ALCS Game 2: Yankees @ Rangers, 1p
Phil Hughes (Postseason 1-0, 0.00) vs. Colby Lewis (Postseason 0-0, 0.00).
NLCS Game 1: Giants @ Phillies, 4:30p
Tim Lincecum (Postseason 1-0, 0.00) vs. Roy Halladay (Postseason 1-0, 0.00).
COMMENTS: Wow. If you thought the Dodgers' epic collapse against the Yankees in June was bad, at least they didn't save it for Game 1 of the LCS. Up 5-1 last night, the Rangers' bullpen allowed five runs in the eighth and the Yankees won 6-5. The two teams go at it again today, but if the Rangers don't tie the series up, all the Cliff Lees in the world won't help them.
As for the ballyhooed NLCS pitching matchup, I'm going to break from conventional thinking and predict that Lincecum gets lit up this afternoon. No, not like that. Phillies take this one, 5-1.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 381 of 381OK the Rangers won. I better not push my luck with the next game. I am out for a while.
Good luck everyone - channel that hate to do good things
Fucking Ruiz.
@karen that sounds awesome! enjoy!
It's sooo hard to root for Shane Victorino
FUCK YOU PHILI
PLEASE NO PHILI love
I honestly don't give a shit who wins. I'm unhappy either way.
Hurricane Spanky alert.
Category Motherfucking 5
10 minutes
Uh oh, Spanky! I hope the dykes hold.
i've been banned from the tv by the gf. she's making me go see that horrible-looking 'life as we know it' movie instead. amazingly, it actually does sound less painful than watching the jints and frillies vie for the pennant. i'll be with you guys in spirit...hatin' all the way.
that josh duhamel d-bag kinda looks like cole hamels.
surly factor +29, though i do get some reese's peanut butter cups -3
Siddown Buster!!
Damn, EM, you sound like you have the boot of oppression on you. have some Junior Mints to bring the surly factor down!
Wait for it!
There goes the no hitter, Timmeh!!
Dusty: They're really jumping on Timmeh early, swinging away at the first pitch...
Mrs Dusty: ...yeah, to scare the little shitheel.
Wait for it!
I'm on the edge of my seat, Spank.
2 minute warning ladies and you sensitive lot. Best scroll over this bish quick.
*slams a tall can of Steel Reserve*
RT @mlbtraderumors
Dodgers, Lilly Close To Three Year Deal http://bit.ly/9UOSyv #mlb
"BURN DOWN CASTRO!" cracked me up.
I can only imagine the shitstorms on the interwebs this will spawn.
Ah Hell NO! EAT MY CACA CODY ROSS
Former Dodgers always come back to haunt
MDIL: WOw. Lincecum looked like a scared little bitch.
RT @dylanohernandez
Source: Ted Lilly has agreed to terms of a new deal with the #Dodgers. Physical scheduled for next week.
FUCK TED LILLY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU TIMMEH!
Cryin' Hawai'i in, just like Ron darling,
Did I scare everyone away? Is this not the main game of HATERPALOOZA. Where the fuck is everybody.
FUCK THE GNATS!
Fuck It. Family friendly. Bring on the fishes.
hateHateHATE
I had to go get some more beer.
C'mon Phillies!! Let's kick Timmeh's ass!!!
hateHateHATE
Y Jeters' mama tambien.
Lopes. Give me a fucking break. LOPEZ! ASSHOLE
Dre' would have done that.
Right.
gnats coming up. Let's get the HATE vibes flowing.
That Robbie Cano HR is still orbiting somewhere. Jesus, did you guys see that?
I wanna see Timmeh get hit in the face with a fastball.
There is your fucking ACE,Plashke!
Are you bringing some of that 1-4 smacktalk out now, Spanky? *swats harmless gnat away*
HIT HIM!
AAAWWWWW YYYEEAAHHHH! DB
Beat catch up on your reading, fool.ESG up in dis mutha!
*expectant name change coming up*
I am behind on my New Yorker reading now that you mention it, Spank. *peers through monocle*
I like cherry pop tarts with cherry frosting. Just saying.
Best change your name to Ragged Lil Bishes else you ain't speakin tha truf.
You don't even want to know what I've got, Biatch. I don't diss. I homage, G.
@Spanky--I've already broken into the pop tarts here. Brown Sugar Cinnamon at my house.
Wow. No hitter to THIS?
Sayeth Old Hoss Radbourn:
"Someone kindly tell T. McCarver that "the Tilt, the Dangle, and the Reach" will mean very different things once he gets to San Francisco."
Just don't break into the Ben and Jerry's yet, Karen.
PLEASE!
Can I break into the absinthe yet, Spanky?
Oh God, it's going to happen, isn't it?
@Spank--I don't think I'll be able too, this game is making me sick.
C'mon Phillies! Show some damn pride!
@ DB
Fuck That! I'm going to try to connect for some cocaine.
Karen, you gotta do what you gotta do,Homegirl.
I swear everything went down hill when I went for the fishes.
@Spank--I'm not hittin' the B&J's just yet. I think there's still some life in this Philly team.
Ex Dodger action. EAT L.A. CACA TIMMEH
C'mon Philly! Rub Timmeh's ugly face up in all your shit!!
@ Karen
Just tell me when you hit the B&J.Then I'll know to hit the J&B.
WEAR YOUR RETAINER, TIMMEH!!!
Epale everyone!
I can't believe the Phillies are losing.
I HATE THE GIANTS
Plastic Soul
Epale Karina!!
Help us harness the HATE!!
Strap my Fender up onto a Marshall and I'll play you a Hell of a rendition of GBA.
I will, Karen.
it's a shame I can't find solace on high sugar carbs :(
"Tim is kicking into a different gear"
Shut up McCarver
They should be going to right field with those swings.
cmon Phillies, why can't you beat my ex-boyfriend lookalike?
:(
Karen, you talked about CJ Wilson yesterday, I made a similar comment a few days ago but since either Meanie and you weren't around, it went unnoticed.
MY BOY IS WALKING!!!
Congratulations, Josh!
The force is strong on Luke :)
Congratulations Luke!!
@Karina--All 3 of us have fine taste in picking good looking men!!
That's awesome Josh!
Can Luke give some lessons to Rod Barajas?
Luke!
@ the ladies
Sideburns. Really!
Karen, anyone could argue my fine taste on men if I said I had a boyfriend who looks a lot like Timmah
Spanky, the sideburns are so sexy!
What a fool Brian Wilson is
By the way Karen, CJ Wilson has a brother who is verryyyy fine looking. I follow Wilson at Twitter and he tweeted about his brother participating in a Peta sponsored contest : the sexiest vegetarian". Saw the pictures and there's a chance his brother is slightly more good looking.
Spank--I am so totally with Karina, those sideburns are hot!!
@Karen for example, Joe Mauer
We're were you ladies back in 1994 when I was rocking dem motherfuckers.
I was hitting puberty in 1994, Spank
Karina--Joe Mauer is an excellent example
Spanky--I was lovin' them back in '94 too!
Buck and McCarver kissing gnat ass
I should have never shaved it off. Yes I had one sideburn and an earring on the other side. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
@Spanky teenage karina was into earrings ;)
Spanky--ONE sideburn and an earring? I'll bet you were something to see!
Thanx Karina. I feel so adult.
I didn't want you to feel "adult" Spank. Besides the golden age of men is their maturity and even beyond!
@ Karen
I cannot help it. Someone say's jump, I walk westward.
"If you make a mistake inside, it could be a home run."
Or a baby!
Figure of speech Karina. I will never be an adult
good decision, Spank.
Brian Wilson's beard irritates me.
Bring in Romo! Sergio or Tony.FAIL!
CHOOOOOOOCH!!!!
(vomits)
Absolut vodka up in this bish.
Where my homiez at?
Orel and I are watching this disaster together. In the same room where we watched the Mets-Dodgers playoff debacle of years past.
AJAX and Steel Reserve up in dis bish!
Why does everyone keep talking about the U.S. involvement in Iran during the Eisenhower administration?
Go Victorino!
(feels dirty)
FUCK YOU, PHILLIES. YOU FUCKING SUCK.
this is a Saturday night tragedy
At least the Rangers won.
GODFUCKINGDAMNITIAMGOINGTOTAKEITOUTOFYOUSTATLICKERMOTHERFUCKERS!
^STATLICKERMOTHERFUCKERS
What? No way. No fucking way.
I HATE THE FUCKING GIANTS.
I BLAME YOU, NED COLLETTI. GODDAMN YOU. GODDAMN YOU TO HELL.
shit.
Jeebus.
If we end up with the Gnats and the Yinks in the Super Series, I might swear off baseball for a year. . .or until the Dodgers trade for a front line starter, and the statlickers get off my man Scott Podendicksapopulous.
I mean Matt (Me and Rhi love the offseason) Kemp.
@Rbnlaw "Absolut, take me away" I'm going to put it as my bio in Twitter
@Mr LASF I love your way of seeing the glass half full. Besides, if the Rangers tied, why wouldn't the Phillies?
Yes, at least the rangers won...
Fuck this shit. I am calling in the artillery and I hope to see Y'all by Monday?
"I am calling in the artillery and I hope to see Y'all by Monday?"
Yes.
And what the hell with my half-team, The LONGFUCKINGHORNS? Lose to OK, beat NEB?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? UC FUCKING LA????????????
how'd that red and yellow team do?
@karina:
Me and you, hermana. How'd Milan do today?
We beat Cal, who beat the UCLA, who beat the Longhorns, who beat Nebraska.
So by proxy, USC beats UCLA, Texas, and Nebraska! Suck it, BCS!
(cries)
Never mind.
Looks like they beat the goats 3-1.
Ibramovich is having a tough time.
Goddamn SC. Always one-upping the good guys.
Holy fucking shit. It's only a quarter after 8 and most of you bishes have checked out? I'm going for round 3 of me vs. vodka.
I'm predicting vodka a winner by TKO.
Yes, good guys...
http://bit.ly/bj1haP
What? I'm just checking in!
Out for the heartbreak, but all in for the drinking.!
@Rbnlaw Milan won 3-1 to Chievo, couldn't watch the game because I was doing my IELTS mock test. I'm trying to keep up with everything. Had to go to a fashion show I didn't want to go and I have an awful cold.
In EXCELLENT news, Aguilas won Leones 6-2 in Caracas. They hadn't won in Caracas since 2007, so you have an idea Leones is the team I hate the most after Giants and Inter, for a tiny difference.
@MLASF:
Your point?
@rbnlaw Ibra seemed to have a good game. I recorded the game, I'll tell you when I can finally watch it.
"I think I'm going to go to Caracas."
"What, you mean, crazy?"
"No, Caracas, Venezuela."
#Gregory'sGirl
My point is that UCLA players are as dirty as USC players. Nobody's good, everybody's bad. It's how college sports work.
For the record:
The Bruins suck so bad, I can't imagine any agent paying players today.
@MLASF
I get ya. It's probably why I spend so much time watching my kids.
#FUCKAGENTS
@rbnlaw hahahaha but...what's Gregory's girl?
rbnlaw, are you saying that having kids is a way to avoid sports wrecks?
surliness-
skyfuckinghighandIgotsallnight
IAMTOTALLYPISSEDOFFATTHISMOMENTSOFUCKOFFALLYOUASSHOLESNOTTHESOSGPEEPSBUTTHESPANKYREALITYTOURPEEPS!
Yes. I totally agree with the sentiment expressed above.
OUASSHOLESNOTTHESOSGPEEPSBUTTHESPANKREALITYTOURPEEPS
@karina:
The things I have taught you.
Gregory's Girl:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082477/
Funny.
And yes. Being a strong parent watching your kids play sports can keep them within the limits. I want my kids to be wildly successful, but I will not sell their souls.
@MLASF
Othello Henderson had the best take on the whole situation.
Come on man. Nothing is legit.NOTHING.
Oh Spanks,
I've been fucked so many times, my cherry can be used as a taillight.
I stole that from a friend's grandmother.
That's right. I said, "Grandmother."
Can't wait until Josh looks up these comments in a couple of years.
@rbnlaw I'm always eager to learn a lesson with you. No sweat, my pet!
I so need to watch Gregory's Girl.
Just checked scores.
Was anyone playing defense in that AU/ARK game?
Last time there was that much scoring, there was 10 empty tequila bottles, 5 spent poppers, and a pile of underwear on the floor of my dorm room.
Alas, I was not there.
I've been fucked around so much I bleed fucking hate. Except in a special case.
spent poppers?
Anyone else drinking?
That would be affirmative.
amylnitrate. aka, Poppers.
Anesthesia. Used for naughty things.
Goddamn, Mr. C.
The Red Sox need to beat the Toffies tomorrow.
I need to record that as well.
I hope they wear those fancy pink kits for extra humiliation. Fortunately they've been just as rancid as my Reds have this year.
I really don't like the Pudlians outside of Torres, but the Toffies piss me off for some reason.
Round 4 in full effect.
HATE HATE HATE HATE.
Here's to the demise of the Gnats.
Fuck. I love my avi.
I'm not sure I care for them much at the moment either, rbn. Nowhere to go but up.
Right?
Right?!
(cries)
Hi, we're the Florida Gators. We used to make people believe we're good.
While I still loathe the Giants, it warmed my heart to see Philly fans crushed.
That's why I might even be kinda sorta OK with Giants in 7 (shudders), if only for the delicious schadenfreude from the crowd reactions.
I am not on your bandwagon, Josh.
Gee, I'm drunkish.
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and truly, As one, one anus.
RIP: Barbara Billingsly.
"You were a little rough on the Beaver last night, Ward."
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Daddy like
The
Giants
eternally
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respect to karina for the Urkel quote
It's like you're trying to win Smonk, Rbn!
So let me get this straight, it took the Giants one game to do something we couldn't do in 5?
Fuck I hate this season.
I have decided to root for the absolute worst possible outcome with the hope that suffering through the worst now means that better things will come later. I will take one for the team now if good things will happen down the road.
So what is the worst possible outcome? Giants sweeping the Yankees in the world series? Notre Dame beating Florida in the BCS Championship game? UConn beating Kansas in the NCAA tournament final? Patriots beating off midfield during the Super Bowl?
Waiting is an underrated movie
Fuck Y'all
No, fuck YOU, Spanky
That was only a joke, Spanky. I like you. I am just mad after a long day of terrible sports outcomes and booze
Relax,FB. I like that Fuck you shit. Everybody should know by now.
DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY
Good. Lord. What the hell happened in here?
ps- I saw that 9:18 PM comment re Chelsea, RBN! I'm watching you!
It was the vodka talking DB.
When do I get my sock monkey?
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