Tonight is Star Wars Night at Dodger Stadium!
Clayton Kershaw (8-8, 2.89) vs. Jorge De La Rosa (16-9, 4.45).
May the Force be with us? Please?
Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Tonight is Star Wars Night at Dodger Stadium!
Clayton Kershaw (8-8, 2.89) vs. Jorge De La Rosa (16-9, 4.45).
May the Force be with us? Please?
3/28 vs. DET (W, 8-5 (10)): Sax
4/2 vs. ATL (W, 6-5): AC
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This is Contreras's first go-around in the NL. Should be easy.
if you jump out of the box like that it should be a strike for being a puss.
KKKKKKKKKK
10 Ks. Now 1 run would be nice.
WOOOOOOOOOOO
(does the ric flair strut)
Puss-K?
Sweet.
How 'bout some runs, now?
Can we exchange some Ks for a R? What's the K/R exchange rate?
can ethier come in now that there is a RHP in the game?
I call a homer for Casey here.
Casey, I'm ready to forgive everything if you airmail this to the bullpen.
Orel, I think its 10Ks for 1 run, so we should break though this inning.
Eh, base hit works.
a hit works
Don't start with your human-interest stories, Vin! I don't want to feel sorry for our opponents!
Right right groin for De La Rosa. TWSS
no DP loney!
Scouts from every playoff team are here.
A Loney walk followed by an O-Dog tater would work here.
@MLASF-is that why we are striking out so much? we want them to think we cant handle stuff down the middle.
Clever Dodgers.
YAY!!!!!!!
although the rox just had this last inning, hope we can do better.
CONSECUTIVE HITS
If O-Dog hits into a triple play here, I'm going to walk into traffic.
ARGHGHAHGAHARHARHA
exactly how the rockies did it.
then walk russ and go for clay.
this is horrible.
Kersh gets a hit. This is his game.
pray for wild pitch.
how many people are going to call dodger talk and complain torre didnt have O dog lay down a bunt.
Last season, after the game i was waiting for my friend to come back from the restroom (lines are ridiculously long), i ran into the guy in charge of the music in the stadium,he was talking with a teenage boy, he introduces to each other and then he says "she's the founding member of the Carlos Gonzalez's fan club). I corrected him "i'm not the only one, it's also a X,Y and Z thing".
Teenage boy said "he's my cousin". I was like, really?. Then he says his cousin would love to hear about it and i was like i'd be embarrassed if he knew about it. Boy says "look he's just out from the clubhouse, wait here", i said it wasn't necessary, besides i had to look for my friend. His cousin was like "he doesn't bite" and the other guy i know told me to stay quiet.
So his cousin approached us with Carlos Gonzalez, says "she's the president of your fan club", i had to correct him but Gonzalez was very gracious "i kinda know who you are, you're the girl who comes to every game, stays quiet, listening to the game on the radio and sometimes you are scoreboarding the game, you really must love baseball"
Oh well, yes i do (i only could think this is one of my favorite baseball players talking to me, he's noticed me? how? i'm invisible!), telling him we "founded the club" because he's so good and we wanted him to have a long career with the team.
Then Gonzalez says one of his favorite parts of the game is to play for fans like me (i was freaking out), he shakes my hand, what's your name and all that, then he said "it's an honor to meet you, karina"
"It's an honor to meet you too, Sir". Then he laughed, "don't call me Sir"
With all my courage, i asked him if he could sign a ball for my older brother, who is a bigger fan than me and he was like "where's your brother", he lives abroad, "don't you have a ball for yourself ?", not really i'm shy to ask for signatures for a couple of balls and i can come to every game while my brother is very far way so a signed ball is all he can get, "where does he live?", Australia, "oh i see"
Thank you very much! Good night, Sir
"don't call me Sir" Good night to you, karina (he said my name again!). "Wait" and told his cousin to give me a rubber black bracelet with his name.
Next day, he sent me a signed ball with an clubhouse employee. X, Y and Z were jealous but i told them they didn't meet him because they didn't attended the game. They said it is one of the perks of being a young woman on a men's world, i said it was being in the right place, at the right moment.
Wow. Full count
runners going!
Damn. So close
this is probably claytons last inning and not a run of support.
Ronnie Belliard can't return fast enough.
What a great story, Karina! Thanks for typing it all out. I understand why you might feel conflicted tonight.
Speaking of Carlos Gonzalez, he's up right now....
if we lose im blaming that cheater Gonzalez
Another leadoff walk. Fantastic.
no offense, karina.
@Nic J
If we lose, I'm blaming the Dodgers for not cheating better!
Who said "if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying"?
@Nic j to be fair, after that catch, Blake and King James struck out, so it's not much his fault.
doesnt matter.
I think the kitten in Nic's avatar just started sweating.
alright now lets get a DP out of the Brawny Man
Freaking bloopers. Manny is 0fer and he's hitting bullets.
i hate him so much.
and look who is up.
Anybody but Tulowitzki. Please.
Culo is a Puto!
Just one more out.
gameday said that was a strike.
Nice block by Russell.
He gets out of the inning! Nicely done, Clayton!
YES!!!!!!!!
now lets get him the win!!!
Still tied. Come on Blue. This is the inning. Kershaw deserves win.
Somebody get that kid a win, stat!
We're out of jam. Time to work the jelly.
Just got back from the store. Beer in fridge.
Kershaw absolutely heroic tonight.
Public Enemy #1 really deserves this win.
We, the fans, also deserve a win, to have tolerated a week of nonsense.
Orel, i'm under the impression the Dodgers did better with the Rockies when we made fun of their mascot.
The beast goes yard here.
come on, a 3-1 pop up?
Way to waste a 3-1 count, Raffy.
inside the yard, yard?
that umpire has a pretty good arm when he throws in a new ball
Juan Pierre gets things going. He better be going too.
Ok, Jue, just f$%^ it all. Have Juan steal 2nd and 3rd, and if you get a good gut feeling, steal home too.
JP with a ray of hope.
dont get caught stealing
*Joe*
@MLASF:
"If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying"
-Richard Petty.
Although the quote is unattributable, I'm going with him.
@K "Orel, i'm under the impression the Dodgers did better with the Rockies when we made fun of their mascot."
But they left Dinger in Colorado!
karina with the Beast Mode!!!
Yes!
Bison Mode in effect!
BISON WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?
Cy Contreras
OK, maybe not.
kemp's avg is falling like the leaves in vermont.
Watching on MLB.TV, so maybe I'm delayed, but Pierre has to steal the bag now...
Pierre heeds SMM!
hit a single manny!
ok, Manny, now just hit 'em where they aint.
Man on, 2 out.
My hopes are not high.
Although the Beast is in his mode!!
D'oh, he tried on the next pitch, but Kemp fouled it off
TV radar says last FB to Manny @98 mph???
the kitten just passed out
That was strike 3. Eddings is Mr. Inconsistency.
BS, inside.
Manny, meet the bench.
Bench, meet Manny.
Get to know each other.
For fuck's sake
Unbelievable.
that was more inside than pitch 4 was outside.
Now the 'pen has to hold up its end of the bargain.
I went to the game where Maddux made his Dodger debut. The starting left fielder that day; Andre Ethier.
Just sayin'.
i Hope Kuo isnt wild today.
Way to go, JP!
yes!
Where the hell is this ump's zone?
Hi all
help us Andre Wan Kenobi you're our only hope.
"Hi! My name is Juan Pierre. Sure, I don't hit dingers and I don't have dreads, but shit I play some defense, and I can actually make contact."
"I have a bad feeling about this"?
'sup Paul
1-2-3
At least Hudson and Kemp are still loose.
Nice catch 0-God. (I know what I wrote)
Hong Like a Mother Effing Chi Kuo!
Wan Pierre?
"Nice shooting kid. Don't get cocky."
nice camera work there.
@Nic J
Nice.
This is probably the closest the Dodgers have come to winning since that 9th inning collapse in Pitt.
I never thought i'd see the day where people start favoring Juan Pierre over Manny Ramirez
Whoa, that last note.
hopefully that flat GBA didnt kill what little mojo we had.
Why isn't the cantina band from Episode IV doing GBA?
This girl made me cringe.
@Nic J
Maybe the dissonance will rattle some bats loose.
"You are a trader and a rebel spy; take her away!"
@rbnlaw
That song is going to be running through my head for hours now.
who the eff is singing take me out to the ballgame
NANCY BEA; NANCY BEA; NANCY BEA; NANCY BEA!!
I almost made the three hour drive to see the game tonight but I wasn't about to make that drive home pissed of and my champagne wouldn't keep in the car in the alternative.
Let us end this!!
@Mr. C:
Just think of poor Greedo and it all goes away.
BEARD-FREAKIN-TASTIC
BEARDLY DOUBLE!
leadoff double!!!
BARBA!!!!
I'll have to check retrosheet, but I'm pretty sure no team has ever won WITHOUT SCORING A RUN!
So, you know, get on with it.
The Beard wakes up!
World's slowest double!
Beard lead off double! Go Blue!
karma gets gonzalez back, again.
Edge of my seat.
WTF!?
OK, the kids finally got out of the shower.
Daughter3 wears my "Juanpierrewood" shirt.
Son wears an Angels shirt.
WTF with my son?
Today its the Dodgers Vs. The Rockies(and the umpires)
Apodaca
MLB.tv must be 60 seconds behind live, looking forward to the double!
King James was safe!
APODACA
Apodaca.
send him to the corner RBN
Belliard!
Slowney!
Bells are ringing!
I really hate blaming the umps, but this series they have been terrible.
Apodaca?
can we get a sac fly?
@MLASF
Still sweating this out, but the Apodaca call makes be laugh every time.
@karina,
Yes he was.
@Rbn "WTF with my son?"
That boy ain't right?
This is tense.
@nic
Done and done.
rbn
your cantina band comment was priceless
Belly 2.0 where have you been all my life?
@Orel
"I haven't had a cup of coffee yet, and that boy still ain't right."
"He's all I got, but I still love him."
WE'VE SCORED A RUN!
SCORAGE!!!
BELLY SOLO!!!!!!!!!
BELLY IS MAGIC.
Haters to the side.
What the Hell happend to Barmes?
ANyway, 1-0 Blue! 6 outs to go!!!!!!!!!
First lead since the bottom of the ninth on September 27.
Forty-fourish innings ago.
Belli 2.0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BELLY
YARD
BELLY
YARD
BELLY
YARD
Oh, I see, the pitcher never left the mound.
With the blast shield down, I can't even see!
Show no mercy with Morals, please!
"Trust your feelings, Luke."
I meant Morales
Belli 2.0 on the play-off roster.
Fo Show.
@Karina, is that Obi Wan or Casey?
Let the deragatory chant begin!
Fernando!!!!
Where have you been all adult my life?
Holy Yoda a lead!!!
Stay on target.
We're too close!
Stay on target!
Loosen up!
thank you rockies. what a gift
You've got him on the ropes, Rock!
Do or do not. There is no try.
LORETTA!?!
@K "Show no mercy with Morals, please!"
That means something else entirely!
Uh-oh. Mark Lorallykiller.
No blasters! No blasters!
@josh. HAHAHAHA
urrrrghgghghghghgh
Is it just me or is Mark Loretta Wedge from the first Star Wars movie
http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/05/images/motivators/b/288.jpg
he need a piar of jeff kent yellow goggleglasses though.
WHAT?!!
Holy Loretta!!!
Fixed link here
http://bit.ly/2FHp6v
2-0!
Lorally time!
ALL IS FORGIVEN, LORETTA!
SWEET LORETTA
Loretta delivers!
MARKBACA
AUGGGHHHHHHH
We are up by two.
Hi fives all!!!
@Steve Dittmore
I still maintain that Loretta is the secret love child of Randy Quaid and Richard Nixon.
I guess even Jar Jar got a few licks in during the assault on Naboo.
@Steve D
"Cut the chatter, Red 3. . ahhhh, I'm hit!"
man torre is making subs like it were October.
Oh, it is.
Wan Pierre is going to make you pay.
@rbnla
Wedge lives, right?
BEAST FUCKING MODE!
Make 'em pay, Obi-Juan!
RANCHO BANTHA
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