Saturday, October 16, 2010

Saturday LCS Super-Duper Thread

The Giants have Aubrey Huff. SoSG offers you Aubrey Plaza.

ALCS Game 2: Yankees @ Rangers, 1p
Phil Hughes (Postseason 1-0, 0.00) vs. Colby Lewis (Postseason 0-0, 0.00).

NLCS Game 1: Giants @ Phillies, 4:30p
Tim Lincecum (Postseason 1-0, 0.00) vs. Roy Halladay (Postseason 1-0, 0.00).

COMMENTS: Wow. If you thought the Dodgers' epic collapse against the Yankees in June was bad, at least they didn't save it for Game 1 of the LCS. Up 5-1 last night, the Rangers' bullpen allowed five runs in the eighth and the Yankees won 6-5. The two teams go at it again today, but if the Rangers don't tie the series up, all the Cliff Lees in the world won't help them.

As for the ballyhooed NLCS pitching matchup, I'm going to break from conventional thinking and predict that Lincecum gets lit up this afternoon. No, not like that. Phillies take this one, 5-1.

Onion photo

415 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   201 – 400 of 415   Newer›   Newest»
karen said...

Greetings Friends!!

I'm on board with hate bubbling over!!

Go Phillies

*whimpers a little at having to say go phillies*

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck Michael Buffer. LAME. Little pillow biter.

Dusty Baker said...

Hey, Karen!

Fred's Brim said...

hi karen! have you restocked your pop tarts?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

One pitch, one out.

karen said...

@FB--All stocked up with Pop Tarts and Ben & Jerry's Cinnamon Buns.

I'm ready for this one!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Rangers win.

Fred's Brim said...

OK the Rangers won. I better not push my luck with the next game. I am out for a while.

Good luck everyone - channel that hate to do good things

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Fucking Ruiz.

Fred's Brim said...

@karen that sounds awesome! enjoy!

karen said...

It's sooo hard to root for Shane Victorino

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU GNATS

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU PHILI

Spanky said...

PLEASE NO PHILI love

Josh S. said...

I honestly don't give a shit who wins. I'm unhappy either way.

Spanky said...

Hurricane Spanky alert.

Category Motherfucking 5

10 minutes

Dusty Baker said...

Uh oh, Spanky! I hope the dykes hold.

el montanero said...

i've been banned from the tv by the gf. she's making me go see that horrible-looking 'life as we know it' movie instead. amazingly, it actually does sound less painful than watching the jints and frillies vie for the pennant. i'll be with you guys in spirit...hatin' all the way.

that josh duhamel d-bag kinda looks like cole hamels.

surly factor +29, though i do get some reese's peanut butter cups -3

karen said...

Siddown Buster!!

Dusty Baker said...

Damn, EM, you sound like you have the boot of oppression on you. have some Junior Mints to bring the surly factor down!

Spanky said...

Wait for it!

karen said...

There goes the no hitter, Timmeh!!

Dusty Baker said...

Dusty: They're really jumping on Timmeh early, swinging away at the first pitch...

Mrs Dusty: ...yeah, to scare the little shitheel.

Spanky said...

Wait for it!

Dusty Baker said...

I'm on the edge of my seat, Spank.

Dusty Baker said...

Timmeh got that middle finger blister from sticking it up his own arse.

Spanky said...

2 minute warning ladies and you sensitive lot. Best scroll over this bish quick.


*slams a tall can of Steel Reserve*

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

RT @mlbtraderumors
Dodgers, Lilly Close To Three Year Deal http://bit.ly/9UOSyv #mlb

Dusty Baker said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Spanky said...

Fuck you pansy pieces of shit no championship winning motherfuckers bathhouse loving choad swallowing #$$@%$ anal !@#@$E@. BURN DOWN CASTRO!

Dusty Baker said...

"BURN DOWN CASTRO!" cracked me up.

Dusty Baker said...

You Tenderloin sons of bitches!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I can only imagine the shitstorms on the interwebs this will spawn.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Fucking Cody Ross.

Spanky said...

Ah Hell NO! EAT MY CACA CODY ROSS

karen said...

Former Dodgers always come back to haunt

Dusty Baker said...

Cody Ross? Cody fuckin' Ross?

Dusty Baker said...

MDIL: WOw. Lincecum looked like a scared little bitch.

Spanky said...

FUCK HALLAMUTT

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

RT @dylanohernandez
Source: Ted Lilly has agreed to terms of a new deal with the #Dodgers. Physical scheduled for next week.

Spanky said...

FUCK TED LILLY

Spanky said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU TIMMEH!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

FUCKING CHOOCH YOU'RE FUCKING TOLERABLE FOR RIGHT NOW

Spanky said...

Cryin' Hawai'i in, just like Ron darling,

Spanky said...

Did I scare everyone away? Is this not the main game of HATERPALOOZA. Where the fuck is everybody.

FUCK THE GNATS!

Spanky said...

Fuck It. Family friendly. Bring on the fishes.

Spanky said...

hateHateHATE

Dusty Baker said...

I had to go get some more beer.

karen said...

C'mon Phillies!! Let's kick Timmeh's ass!!!

hateHateHATE

Spanky said...

Y Jeters' mama tambien.

Spanky said...

Lopes. Give me a fucking break. LOPEZ! ASSHOLE

Spanky said...

Dre' would have done that.


Right.

karen said...

gnats coming up. Let's get the HATE vibes flowing.

Dusty Baker said...

That Robbie Cano HR is still orbiting somewhere. Jesus, did you guys see that?

Dusty Baker said...

I wanna see Timmeh get hit in the face with a fastball.

Spanky said...

Come on DB. Fuck The Yankmes. They lost fool. Just like you tomorrow. Get over it.I'm with Karen.

hateHateHATE

Dusty Baker said...

Are you kiddin' me? Cody fuckin Ross?

Spanky said...

There is your fucking ACE,Plashke!

Dusty Baker said...

Are you bringing some of that 1-4 smacktalk out now, Spanky? *swats harmless gnat away*

Dusty Baker said...

HIT HIM!

Spanky said...

AAAWWWWW YYYEEAAHHHH! DB

Beat catch up on your reading, fool.ESG up in dis mutha!

Spanky said...

*expectant name change coming up*

Dusty Baker said...

I am behind on my New Yorker reading now that you mention it, Spank. *peers through monocle*

Spanky said...

I like cherry pop tarts with cherry frosting. Just saying.

Dusty Baker said...

Best change your name to Ragged Lil Bishes else you ain't speakin tha truf.

Spanky said...

You don't even want to know what I've got, Biatch. I don't diss. I homage, G.

karen said...

@Spanky--I've already broken into the pop tarts here. Brown Sugar Cinnamon at my house.

Josh S. said...

Wow. No hitter to THIS?

Dusty Baker said...

Sayeth Old Hoss Radbourn:

"Someone kindly tell T. McCarver that "the Tilt, the Dangle, and the Reach" will mean very different things once he gets to San Francisco."

Spanky said...

Just don't break into the Ben and Jerry's yet, Karen.

PLEASE!

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU HALLAMUTT!

Dusty Baker said...

Can I break into the absinthe yet, Spanky?

Josh S. said...

Oh God, it's going to happen, isn't it?

karen said...

@Spank--I don't think I'll be able too, this game is making me sick.

C'mon Phillies! Show some damn pride!

Spanky said...

@ DB

Fuck That! I'm going to try to connect for some cocaine.

Spanky said...

Karen, you gotta do what you gotta do,Homegirl.

Spanky said...

I swear everything went down hill when I went for the fishes.

karen said...

@Spank--I'm not hittin' the B&J's just yet. I think there's still some life in this Philly team.

Spanky said...

Ex Dodger action. EAT L.A. CACA TIMMEH

karen said...

C'mon Philly! Rub Timmeh's ugly face up in all your shit!!

Spanky said...

@ Karen

Just tell me when you hit the B&J.Then I'll know to hit the J&B.

Fred's Brim said...

WEAR YOUR RETAINER, TIMMEH!!!

karina said...

Epale everyone!

I can't believe the Phillies are losing.

I HATE THE GIANTS

Spanky said...

Plastic Soul

karen said...

Epale Karina!!

Help us harness the HATE!!

Spanky said...

Strap my Fender up onto a Marshall and I'll play you a Hell of a rendition of GBA.

karina said...

I will, Karen.

it's a shame I can't find solace on high sugar carbs :(

karen said...

"Tim is kicking into a different gear"

Shut up McCarver

Spanky said...

They should be going to right field with those swings.

karina said...

cmon Phillies, why can't you beat my ex-boyfriend lookalike?

:(

karina said...

Karen, you talked about CJ Wilson yesterday, I made a similar comment a few days ago but since either Meanie and you weren't around, it went unnoticed.

Josh S. said...

MY BOY IS WALKING!!!

karina said...

Congratulations, Josh!

The force is strong on Luke :)

karen said...

Congratulations Luke!!

@Karina--All 3 of us have fine taste in picking good looking men!!

Fred's Brim said...

That's awesome Josh!
Can Luke give some lessons to Rod Barajas?

Spanky said...

Luke!

@ the ladies

Sideburns. Really!

karina said...

Karen, anyone could argue my fine taste on men if I said I had a boyfriend who looks a lot like Timmah

Spanky, the sideburns are so sexy!

Spanky said...

KISS MY FAT ASS GNATS

karen said...

What a fool Brian Wilson is

Josh S. said...

FUCK THE PADRES!

karina said...

By the way Karen, CJ Wilson has a brother who is verryyyy fine looking. I follow Wilson at Twitter and he tweeted about his brother participating in a Peta sponsored contest : the sexiest vegetarian". Saw the pictures and there's a chance his brother is slightly more good looking.

karen said...

Spank--I am so totally with Karina, those sideburns are hot!!

karina said...

@Karen for example, Joe Mauer

Spanky said...

We're were you ladies back in 1994 when I was rocking dem motherfuckers.

karina said...

I was hitting puberty in 1994, Spank

karen said...

Karina--Joe Mauer is an excellent example

Spanky--I was lovin' them back in '94 too!

karen said...

Buck and McCarver kissing gnat ass

Spanky said...

I should have never shaved it off. Yes I had one sideburn and an earring on the other side. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

karina said...

@Spanky teenage karina was into earrings ;)

karen said...

Spanky--ONE sideburn and an earring? I'll bet you were something to see!

Spanky said...

Thanx Karina. I feel so adult.

karina said...

I didn't want you to feel "adult" Spank. Besides the golden age of men is their maturity and even beyond!

Spanky said...

@ Karen

I cannot help it. Someone say's jump, I walk westward.

Josh S. said...

"If you make a mistake inside, it could be a home run."

Or a baby!

Spanky said...

Figure of speech Karina. I will never be an adult

rbnlaw said...

FUCK AJAX!! UP PSV EINHOVEN!!

Seriously, Arsenal win made my day.

karina said...

good decision, Spank.

Brian Wilson's beard irritates me.

Spanky said...

Bring in Romo! Sergio or Tony.FAIL!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

CHOOOOOOOCH!!!!

(vomits)

rbnlaw said...

Absolut vodka up in this bish.

Where my homiez at?

Steve Sax said...

Orel and I are watching this disaster together. In the same room where we watched the Mets-Dodgers playoff debacle of years past.

Spanky said...

AJAX and Steel Reserve up in dis bish!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Why does everyone keep talking about the U.S. involvement in Iran during the Eisenhower administration?

karina said...

Go Victorino!

(feels dirty)

Spanky said...

hateHateHATE

Spanky said...

HELL NO!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

FUCK YOU, PHILLIES. YOU FUCKING SUCK.

karina said...

this is a Saturday night tragedy

rbnlaw said...

FUCK OHIO STATE!

I'm catching up. A soccer game at 8, basketball at 9:30 and 3:45, and a soccer team party in the twixt.

Absolut, take me away.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

At least the Rangers won.

Spanky said...

GODFUCKINGDAMNITIAMGOINGTOTAKEITOUTOFYOUSTATLICKERMOTHERFUCKERS!

Spanky said...

^STATLICKERMOTHERFUCKERS

rbnlaw said...

What? No way. No fucking way.

I HATE THE FUCKING GIANTS.

I BLAME YOU, NED COLLETTI. GODDAMN YOU. GODDAMN YOU TO HELL.

shit.

rbnlaw said...

Jeebus.

If we end up with the Gnats and the Yinks in the Super Series, I might swear off baseball for a year. . .or until the Dodgers trade for a front line starter, and the statlickers get off my man Scott Podendicksapopulous.

I mean Matt (Me and Rhi love the offseason) Kemp.

Mr. Customer said...

Oh, fer fucks sake. I just caught the end. What the fuck is wrong with the universe?

karina said...

@Rbnlaw "Absolut, take me away" I'm going to put it as my bio in Twitter

@Mr LASF I love your way of seeing the glass half full. Besides, if the Rangers tied, why wouldn't the Phillies?

Mr. Customer said...

Yes, at least the rangers won...

Spanky said...

Fuck this shit. I am calling in the artillery and I hope to see Y'all by Monday?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

"I am calling in the artillery and I hope to see Y'all by Monday?"

Yes.

rbnlaw said...

And what the hell with my half-team, The LONGFUCKINGHORNS? Lose to OK, beat NEB?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? UC FUCKING LA????????????

how'd that red and yellow team do?

rbnlaw said...

@karina:

Me and you, hermana. How'd Milan do today?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

We beat Cal, who beat the UCLA, who beat the Longhorns, who beat Nebraska.

So by proxy, USC beats UCLA, Texas, and Nebraska! Suck it, BCS!

(cries)

rbnlaw said...

Never mind.

Looks like they beat the goats 3-1.

Ibramovich is having a tough time.

rbnlaw said...

Goddamn SC. Always one-upping the good guys.

rbnlaw said...

Holy fucking shit. It's only a quarter after 8 and most of you bishes have checked out? I'm going for round 3 of me vs. vodka.

I'm predicting vodka a winner by TKO.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Yes, good guys...

http://bit.ly/bj1haP

Mr. Customer said...

What? I'm just checking in!

Out for the heartbreak, but all in for the drinking.!

karina said...

@Rbnlaw Milan won 3-1 to Chievo, couldn't watch the game because I was doing my IELTS mock test. I'm trying to keep up with everything. Had to go to a fashion show I didn't want to go and I have an awful cold.

In EXCELLENT news, Aguilas won Leones 6-2 in Caracas. They hadn't won in Caracas since 2007, so you have an idea Leones is the team I hate the most after Giants and Inter, for a tiny difference.

rbnlaw said...

@MLASF:

Your point?

karina said...

@rbnlaw Ibra seemed to have a good game. I recorded the game, I'll tell you when I can finally watch it.

rbnlaw said...

"I think I'm going to go to Caracas."
"What, you mean, crazy?"
"No, Caracas, Venezuela."

#Gregory'sGirl

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

My point is that UCLA players are as dirty as USC players. Nobody's good, everybody's bad. It's how college sports work.

rbnlaw said...

For the record:
The Bruins suck so bad, I can't imagine any agent paying players today.

rbnlaw said...

@MLASF

I get ya. It's probably why I spend so much time watching my kids.

#FUCKAGENTS

karina said...

@rbnlaw hahahaha but...what's Gregory's girl?

karina said...

rbnlaw, are you saying that having kids is a way to avoid sports wrecks?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Fuck the agents indeed.

Spanky said...

surliness-



skyfuckinghighandIgotsallnight

Spanky said...

IAMTOTALLYPISSEDOFFATTHISMOMENTSOFUCKOFFALLYOUASSHOLESNOTTHESOSGPEEPSBUTTHESPANKYREALITYTOURPEEPS!

Mr. Customer said...

Yes. I totally agree with the sentiment expressed above.

Spanky said...

OUASSHOLESNOTTHESOSGPEEPSBUTTHESPANKREALITYTOURPEEPS

rbnlaw said...

@karina:

The things I have taught you.

Gregory's Girl:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082477/

Funny.

And yes. Being a strong parent watching your kids play sports can keep them within the limits. I want my kids to be wildly successful, but I will not sell their souls.

@MLASF
Othello Henderson had the best take on the whole situation.

Spanky said...

OURPEEPSFORFUCKSSAKESHIT!

Spanky said...

Come on man. Nothing is legit.NOTHING.

Spanky said...

Just be prepared when you get fucked.

rbnlaw said...

Oh Spanks,
I've been fucked so many times, my cherry can be used as a taillight.

rbnlaw said...

I stole that from a friend's grandmother.

That's right. I said, "Grandmother."

rbnlaw said...

Can't wait until Josh looks up these comments in a couple of years.

karina said...

@rbnlaw I'm always eager to learn a lesson with you. No sweat, my pet!

I so need to watch Gregory's Girl.

rbnlaw said...

Just checked scores.

Was anyone playing defense in that AU/ARK game?

Last time there was that much scoring, there was 10 empty tequila bottles, 5 spent poppers, and a pile of underwear on the floor of my dorm room.

Alas, I was not there.

Spanky said...

I've been fucked around so much I bleed fucking hate. Except in a special case.

karina said...

spent poppers?

rbnlaw said...

Anyone else drinking?

Mr. Customer said...

That would be affirmative.

rbnlaw said...

amylnitrate. aka, Poppers.

Anesthesia. Used for naughty things.

rbnlaw said...

Goddamn, Mr. C.
The Red Sox need to beat the Toffies tomorrow.

I need to record that as well.

Mr. Customer said...

I hope they wear those fancy pink kits for extra humiliation. Fortunately they've been just as rancid as my Reds have this year.

rbnlaw said...

I really don't like the Pudlians outside of Torres, but the Toffies piss me off for some reason.

rbnlaw said...

Round 4 in full effect.

HATE HATE HATE HATE.

Here's to the demise of the Gnats.

rbnlaw said...

Fuck. I love my avi.

Mr. Customer said...

I'm not sure I care for them much at the moment either, rbn. Nowhere to go but up.

Right?

Right?!

(cries)

rbnlaw said...

Hi, we're the Florida Gators. We used to make people believe we're good.

rbnlaw said...

Chelsea can kiss my ass.


(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

 

Josh S. said...

While I still loathe the Giants, it warmed my heart to see Philly fans crushed.

That's why I might even be kinda sorta OK with Giants in 7 (shudders), if only for the delicious schadenfreude from the crowd reactions.

rbnlaw said...

I am not on your bandwagon, Josh.

Gee, I'm drunkish.

rbnlaw said...

ahionedfn;,n;akdfj;kn mepihsldnm, c;klAcml zxknjkns
slmnalckn;klnmz

rbnlaw said...

and truly, As one, one anus.

rbnlaw said...

RIP: Barbara Billingsly.

"You were a little rough on the Beaver last night, Ward."

rbnlaw said...

390

rbnlaw said...

391

rbnlaw said...

392

rbnlaw said...

393

rbnlaw said...

worthless comment

rbnlaw said...

Daddy like

rbnlaw said...

Fuck

rbnlaw said...

The

rbnlaw said...

Giants

rbnlaw said...

eternally

rbnlaw said...

400

«Oldest ‹Older   201 – 400 of 415   Newer› Newest»