
Jonathan Sanchez (0-1, 2.03) vs. Roy Oswalt (1-1, 3.29).
COMMENTS: Since I, SoSG Orel, was apparently fated to write this Game Thread, can we talk about fate for a minute? Were the Rangers fated to make their first World Series this year, or did they just manage to burn through the best of the AL East with talent and hard work? Are the Giants fated to return to the World Series for the second time in nine years, or do the Phillies have enough juice — which they had more than plenty of in 2008 and 2009, assholes — to make a comeback for the ages?
As we've discovered in our comments, you can lose years off your life rooting for a team not to win. Baseball just isn't as enjoyable when you're pulling for a negative outcome. But hell, everybody around here is half-happy that the Yankees are getting ready to hit the links, so what's another two Giants losses? Call it fate, or Phight — because I'm getting tired of rooting against the bad guys.
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1 – 200 of 292 Newer› Newest»If there is any consolation for a sixth game, a Giants' victory would leave a lot of very sad Philly fans, and as much as I would hate to see the Giants celebrate, I would enjoy watching Phillie fans cry.
FUCK THE GNATS!
FUCK THE GNATS!
FUCK THE GNATS!
FUCK THE GNATS!
FUCK THE GNATS!
HATE
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HATE
I'm probably going to be very unpopular for saying this, but I want the Phillies to get their asses handed to them tonight. Eliminate them at home, I say! Make them suffer! Then, in the World Series, I will be content if the Rangers kick the Giants asses and win it in 4 or 5 games, so they can celebrate at home.
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
Van Haten - OUH812
@Josh S 4:36p: nice
AC and I will be hanging out tonight but I don't think we can watch the game...you guys need to hold down the bar!
Just make sure no one goes thirsty.
(stool goes through window)
Not my fault.
MRLASC,
What have we said about playing with feces?!?!
hate
Hate
HATE
That it's fun when others are held culpable?
You know the thing about fate? Rhymes with HATE.
Phillies fans showing their hate early.
Sittdown you little thong wearing bitch!
For record-keeping purposes, I'm up in dis bish.
Haterade Time!
Oswalt is catching, Sarge?
Epale Everyone!!
The Princess of Gnat Hate is here and really feeling it!
GO PHIWWIES
Steel Reserve Baby!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hey Princess of Gnat Hate!
Beer status: Sam Octoberfest just purchased from neighborhood Vons for only 10.99 a twelver.
Surly factor: already have offended whole household with rude, derisive comments about Gnats. Rest goes without saying.
Good work, DB.
Suck on that you buncha dime-store whores!
killKillKILL
Hit a homerun you Bastard
What was that. His first hit.
Eat CaCa,Dusty! HaHa
2-0
Choke on that Pansies!
Just missed that HR. Gnats fans thought it was out by a mile.
Epale Y'all
It's nice to join the party to see that Phiwy has the lead. Tonight's gonna be a good night!
I didn't notice they dropped Vicki down the line-up.
Hey Meanx.
2-0 through 1!
Hey Spankster, DB, Karen, Mr.F, FB, LASC, Saxy et al.
(hopes she didn't leave anyone out)
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I've already put this shit on mute.
MB up in dis bish!
Must have butter in that glove
uh oh.
MDIL has to leave in a minute. She makes me leave the sound on. Going on mute asap.
Epale Ms. Breanie
You're right, this is going to be a good night
UJTD!!!!
UJTD!!!
@Karen
You left last night and weren't here to speak up for a sistah. I caught a rash of shit over our friend C.J. and Hamels for that matter.
Reminds me of Sax's "practice Renteria" line recently.
But the line is really "I don't practice Santeria"
That didn't come out the way I meant it. Renteria/Santeria it's all the same.
I got that MB. Just didn't want to take time to type the whole line. Need more ti e to hate Hate HATE.
Those last two posts just prove I need a drink. Oh the choices to make. What's tonight's special at the SoSG bar?
Relax Y'all
Where's that troll MOFO that wanted the Gnats to win?
Steel Reserve back up in dis bish.
You suck, Rollins.
Octoberfest on special - need to move it to make way for seasonal/holiday beer on the SoSG taps.
Also there are some Halloween-themed cocktails available.
Since I'm doing laundry and actually have to knock out a little work while watching the game Patron was ruled out. Migration Pinot Noir it is :~)
Where are we? Frisco.
Spank you are totally on your own. I can't even believe you would ask me that.
That would have been a hell of a catch.
It was rather disgusting. Both my comment and the Gnats scoring.
Phiwy is imploding 2-2 tie game.
Crap. I just tuned in for this. I need to turn this off and now.
is it just me or does it seem like the giants are being given a lot of games rather than winning them?
but i guess winning is all that matters.
Leadoff walk!
FB were you talking about this thread or the game?
ouch
FIGHT!!!!
Fight fight fight fight!
killKillKILL
IT IS ON
rooting for suspensions!!
Oh look, a mixer!
both shall be disqualified for poor sportsmanship.
Texas is declared the winner.
Utley did nothing wrong. I want to see these Sam Fransissies crushed more than ever if that's possible.
Meanie--I'm so sorry I didn't have your back last night. I was having problems with my computer and just gave up.
WTF happened? I took my daughter to work and come back and it's 2-2??
Karen - Phiwy imploding. You just missed a bench clearing brawl as well. Sanchez got his panties in a wad after hitting Utley. He is now out of the game.
I'm sorry, Meanie. It won't happen again.
Two on, no out. Better score here, Phillies.
Howard looks primed for an RBI or three here.
Karen- moral of the story is not to give anyone a ride to work. Now this is all on your shoulders.
And on Josh's.
oh, and drink of choice: Stella
Dammit, Howard!
Howard should just try to swing his nose at the ball.
Since last night I have been craving some port, thanksnto Orel's comment. Is it port season yet?
Nothing like a fresh portberry.
Dammit Werth!
DB - it's always port season although I think of it as an after dinner treat. If you ever see MB or any of her friends smoke a cigar with it, you will know we are all more than three sheets to the wind.
Phillies suck
feels like im watching the dodgers.
Phuckin' Phillies Phail.
If Phillies make it to the WS, Rangers will beat them. If Giants make it, I'm not so sure who would win.
And that really about sums it up.
HBPs in this series are the best thing ever. It means one side's pitcher is struggling and the other side's batter is in pain.
VIVA HATE!
Why do you come here?
And why do you hang around?
Fucking Werth!
Great catch from Werth!
if werth were still a dodger he would need a leg amputation right now.
Werth makes a rugged catch!
It's official. I've broken out the Xanax and the Ben&Jerry's.
It's official. I've broken out the Xanax and the Ben&Jerry's.
Note to self: See if my Vons has that Sam Adams Octoberfest deal.
Philly redeem thyself. It's time to get some runs.
hatehateHATE
Oh, hi everybody.
Hate, Mr C!
YOU SUCK,RAUL!
Where the fuck is Madison?
If the Phils aren't scoring against Jeremy Effing Affeldt, the situation is cause for concern.
The Crowd lost it's surliness.
Welcome Mr. C
It's definitely cause for concern.
Agreed.
@Karen "It's official. I've broken out the Xanax and the Ben&Jerry's."
That would explain your contented smile.
I am sensing a lack of HATE.
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
Oswalt does not inspire confidence right now. I wonder if using him from the pen has affected him.
Oswalt did not bring his "A" game tonight.
Throw a strike,Man.
HATE
HATE
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HATE
FUCK YOU OYSTER PUBES!
HATE HATE HATE
I'm the asshole who paints fox on my face.
FUCK YOU PUBEY!
The hate is flowing tonight.
@ Orel
Not by many.
Rally!
Here we go.
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
Here comes Howard. Strike Out!
Bumgarner looks like Pettitte.
FUCKKKKKKKK
SHANE VICTORINO YOU SUck
How come they can't get this fuck out?
Freakin Cody Bonds. Unbelievable.
Time to pull Oswalt.
STOP SUckING PHILLY
Fuck Yeah!
UJTD!!
Utley finally comes in handy!
I've broken out the Vietnamese food and qualudes.
Score some runs DAMMIT!
UJTD= Ut Jumps the Devil, in this case.
hateHateHATE
If you waste this one…
Phuk
WP please.
That was no good.
USELESS!
This game is kind of tense.
Take some Xanax and it won't be.
they are pitching to get to posey?!
WTF!?
Walk Huff and pitch to Posey? Makes no sense.
This is not going to end well.
I took a Vicodin earlier and it didn't help.
Epale everyone!
just coming back home!
Aguilas won and I really believe you can pull this win, Phillies.
(feels dirty)
Epale Karina, glad you're here.
Meh, WTF do i know.
Stage Styles
Epale, Karina! Just in time to see the Phillies win!
Hey Karina
Desperate times call for filthy mouths.
Keep bringing the HATE, Karen.
this is torture
Phili can't do a damn thing.
Do what you have to do to bring the Gnats down,Peeps. Superstitions,Voodoo, Whateva.
Why does it seem like Cody Ross is up every inning?
FFFFUUUUCCCKKK!
FUCK THAT GUY!
Fuck Timmeh. It's about time this fuck fails. Bring that shit.
Philly doesn't deserve this.
It's like the Phillies bathed in Dodger failsauce.
I'm writing a very important email right now and I just got out of concentration.
I need permission to curse, I need to feel it's all right. See, I never curse :(
Too full of hate to type.
IT AIN'T OVER 'TILL IT'S OVER and the Phillies can come back.
Karina, go for it. Karen and I have been letting it rip. Sometimes you just gotta let it go.
I hear Dodger failsauce goes well with Dodger Dogs.
Let if fly, K. If there were ever an occasion, this is it.
FUCK YOU TIMMEH! YOU ARE GOING FUCKING DOWN HIPPIE MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT CHOKE ON A WASHINGTON APPLE!
A belated "fuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
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Hate the score, love the closeups of anguished fans.
Single!
My hate grows strong. I could tAke out a little robot flying thingy with a light saber while wearing a blinding helmet.
LET THE EXPLETIVES FLY!!!!!!
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!
Blow out yer arm, Timmeh!
SIngle!
They won't score. They've been doing this shit all night.
Put in Romo!
Note that the Timmeh comment was #200.
Wilson for five outs???
White Bad News Brown coming in.
C'mon Rooeez. Haunt somebody else for a change.
he's the baddest man in the whole damn town.
BWME please
LOSE MOTHERFUCKING GIANTS!
There. I said it.
YAYYYYY KARINA
you have to be fucking kidding me.
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FUCK
@Karina
YOUR JOURNEY TO THE DARK SIDE IS COMPLETE!!!!!
KARINA IN DA HIZZOUSE,Y'ALL!
Hope you're feeling better Karina. I'm not :(
this is why you always root against the giants.
This is the Giants' year. Nothing we can do about it.
FUCK
Exactly Nic.
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