Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Jonathan Sanchez (0-1, 2.93) vs. Colby Lewis (2-0, 1.45).
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
153 comments:
hateHateHATE
Giants, I'd like for you to meet my big ass. Big ass, these are the Giants. Now kiss it.
Say hello to my little friend motherfuckers.
DIEFUCKINGGNATSDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIE
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
I change this heart-breaking loss of Milan against the Juve (GREAT match) for a Ranger win.
Go Rangers!
(while we're it, die Giants)
^Rangers
*sulks*
*scratches crotch*
*spits*
(cries)
Compliments of Dusty from behind the orange curtain.
Kings, Trojans, and this game. If I don't get two out of three, I'll be pretty pissed.
Good job, Kelly
LOSE GNATS LOSE!
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I feel much better about things now that we're in Texas
Buck is wearing orange.
HATE HATE HATE.
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FUCK THE GNATS!
CRAP
end the inning already
It REALLY pisses me off that Suck has the orange tie and wristband thing going on.
Buck really Steinered that one
Chevy Runs Deep
there's not much sexual innuendo there, no
Innuendo? We should care, of all people.
FUCK YOU DUNG FOOL FATASS!
UJTD
Panda FAIL
Stick it to em Bengie!
I've been checking in hourly over the past couple days to find out about the Son sacrifice, and I still see the full slate of names on the sidebar. What's the deal, is the plan to wait until it is 3-0?
Ubragg has spoken.
Hell yeah.
YEAH BABY!!!!
That's good!
That's great!
What a whiner you are Renteria
Watching game in CA Adventure adjacent Grand Californian lodge. When Rangers scored, Mrs Dusty and MDIL and I all clapped loudly. Jints fans scowled. I missed one fucker saying something rude else I would have started stompin' mofos. My money is not on me staying in the good graces of the house.
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I want to see Will Farrel kick Lee Corso's ass so bad.
Stomp some gnat fan ass, Dusty!!!
Tell those Frisco fans to suck on some oyster pubes.
Lots of gnats fans w brand new, crisp jerseys just off the rack and caps that still have the stickers on them.
I expect Bent Musburger to hump the Oregon mascot within the first half.
I HATEHATEHATE gnat fans. Please hit one of them Dusty.
This feels like a fucking gnat broadcast. All I'm hearing is gnat this and gnat that.
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C'mon people, bring the HATE. Gnat fans in our backyard at Disneyland and in the broadcasting booth for Fox. Fuck, their all around us!!
Disneyland? Isn't that Rancho Cucamonga Angels of Torrence Territory?
HaHa! They put up a consumption graphic with Fat-Ass at the plate. Classic.
I'm working the mojo, Karen. Give me a fucking break. Later.
MrLACzar--It is Angel territory, but it's to close for my comfort.
HATEHATEHATE
Rangers up.
You all need a sacrifice and I need a fuckin head.
Let's make a deal!
ese es el pana Andrus!
Epale everyone!
got back home and my hate is on full engine.
Lose Giants
WooHoo Josh!!
AWESOME! don't mess with Texas!
FINALLY! THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOES SOMETHING. FUCK YOU CANADA DRY.
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HAMILTON! HAMILTON!
I saw this:
@MLB_PR Josh Hamilton just asked if @justinbieber was actually going to be here, he wanted to meet him. Had to burst his bubble.
nothing screams more grit and hustle than Justin Bieber fans*
*my apologies to the teenage SoSG readership
Epale, Karina!! Welcome to our HATEfest!!
Time for the Rangers to return the favor to the Giants' pen (I can only hope)
HH sighting!
Methinks that might have been a broken play.
Siddown, pube boy.
It'd be so nice a homer off Mota
I also could change an Aguilas loss for a Rangers win.
Desperate times require desperate measures
Take it to Mota, Rangers.
Smells familiar.
Like a patented Mota meltdown.
...or that.
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How about that huge panda head?
http://twitpic.com/32c0do
HATEDIEKILL
Klassy!
You have to be into S&M to be a Giants fan.
Cody Ross, I hate you.
I strongly dislike Cody Ross.
Czar, you have a point there, that's why we're Dodgers fans: we happen to be baseball lovers, too.
I can only think of few more irritating people than Giants fans.
I'm not going to explain what S&M means.
Nice rally kill, fat boy.
Czar, I know what means S&M means (I think)
Shoot out at the Colosseum.
I mean inside, not out.
S&M = Spaniards and Mexicans, IIRC.
I thought it was Hamy that hit the homerun. HaHa. And why the fuck is a goonie singing GBA. Corporate bastards.
*scrotches*
*spits*
Go Andrus!
Scrotches should be a part of the average American lexicon.
Is it a problem when I'm watching the game and listening the Aguilas game over the radio?
When Oregon is good, they're killers.
When they're bad, they look Pop Warner-ish.
*avoids giving SC credit*
what are scrotches? :_(
Scrotches is the new "jackhole."
I believe that word was just coined for crotch scratching.
This is torture and I'm very far away of being a sadomasochist :(
*teeth grinding*
just one out, boys. You can really do this, go Rangers!
That's both good and bad.
Munster effort by Colby.
Hope this pen has four (quick) outs in it
C'mon Rangers!! You can beat this shitty, evil team.
GNATSSUCK
Wish he wouldn't have left a feta one over the plate to Torres, though.
Throw
A
Strike
Thank god.
Three more outs of this?
I can breathe again!
I'm still way more nervous than I probably should be. Score some runs now, Tejas.
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David, bring your optimism here, we need all the good vibes we can get.
CC Mr. C and the Czar
Agreed.
*crosses fingers*
*tries to cross toes*
Eerily quiet at the Mausoleum.
C'MON YOU RANGERS!!
Nice to see the shoe on the other foot. Bring that Geico home.
Calling a Kinsler homer here.
Crap.
Buckle up, boys and girls.
hoping to feel feliz in about 10 minutes here
9th inning. Here we go, lets hang on tight!!
*scrotches*
*shifts*
*spits*
spits
turns
spits
scrotches
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whiff.
Dos mas.
Uno mas.
Damn, he throws hard.
THERE'S A GAME 5
YES!
Now we make (modest) party!
SI SE PUEDE, Texas Rangers!
*scrotches*
*spits*
*executes the electric boogaloo*
HATE HATE HATE HATE
I spent the entire day taking this engineering licensing test. I'm glad I come back to see the Rangers win!
@Mr. F
How'd you do?
Epale, y'all! What time does the game start?
What's that?
I did?
Oh.
Rangers won? Hell yeah!
I need someone to bail me out of jail. Just saying.
@spanky
I'll bring the battering ram.
Meh. I was very prepared for the morning part. Not so prepared for the afternoon part. I'm hoping that the net result is I passed. 50ish percent is supposed to be good enough to pass, so I imagine I'm okay. But all the same, I could have left feeling better.
I'm not gonna dwell too much though.
@Mr. F
Yup. I hear you.
I was the same way with the ARE.
That settles it, I gotta bribe Orel to do the GTs for here on out.
@ Saxy
What you gotta do is sacrifice that lame duck fucker.
Hamy did hit a homerun. I am not disclosing WTF I was doing, but it was illegal in 50 out of 50 states.
Bail set at 100,000 large.
(cries) tears of joy,Mr.F
"lame duck fucker"
Brent Musburger?
Oregon Duck Fucker. Same difference,
Good luck on the test results, Mr F
Thanks guys.
1 of 2. Don't fail me, Kings.
I have seen Tim Lincecum and Brian Wilson costumes tonight.
Goddam hipsters.
are you sure that wasn't just a walking mop?
My money's on Jimbo Jones.
Are you happy now? You got Spanky doing the electric boogaloo!
Getting hammered while the ladies catch Phantasmic to end the night. I made my choice.
I get my 2 of 3 at least.
Go Giants!!
It is okay guys we will get them next game. I am allll about bay area teams baby!!!
Oh and I am a Lakers fan.....
I saw a couple dressed as Marty McFly and Doc Brown at Vons tonight.
Oddly enough, I'm also going as Marty tomorrow.
Well, I've been drinking.
*mock horror*
@Josh
So you were sent from the Future to stop yourself from buying that sour cream tonight?
HATEDIEKILL
OOOOOOOOH! I like that one. Yes,I am barely realizing the shit that was said in dis bish. I've been retardedly drunk since the p.m.
Game 4 on sunday.
Who ya wit?!?!
Sir Spankolot.
Morning a Rams win.
Evening a Giants ass kickin.
Let's hope it is a good day.
Oh wait no Go Giants!!!
I like scarfs.
I am depending on that,Paul. Have not had too many of them days' lately.
Keep up the Constanza action,Bro.
Is Lucas going as Einstein?
Bang!
It's a dark,cold place up in dis bish.
Dear Karina-
Thank you for benching David Garrard.
Love,
Dusty
We Sons are deliberately refraining from posts in the hopes smonkstakes will finally end.
Are the Smonkstakes weighing a brother down?
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