It's the off-season, the time of year when teams can look at their lineups and address some of the gap areas. And we're going through this sort of exercise at the SoSG home offices as well.
When this blog started back in 2006, it was largely supposed to be a repository for a small group of guys who ended up emailing incessantly about the Dodgers anyway. Many of the original Sons had known each other since grade school, so it was easy to port our sarcastic brand of commenting and "reporting" into a medium that was ripe for witty banter.
Establishing a set of pseudonyms also helped keep the tone off-the-cuff, as well as allowed many of us to contribute content from all over the place (including blogging from work). In fact, there are a couple of Sons who work with colleagues who are huge readers of Sons of Steve Garvey, and they have no idea that the authors are standing in their midst. The veil of secrecy was a pretty critical point in our early days.
Soon, the Dodgers organization started inviting us into the fold, culminating with press box and clubhouse access as if we were media members. Of course, this required us to think about things a bit differently; the covenant we reached with the recently-departed VP of PR Josh Rawitch was that he was fine with the pseudonyms so long as he could always reach us individually if we wrote something out of line. We never did, by the way; Rawitch was always a great partner and helped give on- and off-the-record color to us all the time.
Meanwhile, about the same time, we started inviting some of our readers back behind the veil as well, including holding a couple of SoSG Fests (read: fully funded drinking while watching a Dodgers away game) for some of the most worthy. Through these events, and some Stadium rendezvous missions, we got to know a handful of our readers pretty well.
In addition, the ranks of the Sons have thinned. You, the readers, voted to kill off Pedro Guerrero last year. And as we emerged from this year's Hey Jimbo! April Fool's Day takeover, Lasorda was left off the 2011 roster. Finally, Eric Karros decided to call it a day following the end of the 2011 season. And that left four Sons o hold down the fort.
Meanwhile, let's face it, it's been a hard time to be a Dodger fan, what with two consecutive poor showings in the division, an opening day beating tragedy, and that whole McCourt ownership circus thing that casts a pall over the organization. It's yucchy. But the chaos might not have to be all-corroding; I believe that chaos is the time for the most opportunity, just as this is a time for the Dodgers to rise from the ashes like a phoenix. 2012 has to be better, right? And I don't want Sons of Steve Garvey to miss a second of it.
And that's why, for the first time in this blog's five-year history, we're ecstatic to welcome three new Sons to the fold. Please give a huge welcome to Dusty Baker, Hideo Nomo, and Franklin Stubbs.
All three of these new Sons have been around for years, they're familiar with the virtual bar we've created, and we've had a chance to meet them all on multiple occasions (all three attended both SoSG Fests as well as multiple ad hoc drink-fests in the Stadium). In fact, they're kind of like family now. Which is why we're ecstatic to knight them as Sons.
We're delighted that they're just insane enough to want to join the chaos on a first-hand level. But we're confident that their energy will help take this crazy crew of sarcastic Sons to the next level, just in time to herald the Dodgers' ascent back to our rightful place in championship lore (or at least, in time to welcome our new owner and a long-awaited change in front-office scenery). Plus, the new Sons' background checks came out relatively clean (only one bestiality incident that has since been expunged).
I'll leave their individual origin stories up to them, but you'll soon see their names in the Sons' blogroll in the upper left. (Congratulations to those of you who figured out our mystery last week, by the way. You damn overachievers.) So if you see any of these three anonymous identity-concealed Sons walking down the street, make sure to congratulate them with a big bear hug.
59 comments:
I knew that cartoon bear porn would show up as bestiality on my record one day. Thankfully, that's all behind me now. Mostly.
Can we kill off Hideo Nomo?
I guess my Sons bid as "Tony Gwynn's Shitty Brother" was unsuccesful.
DUSTY!!!!!!
I promise 100% more "Pat Burrell Breaking News - Visit The Official Site Now!" ads in this space.
Those just crack me up.
@Dusty: Wait, you've got a bestiality record as well?
Shit, that makes two of the three.
Damn, I'd been studiously avoiding mentioning those ads in the hope they'd give up and return to whatever circle of hell they spawned from.
I like to picture someone sitting around thinking, man, I'm just not getting enough breaking Pat Burrell news these days, and I'm not sure what to do about it.
As for the "incident", I was led to believe that was customary in Crete.
Molest one Kri Kri goat and you're branded for life, it would seem, Stubbs.
No, thankfully I sobered up before they started in with the branding.
Love you too, Spank.
Welcome, new Sons! Where have you been? Will there be a back story involving DNA tests and an appearance on Maury?
Welcome to the gang, Stubbs and Nomo!
Go to hell, Dusty!
Right on. Welcome new Sons!
Love you, too, Czar!
Can I make a guess at who Nomo and Stubbs used to be? Or is anonymity in effect?
Hint: Nomo is not Lasorda.
I think I know who Stubbs is.
re: Anonymity
I don't believe it will be a mystery for very long, anyhow.
Guessing our identities is about as challenging as the table games from the end of Vegas Vacation.
Dusty's in particular.
Or I could change my name to ytsuD rekaB and no one would know. Except J. Steve would probably figure it out right away.
On a separate note, what did DelinO blackmail the rest you guys with to get such a swanky office at SoSG Headquarters?
(swipes beer off DelinO's desk)
My key didn't work. Very funny, Sax.
Do we have to wear Hello Kitty backpacks and do rookie hazing stuff?
@hideo. My key still doesn't work, but instead of getting into the building, I cant get out. I had to do that mission impossible Tom Cruise through the air ducts crap just to use the urinal.
I already found the Oban!
Hideo is really Brett Favre!
Stubbs is the real killer!
It was Dusty in the conservatory with the crackpipe.
So when can we expect the first post from youse guys?
Those may be coming along shortly. Stay tuned.
insanity levels rising...
(ducks under desk)
Finally got into the office. Turns out the door was locked but all the windows were open.
(Probably in anticipation of Dusty's arrival.)
welcome new Sons! :*
don't dare to post any graphs yet, it'd be very painful, since I'm still mourning over Eric Karros.
Isn't this about the time that Josh S would be chiming in?????
Oh...strike that.
Anonymity, right?
I was still trying to crack the baseball card puzzle.
Well played.
And now, a work from Mr. C.....
^word
I hope you weren't expecting any work out of Mr. C, Neeebs.
What? I'm just cowering under my desk until all this blows over.
What a chump.
So what happened to Tom Paciorek?
45!
I miss Booger.
^Nice 45, Stubbs!
Nice booger, Stubbs?
*double-checks all pertinent orifices*
congrats to all 3 of you
Hey sorry I'm late to the welcoming party but welcome, benvenidos, & välkommen to Dusty, Hideo, and Stubbs!
Cheers, EK! Big shoes to fill.
Thanks EK!
I can already feel the PCS season trundling down on me, kinda like in the intro to Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Thanks, EK! I'm late in seeing your welcome!
@Stubbs
Poison arrows or giant rock?
PCS = Giant Rock
Assassins Circle = Poison Arrows
I go to Vegas for a week and I miss all kinds of crazy stuff! Welcome new Sons.
I've alwoays liked your irreverence yet informative posts and banter. And leave Dusty alone, he was young, plush and needed the money!
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