Thursday, October 28, 2010

World Series Game 2 Thread

C.J. Wilson vs. Matt Cain.

COMMENTS: One loss shouldn't be cause for alarm, even though the Giants did get to Rangers ace Cliff Lee; in doing so, the Giants have also used up their best gun in Tim Lincecum. Game 2 falls to Wilson, who led the team in BB this year. Which means that C.J., a walker Texas Ranger is going to go all Chuck Norris on all of those fat Giants today. Count it.

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Mr. Customer said...

Hate time has arrived, I see.

Spanky said...

Ivana P N the Giants Gatorade.

MR. F said...

FUCK THE GIANTS

MR. F said...

Also, awesome pun.

Steve Sax said...

"fuck the giants" is cool, but i don't get the pun

Paul said...

The Baseball Gods are dead.

Paul said...

Or they must be crazy.

MR. F said...

No pun. It's just something I've been saying a lot lately.

Also, fuck the giants.

Josh S. said...

SMASH
MAIM
CRUSH
DESTROY

karina said...

Are we allowed to start the Chuck Norris jokes?

Spanky said...

I was going to quote Star Wars but instead I'll say this:

Coper is the Gene Simmons of Canines'. Look at that thing.

Dusty Baker said...

RBN, I'm not sensing the HATE from you, man. Step it up!

Dusty Baker said...

Josh, how did you get a copy of my To Do list for today?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Time to bring out the big guns.

Mr. Customer said...

My surly factor about this game is approaching levels only measurable by stellar parallax.

MR. F said...

Talk about nerd rage.

Mr. Customer said...

Indeed.

Josh S. said...

@Dusty: I hacked into your iPad. I installed the Humping Bears app while I was in there.

MR. F said...

Hacked? More like stole and copied to personal iPad.

Josh S. said...

Sadly, I'm the only member of the "Kicked by Karina Under the Table" club that doesn't have an iPad.

(Semi-old, very random callback.)

Mr. Customer said...

^but still frequently kicked.

Steve Sax said...

Let's see some Forced Vengeance today, Rangers!

MR. F said...

HATE HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

KILL THE FUCKING GIANTS!


HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What he said!

Mr. Customer said...

Couldn't agree more.

Spanky said...

I have a can of Natural Light I am going to drink after the Rangers win this game. Yeah, that's right. I am taking one for the Peeps.

Spanky said...

Don't fuck up, Ladies Choice. I'll shave off dem sideburns FUCKER.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nice move, Kinsler.

Spanky said...

Great play by Kinsler.

karen said...

Good play by Kinsler.

Epale everyone! I'm here with all my glorious HATEHATEHATE!!

Spanky said...

Hey Karen


HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

karen said...

CJ "Eye Candy" Wilson on the mound and no Meanie tonite:(

Are you out there Karina??

Steve Sax said...

what did kinsler do?

(wdkd?)

Spanky said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

MR. F said...

HATE HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

Rosenthal dresses like he belongs in Frisco. And that is all I am going to say about the topic.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

How I loathe you, Ross.

karen said...

Shit. You bastard, Cody Ross

Josh S. said...

Blerging Cody Ross!

Spanky said...

I really fucking hate the Rangers left fielder whoever the fuck he is.

MR. F said...

I really hate Cody Ross.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

"That's a play Misty May would make."

Really, Tim? Beach volleyball players catch the ball? DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU SAY ASININE THINGS?

karen said...

I hate this Frisco team and their orange kool-aid drinking fans

Josh S. said...

Joe Morgan called the games played in the NL park "interleague."

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Of course if any city were to look at coffee and think, "This could use some booze," it would be Frisco.

karen said...

Suck and Tim really love that fucking city. Assholes.

MR. F said...

FUCK THEM ALL!

karen said...

Years ago I heard Tommy Lasorda say "Bruce Bochy couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat". How appropriate that he ended up playing in phone booth park.

karen said...

^managing

Spanky said...

DIE FRISCO DIE!

Spanky said...

WoW! He stepped on the second base.

Fucking Idiots.

MR. F said...

Did someone say World of Warcraft?

Spanky said...

FUCK FRISCO!

MR. F said...

SO SAY WE ALL

MR. F said...

OYSTER PUBES DON'T HUSTLE

Spanky said...

@ 5:51

WOW!


@ Mr.F

Dweib!

Spanky said...

Fuck. A couple more inches and that would have been a homerun.

MR. F said...

What just happened?

Josh S. said...

That was one of the shittiest breaks I've ever seen.

Spanky said...

Kinsler hit a ball off the top of the centerfield fence but the ball came back towards the field.

MR. F said...

FUCK MATT CAIN

Spanky said...

FUCK THE RED SOX ,JOE SUCK!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Baseball is a game of inches.

karen said...

Josh is right. That was one shitty break.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK THIS FUCKING FUCK

Spanky said...

GODDAMMIT

karen said...

FUCK YOU EDGAR

MR. F said...

FUCK EDGAR RENTERIA

Josh S. said...

FUCKITY DOO DAH DAMMIT!!

Spanky said...

FUCK!

Spanky said...

Throw strikes asshole

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

JUST HIT A HOMER ALREADY FUCKING RANGERS

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Boy that woman was...big.

Spanky said...

Do something Canada Dry For fucks sake

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

"What a good play by Cody Ross."

YOU MEAN HIM DIVING FOR THE BALL, MISSING, THEN INADVERTENTLY LANDING ON IT WHICH PREVENTED IT FROM GOING ANY FURTHER? YES, JOE BUCK, IT WAS A FUCKING GOOD PLAY.

MR. F said...

You spelled JOE SUCK wrong.

Spanky said...

I bet Nellie Cruz is the fucking left fielder I despise. Bastard

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK YOU GUYS SUCK I HATE YOU

Mr. Customer said...

Fucking score already, dammit!

MR. F said...

FUCK THE GIANTS

Josh S. said...

When did the Dodgers switch to the AL?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Joe Suck wants to engage in carnal relations with Matt Cain.

Spanky said...

AND FUCK THE RANGERS TOO!

Josh S. said...

Did Buck break up with Fernando Tatis?

Um, I mean ALLEGEDLY.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Joe Suck wants to have a threeway with him, Cain, and Ross, all while McCarver watches.

Mr. Customer said...

And the Phils and Braves, while we're at it.

MR. F said...

And he'll just keep repeating "What a great play by Cody Ross" over and over again.

Spanky said...

hit patty in the face with the ball,sideburns. atleast give me that satisfaction.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WTF? That was strike 3!

MR. F said...

FUCKING CONSPIRACY

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

CODY ROSS IS SUCH A FUCKING GAMER

Spanky said...

It feels like a 5 run deficit.

Spanky said...

FUCK THE GIANTS
FUCK THE GIANTS
FUCK THE GIANTS
FUCK THE GIANTS
FUCK THE GIANTS

MR. F said...

ALSO, FUCK THE GIANTS

karen said...

Gawd, Frisco fans are a mangy bunch of critters.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

THIS IS SUCH A GREAT AB BY ROSS I'M SO FUCKING HOT LET ME TAKE MY SHIRT OFF OH ROSS YOU'RE MAKING ME SO DAMN HOT

karen said...

What's up with Suck's orange wristband??

MR. F said...

GIANT BIAS

Spanky said...

Ivana punch Joe Suck in the teeth.

Josh S. said...

I would gladly suffer whatever punishment that came my way if I could shove Buck out of his chair when does that pompous reclining shit.

Spanky said...

He had the lead runner out.

Spanky said...

Of Course. Couldn't see that happening.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Goddammit that's game.

Mr. Customer said...

Goddammit, baseball is punishing me for something.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Six outs to score two runs.

Spanky said...

3 runs 6 outs. We can do this.


FUCK!

Paul said...

Well anyone know what the fuck they call this game? Cause it sure as fuck ain't baseball!!

What a world. What a world.

Paul said...

Well the 81 Dodgers were down 2-0 heading home.

But Steve Garvey ain't walking through that door.

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU WAYNE GRETZKY

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK YOU MATT CAIN

Josh S. said...

You haven't won it all yet, fuckers.

Spanky said...

SHIT

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK THIS FUCKING FUCK I FUCKING HATE IT

Mr. Customer said...

This could be going better.

MR. F said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Spanky said...

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

FUCK YOU WORLD!

Josh S. said...

Excuse me, I'm going to go throw on my Casey Blake shirt, drive up there, and set fire to those foam beards.

Paul said...

So law of averages say these breaks have to be drying up eh?

The timely hitting is uncanny like they are cheating again* or they are the bizarro dodgers.

*2002, 1951.

Spanky said...

Sit your fucking ass down Motherfucker

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I THOUGHT HE WAS A DODGER FAN?!?!?!

Spanky said...

I'm just coming out and saying it. This is the end.

Mr. Customer said...

@paul

I had the bizarro-Dodger premonition, as well.

MR. F said...

FUCK THE GIANTS

MR. F said...

(cries)

ubragg said...

So, Sons, do you think maybe we can get on with the Son sacrifice now?

Mr. Customer said...

Time to start searching out parallel universes where this isn't happening.

MR. F said...

ubragg says so. SACRIFICE!!!!!!!!!!

ubragg said...

If there was ever a time to make a pitching change with a 3-0 count, this would be it.

MR. F said...

I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DIE, SOSG LASORDA, AND KNOW YOUR DEATH IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

Mr. Customer said...

(cries)

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU LASORDA! DIE BITCH.

MR. F said...

DIE LASORDA AND ALEX CORA AND DELINO!!!!! WE NEED ALL OF YOU TO BE TEAM PLAYERS.

Paul said...

Danger Rangers Danger.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

GET RID OF EK TOO FOR GOOD MEASURE. HIS PUZZLES ONLY SERVE TO ANNOY ME.

karina said...

just coming back home from a lovely evening

well, it WAS a lovely evening.

I'm so full of hate and anger.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Uh oh. This is the awkward moment when Karina comes in and we're all trying to kill the Sons in some kind of pagan ritual.

MR. F said...

ONE SON FOR ONE. IF IT HAS TO BE DONE, DO IT!!!!

MR. F said...

ONE SON FOR ONE WIN*. IF IT HAS TO BE DONE, DO IT!!!!

Spanky said...

KILL KILL KILL

MR. F said...

We're all going to be kicked under the table now...

Paul said...

Karina

We can totally explain the guy in the bunny suit. Well Mr. C can.

karina said...

Czar, can you leave Eric Karros alone and out of all this hate?

Even if he wants to marry Zrinka and therefore, breaking my heart :(

Mr. Customer said...

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS! LET ME OFF THE GODDAMN BUS TO HELL!

Spanky said...

KILL KILL KILL NOW!

karina said...

So you all know, including Josh, the fact you don't own an iPad doesn't mean I can't kick you under the table (stares at the Czar)

Caballito run :(

karina said...

@Paul I need a very good explanation

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU TEXAS RANGERS.

MR. F said...

(cries)

ubragg said...

Did someone at least roll out the guillotine? Let's get on with the sacrifice already!

Mr. Customer said...

*shuts off all external media save SoSG*

MR. F said...

We're not beheading them, ubragg! I'm getting the 11 herbs and spice ready.

Mr. Customer said...

God, make the bad man stop...

Spanky said...

That is it. I'm gone.

Sayonara.

ubragg said...

My bad Mr. F, I was trying to optimize for expedience at this point.

karina said...

Well, the Giants need an Imperio curse.

Not before we have lots of fun performing the Cruciatus curse.

I can't go to Azkaban for that, right?

karina said...

Czar, you gave me the idea when you mentioned "The Greater Good", that was the slogan of a very dark character :(

Paul said...

The end my friends.

Dodgers will open up against the World Champ San Francisco Giants.

Get your tickets now but you will also have to buy tickets for the Marlins, Pirates, D backs and Houstan.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nuts to this, I'm watching the end of Access Hollywood.

karina said...

Boys and girls, today it's the Miss Venezuela pageant.

My mom entered to my room asking why I was yelling to the TV.

quick explanation and all she can come up with is "if you were normal, you'd be watching the Miss Venezuela and behaving like a normal person"

fuck

MR. F said...

=(

karina said...

sorry for my French

karina said...

there are two outs :( though I'm daydreaming about a Giants bullpen meltdown.

I BELIEVE, it ain't over 'till it's over

MR. F said...

Aaron Rowand? Really? Next they're gonna bring Zito in to pitch...

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

From Giants to ogres, I suppose.

Mr. Customer said...

Misery.

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NicJ said...

Why didnt you bastards root for the phillies?

Steve Sax said...

Fuuuuuuuck

Mr. Customer said...

I hate pretty much everything right now.

Spanky said...

STOOPID RANGERS.MAKE ME MISS CHARLIE BROWN PEANUT GREAT PUMPKIN FOR THIS SHIT. I GO CUT RON WASHINGTON COKE WITH DR.SCHOLL AND SPIT IN HAMYS ODOULS

Mr. Customer said...

@karina

Normal = highly overrated

ubragg said...

Yo Sax, I hope it isn't you, but the Son sacrifice needs to happen. Yesterday.

karen said...

I'm so frustrated I don't know what to say.


*curls into a fetal position and whimpers*

MR. F said...

Yes. NicJ is right. IT'S ALL JOSH S.'S FAULT. THROW JOSH S. INTO THE FIRE WITH ALEX CORA AND LASORDA AND DELINO AND THE 11 HERBS AND SPICES!!!!!!

MR. F said...

(cries)

Mr. Customer said...

This blows.

karina said...

Fashion Police rules pink panda hat as a crime against humanity. I don't care if you're 10 years old.

karina said...

Guys, I think the Czar should change his moniker to his old one, just sayin'

I'm going to leave him a reply in Twitter

karen said...

I think that Suck is doing everything he can to not break out in giggles

MR. F said...

At this point I'm open to anything that could give the Rangers back their mojo.

(continues to get the fire ready)

(cries some more)

karina said...

@Mr C I know, but how can we explain my mom that?

Dusty Baker said...

What in satan's name is going on?

Time for Plan B: bio-weapon.

MR. F said...

I think we should sacrifice the fucking bears, too.

Josh S. said...

If the Giants win the World Series, I will exile myself from SoSG.

Dusty Baker said...

Just fucking die already Lasorda!

MR. F said...

Or at least all the evil ex-girlfriends. I'm looking at you Matilda!!!!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That wasn't fun.

Mr. Customer said...

@Josh

That's a bad idea. This is the only safe place left.

You will probably have to sit in the corner and think about what you've done for a while, though.

Mr. Customer said...

@Mr. F

That damn owl will certainly be the first against the wall when the revolution comes, I can tell you that.

Josh S. said...

I'm still praying that this is all a setup for them to lose it all at home.

Josh S. said...

We must all channel the power of Russ Ortiz's game ball.

karina said...

Ahhhhhhhhh, I switched to the Miss venezuela, because on Twitter they said it was "questions time". I couldn't make fun of the answers...much

:(

karina said...

@Josh don't leave us, at least *I* enjoy your commenting

Dusty Baker said...

Don't harm yourself, Josh. You're too valuable to us!

But keep your damn hands off my iPad!

Dusty Baker said...

Wait, Josh. You put a bear humping app on here. By all means borrow the iPad any time you want.

Paul said...

Why did the AL east tank at the end of the season?

Paul said...

If the Giants win this the only thing that will fix my psyche is the Dodgers ending their reign in the NLCS next year.

Very fuckin unlikely.

I am broken.

Mr. Customer said...

I got nothin, Paul.

This is some fucked up shit, right here.

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