Thursday, October 07, 2010

ALDS Game 2 Thread: Yankees @ Twins. 3p

Andy Pettitte (11-3, 3.28) vs. Carl Pavano (17-11, 3.75).

COMMENTS: Yankee fans probably don't recall Pavano was once a Yankee, either because he didn't play all that often (he played in 26 games for the Yankees over four seasons (playing in only three of them), taking home $38M for his service) or because Pavano is now sporting a mustache that evokes Jeff Kent himself, as a reborn Twins #2 starter. But here he is, trying to bring the Twins back to life after they let go a 3-0 lead evaporate into a 6-4 loss (their tenth straight ALDS loss). Can he add a win to the Twins' stash (ouch, that was painful)?

Pavano mustache shot swiped from this blog

42 comments:

Josh S. said...

Whoops. I accidentally called this thread punless, but I missed the stash line.

I must ashk for your forgiveness.

Josh S. said...

I don't know why I chose to listen to the drunk old couple that calls Yankee games.

Josh S. said...

Stupid O-Dog. Bench him!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

This place is emptier than the Roman Polanski Daycare Facility.

Steve Sax said...

@Josh S 2:53p: No worries. I can handle bars of derisive music from you.

MR. F said...

Too many game threads!

Josh S. said...

1-0 Twinkies. That will never hold up.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

J.J. Hardy is fail incarnate.

Josh S. said...

Told ya.

Josh S. said...

Cool, thanks, Swish!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I guess it's just Josh and I. Or is it me and Josh?

(laying bait for grammatical correction)

MR. F said...

I'm sorta around but sorta not.

Mr. Customer said...

There's a few more lurking. I'm playing hooky tomorrow so I'm trying to get "work" done first.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I knew I'd draw the lurkers out one way or another.

Josh S. said...

I'm growing bored listening to both teams scuffle. I'm turning it off for the next 45 minutes or so and I'll pick it up on the drive home.

MR. F said...

Stupid Lance Berkman.

Mr. Customer said...

Fucking Yankees.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Stupid fucking Yankees Lance Berkman.

Mr. Customer said...

Stupid Yankees fucking Lance Berkman?!

Josh S. said...

Yankid Stupees berking Lance Fuckman!

Josh S. said...

*jots down *Lance Fuckman* as potential porn name*

Josh S. said...

^Those should have been "" around Lance Fuckman. Not sure what happened there.

Josh S. said...

O-DAWG!!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Stuping fuckid Yankman Lance Berkees.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Hot dog!

MR. F said...

Orlando fucking Hudson lancing stupid Yankees!

Josh S. said...

There ya go, Mr. F! Well done!

Mr. Customer said...

Berk Lanceman would also be acceptable.

Mr. Customer said...

Thome's back to being putrid.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Stupe fuckass dumbing Thomid.

Mr. Customer said...

Let's be honest, Lance Berkman is a pretty porny sounding name in the first place.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Stuping fuckid Berk Lanceman.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Fucking Carl Pavano sucks.

MR. F said...

Stupid ManLance Yanking Berkfuck.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Derclutch Clutchter.

MR. F said...

Fuckek Jefuck.

MR. F said...

Walking Texy-era to get to A-fuck?

MR. F said...

Down to their last 3 outs.

MR. F said...

Fucktis Fuckderfuck.

MR. F said...

Mauer, Young, and Thome for the Twins.

MR. F said...

Fucking Yankees.

Spanky said...

Bantha Fodder


Kill this Motherfucker!