Sunday, October 24, 2010

SoSG Fantasy Week 6 Update (And Week 7 Smack Thread)

I've gotta post this quickly since it's a Saturday night and the sports news this evening is not good (and I'm not talking about Oklahoma's toppling to Missouri). Take it away, Mr. LA Sports Czar:

Here's last week's action to get you caught up.

Paul 73 (4-2) - MLASF 72 (1-5): The less said about this game the better.

Spanky 96 (2-4) - Dusty Baker 81 (5-1): Spanky pulls the unlikely upset and delivers the first loss to Dusty.  Drew Brees gave 20 points, Brandon Jacobs added 15, and kicker Rob Bironas threw in 12 for the Spankster.  Dusty received 21 points from Arian Foster, 18 from Peyton Manning, and 14 from Roy Williams, but a combined 18 from the rest of his men.

Meaniebreanie 94 (3-3) - NicJ 76 (2-4): Nic gets his fourth straight loss while MB moves back to .500.  Ryan Torain led the way for MB with 22 points, followed by 20 points from Tony Romo and 16 from the Steeler defense.  Nic saw 18 points from LaDainian Tomlinson go in vain.

Prof. Dittmore 111 (4-2) - Jason 75 (1-5):  Nothing goes right for Jason again as the Professor delivers a sound beating.  A monster game from Jeremy Maclin (27 points) and a strong showing from Aaron Rodgers (21 points) led the way for P. Ditty.  Jason had 19 points from both Joe Flacco and Chris Johnson go for naught.

Karina 85 (5-1) - Mr. Customer 65 (3-3): Karina continues to dominate the pack, taking the lead in the western division.  14 points from Ahmad Bradshaw, 12 points from Brandon Marshall and Jason Hanson, and 13 points from Adrian Peterson helped her cause.  Mr. C falls to .500 despite 16 points from Steven Jackson and 14 points from Kyle Orton.

Week 7 pits Karina against MLASF, Nic against Spanky, MB against Jason, Paul against Dusty, and Mr. C against the Professor.

 

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Dusty Baker said...

This will also serve as my telling RBN that I hope Arsenal only manage a draw this morning against Manchester City, but that my fantasy players from both teams do well thread.

Dusty Baker said...

This will also serve as my what on earth is this strange game of base ball of which you speak thread.

Dusty Baker said...

Finally, it will also serve as my fuck me I wish MDIL would hurry up with my coffee thread.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

SMACK

(cries)

Spanky said...

*puts on MegaHat*
*runs out the front door nekked*

Dusty Baker said...

Smack

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If I lose today it's going to be a fire sale. Everything must go.

karina said...

@Mr LASC don't cry, mah dahlin'. Let's wait for our game to start, don't you think?

It's a luck I'm so busy today that I won't have time to worry 'till tonight.

Dusty Baker said...

Did you consider using the alternate spelling for Czar, former-MLASF? "Tsar" would make you MLAST.

Spanky said...

@ the czar

ESG is on the block. I'll just give him to you. Please.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I am aware of how appropriate MLAST would be. But I prefer MLASC.

karina said...

I miss the good ol' Mr LASF moniker :(

Dusty Baker said...

I miss Neeebs' mom cooking me breakfast.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Your boy Hillis better get me some points, Dusty, or we'll be taking a trip to the glue factory.

And he won't get to come.

Spanky said...

Big Ben your an idiot.

Mr. Customer said...

If Gates comes up lame again today, it's going to be a tough go.

Dusty Baker said...

Hillis has a thigh injury that's slowing him down, no?

Worse than glue factory: send him back to Conway, AR. [I apologize in advance to Small Sample Size for that comment]

WTF is up w fantasycast scorer thingy? Games are in play but not showing up.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What's up with Cincy/ATL? I've got two heavy hitters in that game.

Dusty Baker said...

Exactly what I meant. I think I have a TD from that game. I want two TDs. Heh.

Dusty Baker said...

Also the league smack thingy is not working.

Fine...I'll use this space.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dammit, Roddy White has 64 yards already. Update, ESPN, update!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hillis TD! Hooray for Arkansas!

Dusty Baker said...

They seem just not to have at least one game "turned on." That's ok, I only counted on staring at the fatnasycast doohickey as the high point of my weekend - no, WEEK - and my only source of joy.


(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

Wampus Cats up in dis bish!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn, I'm getting nice games out of my guys today. Where the hell was this the last six weeks?

Spanky said...

1 play for Ward and then they take him out. Assholes.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

CIN/ATL is going, but the stats haven't been entered yet.

Dusty Baker said...

ESPN just turned that game on, but no points yet.

Dusty Baker said...

DAMMIT!

Mr. Customer said...

I have a feeling I'm going to get boat-raced by the professor today.

MeanieBreanie said...

Currently Jason and I are projected at 100 each. It's gonna be a fight to the finish.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCKING ESPN UPDATE THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY FUCK I NEED THOSE FUCKING POINTS

Dusty Baker said...

I want my fuckin points!

Dusty Baker said...

DAMMIT!

Spanky said...

Come on Nawlins'

MeanieBreanie said...

MB wonders if ESPN took our smackboard away because we broke the profanity filter.

@#$%^!

Dusty Baker said...

There are my mufukkin points!

Spanky said...

Fucking Brees

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm still waiting for my point from the damn kicker.

Dusty Baker said...

Do you feel like you've been kicked in the nads, MLASC?

karina said...

Whoa Czar, you are spanking me!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I need an MJD TD to really set me up well.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

TD MJD!!!

Spanky said...

Fuck Yeah! Ward!

Dusty Baker said...

Karina said "Whoa Czar, you are spanking me!"

*makes creative note for my next session with the dominatrix*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Good thing I did not pick up Kerry Collins. He's a mess.

Spanky said...

I can't believe I only have 3 points from my Saint offense.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

How the hell are the Bills lighting up the Ravens' D?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

TOUCHDOWN RODDY WHITE!!!

Spanky said...

I smell points

Dusty Baker said...

Sad...I just saw that KFC ad that brings each letter of "sogood" onto the screen at the end...and my mind immediately went to "sosgood" instead. Maybe the Sons should bite this ad campaign and use it as their own.

karina said...

I feel uncomfortable sitting down, I think I'm flat now :(

Spanky said...

I HATE BREES

Spanky said...

60 Minutes?


(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

TOUCHDOWN THOMAS JONES!!!

Paul said...

I won last week???

Paul said...

Just on principal why don't I have David Guinness on my team?

MeanieBreanie said...

I was in the kitchen came back and saw that the Steelers defense lost 2 points. Does anyone know what happened?

karina said...

This hurts.

karina said...

@Spanky "I can't believe I only have 3 points from my Saint offense."

yeah, that's why I dropped them :(

Dusty Baker said...

Do you have a safe word, Karina?

karina said...

I'm gonna need MONSTROUS performances by my BFF Peterson, Bradshaw and Hasselbeck

MeanieBreanie said...

Karina - keep the faith. As you always say "it ain't over till it's over". Besides you still have 5 players yet to play.

karina said...

what do you mean with a safe word, Dusty?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Why is everyone rooting for Karina? I'M FUCKING 1-5 I'M THE UNDERDOG HERE

MeanieBreanie said...

DB are you going to explain safe word to Karina? You know you will be shredding more of her innocence.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. LASC
You misconstrue encouragement for taking sides. I'm happy if either of you wins.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nobody offers me words of encouragement.

Spanky said...

Thanx Karina.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. LASC
I hope your team continues to kick ass! ;~))

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Thank you, MB!

Dusty Baker said...

@MB

I guess I walked into that innocence buzzsaw, didn't I?

MeanieBreanie said...

DB - Yes you did. You are on your own to do the splaining on that one.

MeanieBreanie said...

^MB has whip in hand to ensure compliance.

Spanky said...

I <3 Brees

Fred's Brim said...

how are the Bills going to blow this one?

by giving up way too many points to a team that isn't very good offensively

MeanieBreanie said...

WTF? How does a defense continue to lose points? Splain that one.

Fred's Brim said...

I am sick of Bumble and Bumble (Dierdorf) suckling the Steeler man teat

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

"A safe word is a word or phrase that either partner can say when a sexual situation gets too uncomfortable to continue."

So, this also applies to a total ass-whuppin' in fantasy football.

Spanky said...

They give up special team points MB. I had -6 defense points a couple weeks ago.

MeanieBreanie said...

It sucks cuz this defense has consistently done well until this week.

Spanky said...

-2 points for Brees. I love this guy!

MeanieBreanie said...

Ryan Torain and Terrell Owens are both sucking for air today.

karina said...

@LASCzar "Why is everyone rooting for Karina?"

because you have the wits but I have the charm and I've got bonus points because I'm a girl!

@Spanky oh, I read it wrong. I dropped the Saints Defense, not the offense. Anyhow, you have a shot at winning.

Dusty Baker said...

How are some people able to talk on the league smack board but I cannot? (actually, if that was a conscious decision on someone's part, it was probably an idea with merit)?

karina said...

@Dusty Baker whoa! did you hear that sound? it's my innocence leaving!

MeanieBreanie said...

Spank
Brees and his wife just had another baby. The guy is probably major league sleep deprived.

Dusty Baker said...

@MB

That's no excuse for him. Get a friggi' nanny and man up!

Dusty Baker said...

@karina

I do what I can.

Spanky said...

DB

That smackboard is a piece of crap. It does that to me every Sunday

karina said...

Mr LASCzar, I never thought I'd have a safe word with you, but I decided it's gonna be "55".

So,

FIFTY FIVE, FIFTY FIVE, FIFTY FIVE!

Spanky said...

MB

I figured it would make you play better.

MeanieBreanie said...

DB valid point. I was just sayin....

@Karina, hope you don't feel like I was taking sides. MB should keep her mouth shut, pack up, and move to Switzerland. Truly though, I support all my fellow league members (except when they are playing me).

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie don't sweat my pet, we're sisters from a lost mother!

Fred's Brim said...

karina, are you an Urkel fan?

Fred's Brim said...

*applauds*
nice work Bills. It's difficult to give up 10 points in 33 seconds, but if anybody can do it, you can.

MeanieBreanie said...

Dierdorf and Gumbel have put the kiss of death on the Steelers defense. The minute they said they were the best in the league they began a rapid descent.

Spanky said...

I made the most fucked up decision of all time.

Fred's Brim said...

good lord, what a team!

Fred's Brim said...

@Spanks did you mix Steel Reserve and absinthe?

Fred's Brim said...

Is that Jason Schmidt in that Southwest.com ad?

Dusty Baker said...

Heh...that's funny as shit FB. Steel Reserve and absinthe.

Spanky said...

I could only have wished,Freddie B.

Dusty Baker said...

MLASC- You're taunting me on the league smack board, and I can make no retort! I feel so inferior.

*has lunch by self in jr high cafeteria*

MeanieBreanie said...

FB, Spanks - shudders at the thought of that combo. Absinthe, Pernod, Sambuca or anything else along that line is deadly enough. There are still percentage limits on the absinthe that filters into the US. You are not getting "true strength".

Fred's Brim said...

it reminds me if that Bad Idea Jeans ad on Saturday Night Live in the 80s:

"So you didn't use a condom?"
"Nah. I said to myself, 'When am I ever gonna bee in Haiti again?'"
BAD IDEA

Dusty Baker said...

@MB re absinthe.

True. That's why I just double my absinthe intake to make up for the puritanical import restrictions.

MeanieBreanie said...

DB, you're not alone. I am the other outcast. Unlike you, I am not in the cafeteria. I fled campus at any given opportunity.

Dusty Baker said...

*smokes skunk weed behind gym*

Fred's Brim said...

@MB very true!
A friend of mine worked with a lady from England. She got canned and had to move back in a hurry. She couldnt take all of her stuff so she gave him all of her liquor, including a half bottle of absinthe from the Czech Republic. That was a fun new years. I have never felt so squirrely on liquor

MeanieBreanie said...

In a few days I will be at The Old Absinthe House. I may have to have one there for posterity's sake. I'll order a double and salute you DB.

Fred's Brim said...

*pops in Cypress Hill tape*

Spanky said...

WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT LEAVE TODD HEAP IN THE MOTHERFUCKING LINEUP STOOPID FUCKING IDIOT SPANK!

Fred's Brim said...

order a double and mail it to me, MB!

Dusty Baker said...

Cheers, MB.

As I think I stated before, I've been under the table at that fine establishment a number of times.

MeanieBreanie said...

*Out cruising, drinking, and smoking good weed. Left Dusty behind the gym ;~)

Fred's Brim said...

because you knew the Bills D was so stout!

Dusty Baker said...

Insane in the membrane, indeed.

Fred's Brim said...

CHEATERS!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

@MB

Did you order a large soda from sonic, drink it down a bit, then mix in bottom shelf liquor, southern high school style?

Spanky said...

*takes out glass bong and throws it to the ground*

Fred's Brim said...

somewhere, Josh Howard is crying, and he has no idea why

MeanieBreanie said...

@DB who didn't? Remember experimenting with the really good stuff such as Southern Comfort, Bacardi 151, Everclear, and other wonderful combo's? Betty Crocker here pulled out drink recipes from her parents bar stash and would mix em. She did a pretty good job at following recipes. At least her siblings and delinquent friends thought so.

MeanieBreanie said...

@FB isn't there a place in Brooklyn that serves Absinthe from a proper drip?

DB - Old Absinthe House probably does not serve it in the proper manner if they truly serve it at all. I never saw any drips but then again I may have been under the bar as well ;~)

Fred's Brim said...

those are my Bills

Dusty Baker said...

No, the OAH doesn't serve absinthe. I just meant I had been overserved there on numerous occasions.

Dusty Baker said...

I just threw up in my mind when you mentioned Southern Comfort. Gack.

Our more popular mix was 7 and 7 then driving around town repeatedly. Took about 5 minutes end to end.

MeanieBreanie said...

OAH is such a dive. How much you enjoy it depends on the state you are in when you enter it :~)

karina said...

Who knew? I've starved and worked out LOTS so I can change my latina configuration. A day of fantasy football with the Czar and I'm all flat! thank you, Czar!

however,

FIFTY FIVE!

Dusty Baker said...

"so I can change my latina configuration."

I love it when you say stuff like that, Karina.

Spanky said...

I'm getting all fucked up just reading this Booze thread.

MeanieBreanie said...

Karina, it is not a badge of honor to be flat.

@DB - Jack Daniels and Coke or Wild Turkey and Coke. That was high school southern style. Luckily our drag was a little larger than yours.

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie @Dusty Baker my dad made my first drinks, to my mother's chagrin.

His excuse was that since I'm a girl, it was crucial I learned to hold my drinking.He said it was very useful knowledge for life, you know, like learning English ;)

Dusty Baker said...

I like how you capitalized "Booze" in that sentence, Spanky.

Fred's Brim said...

@MB yeah you can find it here and there, although I don't know if they do the spoon or flaming sugar cube dealie. It might be a fire hazard :)

karina said...

Czar is 81, I'm 18

Dusty Baker said...

Wild Turkey! Absolutely! I actually almost bought a jug of the stuff yesterday but went with the Maker's Mark instead. #adulthood

I once had a Wild Turkey on the rocks with the good Doctor Hunter S. Thompson, I'm proud to say.

Spanky said...

I've never had absinthe, but i am willing to try.

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

Resident pyro Josh is going to show up now that you mentioned that.

Fred's Brim said...

that's awesome, DB. Where was that?

Spanky said...

You are the Motherfucking man DB. The fucking Duke.

MeanieBreanie said...

@Karina
Your dad is a very wise man.

Don't sweat the score. You still have quite a few to play. Right now Jason has me 59 to 20. He has 2 yet to play and I have 6. It's still somewhat early. Time is going to tell for the sistah's.

karina said...

@Dusty Baker *blushes* it's one of my heart's desires :(

@Meaniebreanie do you think so? I'd be proud to have that badge :(

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie he is! and he's a gentleman and I got very lucky to have him as my father.

Go sistah! we don't surrender!

MeanieBreanie said...

mmm Wild Turkey. Still love it but haven't had it in ages.

DB, that is so you having WT with Thompson. I can totally see it. My claim to fame is drinking Jack Daniels with the late great Stevie Ray Vaughan. He loved his JD!

@Spank
Unless you like licorice you are not going to like Absinthe.

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

It was on the Clinton/Gore campaign in Little Rock in 1992. The man had a friggin' dufflebag full of ice with him (carried by his assistant, no doubt).

Spanky said...

Holy Shit! I want to make sweet, sweet love to MeanieBreanie.

No offense MB. SRV is da man.

MeanieBreanie said...

I spoke too soon. Terrell is showing signs of life.

Dusty Baker said...

@MLASC

You're killing me on the smack board, brother! I surrender! 55! 55!

Spanky said...

Saints are playing like shit.

Fred's Brim said...

@DB ice the drug?

MeanieBreanie said...

@Spank
SRV was a regular act at a club I used to work at before he shot to fame. I felt priviledged to get to know him a bit. Despite how he was on stage he was shy and quiet. I have never seen anyone wail on a guitar held behind their back the way he did (except for clips of Mr. Jimi Hendrix).

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

No, ice the critical ingredient for WT on the rocks with a twist of lime.

Fred's Brim said...

haha no shit? was it special ice?

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

No, it was just ice that he'd pilfered from his hotel's ice machine and thrown into a non-wterproof dufflebag, which was by that time leaking all over the place.

Spanky said...

@ MB

El Mocambo?

karina said...

Fred's Brim "@DB ice the drug?"

hahahahahahahahahaha, SoSG readers: best lecturers at University of Life.

I had no idea of this *sigh*

hahahahahahaha

Spanky said...

Stay away from that shit. Half my fucking valley are zombies because of that drug.

MeanieBreanie said...

No, Reeds Red Derby in San Antonio. It was restaurant by day amd mostly bar at night. It no longer exists. Surprise, I was underage and worked there during high school. I took cover charge as you entered. SRV was living in Austin at the time. He was rotating between SA and clubs on the 6th Street scene.

Spanky said...

Can I get a touchdown up in disw bish, fucking Brees?

MeanieBreanie said...

Now I'm getting worried. Jason has got me 72 - 20.

Spanky said...

You need a big game from your homeboys MB. I need a big game from Brandon Jacobs against them.

Dusty Baker said...

My game with Daddy Paul is way too close for comfort.

Dusty Baker said...

"Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chuckin' my wood!"

Why does that commercial make me laugh every single time?

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie I'm 20-85 with the Czar

55!

Dusty Baker said...

This Bears v Skins game is disgusting. Just when I start thinking, "This is a good game!" I remember that it is a shitty game being played between two mediocre-to-shitty teams, which does not translate to it being an actual good game.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WOO HOO RODDY WHITE

MeanieBreanie said...

@Karina
Since when do the men listen to us anyway?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ravens get the pick, and White gets a 2-point conversion!

Spanky said...

55!

Dusty Baker said...

Did you say something, MB?

;-)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn, so close to being returned for a touchdown.

Dusty Baker said...

Russell Martin!

MeanieBreanie said...

OMG, Steelers defense keeps going down. They now have a whopping 2 points.
(cries)

Spanky said...

I told NicJ to leave Kenny Britt in his starting lineup because Britt was going to have a big game. He did not listen to me. Britt has 26 points!

Mr. Customer said...

Good god, I scored all my points two weeks ago, now I can't buy 'em

Dusty Baker said...

NOT THAT FUCKING SURLY HIPPIE FALUTIST!!!! FUCK BURGER KING!

MeanieBreanie said...

Hello Mr. C, welcome to the melee.

Dusty Baker said...

^FLAUTIST

karina said...

Guys, it took you long to realize my son reference.

karina said...

Czar 99-kari 22

:(

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It says Peyton Hillis pass complete to Colt McCoy. That can't be right.

Dusty Baker said...

I was slow on the uptake but I finally got it, Karina! What's my prize?

Fred's Brim said...

it's a little know fact that duffelbag ice is the best tasting ice

karina said...

Jamaal Charles representin' you go boy!

karina said...

@Dusty Baker I don't know :(

Fred's Brim said...

no respect for the high-falutin' falutist!

Mr. Customer said...

Hey, MB. Looks like sub-500 for me, unless my backs get a second wind.

karina said...

55!

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

Also, acquired hotel glasses make the best cocktails.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C , if I lose this week I will be right there with you.

Fred's Brim said...

review that shit, asshole
fuck the black and gold roidy racists

Fred's Brim said...

^ rapists, not racists (that I know of)

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

I'll take a spankin' for my prize.

Fred's Brim said...

FUMBLE, muhfuckaz!

Fred's Brim said...

no doubt, DB. Wine in plastic hotel cups is also quite tasty!

Dusty Baker said...

Uncle, uncle, MLASC! Uncle!

Dusty Baker said...

Damn, McNabb just got smacked harder than Strahan does to him in that commercial.

NicJ said...

yet another week with an injury.

thats like 6 in a row.

karina said...

I don't do spanking, Dusty. Specially after today!

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