have a full count (3 and 2); 10/13/2010 11:20 AM
spank said...: It is a 6 , P.Ditty.; 10/13/2010 11:20 AM
Eric Karros said...: Sons 2 3 2; 10/13/2010 11:24 AM
Eric Karros said...: 3 2 3 2; 10/13/2010 11:27 AM
Eric Karros said...: 3 2 3 2 1; 10/13/2010 11:27 AM
Eric Karros said...: 3 2 3 2 1 5; 10/13/2010 11:28 AM
Eric Karros said...: 3 2 3 2 1 5 6 shitty rolls so far, redeem it with a 4, baby; 10/13/2010 11:28 AM
Eric Karros said...: 3 2 3 2 1 5 6 3...crap; 10/13/2010 11:29 AM
Nostradamus said...: I missed the festivities, but Insay go with the full house here and save the ones for a mulligan roll.; 10/13/2010 11:45 AM
Steve Dittmore said...: I agree w/Mr.C... we can take a zero in ones later if necessary and not risk losing our bonus.

Full house.; 10/13/2010 11:53 AM
spank said...: I took my own initiative and voted Full House earlier. I don't feel like an idiot anymore.

Who am I kidding. I still feel like one.; 10/13/2010 12:05 PM
Steve Dittmore said...: @Spanky - because you capitalized Full House, I am now stuck with the image of Bob Saget.

Thanks.; 10/13/2010 12:12 PM
rbnlaw said...: I went with ones. Seemed harmless, sort of like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.; 10/13/2010 12:16 PM
rbnlaw said...: Oh, and no one asked me if I was a god.

I would say, "Yes."; 10/13/2010 12:17 PM
MR.F said...: I thought the middle sister was kinda cute.; 10/13/2010 12:31 PM
spank said...: @ Ditty

At least it wasn't Coulier.; 10/13/2010 12:42 PM
Nostradamus said...: @MR F.

Meth is a bit of a turn-off though.; 10/13/2010 12:44 PM
MR.F said...: Yeah, but I didn't know that at the time!; 10/13/2010 12:46 PM
Josh S. said...: Whoops. I think I looked at the same roll twice.; 10/13/2010 1:10 PM
MR.F said...: Wait, what are we voting for?; 10/13/2010 1:13 PM
Nostradamus said...: @MR.F

Mr. C endorses the fives and the last three ones for a full house.; 10/13/2010 1:16 PM
spank said...: Who's keeps voting for the first 1?

killKillKILL; 10/13/2010 1:21 PM
MR.F said...: I voted for the last three 1's!; 10/13/2010 1:25 PM
MR.F said...: I voted for the last three 1's!; 10/13/2010 1:25 PM
MR.F said...: (said twice for emphasis, and not because have itchy trigger fingers); 10/13/2010 1:30 PM
Nostradamus said...: @Spanky

God damn you for bringing up Coulier. Now I have to live with the notion of him being fellated by Alanis Morissette all afternoon.

So, thanks for that.; 10/13/2010 1:34 PM
Nostradamus said...: *shudders*; 10/13/2010 1:35 PM
Nostradamus said...: *shudders*; 10/13/2010 1:38 PM
MR.F said...: Thanks for expanding on the twisted Coulier images, Mr. C.; 10/13/2010 1:42 PM
spank said...: Too bad it was not the Olsen twins. They would have been fed for a week with one sample.

*runs in fear of being beat up by the ladies*; 10/13/2010 1:43 PM
Nostradamus said...: *shudders*; 10/13/2010 1:43 PM
rbnlaw said...: Re: Living with the image of Coulier receiving fellatio from Ms. Morrisette:

Isn't that ironic?

(cries); 10/13/2010 1:47 PM
MR.F said...: I hope I'm not scolded later. I didn't do anything!; 10/13/2010 1:51 PM
Nostradamus said...: Yet again, this is definitely my fault. I'll wear it.; 10/13/2010 1:52 PM
Nostradamus said...: *shudders*; 10/13/2010 2:08 PM
Wicks said...: I voted full house too without consulting the commenters but if the jints make it to the ws im gonna burn down the house.....hey oh!; 10/13/2010 2:44 PM
spank said...: @ Mr.C

Aw Dude, You weren't joking about that Alanis thing.

(barfs)
(cries); 10/13/2010 3:26 PM
MR.F said...: Wait what? Maybe the less I know about this, the better.; 10/13/2010 3:41 PM
Nostradamus said...: @Spanky

*shudders*; 10/13/2010 3:45 PM
Nostradamus said...: Tell me you didn't google that, Spanks.; 10/13/2010 3:46 PM
Josh S. said...: I NEED A GAME THREAD!

(cries)

1985 World Series Game 6 is on at 10 on ESPN Classic...; 10/13/2010 4:24 PM
Nostradamus said...: Well, you can't un-know it now. I hope you're happy.; 10/13/2010 4:46 PM
MR.F said...: Once something is seen, it can never be un-seen.; 10/13/2010 4:48 PM
spank said...: P.Ditty and his fucking Saget.

*all mad*; 10/13/2010 4:58 PM
MR.F said...: Luckily, even Saget spelled with an "e" reminds me of Street Fighter.

Tiger!; 10/13/2010 5:07 PM
MR.F said...: Nice subtle link in the poll.; 10/13/2010 5:25 PM
Steve Dittmore said...: I'm proud to say I needed to Google who the heck Coulier was and that his connection with Morrisette is prominently displayed. I'm proud because, well, I only have so much RAM in my brain and did not need this information. As a result, I can no longer recall what I had for breakfast.

Guess I should have said Lori Loughlin instead.; 10/13/2010 5:29 PM
rbnlaw said...: Well I'm here
To remind you
Of the mess you made
When you went away; 10/13/2010 6:45 PM
Nostradamus said...: @ditty

I can hardly tie my shoes with all the crap I've got stored up there.; 10/13/2010 6:57 PM
Nostradamus said...: I have baseball separation anxiety.; 10/13/2010 7:25 PM
Kyle Baker said...: So much in this thread. The Alanis stuff....gack. I'm numb.

I have no fucking clue whatsoever how to play Yahtzee. How did I miss that? Therefore, I have refrained from voting on any of the choices.

This "no baseball" stuff is tearing me up. Can't cope.; 10/13/2010 8:28 PM
spank said...: Should have just thrown yourself in da mix like I did DB. The worst of what could have happened was you might have learned how to play.

BTW, I never knew how hooked I was on GT's until now.

I AM A WHORE; 10/13/2010 9:13 PM
Kyle Baker said...: Oh, come one, Spanky...that would be entirely unlike me to just jump into something I know nothing about and then immediately have an opinion about it.; 10/13/2010 9:38 PM
Kyle Baker said...: Just noted the name change, P Ditty. Nice micro-meme continuation.; 10/13/2010 9:39 PM