Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Me Not Know, How Grade Does Matt Kemp Get?

In this economy, one would think ESPN.com could hire a proofreader here or there.

Kemp gets a B overall. by the way. Manny Ramirez, Juan Pierre, and Andre Ethier all get a B+; James Loney gets a B-, and Rafael Furcal gets a C+.

On the Phillies, Chase Utley gets an A; Ryan Howard, Shane Victorino, and Jayson Werth get a B, and Jimmy Rollins gets a C+.

In English, ESPN gets a F.

17 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?

JBJ-1138 said...

lols@ DB

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Josh S. said...

It's a perfectly cromulent sentence.

Josh S. said...

Oooh! There's a new Kurkakurkajijian article! I wonder if it's as hilarious as his Dodgers-Cardinals one.

rbnlaw said...

I studying writing ever days. Sometimes I am so boring because its to hard to writing.

(I've taught ELD students for a long time. ESPN has no such excuse)

rbnlaw said...

I need Ravech to pick the Fillies in 4.

Dusty Baker said...

Where's that article, Josh? I want to get all pissed off and fired up for the day.

Josh S. said...

It's not as bad as the last one (no GLARING errors, anyway), DB, but here ya go.

And they still haven't fixed that headline.

Josh S. said...

Ravech chickened out and didn't pick.

rbnlaw said...

Ravech = P-word

Dusty Baker said...

Love how Kurkakurkajijian claims this is still Manny's team, offensively speaking. How May 5th of him to say that.

rbnlaw said...

Kurkjian picked the Fill-em Ups in 7.

Keep it coming.

Eric Karros said...

It's nice to know Helen has found work at espn.com.

Josh S. said...

It is now noon, and the headline still has not been corrected.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

ESPN gets an F in just about every other subject as well.

Unless you want to watch something about a kid who had his leg torn off and now competes with kids twice his size and reglarly beats them...

watch that and you will cry.

Josh S. said...

They finally fixed it.