Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Phil Hughes (1-1, 5.73) vs. Colby Lewis (1-0, 1.69).
COMMENTS: Unexpecteds 3, Expecteds 2. In both LCSes. Can Colby find his cheese and send the Rangers to the World Series, or will Hughes hew to the Yankees' historical script? More importantly, which of these teams has a better chance of beating the Giants in the World Series? I can't believe I just typed that. This season has been so depressing.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
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Come on Eileen!
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Nice one Meanie. It's so pretty.
Thx Mr. F
One of my Dallas friends sent that. She also sent a great picture of a sign in front of a Dallas business. I would link it but I'm not very technical and don't know how. It says:
Hey Nolan, ever thought about buying the Cowboys?
Now onward to beating the Skankees.
GodDamn! I've just gone cross-eyed.
If one of the Rangers can hit an inside-the-parker, Lewis can't lose!
@MB: shoot, there are icons in there i've never seen...
Hopefully Colby doesn't get jacked.
I hope Colby Mascarpwns the Skankees.
Is that an off-day puzzle, MB?
If so, needs more bears humping.
Epale everyone!
good luck Rangers!
(I'm heading out to my beloved Luis Aparicio)
mr c
Snagged an iPad for myself today since mrs dusty doesn't share well. Any fav apps I should know about?
And when is the SoSG coming out, guys?
Hello Everybody!
Meanie--I love the post. I can almost hear the organ music playing along with the LETS GO RANGERS
Epale Karina and Karen!
Epale Y'all
Thx Karen. I'm ready for the Rangers to kick some serious Yankee ass!
*cracks open a bottle of Pouilly-Fuissé to get in the right frame of mind.
Yankmes out in first--Plenty of hate flowing here.
LETS GO RANGERS
Epale again, y'all!
How did that caught stealing look on TV? Joe Morgan is of course insisting that he wasn't out.
Unlike John Lennon, I believe in Elvis!!!
Rangers score 1-0 Whoo hoo Elvis!
What's the haps, Peeps?
1-0 Tejas
Win it for Meanie Fuckers!
Hey Spankster, a win would be good for all!
Josh--He was out. Morgan is full of shit as usual.
Elvis is on fire!
Elvis got up for that one
Epale! Win-win situation tonight: If the Rangers win, well, then the Rangers win. If the Yankees win, double baseball tomorrow!
tough choice, this game or Tombstone on TNT?
Cheers Orel! Beverage choice tonight?
FB - you're here, that speaks volumes.
Granderson beat the throw but came off the bag. Good call.
hi MB!
i wanna beer
OT:
Marvel comic Kobe looks like a bad-ass.
That is all I'll say on the subject.
way to go, Tommy Bahama
Still deciding, MB. The other day, Mrs. Orel brought me a glass of port — tasty!
FB have one and enjoy! Hopefully no Slivovitz is needed tonight.
Mmm Port is quite tasty. So many choices to make.
Johnny Ringo is awesome and underrated
I bet at home Craig Sager sits around in sweatpants and a ratty T-shirt.
Orel
That's giving him a lot of credit. I bet he hangs out in his underwear.
*shudders at the visual
Booooooooooooooo!
Sure wish the Gnats were playing tonight so I could hate them. Wait, I still can, right?
Sorry guys, I'm off the grid tonight. 1-0 Rangers, let's see if that holds up...
I HATE you Posada
Sax has to go off the grid because Kowalczyk forgot the donuts.
Phil Hughes has a large noggin
Yeah yeah Yeah. IDIOT
I'm tired, but happy with the Rangers up.
Let's finish this shit now.
cmon Vlade Dadi
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrible call in that AB?
wow nice DP
why do you ask, Mr F?
That interview was rather unnecessary.
*shields eyes*
all that rippling slow-mo Molina!
BORING!!!
Andrus has quite a shabadoo
wack
Nice work BenMo.
a Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo?
This has not been a scintillating game so far.
*does Turbo broom dance*
Craig Sager thinks he's a pimp.
I've said it once before, but it bears repeating.
Foster's: Brewed in Canada; distributed by a Texas co.; tastes like hell.
It is not Australian for anything.
Fosters. Australian for kangaroo piss.
Fuck this bitch tits dude.
who was that pinch hitting for A-rod?
RB - Funny you mention it. When in Australia I never saw Foster's anywhere. Toohey was the beer.
BTW Fuck A-Rod
yikes
Ernie thought that was gone
Toohey Lewis and the News?
oh that's boooooolshit
Notice how A-Rod can't sprint?
BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIIIIT.
my friends drank VB when they were there
They even sent me these cricket dudes who talk when the cricket is on TV in Australia. This is usually 4am USA time so you wake up thinking there is an Aussie burglar in your house
CHEATERS!!!
Where's MLASC with the rulebook? Does it count as a HBP if it hits the ground first?
I'm no czar, but it counts as a hit batter
Fucking FB. I just changed the channel down one notch and fucking Johnny Ringo is on.
Here we go Kiddies
watch out, Spanks, he's a mean one!
Nice "Yankees suck" chant. FEEL THE HATE.
just broke into the Herrerano, some kind of Panamanian devil juice. Should go down well with limeade and a Yankees loss
Vlade Dadi, we makes the party!
It's about time! 3 - 1 Texas
heh Craig said meatballs
Mmm. Meatballs.
Thanks for that breaking news,Sager.
it tastes like drunk, Spanky :)
That was almost a normal human outfit on Sager.
Joe Buck is much more palatable than Sager. That's not saying a whole helluva lot.
Girardi looks like he wishes the Cubs job was still open
Probably smells like one too
baBOOOOM!!!
We Makes Party
NELSONIC BOOM!
Rangers are spanking the Skankees.
Girardi looks like he wishes the Dodgers job was still open
Holy spit.This might actually happen.
Look at the Yanks faces
DB - That's exactly what Texas fans are saying.
moreMoreMORE
I WANTS MORE
WHOO!
*said in a high-pitched Stewie Griffin voice*
You on the bullpen phone now, Joe? Think its time to get that stiff out now? Yeah? Maybe it's time to make a change now, ya think? Got somebody ready do ya?
Ron Darling is the smartest person in the world
FB on fire. Nice Joey Joe Joe/ Simpsons ref. Also love the devil juice stuff you appear to have going on. Are you still home alone?
Will the east coast sports industrial media complex be able to withstand a non-Yankees series? Or are they currently meeting in Frankfurt to figure out a way to derail the rangers?
nope, the Mrs is here drinking the firewater too. She smuggled it out of the Panama City duty free shoppe. It's sugarcane based so it sweetens up a normally tangy limeade
the pentavarite will make this right
I have gots to grow a Kurt Russell Wyatt Earp 'stache
DO IT Spanks!
Karen if you're lurking there was a CJ sighting.
karen is busy googling CJ Wilson photos
And Mutt chops
Spanks, grow a Ron Washington 'stash next!
Hamels is the HOT one. I saw his interview the other day. He doesn't seem like he's the sharpest tool in the shed.
"the pentavarite will make this right"
With that comment FB is clearly the GT MVP frontrunner now.
Ron Washington with the frosted 'stache
Stay on target.
@MB 2:33
Answer sent!
MB likes them dopey and ready to go :)
Looking good for the Rangers.
Almost as good as Cole Hamels, apparently.
MB Slamathon!
Sperm donors is what some local saucy minxes calls them.
Such a double standard among the men. We women are no worse than you men.
FB- Dopey no, ready to go YES!
Hamels called himself an ace after the Reds series. I guess it's true and all, but you rarely hear a pitcher refer to himself that way.
Admit it, you all like it like that!
Kerry Wood has lost a lot of weight since his cubs years, hasnt he? was he juicing back then?
Never said I didn't,Meanx
Rangers, please win so I don't have to hear Kid Rock anymore.
I love it
I want this series to be over so I won't have to listen to Ron Fucking Darling ramble on.
Berking Fuck Manlance!
Holy Shit! I saw the Gnats cahampionship parade flash before my eyes.
minihat!
Do the Rangers stack up well against the Giants?
I thought everything was bigger in Texas.
(MegaCrown)
Things ARE bigger in Texas. Come to San Antonio NIOSA in April. Hats and Mega Hats are the tradition. You will see some that will give last night's a run for the money. MB might have to buy one and use it for her avatar.
I would love to see Kinsler knock one out.
My uncle/godfather is a diehard Yank fan. The first thing we did when we saw each other on Wed. was talk shit.Everyone was appalled. I'm buying his 3 yr.old son a fucking Ranger jersey tomorrow.
yankee deficits are bigger in texas
Not knocked out but another score ;~)
I'll be too busy watching the lakers beat the spurs in April, MB. But thanks for the info.
Let's not even talk about the Spurs
(cries)
soft reminder: Fernando Nation 30 for 30 is on next tuesday
Sorry about the smartassery Meanie. Didn't want to rain on your Texas parade.
stop
counting
outs
you idiots!
Spank, not to worry. No offense taken.
Looks like a KKK rally up in dat bish
I need more Girls from 4E in my life.
Mike Maddux, the Chris Gwynn of Madduxes
Ron Washington with the gang signs!
Lewis is like a robot out there
FUCK YOU JETAH! HAHA
@Orel: Isn't what they do in that commercial technically kidnapping?
Colby Lewis looks like Vincent D'Onofrio.
He's goren the Yanks right now.
Jeter Ks to go 0-for-4? Jeters don't prosper here
HR off Rivera coming up.
I think we know who's writing game threads from now on
Saxy, what are you gonna do with your newfound free time?
that hug was cool
At Sax
That's what Jeter did when he played at DS the night I was there.
Ron Washington sure looks twitchy.
he looks Terry Teagle twitchy
Washington looks like he's chewing cud.
mmm cud
@Josh "Isn't what they do in that commercial technically kidnapping?"
But she looks so happy to be there!
Oh, and I guess Colby found his cheese.
3 more outs, kiddies.
throw strikes, kid
heh that was a gift
nasty!
It seems appropriate that the closer's name is Feliz.
Jheri Curlz all up in this bitch
CC looks a little drunk
nice hustle, Robbie
ONE MORE OUT
Best get the Ginger Ale and powdered sugar ready
awesome!!
WOW
My homeboy's WIN! This is a day that Texas fans thought would never come. Gonna be some major partying in Big D tonight.
Careful boys, you might twist an ankle!
please don't hurt anybody in the pile
DAMN!
FUCK YOU YANKS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
CHOKE ON YOUR BIG APPLE!
why can't that happen to us?
And A-Fraud Ks to end it. How fitting.
Texas advances!!!!
lotta naked fish runs happening tonight!
Yanks
Go ahead, bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots.
YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Now, go Philly (at least for Game 6)!!!
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Thanks Spank, laying low in preparation for the New Orleans PartyPalooza Halloween weekend. Four days in the Quarter can take its toll.
Now I really don't give a shit who wins the other series.
Except, y'know, fuck the Giants and all.
I wonder what Mark Cuban is thinking?
He's probably pissed his bid wasn't accepted. Maybe he can buy the Dodgers.
sell the Mavs and buy the Dodgers!
well this was fun, yall. Let's keep it going tomorrow!
FB, until tomorrow.
Don't get Washingtons' cocaine wet with the Gatorade bath!
gnite MB
Good night John Boy!
Bring the MEGAHATE tomorrow,Peeps. I expect nothing less.
FUCK THE GNATS
G'nite Saxy
G'nite Spankster
G'night MB!
G'nite Mr. F
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