Saturday, October 23, 2010

NLCS Game 6 Thread: Giants @ Phillies, 5p

Jonathan Sanchez (0-1, 2.03) vs. Roy Oswalt (1-1, 3.29).

COMMENTS: Since I, SoSG Orel, was apparently fated to write this Game Thread, can we talk about fate for a minute? Were the Rangers fated to make their first World Series this year, or did they just manage to burn through the best of the AL East with talent and hard work? Are the Giants fated to return to the World Series for the second time in nine years, or do the Phillies have enough juice — which they had more than plenty of in 2008 and 2009, assholes — to make a comeback for the ages?

As we've discovered in our comments, you can lose years off your life rooting for a team not to win. Baseball just isn't as enjoyable when you're pulling for a negative outcome. But hell, everybody around here is half-happy that the Yankees are getting ready to hit the links, so what's another two Giants losses? Call it fate, or Phight — because I'm getting tired of rooting against the bad guys.

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Fred's Brim said...

FATEFATEFATE

and hate

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If there is any consolation for a sixth game, a Giants' victory would leave a lot of very sad Philly fans, and as much as I would hate to see the Giants celebrate, I would enjoy watching Phillie fans cry.

MeanieBreanie said...

¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ LETS GO PHILLIES ☆ LETS ★GO ¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤LETS GO PHILLIES ☆ LETS ★GO¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ LETS GO PHILLIES ☆ LETS ★GO¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ FUCK THE GIANTS ☆ LETS ★GO

MR. F said...

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

MegaGnatHata said...

FUCK THE GNATS!
FUCK THE GNATS!
FUCK THE GNATS!
FUCK THE GNATS!
FUCK THE GNATS!

HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE

MegaGnatHata said...

FUCK THE GNATS!

If you did not get it the first time.

David said...

I'm probably going to be very unpopular for saying this, but I want the Phillies to get their asses handed to them tonight. Eliminate them at home, I say! Make them suffer! Then, in the World Series, I will be content if the Rangers kick the Giants asses and win it in 4 or 5 games, so they can celebrate at home.

MegaGnatHata said...

FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS

Josh S. said...

Van Haten - OUH812

Steve Sax said...

@Josh S 4:36p: nice

Steve Sax said...

AC and I will be hanging out tonight but I don't think we can watch the game...you guys need to hold down the bar!

Just make sure no one goes thirsty.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(stool goes through window)

Not my fault.

MR. F said...

MRLASC,
What have we said about playing with feces?!?!

Spanky said...

hate
Hate
HATE

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That it's fun when others are held culpable?

Dusty Baker said...

You know the thing about fate? Rhymes with HATE.

Dusty Baker said...

Phillies fans showing their hate early.

Dusty Baker said...

Sittdown you little thong wearing bitch!

Spanky said...

Strike Pubey out, you fucking clown.

Dusty Baker said...

For record-keeping purposes, I'm up in dis bish.

Spanky said...

Haterade Time!

Dusty Baker said...

Oswalt is catching, Sarge?

karen said...

Epale Everyone!!

The Princess of Gnat Hate is here and really feeling it!

GO PHIWWIES

Spanky said...

Steel Reserve Baby!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spanky said...

Hey Princess of Gnat Hate!

Dusty Baker said...

Beer status: Sam Octoberfest just purchased from neighborhood Vons for only 10.99 a twelver.

Surly factor: already have offended whole household with rude, derisive comments about Gnats. Rest goes without saying.

MR. F said...

Good work, DB.

Dusty Baker said...

Suck on that you buncha dime-store whores!

Spanky said...

killKillKILL

karen said...

Trot your ass out there Righetti

Spanky said...

Hit a homerun you Bastard

Dusty Baker said...

Epale, Karen and F!

You old pile of shit Spank, how are you?

Spanky said...

What was that. His first hit.

Spanky said...

Eat CaCa,Dusty! HaHa

Spanky said...

2-0

Choke on that Pansies!

Dusty Baker said...

Just missed that HR. Gnats fans thought it was out by a mile.

MeanieBreanie said...

Epale Y'all
It's nice to join the party to see that Phiwy has the lead. Tonight's gonna be a good night!

Spanky said...

I didn't notice they dropped Vicki down the line-up.

Spanky said...

Hey Meanx.

Steve Sax said...

2-0 through 1!

MeanieBreanie said...

Hey Spankster, DB, Karen, Mr.F, FB, LASC, Saxy et al.
(hopes she didn't leave anyone out)

Dusty Baker said...

45

Spanky said...

I've already put this shit on mute.

Dusty Baker said...

MB up in dis bish!

Spanky said...

Must have butter in that glove

Steve Sax said...

uh oh.

Dusty Baker said...

MDIL has to leave in a minute. She makes me leave the sound on. Going on mute asap.

karen said...

Epale Ms. Breanie

You're right, this is going to be a good night

UJTD!!!!

Steve Sax said...

UJTD!!!

MeanieBreanie said...

@Karen
You left last night and weren't here to speak up for a sistah. I caught a rash of shit over our friend C.J. and Hamels for that matter.

Dusty Baker said...

Reminds me of Sax's "practice Renteria" line recently.

MeanieBreanie said...

But the line is really "I don't practice Santeria"

MeanieBreanie said...

That didn't come out the way I meant it. Renteria/Santeria it's all the same.

Dusty Baker said...

I got that MB. Just didn't want to take time to type the whole line. Need more ti e to hate Hate HATE.

MeanieBreanie said...

Those last two posts just prove I need a drink. Oh the choices to make. What's tonight's special at the SoSG bar?

Spanky said...

Relax Y'all

Spanky said...

Where's that troll MOFO that wanted the Gnats to win?

Spanky said...

Steel Reserve back up in dis bish.

Spanky said...

You suck, Rollins.

Dusty Baker said...

Octoberfest on special - need to move it to make way for seasonal/holiday beer on the SoSG taps.

Dusty Baker said...

Also there are some Halloween-themed cocktails available.

MeanieBreanie said...

Since I'm doing laundry and actually have to knock out a little work while watching the game Patron was ruled out. Migration Pinot Noir it is :~)

Spanky said...

Where are we? Frisco.

Spanky said...
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Spanky said...

UTLEY. YOU FUCKING SUCK!

MeanieBreanie said...

Spank you are totally on your own. I can't even believe you would ask me that.

Spanky said...

That would have been a hell of a catch.

Spanky said...

It was rather disgusting. Both my comment and the Gnats scoring.

MeanieBreanie said...

Phiwy is imploding 2-2 tie game.

Fred's Brim said...

Crap. I just tuned in for this. I need to turn this off and now.

Orel said...

Chase Utley is as useless as tits on a bull.

NicJ said...

is it just me or does it seem like the giants are being given a lot of games rather than winning them?

but i guess winning is all that matters.

Orel said...

Leadoff walk!

Dusty Baker said...

FB were you talking about this thread or the game?

NicJ said...

ouch

NicJ said...

FIGHT!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Fight fight fight fight!

Spanky said...

killKillKILL

Orel said...

IT IS ON

NicJ said...

rooting for suspensions!!

Orel said...

Oh look, a mixer!

NicJ said...

both shall be disqualified for poor sportsmanship.


Texas is declared the winner.

Dusty Baker said...

Utley did nothing wrong. I want to see these Sam Fransissies crushed more than ever if that's possible.

karen said...

Meanie--I'm so sorry I didn't have your back last night. I was having problems with my computer and just gave up.

WTF happened? I took my daughter to work and come back and it's 2-2??

MeanieBreanie said...

Karen - Phiwy imploding. You just missed a bench clearing brawl as well. Sanchez got his panties in a wad after hitting Utley. He is now out of the game.

Spanky said...

I'm sorry, Meanie. It won't happen again.

Orel said...

Two on, no out. Better score here, Phillies.

Orel said...

Howard looks primed for an RBI or three here.

Dusty Baker said...

Karen- moral of the story is not to give anyone a ride to work. Now this is all on your shoulders.

And on Josh's.

Orel said...

oh, and drink of choice: Stella

Orel said...

Dammit, Howard!

Dusty Baker said...

Howard should just try to swing his nose at the ball.

Dusty Baker said...

Since last night I have been craving some port, thanksnto Orel's comment. Is it port season yet?

Orel said...

Nothing like a fresh portberry.

Orel said...

Dammit Werth!

MeanieBreanie said...

DB - it's always port season although I think of it as an after dinner treat. If you ever see MB or any of her friends smoke a cigar with it, you will know we are all more than three sheets to the wind.

Orel said...

Phillies suck

NicJ said...

feels like im watching the dodgers.

Josh S. said...

Phuckin' Phillies Phail.

Orel said...

If Phillies make it to the WS, Rangers will beat them. If Giants make it, I'm not so sure who would win.

MeanieBreanie said...

And that really about sums it up.

Josh S. said...

HBPs in this series are the best thing ever. It means one side's pitcher is struggling and the other side's batter is in pain.

VIVA HATE!

Why do you come here?
And why do you hang around?

Spanky said...

Fucking Werth!

MeanieBreanie said...

Great catch from Werth!

NicJ said...

if werth were still a dodger he would need a leg amputation right now.

Orel said...

Werth makes a rugged catch!

karen said...

It's official. I've broken out the Xanax and the Ben&Jerry's.

karen said...

It's official. I've broken out the Xanax and the Ben&Jerry's.

Josh S. said...

Note to self: See if my Vons has that Sam Adams Octoberfest deal.

MeanieBreanie said...

Philly redeem thyself. It's time to get some runs.

Mr. Customer said...

hatehateHATE

Oh, hi everybody.

Josh S. said...

Hate, Mr C!

Spanky said...

YOU SUCK,RAUL!

Spanky said...

Where the fuck is Madison?

Mr. Customer said...

If the Phils aren't scoring against Jeremy Effing Affeldt, the situation is cause for concern.

Spanky said...

The Crowd lost it's surliness.

MeanieBreanie said...

Welcome Mr. C
It's definitely cause for concern.

MR. F said...

Agreed.

Orel said...

@Karen "It's official. I've broken out the Xanax and the Ben&Jerry's."

That would explain your contented smile.

Spanky said...

I am sensing a lack of HATE.

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

MR. F said...

Oswalt does not inspire confidence right now. I wonder if using him from the pen has affected him.

Spanky said...

FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS
FUCK THE GNATS

Orel said...

Oswalt did not bring his "A" game tonight.

Spanky said...

Throw a strike,Man.

MR. F said...

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE

Spanky said...

STRIKE PUBEY OUT FUCKER!

MR. F said...

FUCK YOU OYSTER PUBES!

HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

I'm the asshole who paints fox on my face.

FUCK YOU PUBEY!

Orel said...

The hate is flowing tonight.

Spanky said...

@ Orel

Not by many.

Orel said...

Rally!

Spanky said...

Here we go.


HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE

Spanky said...

Here comes Howard. Strike Out!

Orel said...

Bumgarner looks like Pettitte.

MR. F said...

FUCKKKKKKKK

Orel said...

SHANE VICTORINO YOU SUck

MR. F said...

FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS FUCK YOU CODY ROSS

Spanky said...

How come they can't get this fuck out?

Orel said...

Freakin Cody Bonds. Unbelievable.

Orel said...

Time to pull Oswalt.

Orel said...

STOP SUckING PHILLY

Spanky said...

Fuck Yeah!

NicJ said...

UJTD!!

Orel said...

Utley finally comes in handy!

Josh S. said...

I've broken out the Vietnamese food and qualudes.

Spanky said...

Score some runs DAMMIT!

Josh S. said...

UJTD= Ut Jumps the Devil, in this case.

Spanky said...

hateHateHATE

Mr. Customer said...

If you waste this one…

Spanky said...

Phuk

NicJ said...

WP please.

Spanky said...

That was no good.

Mr. Customer said...

USELESS!

Orel said...

Totally useless! Phillies suck!

Orel said...

This game is kind of tense.

Spanky said...

FUCK!

MeanieBreanie said...

Take some Xanax and it won't be.

NicJ said...

they are pitching to get to posey?!

WTF!?

Orel said...

Walk Huff and pitch to Posey? Makes no sense.

Orel said...

This is not going to end well.

Spanky said...

I took a Vicodin earlier and it didn't help.

karina said...

Epale everyone!

just coming back home!

Aguilas won and I really believe you can pull this win, Phillies.

(feels dirty)

MeanieBreanie said...

Epale Karina, glad you're here.

NicJ said...

Meh, WTF do i know.

Spanky said...

Stage Styles

Orel said...

Epale, Karina! Just in time to see the Phillies win!

Spanky said...

Hey Karina

karen said...

These are the money innings Philly.

Fuck these gnats in their fat asses.

Once again, I apologize for my filthy mouth. I promise you it can't be helped

Orel said...

Desperate times call for filthy mouths.

Spanky said...

Keep bringing the HATE, Karen.

Orel said...

this is torture

Spanky said...

Phili can't do a damn thing.

Spanky said...

Fucking Howard. Hit the fucking ball Dipshit.

Orel said...

shit

Spanky said...

Do what you have to do to bring the Gnats down,Peeps. Superstitions,Voodoo, Whateva.

Spanky said...

Here comes this Amish fuck.

BEAN THIS ASSHOLE!

Orel said...

Why does it seem like Cody Ross is up every inning?

Spanky said...

FFFFUUUUCCCKKK!

Orel said...

SHIT

Mr. Customer said...

FUCK THAT GUY!

MeanieBreanie said...

MOTHERFUCKER! It looks like Philly can kiss this one goodbye.

Spanky said...

Fuck Timmeh. It's about time this fuck fails. Bring that shit.

Orel said...

Philly doesn't deserve this.

Josh S. said...

It's like the Phillies bathed in Dodger failsauce.

karina said...

I'm writing a very important email right now and I just got out of concentration.

I need permission to curse, I need to feel it's all right. See, I never curse :(

Dusty Baker said...

Too full of hate to type.

karina said...

IT AIN'T OVER 'TILL IT'S OVER and the Phillies can come back.

MeanieBreanie said...

Karina, go for it. Karen and I have been letting it rip. Sometimes you just gotta let it go.

Orel said...

I hear Dodger failsauce goes well with Dodger Dogs.

Mr. Customer said...

Let if fly, K. If there were ever an occasion, this is it.

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU TIMMEH! YOU ARE GOING FUCKING DOWN HIPPIE MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT CHOKE ON A WASHINGTON APPLE!

Orel said...

STOP SWINGING AT SHIT

MR. F said...

A belated "fuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"

MR. F said...

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

Josh S. said...

Hate the score, love the closeups of anguished fans.

Orel said...

Single!

Dusty Baker said...

My hate grows strong. I could tAke out a little robot flying thingy with a light saber while wearing a blinding helmet.

NicJ said...

LET THE EXPLETIVES FLY!!!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Wash yer hair, Timmeh!

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