Saturday, October 03, 2009

Game 161 Thread: Oct. 3 vs. Jar Jar Binkies, 7p

Tonight is Star Wars Night at Dodger Stadium!

Clayton Kershaw (8-8, 2.89) vs. Jorge De La Rosa (16-9, 4.45).

May the Force be with us? Please?

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Nostradamus said...

That was big, now get this inning put to bed.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is Contreras's first go-around in the NL. Should be easy.

NicJ said...

if you jump out of the box like that it should be a strike for being a puss.

Orel said...

KKKKKKKKKK

Anonymous said...

10 Ks. Now 1 run would be nice.

NicJ said...

WOOOOOOOOOOO

(does the ric flair strut)

Orel said...

Puss-K?

Nostradamus said...

Sweet.

How 'bout some runs, now?

Orel said...

Can we exchange some Ks for a R? What's the K/R exchange rate?

NicJ said...

can ethier come in now that there is a RHP in the game?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I call a homer for Casey here.

Nostradamus said...

Casey, I'm ready to forgive everything if you airmail this to the bullpen.

Anonymous said...

Orel, I think its 10Ks for 1 run, so we should break though this inning.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Eh, base hit works.

NicJ said...

a hit works

Orel said...

Don't start with your human-interest stories, Vin! I don't want to feel sorry for our opponents!

Orel said...

Right right groin for De La Rosa. TWSS

NicJ said...

no DP loney!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Scouts from every playoff team are here.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

A Loney walk followed by an O-Dog tater would work here.

NicJ said...

@MLASF-is that why we are striking out so much? we want them to think we cant handle stuff down the middle.

Clever Dodgers.

NicJ said...

YAY!!!!!!!

NicJ said...

although the rox just had this last inning, hope we can do better.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

CONSECUTIVE HITS

Nostradamus said...

If O-Dog hits into a triple play here, I'm going to walk into traffic.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

ARGHGHAHGAHARHARHA

NicJ said...

exactly how the rockies did it.

NicJ said...

then walk russ and go for clay.

this is horrible.

Anonymous said...

Kersh gets a hit. This is his game.

NicJ said...

pray for wild pitch.

NicJ said...

how many people are going to call dodger talk and complain torre didnt have O dog lay down a bunt.

karina said...

Last season, after the game i was waiting for my friend to come back from the restroom (lines are ridiculously long), i ran into the guy in charge of the music in the stadium,he was talking with a teenage boy, he introduces to each other and then he says "she's the founding member of the Carlos Gonzalez's fan club). I corrected him "i'm not the only one, it's also a X,Y and Z thing".
Teenage boy said "he's my cousin". I was like, really?. Then he says his cousin would love to hear about it and i was like i'd be embarrassed if he knew about it. Boy says "look he's just out from the clubhouse, wait here", i said it wasn't necessary, besides i had to look for my friend. His cousin was like "he doesn't bite" and the other guy i know told me to stay quiet.
So his cousin approached us with Carlos Gonzalez, says "she's the president of your fan club", i had to correct him but Gonzalez was very gracious "i kinda know who you are, you're the girl who comes to every game, stays quiet, listening to the game on the radio and sometimes you are scoreboarding the game, you really must love baseball"
Oh well, yes i do (i only could think this is one of my favorite baseball players talking to me, he's noticed me? how? i'm invisible!), telling him we "founded the club" because he's so good and we wanted him to have a long career with the team.
Then Gonzalez says one of his favorite parts of the game is to play for fans like me (i was freaking out), he shakes my hand, what's your name and all that, then he said "it's an honor to meet you, karina"
"It's an honor to meet you too, Sir". Then he laughed, "don't call me Sir"
With all my courage, i asked him if he could sign a ball for my older brother, who is a bigger fan than me and he was like "where's your brother", he lives abroad, "don't you have a ball for yourself ?", not really i'm shy to ask for signatures for a couple of balls and i can come to every game while my brother is very far way so a signed ball is all he can get, "where does he live?", Australia, "oh i see"
Thank you very much! Good night, Sir
"don't call me Sir" Good night to you, karina (he said my name again!). "Wait" and told his cousin to give me a rubber black bracelet with his name.
Next day, he sent me a signed ball with an clubhouse employee. X, Y and Z were jealous but i told them they didn't meet him because they didn't attended the game. They said it is one of the perks of being a young woman on a men's world, i said it was being in the right place, at the right moment.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Wow. Full count

NicJ said...

runners going!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn. So close

NicJ said...

this is probably claytons last inning and not a run of support.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Ronnie Belliard can't return fast enough.

Orel said...

What a great story, Karina! Thanks for typing it all out. I understand why you might feel conflicted tonight.

Speaking of Carlos Gonzalez, he's up right now....

NicJ said...

if we lose im blaming that cheater Gonzalez

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Another leadoff walk. Fantastic.

NicJ said...

no offense, karina.

Nostradamus said...

@Nic J

If we lose, I'm blaming the Dodgers for not cheating better!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Who said "if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying"?

karina said...

@Nic j to be fair, after that catch, Blake and King James struck out, so it's not much his fault.

NicJ said...

doesnt matter.

Orel said...

I think the kitten in Nic's avatar just started sweating.

NicJ said...

alright now lets get a DP out of the Brawny Man

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Freaking bloopers. Manny is 0fer and he's hitting bullets.

NicJ said...

i hate him so much.

and look who is up.

Orel said...

Anybody but Tulowitzki. Please.

NicJ said...

Culo is a Puto!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Just one more out.

NicJ said...

gameday said that was a strike.

Orel said...

Nice block by Russell.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

He gets out of the inning! Nicely done, Clayton!

NicJ said...

YES!!!!!!!!

now lets get him the win!!!

Anonymous said...

Still tied. Come on Blue. This is the inning. Kershaw deserves win.

Nostradamus said...

Somebody get that kid a win, stat!

rbnlaw said...

We're out of jam. Time to work the jelly.

Just got back from the store. Beer in fridge.

Orel said...

Kershaw absolutely heroic tonight.

karina said...

Public Enemy #1 really deserves this win.

karina said...

We, the fans, also deserve a win, to have tolerated a week of nonsense.

karina said...

Orel, i'm under the impression the Dodgers did better with the Rockies when we made fun of their mascot.

Anonymous said...

The beast goes yard here.

NicJ said...

come on, a 3-1 pop up?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Way to waste a 3-1 count, Raffy.

NicJ said...

inside the yard, yard?

NicJ said...

that umpire has a pretty good arm when he throws in a new ball

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Juan Pierre gets things going. He better be going too.

Anonymous said...

Ok, Jue, just f$%^ it all. Have Juan steal 2nd and 3rd, and if you get a good gut feeling, steal home too.

Nostradamus said...

JP with a ray of hope.

NicJ said...

dont get caught stealing

Anonymous said...

*Joe*

rbnlaw said...

@MLASF:
"If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying"
-Richard Petty.

Although the quote is unattributable, I'm going with him.

Orel said...

@K "Orel, i'm under the impression the Dodgers did better with the Rockies when we made fun of their mascot."

But they left Dinger in Colorado!

rbnlaw said...

karina with the Beast Mode!!!
Yes!
Bison Mode in effect!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BISON WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

Orel said...

Cy Contreras

rbnlaw said...

OK, maybe not.

NicJ said...

kemp's avg is falling like the leaves in vermont.

SanMarcosMike said...

Watching on MLB.TV, so maybe I'm delayed, but Pierre has to steal the bag now...

Orel said...

Pierre heeds SMM!

NicJ said...

hit a single manny!

Anonymous said...

ok, Manny, now just hit 'em where they aint.

rbnlaw said...

Man on, 2 out.
My hopes are not high.

Although the Beast is in his mode!!

SanMarcosMike said...

D'oh, he tried on the next pitch, but Kemp fouled it off

Orel said...

TV radar says last FB to Manny @98 mph???

NicJ said...

the kitten just passed out

rbnlaw said...

That was strike 3. Eddings is Mr. Inconsistency.

Anonymous said...

BS, inside.

rbnlaw said...

Manny, meet the bench.
Bench, meet Manny.

Get to know each other.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

For fuck's sake

karina said...

Unbelievable.

NicJ said...

that was more inside than pitch 4 was outside.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Now the 'pen has to hold up its end of the bargain.

rbnlaw said...

I went to the game where Maddux made his Dodger debut. The starting left fielder that day; Andre Ethier.

Just sayin'.

NicJ said...

i Hope Kuo isnt wild today.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Way to go, JP!

NicJ said...

yes!

Paul said...

Where the hell is this ump's zone?

Hi all

help us Andre Wan Kenobi you're our only hope.

rbnlaw said...

"Hi! My name is Juan Pierre. Sure, I don't hit dingers and I don't have dreads, but shit I play some defense, and I can actually make contact."

Orel said...

"I have a bad feeling about this"?

Nostradamus said...

'sup Paul

NicJ said...

1-2-3

Orel said...

At least Hudson and Kemp are still loose.

Anonymous said...

Nice catch 0-God. (I know what I wrote)

rbnlaw said...

Hong Like a Mother Effing Chi Kuo!

NicJ said...

Wan Pierre?

rbnlaw said...

"Nice shooting kid. Don't get cocky."

NicJ said...

nice camera work there.

Nostradamus said...

@Nic J

Nice.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is probably the closest the Dodgers have come to winning since that 9th inning collapse in Pitt.

karina said...

I never thought i'd see the day where people start favoring Juan Pierre over Manny Ramirez

Orel said...

Whoa, that last note.

NicJ said...

hopefully that flat GBA didnt kill what little mojo we had.

rbnlaw said...

Why isn't the cantina band from Episode IV doing GBA?

This girl made me cringe.

Nostradamus said...

@Nic J

Maybe the dissonance will rattle some bats loose.

rbnlaw said...

"You are a trader and a rebel spy; take her away!"

Nostradamus said...

@rbnlaw

That song is going to be running through my head for hours now.

NicJ said...

who the eff is singing take me out to the ballgame

rbnlaw said...

NANCY BEA; NANCY BEA; NANCY BEA; NANCY BEA!!

Paul said...

I almost made the three hour drive to see the game tonight but I wasn't about to make that drive home pissed of and my champagne wouldn't keep in the car in the alternative.

Let us end this!!

rbnlaw said...

@Mr. C:
Just think of poor Greedo and it all goes away.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BEARD-FREAKIN-TASTIC

Orel said...

BEARDLY DOUBLE!

NicJ said...

leadoff double!!!

Josh S. said...

BARBA!!!!

Nostradamus said...

I'll have to check retrosheet, but I'm pretty sure no team has ever won WITHOUT SCORING A RUN!

So, you know, get on with it.

rbnlaw said...

The Beard wakes up!
World's slowest double!

karina said...

Beard lead off double! Go Blue!

NicJ said...

karma gets gonzalez back, again.

Nostradamus said...

Edge of my seat.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WTF!?

rbnlaw said...

OK, the kids finally got out of the shower.
Daughter3 wears my "Juanpierrewood" shirt.
Son wears an Angels shirt.

WTF with my son?

NicJ said...

Today its the Dodgers Vs. The Rockies(and the umpires)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Apodaca

SanMarcosMike said...

MLB.tv must be 60 seconds behind live, looking forward to the double!

karina said...

King James was safe!

rbnlaw said...

APODACA

Josh S. said...

Apodaca.

NicJ said...

send him to the corner RBN

Josh S. said...

Belliard!

Orel said...

Slowney!

Bells are ringing!

Anonymous said...

I really hate blaming the umps, but this series they have been terrible.

Orel said...

Apodaca?

NicJ said...

can we get a sac fly?

Nostradamus said...

@MLASF

Still sweating this out, but the Apodaca call makes be laugh every time.

rbnlaw said...

@karina,
Yes he was.

Orel said...

@Rbn "WTF with my son?"

That boy ain't right?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is tense.

rbnlaw said...

@nic
Done and done.

Paul said...

rbn

your cantina band comment was priceless


Belly 2.0 where have you been all my life?

rbnlaw said...

@Orel
"I haven't had a cup of coffee yet, and that boy still ain't right."

"He's all I got, but I still love him."

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WE'VE SCORED A RUN!

Orel said...

SCORAGE!!!

NicJ said...

BELLY SOLO!!!!!!!!!

Josh S. said...

BELLY IS MAGIC.

Haters to the side.

Anonymous said...

What the Hell happend to Barmes?

ANyway, 1-0 Blue! 6 outs to go!!!!!!!!!

Nostradamus said...

First lead since the bottom of the ninth on September 27.

Forty-fourish innings ago.

karina said...

Belli 2.0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rbnlaw said...

BELLY
YARD
BELLY
YARD
BELLY
YARD

Anonymous said...

Oh, I see, the pitcher never left the mound.

Orel said...

With the blast shield down, I can't even see!

karina said...

Show no mercy with Morals, please!

rbnlaw said...

"Trust your feelings, Luke."

karina said...

I meant Morales

rbnlaw said...

Belli 2.0 on the play-off roster.
Fo Show.

SanMarcosMike said...

@Karina, is that Obi Wan or Casey?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Let the deragatory chant begin!

Paul said...

Fernando!!!!

Where have you been all adult my life?

Holy Yoda a lead!!!

Josh S. said...

Stay on target.

We're too close!

Stay on target!

Loosen up!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

thank you rockies. what a gift

NicJ said...

You've got him on the ropes, Rock!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Do or do not. There is no try.

NicJ said...

LORETTA!?!

Orel said...

@K "Show no mercy with Morals, please!"

That means something else entirely!

Josh S. said...

Uh-oh. Mark Lorallykiller.

Orel said...

No blasters! No blasters!

NicJ said...

@josh. HAHAHAHA

rbnlaw said...

urrrrghgghghghghgh

Steve Dittmore said...

Is it just me or is Mark Loretta Wedge from the first Star Wars movie

http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/05/images/motivators/b/288.jpg

NicJ said...

he need a piar of jeff kent yellow goggleglasses though.

Josh S. said...

WHAT?!!

Steve Dittmore said...

Holy Loretta!!!

Fixed link here
http://bit.ly/2FHp6v

Anonymous said...

2-0!

Orel said...

Lorally time!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

ALL IS FORGIVEN, LORETTA!

rbnlaw said...

SWEET LORETTA

karina said...

Loretta delivers!

NicJ said...

MARKBACA

AUGGGHHHHHHH

Paul said...

We are up by two.

Hi fives all!!!

Nostradamus said...

@Steve Dittmore

I still maintain that Loretta is the secret love child of Randy Quaid and Richard Nixon.

Josh S. said...

I guess even Jar Jar got a few licks in during the assault on Naboo.

rbnlaw said...

@Steve D
"Cut the chatter, Red 3. . ahhhh, I'm hit!"

NicJ said...

man torre is making subs like it were October.

Oh, it is.

NicJ said...

Wan Pierre is going to make you pay.

Steve Dittmore said...

@rbnla

Wedge lives, right?

rbnlaw said...

BEAST FUCKING MODE!

Josh S. said...

Make 'em pay, Obi-Juan!

Orel said...

RANCHO BANTHA

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