Saturday, October 03, 2009

Game 161 Thread: Oct. 3 vs. Jar Jar Binkies, 7p

Tonight is Star Wars Night at Dodger Stadium!

Clayton Kershaw (8-8, 2.89) vs. Jorge De La Rosa (16-9, 4.45).

May the Force be with us? Please?

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rbnlaw said...

Steve D,
I think he does, but I love the "Red 3" line.

Just like shooting womp rats.

Josh S. said...

I swear I didn't see yours, Nic.

Nostradamus said...

I would be totally unsurprised if this broke wide open at this point. Getting through the mental block after that road trip and all.

Josh S. said...

Who will stop at third?!!

Orel said...

WOOKIEE MODE

rbnlaw said...

Beast delivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

JUAN!

NicJ said...

GREAT SHOT KID THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION!!!!!!

karina said...

Ha! it looks like the visitor bullpen phones are not working! It's the FORCE!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Juan just flipped off KempKershaw :)

NicJ said...

HAHA, MLSF

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

In the beginning I had a really bad feeling about this. But now, let's blow thing thing and go home.

UCLA bites.

Paul said...

Play the ewok song. We have a solid lead!!!

Orel said...

RANCHO CALIENDO

karina said...

@Rbnlaw why feel sorry for Greedo? he could have shot Han Solo and therefore, he doesn't deserve any sorrow.

rbnlaw said...

They changed the ending of the "Vegas.com" commercial.

Now it's lame.

karina said...

@Orel i like Rancho Caliendo!

NicJ said...

can you just picture a stand full of star wars fans going nuts right now?

karina said...

My heart is pounding!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Boom! Brett Favre!

SanMarcosMike said...

Until this battle station is fully operational, we are vulnerable. The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped, they're more dangerous than you realize...

rbnlaw said...

karina,
Yeah, but it gets the cantina song out of your head.

MLASF,

Funny shit.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

The New Mr October.
Loretta?
BEAST MODE?

Anonymous said...

So who pinch hits for Manny?

NicJ said...

the shark is out.

rbnlaw said...

DB has to be kicking himself right now.

RANCHO CUCAMONGA

Orel said...

Didn't we rough up Belisle when he was with the Reds?

rbnlaw said...

Hey, Delino.
To hell with SC.

karina said...

@Rbnlaw i still have the cantina song stuck in my mind.

@SanMarcosMike i lie the way you tal!

Orel said...

@K "i like Rancho Caliendo!"

Does it mean anything?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

@Rbn - And Anaheim, and Asuza

Nostradamus said...

Kershaw apparently used up all karina's ks

NicJ said...

still a run!!!!!

SanMarcosMike said...

Help me, Matt Kemp-nobi; you're my only hope!

Orel said...

Bison sac fly! 4-0 Dodgers!

rbnlaw said...

It looked like a hit on TV

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(Inside Kemp's head) Do or do not, there is no try

NicJ said...

Azusa?

NicJ said...

redeem yourself manny!

Orel said...

Jar Jar Manny

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

@Nic - Your lack of Jack Benny knowledge shames me.

rbnlaw said...

@karina
That's not a bad thing.

Time for Dr. Dread to hit a facking ball deep.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

In times like this, I recall my favorite Star Wars quote.

"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlaying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.

NicJ said...

no, i meant you spelled it wrong.

karina said...

@Orel no, but it could be a mix of caliente and ardiendo

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

MANNY GETS INTO IT!

NicJ said...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orel said...

MANNY RBI!

rbnlaw said...

What do you know?

Anonymous said...

Mannywood!

The Dodgers are back!!!!

Paul said...

Will there be ewok playing th drums on Rockies helmets soon??

Manny!!!

Steve Sax said...

Fuck yeah, Manny!!!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

@Nic - Can't you tell I rush when I type?

Nostradamus said...

Yup, everybody's a little looser with a few runs in pocket.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Manny: You Shall Be Released...

Steve Sax said...

SoSG AC is at the game, he texted me the place is going nuts!

karina said...

@Mr C he did, from now on, i'm arina

rbnlaw said...

"Now leaving on track 3 for Anaheim, Azusa, and Cuc-a-monga."

NicJ said...

Npoe.

SanMarcosMike said...

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

karina said...

Even Manny gets a RBI!

NicJ said...

five will do.

Anonymous said...

Brim Reaper.
Ox.
Champange.

rbnlaw said...

Time for the Flat Brim Reaper.

NicJ said...

the kitten is breathing easy

rbnlaw said...

"Almost there. Almost there."

SanMarcosMike said...

Do they serve champagne @ the Mos Eisley Cantina?

SanMarcosMike said...

May the force (outs) be with us!

OK, I think I'm done with Star Wars themed posts...

rbnlaw said...

OK, I'm mostly drunk, but I'm getting the celebratory cigar ready.

karina said...

I think it's now safe to discuss what i'm going to drink to toast the Dodgers National League West Championship:

Screwdriver, Vodka Tonic, Vodka on the rocks or Rum on the Rocks?

karina said...

@SanMarcosMike there's never enough Star Wars talk

Steve Dittmore said...

@rbnlaw

Wasn't the almost there line preceded by "stay on target. stay on target"?

Nostradamus said...

@smm

It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy, so I'm guessing no.

Orel said...

"It is a time of uncertainty. The empire's ambiguous tariff statutes mandate close reexamination of galactic export quotas. Interim Princess Agoomba has co-chaired a subcommittee to draft amendments to existing trade policies.

"Meanwhile regulatory agencies are being heavily lobbied by a consortium of mercantile interest groups and their suppliers to streamline loading restrictions for class C cargo vessels. The shipping..."

rbnlaw said...

@SMM
A wretched hive of scum and villany?

Yes, champagne on ice.

NicJ said...

that was a strike?

rbnlaw said...

1 down.

Anonymous said...

Giants lose. Not that it matters, but it's always fun to say.

Orel said...

Flat Breezy = Darth Maul

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

4 outs away!

karina said...

@Orel i might be wrong, but isn't that quote from The Simpsons?

NicJ said...

the brim reaper is feeling it.

rbnlaw said...

@Prof. D
Yes it was.
Another line I love from the Battle of the Death Star.

The FBR taking names.

SanMarcosMike said...

OK, who knows when the next Star Wars game is, I'll continue...

"A J(o)edi uses the Force (bullpen) for knowledge and defense, never for attack.”

NicJ said...

YESSSSSSSS

rbnlaw said...

@Orel
Darth Maul now comes in 2 parts.

One to go mothereffers!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

One inning to go!

NicJ said...

Bring out the Dont stop believing air guitar guy.

Josh S. said...

Time to tape Steiner's mouth shut. Just to be safe.

SanMarcosMike said...

Best record in the NL, lock it up!

rbnlaw said...

Oh, the "almost there" line is also followed by "aaaarrggghhhh"

karina said...

Flat Brim Reaper dealing!

rbnlaw said...

Let's really piss off Steve Perry.
Douche.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

So glad I went to yesterday's game. Yeah, today's looking like a clincher, and I heard Jek Prokins is in attendance. But Tommy Replica - I'm still a winner

Orel said...

Yes it is, Karina!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

BTW - what's the name of the dude in the stands who belts out "Don't Stop Believing". He's awesome - though last night, some sucker-ass posers were trying to steal his spotlight.

Josh S. said...

My Tommy replica is missing the screw to attach it to the base.

Josh S. said...

Posers yes, Delino, but the clown got a good reaction in the RFP.

Anonymous said...

GOod job James, lets get this pesky bottom of the 8th out of the way.

NicJ said...

c'mon tracy, this game is over.

Orel said...

The Maracaibo parade continues!

NicJ said...

that clown was all over the place yesterday, he was up at the top deck like an inning before that last night.

rbnlaw said...

Brox getting warm

NicJ said...

does the rockies organization employ 10% of Venezuela or something?

Josh S. said...

Anyone make a Hubacca joke yet?

rbnlaw said...

We need a SoSG gathering in Maracaibo.

Nostradamus said...

@nic j

Citgo sponsorship, maybe?

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Does anyone know the Steve Perry-ish singer's name? His story? His LEGEND?!?!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Whoever that guy is, he is very entertaining.

karina said...

@Nic j not the 100%, maybe a 40%, Detroit and Anaheim have a 50%

NicJ said...

Bring on Broxton the Hutt!!

Nostradamus said...

Ok, kids, here we go!

karina said...

@Rbnlaw i've always said if the Dodgers win a World Series, it's party like there's no tomorrow at my house, obviously, you are invited :)

NicJ said...

or Johnba the Hutt

rbnlaw said...

Sammy Hagar gets on my nerves.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Josh - Which clown got a good reaction?
The singer is the man - how dare ANYONE trying to steal his rocking thunder.

NicJ said...

my Gf's uncle is Michael Anthony.

rbnlaw said...

@karina
Woop woop! Count me in.
The wife will love going there at the beginning of spring.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

I'd go on that Dodgers fantasy cruise, but the last two times I went to Mexico I wound up leaving a pint plus of my blood. (And even got a staph infection)

rbnlaw said...

I've had about 8 beers.
Why am I so tense right now?

Nostradamus said...

@DD

The first time I saw him there, it looked like his kid brother was there with him. He had a similar act, but with partial disrobing, for bonus points.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

One out!

rbnlaw said...

1 down

karina said...

@Rbnlaw why spring? we have three kinds of weather:hot, hotter and hot, humid and rainy :)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Two out!

NicJ said...

i think i can let the kitten go

rbnlaw said...

2 down

karina said...

Just one more out!

Nostradamus said...

*holding breath*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Two more strikes!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Looking forward to tomorrow's starting tandem of Thome-Mientkiewicz-Loretta.

rbnlaw said...

@karina
Awesome. The hotter, the better.
The wife hates cold.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

One more strike!

Anonymous said...

Choakers my ass!

NL WEST CHAMPS!

(had it pre-typed and everything)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT! WE WIN!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!?!?!!?

NicJ said...

I LOVE RANDY NEWMAN!!!!

Orel said...

AT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rbnlaw said...

FINALLY!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HIGH FLY BALL INTO RIGHT FIELD...

Anonymous said...

Home field through the NLCS!

The Blue is Back!

Steve Sax said...

Yeah! Bring on the Cardinals!

rbnlaw said...

Pop the motherfucking champagne!

Nostradamus said...

for Dusto

UNCLENCH!

(It's not even that funny anymore, but I've been saving it for a goddamn week, so I'm using it anyway)

NicJ said...

SEND THE DODGERS WILD CARD SHIRTS TO UGANDA!!!!!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Hope champagne doesn't go flat

DunkHawk said...

YES!

karina said...

They cut the celebration here, anyway: Congrats to the 2009 NL West Champs!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Most importantly - when are my game two tickets?

Paul said...

Woooooo hoooooo!
Happy day for all!!!!!!

rbnlaw said...

I had to watch the Angels post-season rally on Thursday and thought, "Ugh."
Now, let's see how a real team celebrates.

NicJ said...

JP WITH THE BEAST MODE SHIRT

karina said...

@Rbnlaw bring her here, she's gonna love it then

Steve Sax said...

Pierre has his Beast Mode shirt on!

Josh S. said...

They blew up the fucking Death Star!!!!

Nostradamus said...

Our long national nightmare is over!

Anonymous said...

Red Sox vs. Angels,
Tigers/Twins vs. Yankees,
Rockies vs. Phillies,
Cardinals vs. Dodgers

rbnlaw said...

Pierre wearing the Beast Mode shirt.
Classy!

Paul said...

Beast mode t shirt!!!!!

Anonymous said...

So who manages tomorrow? Ausmus?

NicJ said...

torre looks like he has 17 ulcers

rbnlaw said...

HELL TO THE YES!

rbnlaw said...

Manny looks like the Flying Nun.

Orel said...

MTFBWYGTUP!

rbnlaw said...

working for the hangover now.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Two quotes from Mrs DeShields

"Torre looks slightly better as a Dodger."

"I like the cameras' raincoats"

Snarktwain said...

Sadly, Matt Kemp's contacts are safe.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Ned looks spent already.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Manny just spoke to the crowd: "You are the best fans. Sorry about yesterday. I didn't rape nobody. Thank you!"

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