ALCS Game 2: Yankees @ Rangers, 1p
Phil Hughes (Postseason 1-0, 0.00) vs. Colby Lewis (Postseason 0-0, 0.00).
NLCS Game 1: Giants @ Phillies, 4:30p
Tim Lincecum (Postseason 1-0, 0.00) vs. Roy Halladay (Postseason 1-0, 0.00).
COMMENTS: Wow. If you thought the Dodgers' epic collapse against the Yankees in June was bad, at least they didn't save it for Game 1 of the LCS. Up 5-1 last night, the Rangers' bullpen allowed five runs in the eighth and the Yankees won 6-5. The two teams go at it again today, but if the Rangers don't tie the series up, all the Cliff Lees in the world won't help them.
As for the ballyhooed NLCS pitching matchup, I'm going to break from conventional thinking and predict that Lincecum gets lit up this afternoon. No, not like that. Phillies take this one, 5-1.
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Come on, Chelsea!
christonacracker. They were just fawning over Oyster Pubes during the BC-FSU football game. It's gonna be a long day
Nice work by ManU this morning...
hateHateHATE
Not knowing your target audience, ex #1:
Jewish funeral home commercial during the Boston College (Jesuits) vs Florida State (devilish heathens) football game, on a Saturday afternoon.
Who the fuck are Man United?!?!!
ManU appropriately joints the hatehateHATE megathread. Bwahahaha!
I think they are that declining team owned by Americans not named Liverpool
Fuck Lacrosse!
@FB
I hope being owned by a new set of yanks marks the nadir of L'pool's decline. They've been downright embarrassing.
I can't really see myself moving more than 9 yards from where I am now for the rest of the day. Premiership, collitch football, baseball, cold beer, bacon...
@Mr C
It is kind of funny how LFC supporters have spent the better part of two weeks wailing and gnashing their teeth over American ownership, only to be saved by...American ownership.
me too, DB. Mrs FB is off at a wedding and I feel like Cliff Huxtable when Mrs H was out of town. I have drinks and hoagies and all kinds of snacks that'll get eaten today.
@MR C they'll be back up again, no doubt
How did you get out of having to go to the wedding, FB? I'm impressed.
And, didn't you just have to go to a wedding last weekend?
*bows* why thank you, sir!
Mrs FB knows I hate weddings, and she didn't decide that she wanted to go until the last minute, so I was spared
and yeah we had a wedding last weekend too. That one was in town so it didn't involve much more than putting on a suit and showing up. This one was in Florida
I thought for a second Villa was advertising FoxPro
< /old nerd>
damn, I heard that post here
yikes that was scary
damn - shoulda scored that
Fuck me, Anelka. How hard is it?
FoxPro - hell yeah.
RIP, Mandelbrot, you fractal bastard.
http://tinyurl.com/2ce283w
I think the FA called for this match to be a draw so Chelsea won't run away with the title so early on in the season.
i can believe that
Hate
Good luck to the Liverpool Red Sox tomorrow against the Toffies.
Going to watch the Arsenal game on DVR now. I'm hoping for a better result than rbnIV got in his game today. Lost by an own-goal from one of our defenders. My boy was the muddiest kid on the pitch, making daddy proud.
Oh, and this:
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!!!
and fuck the Yankees.
and fuck the Giants.
and fuck Man U.
fuckFuckFUCK ManU!
Cheers to FB for getting out of a wedding and watching televised sporting events instead. We're so proud of you!
Heh...don't get a lot of Ajax support around these here parts.
Mmmmm...Mandelbrats.
Howie has a line of meat products?
Meal or No Meals
Victorino CF
Polanco 3B
Utley 2B
Howard 1B
Werth RF
Rollins SS
Ibanez LF
Ruiz C
Halladay P
Razorbacks up in dis bish!
*wearing my DMac Hogs jersey today*
#5
cc: P Ditty
SSS
Finished servicing my cpu. Gonna take my pops to get his lotto.Stock up on some Haterade, Spank styles.Hit the grill with some ribs.Piss off the neighbors with extremely loud levels of music and surliness.Be back in time for first pitch.
HATERPALOOZA IN FOOL EFFECT
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE PHILS
"Stock up on some Haterade"
NICE!
You mean "Hit the grill with some robs."
Craig Sager talking about shadows. Try not to destroy your TVs!
I've been to Phoenix, Arizona...
Jeter goes down like a prom date!
Smooth sailing for Colby in the first.
Festivity delay.
And I don't use a knofe on these robs.
hateHateHATE
Elvis steals second and third in the inning. Kinsler taking notes.
Craig Sager destroys TV all on his own.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Yanks fall for the steal second/steal home gambit! Turns out Posada is human.
Do you think that double steal was planned? Or was it just heads up base-running by Andrus when he saw what was happening at second? I only glanced up so didn't see full context.
Robinson Cano is hitting everything right now. Wasn't there a Kemp-Cano trade rumor at one point?
It looked planned, DB, but supposedly Washington gives his runners a lot of leeway.
Gotcha. Either way it was really heads up. Refreshing to us Dodgers fans.
"The Natural" music after a HR? Do they always do that?
Chances Rangers will be 5-0 in the seventh?
Two-out hit parade! 3-0 TEX
They need to get way more runs to get me excited.
Orel, yes, they always do that.
This team has the offense to beat the Yanks. They just need to hold them off.
Rancho Vladiendo
I wonder if Angels fans are pissed that Vlad Guerrero got in shape for the Rangers.
I should have done the Claw
They also used to play the MLB on FOX theme at certain times. It always made me think the game was going to commercial when it wasn't.
Texas is winning against New York! There's no way this could possibly backfire!
STFU Ron Darling!
Jeter really Jetered down the line there.
Yankmes sure are a buncha pussies when it comes to barely being graved by a pitched ball. Real men would want to stay in and swing away not take their wussy base.
Remember when Cat Stevens was a pariah? Now they're using his music for JP Morgan commercials.
I miss Gatorgum. Whatever happened to that?
Cat must be running out of money
I chewed the HAY-UL out of some Gatorgum.
Missed it by that much! Cruz leadoff double.
Hey, Peace Train gotta have a 401(k), too.
Weird seeing AL teams bunt.
anybody else lose the game?
hmm there it is
David MURPHY!!
(said in a Dave Chappelle as Rick James voice)
yikes, Rangers taking no prisoners
Orel said "Weird...AL"
I think Darling is combining all of the Molinas with that playoffs comment
5-0 lead - what can go wrong?
I switch trains every day in the station where "Fat" was shot
Ham-on
Same faces every day but you don't know their names Party people going places on the D-train
I hate the Giants!
How're those robs turning out, Spanky?
Berkman you slug
5-1 Rangers. Yankees win!
Commercials driving me to pick up my beer pace. Can they just run the "Your culture is primitive yet so funky" ad over and over, because it's the only one I like.
Josh Hamilton has walked three times already? Yeesh.
damn - Swisher totally misplayed that but got lucky
Jeter caught Jetering on that one
score til they bleed!
nice job, Phil, thanks for playing
Yo Spank! what's the status of those robs? They ready yet? I'll knofe a fool for a half rack
200/2
Got caught up in some bullshit. Just going to start the coals. But the Haterade is about to start flowing.The robs look AWESOME in their marinade. I'm about to orgasm just watching.
Haterade status: increasing with each successive Auburn score.
Epale Y'all
Just passing through. As they say in this part of the world "fuck a bunch of yankees" especially Robinson Cano.
howdy MB - can I have your ribs?
@DB that'll help
This game is turning into a Pac-10 game
Howdy FB - This girl loves ribs but I'm willing to share. Are you starving with Mrs. FB being away or are you one of those men who can find their way in a kitchen?
hehe I am decent with a skillet. I made a pretty good hot turkey sammich earlier today! But I will be stepping out later for a heaping plate of pulled pork and maybe some brisket
DB what is the hogs score? I saw the quarterback got knocked out.
T-minus 10 minutes for take off
you punkass Rangers, cut the shit!
Hey Hey Meanie in the house!
Good for you FB. It's been my experience that men are either whizzes in the kitchen or hopelessly horrible.
Yes the bitch is back for at least a little while.
I'm a whiz in the kitchen but hopelessly horrible in fantasy football
Ted Roof was our terrible head coach for almost 5 years. He was a combined 6-45, with consecutive 1-11, 0-12 and 1-11 seasons
Ditto Spank!
I'm still not comfortable with this lead.
37-35 Auburn. No one is playing defense. Mallett knocked out of the game but his backup has 3 TD passes now. *gets another Sam Adams*
That stupid Juke commercial again?
Did DB chug his beer?
@FB
This game (Hogs) is turning into an NBA game.
I should have just gotten two beers from the fridge to begin with.
WTF is a Juke? What a lame god damn name.
As we all know it ain't over till it's over. I'm staying sober for this one. I can't risk choking on Scotch again. However, if the Rangers choke again I may be chugging it.
I am generally pretty lazy in the kitchen, but can step up when needed. I am planning a sour cherry crisp this week
Crosby, Stills and Nash - Helplessly Hoping
I think these Hogs can score more than the Joe Klein Hogs
FB - Hats off to good taste in music and desserts. I much prefer reservations.
holy shit what a play!!!
OINK OINK OINK
Gotta go slap some pork. I'll be bahck.
Now I got that fucking JOE KLEIN guy in my head. Thanx FB.
then he'll make some ribs
*badumtish*
Whoo...Pig...Sooie!
DB - I learned that from one of my best friends from Little Rock. She was Miss Sadie Hawkins back in the day. (To this day she will not admit she is from there nor will she ever go back).
2 more! Hogs gonna win this one going away
@Spank
Tend those robs, too!
The Chick-fil-a cows partying to Dazz by Brick. nice
That's right, MB!
Heh...Sadie Hawkins dances. I used to not go to those all the time.
#ShyNerd
#SmokinWeedBehindGym
I'm hoping this will be the weekend for Texas teams. The Longhorns rolled over Nebraska, TCU is rolling over BYU, Rangers are leading, and the Cowboys play tomorrow. It's about time we get back on track.
At least Nebraska is losing
*sigh*
to Texas
DB - I was probably behind the gym smoking it with you. Since I went to a different college I know nothing about Sadie Hawkins. My friend has always been and still is very purty. I'm sure that's what got her elected. She is also going on the infamous Napa trip.
the D lines for both of these teams are getting blown up
Napa trip?
Dare I ask?
Little Rock up in Napa! Better keep a close eye on that one.
yes, Rangers fans, the Yankees do suck
better cordon off the area so no innocent bystanders are hurt!
Wilson --> Childs
What a friggin' past. My god.
FB - Napa won't be for a while. Starting this month into next year a number of my friends including myself are having milestone birthdays. Each one of us is doing something special to commemorate. The first one falls Halloween weekend in New Orleans. It will be a long weekend of revelry and debauchery. My friend is having a big celebration Halloween night at Galatoire's.
(Cries because I was offered premium tickets to Saints/Steelers game which is also at the same time).
Mine is going to be in Napa with MB and 5 of her closest gal pals. We are going to rent a limo and hit a number of wineries one day, spa day another, and my birthday dinner will be at The French Laundry. The rest is tbd :~)
That's awesome that you have the French Laundry lined up, MB! Have been there twice.
PLEASE BE DOWN
Auburn = Alabama Lite
DOWN MOTHERFERS!
DB - Aside from pricey, what did you think? One of my friends attended Le Cordon Bleu so she is dying to go there.
@MB I take it tbd stands for "to be debaucherous"?
that all sounds awesome. I hope when I turn 25, my friends and I do something like that too :)
Come on refs, you owe us one!
get out of this, you stinkin Rangers
Oh FB - You are so charming and forever my friend. I see why Mrs. FB fell for you. She is a very lucky girl!
USC beat the team who beat the team who beat the team who beat Nebraska!
2 to 1 odds MB ends up thrown in a french quarter gutter puking her fucking brains out.
WOW big K of Canooo!
Rangers dodged a bullet.
4 to 1 odds MB ends up singing on the piano at Pat O'Briens.
@MB Mrs FB got it goin' on :)
@MB
FL is amazing. If you are an adventurous eater, get whatever is the chef special. The other resto I like up there is Greystone (the CIA's w
Actually for the quality of restaurant, it's not that pricey. Resto prices in the area are better than you would think because there is so much bounty nearby and in central valley.
ugh
there's time for 2 more TDs each
@FB
Mrs FB got it goin' on IN FLORIDA!
#partytime
Most likely MB will crawl across the street from Galatoire's with her friends to The Old Absinthe House. From there who knows. If necessary, I will have a designated body guard to protect me from the advances of old, creepy, and ugly men.
I've done the Quarter many times and it has done me. Somehow I have always managed to survive ;~)
I have lots of fond non-memories of The Old Absinthe House.
@DB #partytime for me or her?
#both
DB - It's one of those places you love or hate. For my friends and I, it is a bit of a tradition.
Frenchy gives it a ride but it came up a beard short
Gotta leave for a while. Come on Texas do me proud!
Ciao for now.
seeya MB
65? good lord
just run the ball, Hogs
why oh why did I say Arkansas would win going away?
I am sorry DB. I never should have said that
i've never played real football, but getting your helmet ripped off must hurt like hell
This loss is not on you, FB.
Looking at you, "defense."
the Yankees are going to come back and win this going away
I am going to run out of beer going away.
I am gonna force my kids to throw left handed
great stop by Kinsler
You don't even want to know whats going on in my grill. Shit is already falling off the bone and it has only been like 40 minutes.
Marinate that motherfucker overnite peeps!
that would be an 8 on The Kinsler Scale
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE PHILS
there we go
i can't listen to that "vineyard" asshole
That cartoonface vineyard whitebread chickenshit guy is going to give me hypertension.
KNOFE THE ROBS
I don't look forward to listening to Buck and Suck tonight..
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!!!
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!!!
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!!!
^Multiple posts not accident
It is fucking on!
Can someone else make fun of this boys' choir singing the national anthem so that I don't always have to be the inappropriate guy?
cc: Spanky
"Pitching pitching pitching, that's all anyone's been talking about." - Joe Buck
Not true, Joe. We've also been talking about hate, meteors, and how fucking awful you are.
Neftali Perez trying his best to prove Washington was right not to go to him early last night.
Feliz is making me mad
200?
Greetings Friends!!
I'm on board with hate bubbling over!!
Go Phillies
*whimpers a little at having to say go phillies*
Fuck Michael Buffer. LAME. Little pillow biter.
Hey, Karen!
hi karen! have you restocked your pop tarts?
One pitch, one out.
@FB--All stocked up with Pop Tarts and Ben & Jerry's Cinnamon Buns.
I'm ready for this one!!
Rangers win.
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