Sunday, June 25, 2017

Bellinger is So Good, He's Turning ESPN Pervy

Not sure whose talents I'd rather see on display - Bellinger's or Teri Hatcher's (circa mid 90s).

Actually, I know the answer... but even if Bellinger couldn't get me to rent Heaven's Prisoners for a ten second "talent" scene:

ESPN's still got it right. He's the real deal.

And when did ESPN's leads turn into second-rate Maxim and Stuff headlines?

Ironically, as the Twitter-verse learned, Cody doesn't even know who Seinfeld is. Not even from Bee Movie.

Friday, June 23, 2017

Series Thread (Games 75-77): June 23-25 vs Rockies

It's the battle for first place! The Dodgers are currently atop the NL West with a 48-26 record and the Rox and Snakes are tied for second place, both teams 1.5 games back. (Like the Dodgers, the Snakes are also 9-1 in their last ten games — what's up with that?) Anyhoo, we have our three best pitchers going this series, away from the Kemp-killing bandbox that is Coors Field. Dodgers have won seven straight. Let's make it eight.

Fri, 7p: Alex Wood vs Kyle Freeland

Sat, 7p: Clayton Kershaw vs Tyler Chatwood

Sun, 1p: Brandon McCarthy vs German Marquez

note: this series thread is late because Sax hit the wrong button. Sorry.

Dave Roberts Is A Genius

I was at the game last night and saw the Dodgers finish off the sweep of the Mets with a 6-3 victory. The post-game wrapup focuses on Joc Pederson's tie-breaking HR to lead off the bottom of the seventh, making it 4-3 LA. However, from my perspective, the play of the game came later that inning, when Dodgers manager Dave Roberts made a bold gamble that totally paid off.

As that frame continued, with the Dodgers up 4-3 and two out, Kike Hernandez walked to load the bases (Logan Forsythe had singled; Chris Taylor had walked). Up came Pedro Baez, who got Wilmer Flores to ground out and end the top of the inning, and therefore had only pitched one out.

This would have been a good time to put in a pinch-hitter for Baez, so we could go to another reliever. Instead, Roberts let Baez, who does not have a single hit in his entire major league career, come to the plate. Mets pitcher Jerry Blevins, who had already gotten Cody Bellinger out for the second out of the inning, may have been rattled by walking Hernandez. If so, Roberts somehow knew it, and rubbed it in the Mets' face by sending up a relief pitcher in that situation.

Baez then earned a four-pitch walk to walk home the Dodgers' fifth run. And Blevins was so flustered, he proceeded to walk Austin Barnes right after than, stoking LA to a 6-3 lead. Terry Collins had seen enough then, and replaced Blevins with Fernando Salas to get Yasiel Puig to ground out. But the damage was done. The Mets didn't get any closer than that.

The Mets are obviously struggling, 12 games out of first in the NL East, having allowed 15 HR in the four-game series with the Dodgers, and a number of their stars on the disabled list. But Roberts' bravado to make that call in this game was about as insulting, and incredible, a call as you could imagine. Almost 20 hours later, I remain blown away at what a brilliant call that was to leave Baez in the game.

Way to go, coach! What a sweep.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Series Thread (Games 71-74): June 19-22 vs Mets

Mon, 7p: Clayton Kershaw vs Zack Wheeler

Tues, 7p: Brandon McCarthy vs Robert Gsellman

Wed, 7p: Rich Hill vs Rafael Montero

Thu, 7p: Alex Wood (7-0, 1.90) vs. Steven Matz (1-1, 3.21)

Friday, June 16, 2017

Series Thread (Games 68-70): June 16-18 @ Reds

Werewolves of London!

4:10p: Alex Wood vs Tim Adleman

1:10p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Asher Wojciechowski

10:10a: Kenta Maeda vs Bronson Arroyo

The Dodgers just swept these guys at home by a combined score of 21-13, and are still hot after taking two of three from Cleveland. Let's continue to take it to OH!

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Series Thread (Games 65-67): June 13-15 @ Indians

Three games set with Cleveland.  This won't be the FINAL act for the Dodgers interleague play.  We DUB the first game to be a pitchers duel.  If we can win, we can CURRY (or Kerr-e) favor with the baseball gods.  So lets go out be WARRIORS and get another sweep.

What, too soon?

Also the Dodgers selected an outfielder and a pitcher during the first day of the MLB draft.

Tuesday, 4p: Kershaw vs Bauer
Wednesday, 4p: McCarthy vs Kluber
Thursday, 9a: Hill vs Tomlin

Friday, June 09, 2017

Series Thread (Games 62-64): June 9-11 vs Reds

We will be Seeing Red for a three game set.  Our Master Plan is to Smite them without Holding Back.    Looks like there is some Flexibility with Maeda due to his Settlement and Sacrifice to the bullpen.  Kershaw still has his Fastball Special with Deadly Precision and Colossal Punch - outs.  This team is Full of Surprises with Chris Taylor and Cody Bellinger demonstrating Godlike Power.  Hopefully Hill has some Savage Healing but I'm sure its going to be a Give and Take.  Wood needed the Recovery and Recharge with Web Bandages being the Reluctant Hero.  The bats need to rise From The Ashes for an Aerial Assault and Dive Bomb the opposing pitcher.  But is nice to see Roberts be the Uncanny Strategist, say "Everyone With Me", and rally the Combined Forces of the offense before we are Out of Bullets.  

There's also the Reality Crush and Anger that the Rockies are still in first - lets Keep Your Enemies Closer and take A Little Off The Top.  Take a Deep Breath and Bring Out The Best boys!

Whales, Whales, Whales!

Friday, 7p: Garrett vs Hill (Dodgers 7, Reds 2, Maeda Save #1)

Saturday, 7p: Wojciechowski vs Wood (Dodgers 5, Reds 4, Seager's first career walkoff)

Sunday, 1p: Adelman vs Ryu (Dodgers 9, Reds 7, Seager Slam)

Thursday, June 08, 2017

Archiving the 2016 SoSG Attendance Record, For Posterity

Okay I don't have time to do the maths on all of this, but I did notice that, two months into this season, we've finally taken down the Sons' 2016 record at Dodger games from our rugged sidebar. I dare say the 2016 record wasn't complete for all the Sons (it was for me!), but for now, it's what we've got.

SoSG 2016 Record: 9-5
4/12 vs. AZ: L, 2-4 (Dusty)
4/15 vs. SF: W, 7-5 (Dusty)
4/17 vs. SF: W, 3-1 (Delino)
4/27 vs. MIA: L, 0-2 (Dusty, Nomo, Orel, Sax)
4/30 vs. SD: L, 2-5 (Dusty)
5/10 vs. NYM: W, 3-2 (Dusty)
5/14 vs. STL: W, 5-3 (Dusty)
6/5 vs. ATL: W, 12-6 (AC)
6/22 vs. WAS: W, 4-3 (AC, Nomo)
8/26 vs. CHC: L, 4-6 (Sax)
8/27 vs. CHC: W, 3-2 (AC, Sax)
9/2 vs. SD: L, 2-4 (Sax)
9/3 vs. SD: W, 5-1 (Gnomes)
9/4 vs. SD: W, 7-4 (AC, Dusty)

The Sons have always done pretty well at Dodger games, to the point that one would think the Dodgers would invite us to every game. Alas, that hasn't come to fruition as of yet.

Prior SoSG attendance records: 2008 (18-15), 2009 (21-10), 2010 (9-8), 2011 (10-7), 2012 (24-18), 2013 (24-16), 2014 (22-12), 2015 (27-13).

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Keeping a Promise to Vin, 2017 Edition

From 2015:

2013 version:

Earlier at SoSG:

Monday, June 05, 2017

Series Thread (Games 59-61): June 5-7 vs Nationals

Mon, 7p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Gio Gonzalez
Tues, 7p: Brandon McCarthy vs Max Scherzer
Wed, 12n: Clayton Kershaw vs Stephen Strasburg

Friday, June 02, 2017

Series Thread (Games 56-58): June 2-4 @ Brewers

Mr. Met has raised the mascot stakes. Whatcha got, Bernie Brewer???

Splitting the series in St. Louis should have been just a push, however ending our six-game win streak, plus dropping the last two games in absolutely anemic fashion, has us going into 29-25 Milwaukee with some concern. In addition, the Dodgers have dropped back into third place behind both Colorado and Arizona.

This series has a lot of early start times (which get earlier through the weekend). So let's get animated!

Fri, 5p: Clayton Kershaw (7-2, 2.37) vs. Jimmy Nelson (3-3, 3.83)
LAD 2, MIL 1

Sat, 1p: Rich Hill (2-2, 4.09) vs. Matt Garza (2-2, 3.98)
LAD 10, MIL 8. Chris Taylor 9th-inning go-ahead grand slam!

Sun, 11a: Kenta Maeda (4-2, 5.21) vs. Zach Davies (5-3, 5.18)
MIL 3, LAD 0

Monday, May 29, 2017

Series Thread (Games 52-55): 5/29-6/1 @ Cardinals

Dodgers fresh off a sweep of the World Champion Cubs after taking two of three from the Cards at home. Lots of odd start times for this four-game series....

Mon, 11:15a: Rich Hill vs Mike Leake
LAD 5, STL 1

Tues, 4p: Kenta Maeda vs Michael Wacha (on ESPN outside of L.A.)
LAD 9, STL 4. First place, baby!

Wed, 5:15p: Alex Wood Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Carlos Martinez (on ESPN outside of L.A.)
STL 2, LAD 1. Still (barely) in first place!

Thurs, 10:45a: Brandon McCarthy vs Adam Wainwright
STL 2, LAD 0. No longer in first place!

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Series Thread (Games 49-51): May 26-28 vs. Cubs

Hey, remember the Baseball World Heavyweight Title? My little nerdy pet project had fallen by the wayside for well over a year, until I randomly decided to check on it recently. Shortly after I picked up the thread on Twitter, the Dodgers won the belt ("IT'S NOT A BELT! IT'S A CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE, DAMMIT!" - Vince McMahon). Sadly, they immediately dropped it to the Giants. Forgoing any chicanery I've perpetuated in the past, I decided to stick to the rules in tracking title changes this year, and see what legitimate chance the Dodgers had of retaking the title.

Thankfully, the schedule worked in our favor, and the Cubs managed to wrest the belt from the Giants just before arriving at Dodger Stadium this weekend. So, not only do we have an (*exasperated sigh*) NLCS rematch, but THE GOLD IS ON THE LINE as well.

Ring the bell!

Fri, 7p: Alex Wood vs. Jake Arrieta
LAD 4, CHC 0

Sat, 4p: Brandon McCarthy vs. John Lackey (on FOX!)
LAD 5, CHC 0

Sun, 1p: Clayton Kershaw vs. Jon Lester
LAD 9, CHC 4. Sweeeeeep!

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Series Thread (Games 46-48): May 23-25 vs Cardinals

Let's face it, the Cards have been a huge thorn in the Dodgers' side the past few years. I'm not convinced this year's Dodgers squad is championship material, but a good showing against the Redbirds would help build a little optimism that will inevitably be crushed but hey it's a start.

Tues, 7p: Clayton Kershaw vs Lance Lynn (on ESPN)
LAD 2, STL 1 (13). Forsythe GW RBI in his return from the DL.

Wed, 7p: Rich Hill vs Mike Leake
STL 6, LAD 1

Thurs, 7p: Kenta Maeda vs Michael Wacha
LAD 7, STL 3. Ryu: 4-inning save

Grill with Dad

This Friday, folks! From the Dodgers:


Dodger Great Steve Garvey to Provide Fans With Grill Tips & Samples

The Los Angeles Dodgers and King’s Hawaiian will host their first “Grilling With The Garv” event prior to the Dodgers’ series opener with the World Champion Chicago Cubs on Friday, May 26.

The event will be held at the KING’S HAWAIIAN Grill in the left field plaza beginning at 6:15 p.m. It will feature Dodger great Steve Garvey helping to grill up samples of the game’s delicious BBQ specialty item, as well as provide Dodger fans with tips on how to take their summer grill-outs to the next level. Garvey will also be taking photos and signing autographs for fans at the event leading up to the 7:10 p.m. first pitch.

This is the third in a series of events with Garvey and KING’S HAWAIIAN. Garvey has also hosted a “Way We Were” series, where he talks with other baseball legends before a game outside the KING’S HAWAIIAN Grill. Garvey has already talked with Dodger greats Tommy Davis and Ron Cey at two games earlier this season, and will host the next “Way We Were” conversation on Saturday, June 10th against the Cincinnati Reds.

Love for An Old Friend

Broxton takes the mound, and twitter comes alive.

Thankfully, so do the Dodgers bats!

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Series Thread (Games 42-45): May 18-21 vs Marlins

Thurs, 7p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Edinson Volquez
LAD 7, MIA 2

Fri, 7p: Alex Wood vs Justin Nicolino
LAD 7, MIA 2

Sat, 7p: Julio Urias vs Dan Straily
MIA 10, LAD 6

Sun, 1p: Brandon McCarthy vs TBD Vance Worley
LAD 6, MIA 3

Things were looking to be improving last week, but the Dodgers now come home to a class reunion with Donnie Baseball 's Marlins after a lackluster road trip that saw them eke out a split with Colorado before receiving the usual treatment at AT&T Park. Kershaw isn't scheduled to go this series, so they'll need to find something extra from the supporting cast to get things back on track.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Series Thread (Games 39-41): May 15-17 @ Giants

Mon, 7p: Brandon McCarthy vs Matt Cain
SF 8, LAD 4

Tues, 7p: Rich Hill vs Ty Blach
SF 2, LAD 1

Wed, 12:45p: Clayton Kershaw vs Johnny Cueto
LAD 6, SF 1. All hail Clayton!

The 22-16 Dodgers take on the 14-24 Giants at AT&T. Giants took 2 of 3 from the Dodgers at the beginning of the month but the Giants headed to the NL West basement while the Dodgers surged....

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Series Thread (Games 35-38): May 11-14 @ Rockies

Always relevant.

Thurs, 5:30p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Tyler Anderson
COL 10, LAD 7

Fri, 5:30p: Clayton Kershaw vs Tyler Chatwood
LAD 6, COL 2

Sat, 5p: Alex Wood vs TBD Tyler Anderson
LAD 4, COL 0

Sun, 12n: Julio Urias vs Antonio Senzatela
COL 9, LAD 6

Dodgers are on a bit of a hot streak right now, but at the expense of bad teams (Phillies, Giants, Padres, Pirates). The Rockies are a good team — top of the NL West, in fact. Let's find out what bends and what breaks in (ugh) Coors Field.

Photoshop via

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Andrew Toles Is Out for the Season

Fan favorite and scintillating interviewee Andrew Toles has a torn ACL and will miss the rest of the season. Which totally sucks...even though it means Cody Bellinger is guaranteed a well-earned major-league spot for longer, it also puts pressure on Adrian Gonzalez to speed up his rehab. Remember, this front office is all about working the DL and having options, but Toles' injury just cranks the difficulty up to 11.
photo by Mark J. Terrill/AP

Monday, May 08, 2017

Series Thread (Games 32-34): May 8-10 vs Pirates

Read about the journey of the Pirates' Gift Ngoepe here.

Mon, 7p: Alex Wood vs Trevor Williams
LAD 12, PIT 1. Chris Taylor 1st-inning GS.

Tues, 7p: Julio Urias vs Ivan Nova
LAD 4, PIT 3 (10). Austin Barnes (!) GW RBI-double scores pinch runner Ross Stripling (!!) from first (!!!).

Wed, 7p: Kenta Maeda vs vs Chad Kuhl
LAD 5, PIT 2. Maeda 8.1 IP, 2R. Sweep!

Friday, May 05, 2017

Series Thread (Games 30-32): May 5-7 @ Padres

"I'm looking forward to Saturday's matchup!"

Fri, 7p: Kenta Maeda vs Jhoulys Chacin
LAD 8, SD 2

Sat, 5:30p: Clayton Kershaw vs Clayton Richard
LAD 10, SD 2

Sun, 1:30p: Brandon McCarthy vs Trevor Cahill
Game postponed — rescheduled for Sept 2, 12:30p. So...sweep!?

Thursday, May 04, 2017

Star Wars Night T-Shirt Compendium

Year Nine (2017).

May the Fourth be with you! Here for your convenience are all the Dodgers' Star Wars Night T-shirts in one place.

Year One (2009).

Year Two (2010).

Year Three (2011).

Year Four (2012).

Year Five (2013).

Year Six (2014).

Year Seven (2015).

Year Eight (2016).

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Series Thread (Games 27-29): May 1-3 vs Giants

Mon, 7p: Clayton Kershaw vs Johnny Cueto
SF 4, LAD 3. Kershaw's first home loss in his last 12 starts.

Tues, 7p: Alex Wood vs Matt Moore
LAD 13, SF 5

Wed, 7p: Julio Urias vs Jeff Samardzija
SF 4, LAD 1 (11)

May the 2nd Be With You

From Your Pals - Orel, Delino and Da' Hoff

Monday, May 01, 2017

Hear Dad Speak

This is tonight, folks! From the Dodgers:


Q & A Series Continues for Fans Prior to Dodgers-Giants Series Opener

The Los Angeles Dodgers and King’s Hawaiian will continue its “Way We Were” series on Monday, May 1 as one half of the great Dodger infield—Steve Garvey and Ron Cey—will be the featured guests.

The event will take place prior to the opening game of the series with the San Francisco Giants, featuring KING’S HAWAIIAN spokesperson and Dodger legend Steve Garvey hosting a Q & A session with another Dodger great—former third baseman Ron Cey—between 5:30 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. at the KINGS HAWAIIAN Grill located in the left field plaza. [...]

Garvey will continue to host special events at the KING’S HAWAIIAN Grill throughout the season. In addition to the “Way We Were” series, events such as “Grilling with the Garv” and the “Legends Baseball Clinic” will provide fans the opportunity to interact with one of the franchise’s most celebrated players. After Monday, the next event is scheduled to take place on Friday, May 26 at 5:30 p.m. prior to the Dodgers-Cubs game.

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Series Thread (Games 24-26): Apr 28-30 vs Phillies

Fri, 7p: Kenta Maeda vs Jerad Eickhoff
LAD 5, PHI 3

Sat, 7p: Hyun-Jin Ryu Brandon McCarthy vs Zach Eflin
LAD 6, PHI 5. The 3+Whoops Game!

Sun, 1p: Clayton KershawHyun-Jin Ryu vs Nick Pivetta
LAD 5, PHI 3. Sweep! Dodgers end April at 14-12.

The 3+Whoops Game

Remember when?

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Softball Tourney Today - Wish Us Luck Beer!

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Series Thread (Games 20-23): Apr 24-27 @ Giants

"And now...pitching for the Giants...."

Mon, 7p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Matt Cain (!)
SF 2, LAD 1

Tues, 7p: Clayton Kershaw vs Ty Blach
LAD 2, SF 1. Bellinger debut.

Wed, 7p: Alex Wood vs Johnny Cueto
SF 4, LAD 3 (10)

Thurs, 12:45p: Julio Urias vs Matt Moore
LAD 5, SF 1

We didn't put a thread for yesterday's game AND NO ONE COMPLAINED. But it's Kershaw Day today so let's do this shit right! Matchups to come...

Friday, April 21, 2017

Series Thread (Games 17-19): Apr 21-23 @ Snakes

Fri, 7p: Alex Wood vs Taijuan Walker
ARI 13, LAD 5. Ugh.

Sat, 5p: Kenta Maeda vs Robbie Ray
ARI 11, LAD 5. Ugh.

Sun, 1p: Brandon McCarthy vs Shelby Miller
LAD 6, ARI 2. Yay.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Series Thread (Games 15-16): Apr 18-19 vs Rockies

4/18, 7p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Kyle Freeland
COL 4, LAD 3

4/19, 7p: Clayton Kershaw vs Tyler Anderson
LAD 4, COL 2

Are we back in time? Did we jump in the DeLorean and punch it to 88 mph and travel all the way back to...2016? Because all this seems awfully familiar: flailing vs. lefties, pitchers not named Clayton unable to go past five innings, a bullpen taxed with nigh-impossible expectations. Heck, even Ethier and Hill are back on the DL. Will a brief two-game series against the first-place Rockies cure what ails us? Did Marvin Berry and the Starlighters write "Johnny B. Goode"?

Friday, April 14, 2017

Series Thread: Games 11-14 vs. D'backs (April 14-17)

Back when we thought all we needed was two starting pitchers to win a title.

Four-game series with the Diamondbacks kicks off tonight in true form, with Friday Night Fireworks Sponsored by Denny's, set to the music of Billy Joel! Oh, and there are these two familiar guys who used to play on the same team, now squaring off against each other. I suppose that's interesting as well.

Saturday involves the unveiling of our Jackie Robinson statue (complete with replicas given away at the Stadium); Sunday gives away a Kenta Maeda fathead, and Monday doesn't offer anything except the best starting pitcher on the Dodgers so far (statistically speaking, of course). Somewhere in there, it would be nice to end the series back above .500. But that goal seems awful slippery when playing with these 7-3 snakes.

Friday: Clayton Kershaw (1-1, 3.46) vs. Zack Greinke (1-0, 2.31), 7p

Saturday: Kenta Maeda (1-1, 6.30) vs. Patrick Corbin (1-1, 1.80), 6p
DODGERS 8, DIAMONDBACKS 4. Happy Jackie Robinson Day!

Sunday: Rich Hill vs. Tajuan Walker (1-1, 4.91), 1p

Monday: Brandon McCarthy (2-0, 1.50) vs. Robbie Ray (1-0, 2.19), 7p

I'm Ready!

Kershaw! Greinke! Pre-Paid Parking!

No Bread? No Beer? No Problem!

Thanks to Husker Do (Aka SOSG Todd - the auteur behind A Very Pleasant Good Evening) I'll be at the game, free of leavened products but full of excitement. If you know where to find Todd, you'll know where to find the Delino.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Series Thread (Games 8-10): Apr 10,12-13 @ Cubs

We have to watch those Cub bastards hoist their World Series banner on their opening night tonight? And we have to watch them get their rings the following ni--....wait there is no game the next night of this away series. WTF? So we have to watch the banner hoisted, get angry about it on the off day, then try to keep our cool as we watch them get their rings the next night? And neither of those games will be played during the damn daytime, when Cubs games are supposed to freaking be played. Oh, also Rich Hill has a strained blister on his throwing blister that has blistered up, so he's scratched for the opener against Jon Lester. What can go wrong in this series? Dusty mad already.

4/10, 5:05p: Alex Wood vs Jon Lester

4/12, 5:05p: Brandon McCarthy vs John Lackey

4/13, 11:20a: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Brett Anderson
CUBS 4, DODGERS 0. Hello, old friend.

Friday, April 07, 2017

Series Thread (Games 5-7): Apr 7-9 @ Rockies

Wait, what? One home series and the Dodgers are already on the road? OK, whatever. Let's see what this series has in store for us:

-The return of Hyun-Jin Ryu! Hooray!
-The return of Hyun-Jin Ryu at Coors! Hooray?
-Three Rockies pitchers I don't think I've ever heard of.
-The Dodgers' third and fourth day games in seven games.
-Clayton Kershaw vs. the Rockies...a matchup that's gone pretty well before I guess.

4/7, 1:10p: Hyn-Jin Ryu vs. Kyle Freeland

4/8, 5:10p: Clayton Kershaw vs. Jon Gray

4/9, 12:10p: Kenta Maeda vs. Tyler Anderson

Thursday, April 06, 2017

Game 4 Thread: April 6 vs. Padres, 12n

Brandon McCarthy (0-0, -.--) vs. Jered Weaver (0-0, -.--)

In the current divisive political climate of this country, a return to McCarthyism might not be something that we should be celebrating. But given the abyss of the back end of the Dodgers' starting rotation, we may as well give Brandon a shot here. Brandon has already "earned" $28M of his $48M, four-year contract with the Dodgers, pitching a total of 63 innings and delivering five wins and 73 strikeouts. Let's see if he can overcome his elbow and hip maladies and earn us a series win in today's early game.

Brimming with confidence.

Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Game 3 Thread: Apr 5 vs Padres, 7p

The chill before the storm.

Rich Hill (0-0, -.--) vs Trevor Cahill (0-0, -.--).

It's cHill versus Cahill! The Padres starter is a righty, so we can reasonably expect the Dodgers to score 14 runs tonight. That's how it works, right?

photo by Gary A. Vasquez/USA TODAY

Post-Game 2 Thread: Padres 4, Dodgers 0: Nothing Doing


If nothing else, it was tidy. Maeda faltered early, and the offense was completely toothless facing Clayton Richard. No Dodger baserunner ever reached scoring position. It's too early to say that 2016's lefty woes will carry over into 2017, but this wasn't a good omen, at the very least.

Would you believe I grounded out sharply twice to short and hit into a 6-4-3 double play on the drive home?

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Game 2 Thread: Apr. 4 vs. Padres, 7p

Kenta stop the feeling!

Kenta Maeda (0-0, -.--) vs. Clayton Richard (0-0, -.--)

The second annual Opening Week Humiliation of the Padres rolls on tonight! This will be our first look at Maeda this season. Well, MY first look, anyway. I paid zero attention to Spring Training. Did you know Franklin Gutierrez was a thing? Me neither!

Thoughts to Pedro

Guerrero in a 1978 photo.

Stepdaughter: Ex-Dodgers star Pedro Guerrero fighting for life after stroke (

Monday, April 03, 2017

Post-Game 1 Thread: Dodgers 14, Padres 3; Pwnage Jhoulys


Surprise, motherfuckers! There isn't a minimum-security voluntary rehabilitation facility built that can keep me away from opening day. Unless it's court-ordered.

It's one game versus the hapless Padres, but it still counts in the win column, which is more that the Giants, Cubs, or Yankees can say today. The Dodgers start 2017 off on a positive note by juicing Chacin for 9 runs, all earned. The big blow fell in the third, where Justin Turner's two-out double sparked an offensive explosion that culminated in a Joc Pederson grand slam with a Grandal solo-shot chaser. All this in a Clayton Kershaw start, as well.

Baseball is back, boys and girls, and today was a good day.

Game 1 Thread: Apr 2 vs Padres, 1p

Clayton Kershaw (0-0, -.--) vs Jhoulys Chacin (0-0, -.--).

Whaaaaaat, did you think we forgot about you? Fear not, the Sons are out of rehab and down for another season of high hopes followed by the inevitable weight of soul-crushing disappointment grinding our love for game into the dirt—

Ah shit, sorry about that — didn't mean to get all doom and gloom on you. Yes, I know that many media outlets and finer sports-betting establishments are picking the Dodgers to win it all this year. And our GM is a nice guy. And our clubhouse has *gasp* chemistry.

But we've been here before, what with the astronomical payroll and lofty expectations. Who isn't glad that Kenley and Turn Down for What are back? And even Old Man Utley? But let's see some results on the field. Then we'll know what this year's team is made of.

P.S: Best of luck to Joe Davis, making his home-game debut today!

UPDATE: Can confirm that SoSG Stubbs is actually not out of rehab yet.

Sunday, March 05, 2017

Spring Training Is in Full Swing

But who would have any idea given that we haven't posted anything here about it. Many apologies.

Here are a few quick takeaways from the headlines I was reading this morning:

  • There is a pitching prospect named Shea Spitzbarth trying to make the team. Dear god please let him make the team; the possibilities for us playing off his name are endless!
  • Corey Seager has upper back soreness. Corey, you're too young for this and we need you. Get well soon. Love, SOSG
  • So all Brandon McCarthy had to do was improve his mechanics and now they think he'll be better? Why don't all teams just order their pitchers to improve their mechanics right from the start? I mean, it was right there all along. ps- I hate Spring Training headlines.
  • Dodgers are 5-4 in the Cactus League, but who cares.
  • Charlie Culberson is batting .211 and leading the team in batting average.
  • Chase Utley is leading the team with 7 RBI. Why is Chase being wasted in ST at his age? And why is he more productive than anyone else on the team, at his age?
  • Is this the year A-Gone goes...downhill?
Not all these games are accessible to watch, but today's is if you get SportsNetLA.

Spitzbarth, guys. Spitzbarth.

Friday, February 10, 2017

Blogger Softball Tournament 4: The Reckoning

Listen — we didn't totally suck last time (in 2015). Like, I think we made it to the playoffs? Someone refresh my memory here. Anyway, here's the deets:

  • WHEN: Saturday, April 29, 2017
  • WHERE: Big League Dreams in West Covina
  • COST $42.50 per Player

Email us if you want to play! Will be sending out a message to past players soon.