Monday, October 04, 2010

Dinner Suggestions?

Thanks to the crappy year that the Dodgers had and the Giants winning the pennant, I have now officially lost the bet with my co-worker and must wear a Giant shirt to work and bring him dinner. I was thinking of buying some Dodger dogs at Smart and Final, but does anyone else have any other suggestions for a main course?

57 comments:

MR. F said...

I dunno but I'd try to serve the meal in a Dodger plate and Dodger kitchenware (or brought in a Dodger lunch bag).

Keven C said...

Get him a cake decorated with all the of the San Francisco Giants World Series banners.

MR. F said...

I wouldn't tempt that kind of fate with Giants mathematically possible to actually win one.

el montanero said...

a pu pu platter...with real poop!

Fred's Brim said...

a 4-pound "Victory, Not"

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I don't know about dinner, but how about a cake with a layer for every championship the Giants have won? It's easy on your kitchen!

MeanieBreanie said...

Torture should be the order of the day. We can Fedex out a "Four Horseman" burger from Chunky's Burgers in San Antonio. They top it with jalapeno, serrano, habanero and naga bhut jolokia chile peppers. Only four people have been known to finish one.

Make him scream for mercy!

Spanky said...

A Dodger dog. A bag of Frito's. A cupcake. A bottle of Thunderbird.


Dinner Served

Josh S. said...

What kind of dummy makes a bet for dinner, but doesn't dictate what kind of dinner he gets from the loser?

Oh yeah, he's a Giants fan.

rbnlaw said...

Whatever you serve, it should be a dish best served cold.

and on blue plates.

Spanky said...

On second thought,just let me pee in the lemonade.

NicJ said...

Just tell him to eat shit.

Or maybe some oyster pubes.

NicJ said...

What about a bottle of Lasorda wine?

jmk said...

Bottle of Lasorda Wine is good idea. I say (if you can stand it yourself) Fry up some Calf Liver and Onions. Or take him down to the Spot in Japantown with the Hottest bowl of Ramen in the USA.

MR. F said...

Oyster pubes would be very appropriate.

Fred's Brim said...

with the recent popularity of waxing in the oyster community, the ingredients for that may be tough to come by

MR. F said...

Well he could just do Oysters & Pubes.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Oyster pubes are a delicacy in the amazon.

Mr. Customer said...

Damnation. My 4pm Pavlovian response to check the game thread will take some time to unlearn.

(cries)

rbnlaw said...

DAMMIT!
I was just going to post that, Mr. C.

(cries)

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C
I know what you mean. It's like going through withdrawal. Perhaps we should all gather at the Assassin's Bar to commiserate.

Mr. Customer said...

@MB

Now that you mention it, I do have an inexplicable urge to drink a martini, and I'm not a martini drinker.

One might suspect some subliminal advertising at work here.

MeanieBreanie said...

It's another gorgeous day and a perfect evening to sit on a patio and enjoy Monday Martini Madness. Give me Belvedere or Ketel One straight up with some blue cheese stuffed olives and skip the vermouth.

Advertising disclaimer:
The avatar was in no way meant to suggest, imply, or lead you astray in any way.

Mr. Customer said...

I'm perfectly capable of being led astray, whether intended or not.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Coincidentally, the Raymond episode with the sculpture is on right now.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I keep refreshing, hoping some kind of thread appears out of nowhere.

Withdrawals suck.

(cries)

MR. F said...

This thread...

(cries)

MR. F said...

TV On The Radio - Cryin'

Steve Sax said...

Cue up the Roy Orbison!

Josh S. said...

Sobs of Steve Garvey...

Spanky said...

Am I the only one offended by Josh's avatar.




(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I don't care for Lowe. He rubbed me the wrong way.

Spanky said...

I was thinking more of the Brave uni on a Dodger blog.

Dusty Baker said...

Two words: pertussis burger

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I still don't care for him. I would prefer a Sammy Saito avi.

Dusty Baker said...

Cut yer hair, Tommeh (Brady)!

Fred's Brim said...

The Patriots look very natural in their pink cleats

Fred's Brim said...

gah I hate sports right about now

Josh S. said...

Damn! I forgot about Sammy! I'll fix it when I'm not on my phone.

And I thought we were all Braves fans, at least for the next week.

Dusty Baker said...

I am a Braves fan....for now.

Dusty Baker said...

@MLASF re fantasy football

Damn, that was close!

Mr. Customer said...

Only Paul had the full-on blowout this week.

Dusty Baker said...

I can't tell who the fuck is who any more, without close scrutiny. Everyone keeps changing their names up in dis fantasy football bish.

Dusty Baker said...

^ By everyone I mean two teams.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Stoopid me, sitting the Pats' awesome defense. I had no clue Miami would be so woeful defensively.

And you just feel bad for Jason. The poor bastard still doesn't have a single win.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I'm trying to shift karma.

Dusty Baker said...

Reigning SoSG March Madness champ Jason may be 0-season, but he still is the quickest and first to fill out his lineup for the week.

Josh S. said...

There. All better.

(cries)

Spanky said...

Much better Josh. Gracias Homie.

I ain't going to say shit about Jason's team. I've got the second worst losing streak in the league.I'm just glad I won that first game.

MR. F said...

Tears of joy, Josh S.!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I'm rooting for the Braves just because of Sammy. Then the Reds because of NL pride, then the Twins, then the Rangers, then the Rays, then the Phillies, then the Yankees, then the black hole, then the apocalypse, then the oscar for Paris Hilton, then the revelation that there is no such thing as fat-free.


And then the alien invaders.

Never the Giants.

Dusty Baker said...

Totally agree, MLASF. I would rather be anally probed, have my civilization colonized, and, ultimately, be bodily consumed in order to fuel the needs of a hostile, invading alien nation than I would like to see the Gnats win a single playoff game.

DodgerBlue said...

Oh i got to get shot with paintballs 20 times point blank because they didnt make the playoffs... dam dodgers.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

A steaming pile of shit.

rbnlaw said...

Dusto sighting!

Josh S. said...

I didn't think I could hate the Phillies more, but then they start referring to the three starters as "H2O".

Dusto_Magnifico said...

I've been busy winning the PTSIA invitational!