Thursday, October 28, 2010

World Series Game 2 Thread

C.J. Wilson vs. Matt Cain.

COMMENTS: One loss shouldn't be cause for alarm, even though the Giants did get to Rangers ace Cliff Lee; in doing so, the Giants have also used up their best gun in Tim Lincecum. Game 2 falls to Wilson, who led the team in BB this year. Which means that C.J., a walker Texas Ranger is going to go all Chuck Norris on all of those fat Giants today. Count it.

197 comments:

Nostradamus said...

Hate time has arrived, I see.

spank said...

Ivana P N the Giants Gatorade.

MR.F said...

Also, awesome pun.

Steve Sax said...

"fuck the giants" is cool, but i don't get the pun

Paul said...

The Baseball Gods are dead.

Paul said...

Or they must be crazy.

Josh S. said...

SMASH
MAIM
CRUSH
DESTROY

karina said...

Are we allowed to start the Chuck Norris jokes?

spank said...

I was going to quote Star Wars but instead I'll say this:

Coper is the Gene Simmons of Canines'. Look at that thing.

Kyle Baker said...

RBN, I'm not sensing the HATE from you, man. Step it up!

Kyle Baker said...

Josh, how did you get a copy of my To Do list for today?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Time to bring out the big guns.

Nostradamus said...

My surly factor about this game is approaching levels only measurable by stellar parallax.

MR.F said...

Talk about nerd rage.

Josh S. said...

@Dusty: I hacked into your iPad. I installed the Humping Bears app while I was in there.

MR.F said...

Hacked? More like stole and copied to personal iPad.

Josh S. said...

Sadly, I'm the only member of the "Kicked by Karina Under the Table" club that doesn't have an iPad.

(Semi-old, very random callback.)

Nostradamus said...

^but still frequently kicked.

Steve Sax said...

Let's see some Forced Vengeance today, Rangers!

MR.F said...

HATE HATE HATE HATE

spank said...

KILL THE FUCKING GIANTS!


HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What he said!

spank said...

I have a can of Natural Light I am going to drink after the Rangers win this game. Yeah, that's right. I am taking one for the Peeps.

spank said...

Don't fuck up, Ladies Choice. I'll shave off dem sideburns FUCKER.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nice move, Kinsler.

spank said...

Great play by Kinsler.

karen said...

Good play by Kinsler.

Epale everyone! I'm here with all my glorious HATEHATEHATE!!

spank said...

Hey Karen


HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

karen said...

CJ "Eye Candy" Wilson on the mound and no Meanie tonite:(

Are you out there Karina??

Steve Sax said...

what did kinsler do?

(wdkd?)

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

MR.F said...

HATE HATE HATE HATE

spank said...

Rosenthal dresses like he belongs in Frisco. And that is all I am going to say about the topic.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

How I loathe you, Ross.

karen said...

Shit. You bastard, Cody Ross

Josh S. said...

Blerging Cody Ross!

spank said...

I really fucking hate the Rangers left fielder whoever the fuck he is.

MR.F said...

I really hate Cody Ross.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

"That's a play Misty May would make."

Really, Tim? Beach volleyball players catch the ball? DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU SAY ASININE THINGS?

karen said...

I hate this Frisco team and their orange kool-aid drinking fans

Josh S. said...

Joe Morgan called the games played in the NL park "interleague."

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Of course if any city were to look at coffee and think, "This could use some booze," it would be Frisco.

karen said...

Suck and Tim really love that fucking city. Assholes.

MR.F said...

FUCK THEM ALL!

karen said...

Years ago I heard Tommy Lasorda say "Bruce Bochy couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat". How appropriate that he ended up playing in phone booth park.

karen said...

^managing

spank said...

DIE FRISCO DIE!

spank said...

WoW! He stepped on the second base.

Fucking Idiots.

MR.F said...

Did someone say World of Warcraft?

MR.F said...

SO SAY WE ALL

MR.F said...

OYSTER PUBES DON'T HUSTLE

spank said...

@ 5:51

WOW!


@ Mr.F

Dweib!

spank said...

Fuck. A couple more inches and that would have been a homerun.

MR.F said...

What just happened?

Josh S. said...

That was one of the shittiest breaks I've ever seen.

spank said...

Kinsler hit a ball off the top of the centerfield fence but the ball came back towards the field.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Baseball is a game of inches.

karen said...

Josh is right. That was one shitty break.

spank said...

GODDAMMIT

karen said...

FUCK YOU EDGAR

spank said...

Throw strikes asshole

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

JUST HIT A HOMER ALREADY FUCKING RANGERS

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Boy that woman was...big.

spank said...

Do something Canada Dry For fucks sake

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

"What a good play by Cody Ross."

YOU MEAN HIM DIVING FOR THE BALL, MISSING, THEN INADVERTENTLY LANDING ON IT WHICH PREVENTED IT FROM GOING ANY FURTHER? YES, JOE BUCK, IT WAS A FUCKING GOOD PLAY.

MR.F said...

You spelled JOE SUCK wrong.

spank said...

I bet Nellie Cruz is the fucking left fielder I despise. Bastard

MR.F said...

FUCK THE GIANTS

Josh S. said...

When did the Dodgers switch to the AL?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Joe Suck wants to engage in carnal relations with Matt Cain.

Josh S. said...

Did Buck break up with Fernando Tatis?

Um, I mean ALLEGEDLY.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Joe Suck wants to have a threeway with him, Cain, and Ross, all while McCarver watches.

Nostradamus said...

And the Phils and Braves, while we're at it.

MR.F said...

And he'll just keep repeating "What a great play by Cody Ross" over and over again.

spank said...

hit patty in the face with the ball,sideburns. atleast give me that satisfaction.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WTF? That was strike 3!

MR.F said...

FUCKING CONSPIRACY

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

CODY ROSS IS SUCH A FUCKING GAMER

spank said...

It feels like a 5 run deficit.

MR.F said...

ALSO, FUCK THE GIANTS

karen said...

Gawd, Frisco fans are a mangy bunch of critters.

karen said...

What's up with Suck's orange wristband??

MR.F said...

GIANT BIAS

spank said...

Ivana punch Joe Suck in the teeth.

spank said...

He had the lead runner out.

spank said...

Of Course. Couldn't see that happening.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Goddammit that's game.

Nostradamus said...

Goddammit, baseball is punishing me for something.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Six outs to score two runs.

Paul said...

Well anyone know what the fuck they call this game? Cause it sure as fuck ain't baseball!!

What a world. What a world.

Paul said...

Well the 81 Dodgers were down 2-0 heading home.

But Steve Garvey ain't walking through that door.

Nostradamus said...

This could be going better.

spank said...

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

FUCK YOU WORLD!

Josh S. said...

Excuse me, I'm going to go throw on my Casey Blake shirt, drive up there, and set fire to those foam beards.

Paul said...

So law of averages say these breaks have to be drying up eh?

The timely hitting is uncanny like they are cheating again* or they are the bizarro dodgers.

*2002, 1951.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I THOUGHT HE WAS A DODGER FAN?!?!?!

spank said...

I'm just coming out and saying it. This is the end.

Nostradamus said...

@paul

I had the bizarro-Dodger premonition, as well.

MR.F said...

FUCK THE GIANTS

MR.F said...

(cries)

ubragg said...

So, Sons, do you think maybe we can get on with the Son sacrifice now?

Nostradamus said...

Time to start searching out parallel universes where this isn't happening.

MR.F said...

ubragg says so. SACRIFICE!!!!!!!!!!

ubragg said...

If there was ever a time to make a pitching change with a 3-0 count, this would be it.

MR.F said...

I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. This isn't happening.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DIE, SOSG LASORDA, AND KNOW YOUR DEATH IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

Nostradamus said...

(cries)

spank said...

FUCK YOU LASORDA! DIE BITCH.

MR.F said...

DIE LASORDA AND ALEX CORA AND DELINO!!!!! WE NEED ALL OF YOU TO BE TEAM PLAYERS.

Paul said...

Danger Rangers Danger.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

GET RID OF EK TOO FOR GOOD MEASURE. HIS PUZZLES ONLY SERVE TO ANNOY ME.

karina said...

just coming back home from a lovely evening

well, it WAS a lovely evening.

I'm so full of hate and anger.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Uh oh. This is the awkward moment when Karina comes in and we're all trying to kill the Sons in some kind of pagan ritual.

MR.F said...

ONE SON FOR ONE. IF IT HAS TO BE DONE, DO IT!!!!

MR.F said...

ONE SON FOR ONE WIN*. IF IT HAS TO BE DONE, DO IT!!!!

MR.F said...

We're all going to be kicked under the table now...

Paul said...

Karina

We can totally explain the guy in the bunny suit. Well Mr. C can.

karina said...

Czar, can you leave Eric Karros alone and out of all this hate?

Even if he wants to marry Zrinka and therefore, breaking my heart :(

Nostradamus said...

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS! LET ME OFF THE GODDAMN BUS TO HELL!

karina said...

So you all know, including Josh, the fact you don't own an iPad doesn't mean I can't kick you under the table (stares at the Czar)

Caballito run :(

karina said...

@Paul I need a very good explanation

MR.F said...

(cries)

ubragg said...

Did someone at least roll out the guillotine? Let's get on with the sacrifice already!

Nostradamus said...

*shuts off all external media save SoSG*

MR.F said...

We're not beheading them, ubragg! I'm getting the 11 herbs and spice ready.

Nostradamus said...

God, make the bad man stop...

spank said...

That is it. I'm gone.

Sayonara.

ubragg said...

My bad Mr. F, I was trying to optimize for expedience at this point.

karina said...

Well, the Giants need an Imperio curse.

Not before we have lots of fun performing the Cruciatus curse.

I can't go to Azkaban for that, right?

karina said...

Czar, you gave me the idea when you mentioned "The Greater Good", that was the slogan of a very dark character :(

Paul said...

The end my friends.

Dodgers will open up against the World Champ San Francisco Giants.

Get your tickets now but you will also have to buy tickets for the Marlins, Pirates, D backs and Houstan.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nuts to this, I'm watching the end of Access Hollywood.

karina said...

Boys and girls, today it's the Miss Venezuela pageant.

My mom entered to my room asking why I was yelling to the TV.

quick explanation and all she can come up with is "if you were normal, you'd be watching the Miss Venezuela and behaving like a normal person"

fuck

MR.F said...

=(

karina said...

sorry for my French

karina said...

there are two outs :( though I'm daydreaming about a Giants bullpen meltdown.

I BELIEVE, it ain't over 'till it's over

MR.F said...

Aaron Rowand? Really? Next they're gonna bring Zito in to pitch...

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

From Giants to ogres, I suppose.

Nostradamus said...

Misery.

Nostradamus said...
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Steve Sax said...

Fuuuuuuuck

Nostradamus said...

I hate pretty much everything right now.

spank said...

STOOPID RANGERS.MAKE ME MISS CHARLIE BROWN PEANUT GREAT PUMPKIN FOR THIS SHIT. I GO CUT RON WASHINGTON COKE WITH DR.SCHOLL AND SPIT IN HAMYS ODOULS

Nostradamus said...

@karina

Normal = highly overrated

ubragg said...

Yo Sax, I hope it isn't you, but the Son sacrifice needs to happen. Yesterday.

karen said...

I'm so frustrated I don't know what to say.


*curls into a fetal position and whimpers*

MR.F said...

Yes. NicJ is right. IT'S ALL JOSH S.'S FAULT. THROW JOSH S. INTO THE FIRE WITH ALEX CORA AND LASORDA AND DELINO AND THE 11 HERBS AND SPICES!!!!!!

MR.F said...

(cries)

Nostradamus said...

This blows.

karina said...

Fashion Police rules pink panda hat as a crime against humanity. I don't care if you're 10 years old.

karina said...

Guys, I think the Czar should change his moniker to his old one, just sayin'

I'm going to leave him a reply in Twitter

karen said...

I think that Suck is doing everything he can to not break out in giggles

MR.F said...

At this point I'm open to anything that could give the Rangers back their mojo.

(continues to get the fire ready)

(cries some more)

karina said...

@Mr C I know, but how can we explain my mom that?

Kyle Baker said...

What in satan's name is going on?

Time for Plan B: bio-weapon.

MR.F said...

I think we should sacrifice the fucking bears, too.

Josh S. said...

If the Giants win the World Series, I will exile myself from SoSG.

Kyle Baker said...

Just fucking die already Lasorda!

MR.F said...

Or at least all the evil ex-girlfriends. I'm looking at you Matilda!!!!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That wasn't fun.

Nostradamus said...

@Josh

That's a bad idea. This is the only safe place left.

You will probably have to sit in the corner and think about what you've done for a while, though.

Nostradamus said...

@Mr. F

That damn owl will certainly be the first against the wall when the revolution comes, I can tell you that.

Josh S. said...

I'm still praying that this is all a setup for them to lose it all at home.

Josh S. said...

We must all channel the power of Russ Ortiz's game ball.

karina said...

Ahhhhhhhhh, I switched to the Miss venezuela, because on Twitter they said it was "questions time". I couldn't make fun of the answers...much

:(

karina said...

@Josh don't leave us, at least *I* enjoy your commenting

Kyle Baker said...

Don't harm yourself, Josh. You're too valuable to us!

But keep your damn hands off my iPad!

Kyle Baker said...

Wait, Josh. You put a bear humping app on here. By all means borrow the iPad any time you want.

Paul said...

Why did the AL east tank at the end of the season?

Paul said...

If the Giants win this the only thing that will fix my psyche is the Dodgers ending their reign in the NLCS next year.

Very fuckin unlikely.

I am broken.

Nostradamus said...

I got nothin, Paul.

This is some fucked up shit, right here.

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Kyle Baker said...

This is indeed a truly fucked up situation. I feel that the only way we can begin to put this behind us (aside from Lasorda's demise) is a good old fashioned drink-up. Who is in?

Nostradamus said...

I was in before you finished the sentence.

Paul said...

Now Mr. C we have to cheer for a guy named Colby?

This is jacked up.

Nostradamus said...

I'll be edamed if I'm gonna cheer for the other guy.

spank said...

I'm saving my drink up for Saturday. If they win that day,I'll need all my booze and then some to get by. There is no way in hell that I am watching game 4 if that shit happens.

Kyle Baker said...

I had already penciled you in, Mr C, my spiritual bartender.

To top it all off, Mrs Dusty and MDIL are watching some Sound of Music shit on Oprah (taken together that has to be my worst nightmare). I'm drowning it out with some Sam Adams and some Biggie Smalls doin it to me in my earhole.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

At least the Kings won. That keeps this day from being a total waste. Now just 90%.

Nostradamus said...

@dusty

You were dealt a tough hand tonight, it seems.

Nostradamus said...

Heyman's courting an unfollow right now. Feeling too surly for his schtick.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Just do what I do and send replies full of swearing. That gets the surliness down a bit.

MR.F said...

Saturday will be time to monterey-nger comeback!

(cries)

Nostradamus said...

Gouda one Mr. F.

(weak, yes. I'm sure there's Stiltons of them out there, but I can't think of them.)

Kyle Baker said...

Oh, it's bad here, Mr C. I'm dyin'. I feel so cold.

*rasping*

Go on without me. I'm so cold.....

Paul said...

This Sat means a Texas win and an Old ghost Zin. Cause things are getting fuckin spooky.

You can have that fuckin song back Perry.

Dodger are going Air Supply "Love out of nothing at all"

Paul said...

Nothing is fucking working this season for me.

So i must impliment the Costanza method I must cheer for the Giants. It is the only way they will lose.

Paul said...

So I am new to this giants fan shit but as a Dodger fan I have had a lot of hours observing their kind.

First step is I think I must grow some fucked up and very manicured facial hair. Probably a soul patch.

Next I need to find a little kid who is a Dodger fan and curse him out.

Third I need to roll in some garlic fries and know less about wine but pretend I know more.

Okay that should get me started. This is gonna be hard work.

spank said...

Don't forget to wear a panda hat,Paul.


*takes another hit of the carbon monoxide*

Fred's Brim said...

fuck me in the goat ass

Nostradamus said...

This is bad.

Very bad.

Josh S. said...

Yep, I'm starting to buy into this season being one massive punishment for Dodger fans. (Though, I haven't quite determined what our crime is. Supporting Manny? Seems like we already paid for that.)

Not only are the Giants leading in the World Series, they're stomping a team that looks like the Dodgers from a distance. (Until they throw on those red alt unis.)

MR.F said...

I think this is all punishment for all the bear porn we've been watching this season.

MR.F said...

Are bear cub and Jasmine even married? They're living in sin!!!!

MR.F said...

Does bear cub even have a name?!?! He probably was never baptized!!!!

Steve Sax said...

How 'bout them Lakers?

spank said...

Suicide Fail. Tried to off myself with second hand cigarette smoke but it didn't take. True Dodger.