This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of the Dodgers' losing streak and it will soon see the end of the Rockies' rebellion.
JEDI OF THE GAME: Clayton "Skywalker" Kershaw (6.0 IP, 3H, 0R, 10K)
PROMOTED FROM STORMTROOPERS TO IMPERIAL GUARDS: Obi-Juan Pierre, Matt "Solo" Kemp, Manny "Jar Jar" Ramirez, Ronnie ReBelliard, Mark "Biggs" Loretta (one RBI each)
CANTINA CLOSERS: Hong-Chih "Ree Yees" Kuo, George "Darth Maul" Sherrill, Jonathan ChewBroxton: three hitless, scoreless innings
With one game left in the regular season, the Dodgers are 94-67 and have the NL's best record. They clinch the division and home-field advantage in the playoffs — against the Cardinals.