
Cole Hamels vs. Matt Cain.
COMMENTS: The NLCS moves to San Francisco for a trio of games, which should give SoSG regulars even more of a chance to tap into their ample resources of hate-filled vitriol. With every crowd shot of a Giants fan sipping his chardonnay with his pinky sticking out and his sweater tied over his shoulders, channeling that anger and hate into dreams of Giants suffering should be easy to do. So follow the words of Yoda--and CHANNEL THAT HATE AS STRONG AS YOU CAN. (At least, I believe that's the sentiment that the Jedi master was trying to convey. My recollection of Dagobah is a little murky, however.)
Like Yoda himself, let's hope the Phillies use this Cain for a lot of walks this afternoon. (10 years in purgatory for that one, I know.)
250 comments:
1 – 200 of 250 Newer› Newest»Nice try, Sax. 20 years minimum.
I have to admit, despite my controversial stance on this series, seeing crestfallen panda-hatted douchebags will make it easier to stomach the Phillies winning.
Go Phillies!!!
I like your high school pic Sax. That pink sweater is so you.
hateHateHATE
No Go GNATS!
PHILLIES!
NO GO GNATS!
NO GO PHILLIES!
LESS PHILLING!
For the love of Vin,Fanerman. WTF do you think I am saying. I mean DON'I GO GNATS.Get it
NO! GO! GNATS!
Fuck Phili tambien
NO!!!
GO PHILLIES!!!
GO PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
(cries)
AHHHHHH
@Orel 10:07a: hey, at least I didn't use the tired Cain/Abel theme. I mean, come on. I think of those who use that pun, and I think of Singaporean corporal punishment.
Whoops, sorry about that pun, too.
Bring the Hate, people.
You're right, Sax — that gag is below your Abelities.
R.I.P. The real Mr.C.
Say what, now?
You mean our Mr. C is a fraud?
Bosley? Gott in Himmel.
Bosley
T-Boz?
Mr. Chili, obviously.
(Seriously, RIP... after figuring out who everybody is talking about)
The Fonz finally has Mrs. C all to himself..
Where's the Champions' League thread?
I swear I thought Bosley had been dead for ten years.
Chelsea won on the commie turf!
Oh, hell yes.
Sami Nasri with a great finish.
2-0 over Shaktar.
I am a scratch for the game. I need someone to covet my Holy Grail of HATERADE. Must spit equal parts HATE to each team. Any takers?
hate Hate HATE | HATE Hate hate
I think that's what you're saying, Spanky.
Seriously, let's get the UEFA thread... gotta pull for Real Madrid (I teach as an adjunct for Instituto de Empresa in Madrid).
Carry over from other thread, indeed Spanish women > British women
I bequeath to Dusty, the cup of HATE.
FUCK YOU GNATS
FUCK YOU PHILI
Your little boyfriend Ronaldo is in form for Real these days, P Ditty. Real up 2-0 right now, no?
'Lil Ditty wore his Ronaldo black Real jersey to school yesterday. Odds are good no one in Arkansas knew what it was.
HATE THE HAIGHT
Was at the Villareal match in Feb. when Ronaldo scored on this free kick. He's a punk but he's got some skillz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnyuV4rXWZg
"He's a punk but he's got some skillz."
That's what they say about Neeebs.
*baits Neeebs*
*carjacks Lasorda*
*drives off in a HATERADE rage*
HATEHATEHATE
Let's tear the roof off this sucka!
Arsenal on a walk through today.
Good to Cesc back on form. . .for the most part.
Remember when Tommy was almost going to go to the Giants? For those that remember, how close was that to actually happening? I almost threw up when I heard that.
1982 Joe Morgan? He can go to hell
I HAIGHT FRISCO!!
Holy shit. Arsenal pouring it on now.
5-0 to the Gunners.
We'll likely get blanked at the Eastlands.
Jeff Kent showing his true colors during the Giants' pre-game ceremony.
I picked a good day to stay home from work.
Phillies' pitching coach: Rich Dubee -Dubee-Doo
"Jeff Kent showing his true colors during the Giants' pre-game ceremony."
so he was drinking Natty Light in cutoffs on the front yard while sitting in a lawn chair with his feet in a kiddie pool
in short: Jeff Kent is a redneck
Even worse, he's a Giant.
1-2-3
1-2-3
0-0
Orel did you roll a Small Straight?
Worse commercial pitchman: Joe Girardi or Joe Maddon?
I was aiming for quad sevens.
But he ducked.
Aflac!
stuck at work. Gameday does not suffice.
and where the hell have chase utley and jimmy rollins disappeared to? these guys are shells.
Gaston AB.
Ken Rosenthal is dressed like Dwight Schrute.
Burrell K, one out
Ken Rosenthal is about as tall as a Dwight Schrute beet
1-2-3
1-2-3
1-2-3
1-2-3
0-0
0-0 through twoooooo
Which Dubee you be?
Thanks Orel for the updates!
No Gameday for you, Mr. F?
Ibanez K's swinging. One out.
Who needs Gameday when we have you!
Ruiz bloop single.
Gameday isn't in danger of taking a nap....
More scoring in the Arsenal game than you'll likely see from the Gnats and Fills.
S. Ditty,
Thanks for the confirmation on las mujeres de Espana.
Or is it las mujeres mejores?
My Spanish grammar is weak salsa.
Cain with the chin music to Hamels!
CHOOOCH!!!!
(cries)
Whole Camels K's swinging. Two out.
Eduardo scored for Shaktar today; much to the delight of the Arsenal crowd who gave him a rousing cheer.
Cain plonks Vic Shanetorino in the robs! Two on, two out!
i'm not watching the game, but i hope they didn't throw it at victorino's head. he don't like that much.
I'm on Gameday. Did he "throw down here, not up here"?
@DB, I'm Shittin On 'Em!
*hopes DB's Dubee comment was a Funkdoobiest reference*
Chutley grounds out, strands two.
DAMMIT
Cain's pitch tailed in to Victorino. Didn't look intentional. Victorino reacted angrily, but not at Cain, just in pain.
Really? 47 pitches already?
Thought you'd like that, FB!
Uribe soft roller. One out.
Uribesoft makes good games.
*tips hat to DB*
Rowand swinging K, high and away. Two out.
Face it, Josh: This is the only place in the world you can make that joke.
Dubeesoft?
Cain K's swinging. Tres out.
But oh do we appreciate it!
two more Ks for Cole. 0-0 through 3 full frames
speaking of full frames, pablo sandoval is so fat, he's not even in the lineup
I wouldn't have it any other way, Orel.
Placido Domingo comebacker to Cain. One out.
every time they say "placido polanco" i think of enrico palazzo.
Emo batboy!
Wow, Orel, this is like a throwback GT with the amount of comments you and I are posting. Weird.
RyHo bloop single to left. One on, one out.
Don't call it a comeback, Sax.
If Lasorda makes a post I'm going to pass out.
3-1 to werth with howard at first
men at first and second!
Werth walks. Wwo won, won wout.
Two Phiwwies on. Dooooo something!
Isn't Dubeesoft toilet paper?
Also called Do-Be-Soft.
Henry Rollins pops out to left. Two out.
And it's up to Ibanez guitars.
dammit j-roll, when the f' are you going to show up
WAVE YOUR RALLY RAGS
...since your Game 2 RBI double?
Ibanez K's swinging. Three out DAMMIT
Ibanez Ks. I want to hit him in the abdomen with a baseball.
Oh wait, that was Game 1.
Orel, J-roll is batting .222 this series
True, but he's not the only Phillie who hasn't shown up.
Why am I defending Jimmy Rollins?
Santeria single to right.
Sanchez sac bunt, he and Howard pat each other on the butts. ON THE BUTTS
Oyster Pubes K's swinging on a neck-high FB.
J-Roll batted .091 in the NLDS, btw.
OYSTER PUBES!
find the zone Cole (walks Burrell with two out, on five pitches)
Gaston walks. Two on, two out. CRoss up.
DAMMIT
Ross RBI
1-0 Giants
cody fuckin' ross
i have to look at this pic to keep myself sane about now.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/466794/Gibson_Lasorda_1988_parade.jpg
Huff the Magic Dragon RBI.
2-0 Giants.
Still two out.
Still DAMMIT
Juan Urine pop out. Three out FINALLY
Without Broxton, Rollins can't contribute.
FUCK THE GIANTS. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
HATE HATE HATE HATE
Per Jeff Passan on Twitter, Cain @ 86 pitches through four. Time to start taking, Phillies.
Chooch pops out. One out.
Hamels makes contact but grounds to first. Two out.
Choch poops out.
IV-pitch walk to SV.
Tchochke?
SVSB!
Utley grounds to second. Three out.
DAMMIT
First-pitch Aaron Rowand double. Things falling apart.
"SI_JonHeyman #sfgiants paid $205 mil for zito, rowand & renteria. $5 mil for ross, huff & burrell"
Cain K's. About the only thing wrong he has done today.
Rent popout.
Fuctley error. 3-0 Giants.
f'ing A. Hamels, you suck
i've got a bad feeling about the Pubes here
OYSTER PUBES!
OP K swinging. Three out. 3-0 Giants.
Plunko GO. One out.
Subway spokesperson GO. Two out.
ALCS GT is up, for you masochists.
ryan howard, the only phillies starter batting > .300, just grounded out.
HATE
HATE
HATE
Werth FO. Inning over. Giants cruising.
Orel, it's just you and me in the bar today.
And Mr. F, of course.
Busy at work. I'm just good for the occasional swearing and hating.
Burrell K's swinging on a 93-mph FB.
Belly up, Sax!
I'm lurking. One more meeting and I will be back to join you for a drink. Is it still 2-0?
Ross K's. Alert the media!
Sorry, MB, it's 3-0 after six....
Feeling good about your newfound Gnats love now, Josh? Huh? is this what you wanted? *storms off immaturely*
(cries into pillow)
Thx Orel, ciao for now.
C'mon J-Roll, redeem yourself in Sax's eyes!
Goddam Phillies, do SOMEthing!
chow-chow
J rolls out
Utley looks like the old drunks who sleep in the park next to my house
Ibanez line out. Everything's turning up Gnats!
Jose Contreras? That guy may outlive Castro!
Chooch gets nicked. One out, two out.
oh god "we Cain do it"?
was that Sax's Game Thread ghostwriter?
Gload batting for Hamels.
Gload is an unusual name
Gload is an unusual name
Gload takes a Gload off! I.e., walks! Two on, two out.
Victorino will pop up,
mark it down
I hate the Giants. So fucking much.
Time to redeem yourself, Shane.
my hate is rising looking at these smelly fans
"old drunks who sleep in the park next to my house"
Half of SoSG readership should take offense at that remark, FB.
have they mentioned the shadows yet?
Gload is unfortunate nomenclature, indeed.
Say, when is the rent check due, FB?
sorry to those I may offended
you can sleep in my hallway next time
Was "Unfortunate Nomenclature" a Harry Potter book?
Fuck you, Victorino!
ZOOEY GBA!
fucking fucking fucking hell
this enFURIATES me!!!
Zooey's got pipes!
end of the month, Orel. Why? You looking for a hallway to crash in?
Hey Everyone
I'm in just long enough to say I HATE the freaking gnats and especially HATE they're orange rag waving fans!!
Gotta go...
I like Zooooey, but goddamit, Giants, how fucking obvious can you be?
GAH. Was Zooey wearing Giants attire? Please say no. She was born in LA!
Obvious, FB? How?
Only if there's an open bar, FB!
Karen with the drive-by hating!
Fear not, Mr. F. Zooey was tastefully attired in a flower-print smock-type dress.
Thanks Orel!
It's only because she's in town. She's not really a Giants fan.
That's what I'm going to keep telling myself.
1-2-3 for Contreras.
obvious/cliche, the Giants rolling around in their own hipster filth. I guess it's no different from the Dodgers having some trampy startlet or the Yanks having a police officer sing. It just screams "Giants" and that makes me mad
You take that back FB!
Zooey is not hipster filth!!!
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