This is just like a train wreck. You read the Deadspin headline that some Giants fans are covering "Don't Stop Believing", and you don't want to look. Yes, they are covering the Dodgers' recently-adopted-and-completely-run-its-course eighth-inning anthem. With fake beards (I mean, can this really be any more Manny-Ramirez-derivative?).
But then you think of the myriad ways we can pen "Don't Stop Bereaving" in a couple of weeks, and you figure, maybe it's worth a quick peek. For research's sake.
And perhaps this gets us on to a new eighth-inning Dodger Stadium tradition, anyway. Consider the shark jumped and all of the little McCovey Cove kayakers impaled on their oars.