The night did not lack energy nor drama. As mentioned, DeBaby DeShields knocked a beer into my lap around the fifth inning. And since the diaper bag didn't include a spare set of slacks for me, I got to enjoy the moistness of Bud Light Lime for an hour and a half.
As I tried to sleep after three plus hours of frustration, questions raced through my head... when did the Dodgers logo become part of the old school game Zaxxon? Could I always come to games 90 minutes early and just chill?
And when will 1 - indeed the loneliest number - become 0? So many questions... so few answers.