Jonathan Sanchez (0-1, 2.03) vs. Roy Oswalt (1-1, 3.29).
COMMENTS: Since I, SoSG Orel, was apparently fated to write this Game Thread, can we talk about fate for a minute? Were the Rangers fated to make their first World Series this year, or did they just manage to burn through the best of the AL East with talent and hard work? Are the Giants fated to return to the World Series for the second time in nine years, or do the Phillies have enough juice — which they had more than plenty of in 2008 and 2009, assholes — to make a comeback for the ages?
As we've discovered in our comments, you can lose years off your life rooting for a team not to win. Baseball just isn't as enjoyable when you're pulling for a negative outcome. But hell, everybody around here is half-happy that the Yankees are getting ready to hit the links, so what's another two Giants losses? Call it fate, or Phight — because I'm getting tired of rooting against the bad guys.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 331 of 331Blow out yer arm, Timmeh!
GO GO GO
SIngle!
They won't score. They've been doing this shit all night.
Put in Romo!
Note that the Timmeh comment was #200.
Wilson for five outs???
White Bad News Brown coming in.
C'mon Rooeez. Haunt somebody else for a change.
he's the baddest man in the whole damn town.
BWME please
LOSE MOTHERFUCKING GIANTS!
I hate the fucking Giants.
There. I said it.
YAYYYYY KARINA
you have to be fucking kidding me.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK
I fucking hate you fucking flying Hawaiian :(
@Karina
YOUR JOURNEY TO THE DARK SIDE IS COMPLETE!!!!!
KARINA IN DA HIZZOUSE,Y'ALL!
Hope you're feeling better Karina. I'm not :(
WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE TRULY A FAT PANAMANIAN BUZZKILL, ROOEEZ!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!
THE FUCKING DAM HAS BURST!
this is why you always root against the giants.
detest Detest DETEST these cock loving bastards!
HATEHATE HATEFATEHATE!!!!
This is the Giants' year. Nothing we can do about it.
FUCK
Exactly Nic.
Karina: One of us!
I didn't think it was possible, but if the Jints win this, I'll hate BOTH of these teams more than I already do.
Phillies should be as embarrassed as the Yankees.
This season has been a goddamn travesty. At least the Yankees are toast. That counts for something.
Hopefully it's the Rangers' year, Orel.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCK IT TORRES!!!
FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!
hateHateHATE
killKillKILL
If the Giants win the series let's hope that Texas will put away these fuckers. I think they have it within them.
GO RANGERS!
The gints fans were insufferable with being perennial losers.
what now?
PLEASE MEANIE PUT YOUR DOG BACK UP AS YOUR AVATAR.ITS A SUPERSTITION THING. I AM BEGGING YOU!
No problem, Lidge — just induce a 3-4 DP.
Somebody send those karina f-bombs to the Smithsonian Interwebs Museum!
(That's a thing, right?)
Nice catch, douchebag fan!
Nikita back in dis bish!
Can that Phillies fan play for the Dodgers? would you mind to take a look, Mr White?
:(
Brad Lidge's backne!
It is now, Josh!
STRIKE OUT TOO! YES. THANX
If Wilson gets a hit here...
Don't fuck this up ,ASSHOLE. STRIKE HIM OUT!
I left rice in the rice cooker too long and a bunch of mold started growing.
But that shit is delectable compared to Brian Wilson's beard. Fuck. I just lost my appetite.
Okay, here we go. Last chance to NOT FUCK UP, Phillies.
Howard should have tripped Wilson on his way to first.
Rancho unholyendo...
Yum, Mr. F.
I am pretty sure that rice was grown in that beard,Mr.F.
Whew.
I think swinging the bat messed up Wilson's throwing arm there.
Is Wilson so daft that he actually thinks that thing looks good? Apparently so.
Woman repellent
Gold Digger allure
kings hat trick!
FUCK
Ugh. 1 out.
"I left rice in the rice cooker too long and a bunch of mold started growing.
But that shit is delectable compared to Brian Wilson's beard"
What a line!
One down, shit.
I am going to lose my fucking mind
@Meanie,
It's SF. They're into weird shit here...
Remember when Rollins killed us last year? Let's see that shit again.
Full Countiendo
I am fucking pacing now
One on, one out!
Alright. Something to work with.
Hot Phillies fan alert!
HATEHATEHATE
Send Rollins here?
FUCK. 2 outs.
FUCK
HELLS NO!
Fuck.
Chase Utley. Perfect.
Come on, homeboy. Walkoff HR right here.
Dustys' boy.
FUCK!
Dyin' here.
TWO ON TWO OUT
You Beautiful Fucker, Please come through.
Swing with your nostrils RyHo!
Come on Howard! It's up to you.
Ryan Howard. Game over.
(Not in a good way.)
If I didn't hate these bastards so much, this would be a great fucking game of baseball.
Werth on deck
I can't take this shit!
I hate this game.
Full count. Tense.
Too nervous to drink.
OH THE HUMANITY!!
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!
Fuck.
That.
FUCK YOU PHILLIES. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.
Channel Changed
I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING WANNABE HIPSTER, it's a shame you share the name of a great musician.
this on-field celebration is nauseating.
Sorry for my French :(
Tejas, if you don't beat these insufferable douche bags, I will personally beat each and every one of you senseless with a week-old herring.
im still watching hoping to see someone turn an ankle in the celebration.
TV: off.
I just have to say something: this could be way much worse but tonight, I have some protection.
*sulks*
dont tell me Cody Ross is going to be the NLCS MVP.
FUCK THE PADRES!!!
Unfuckingbelievable! Even if the Phillies can pull it off they really don't deserve to win.
FUCK THE GIANTS/PHILLIES
GO RANGERS!
I won't give the Trollers the satisfaction.
FUCK YOUR FUCKING PANSY GNATS! THEY STILL HAVE NOT WON SHIT!
At the very least, this Sophie's choice of a series is over. Have some hate for the road, Philly. You pricks.
phillies screw us again.
you have a point there, Josh. I'd wish I could say the same but as practicing catholic, raised by "Padres", my lips can't say that.
The Giants don't deserve I commit such heresy.
The Rangers are going to murder these fools.
its a good thing good hitting beats good pitching.
lets hope the AL continues to show its dominance.
I agree. A little "Go fuck yourself, San Diego," is probably in order.
I did not care for that.
^correction
If the Phillies could have pulled it off. (I'm so upset I'm still speaking in present tense). Karen can you please pass the Xanax?
God damn it, why couldn't the NL have lost the ASG like every other year since the dawn of time.
So Oklahoma lost. I guess USC will be playing the undisputed #1 next week.
#changingsubjects
EK on the postgame show looks a little pissed.
still a dodger.
It could be worse. At least it's not gonna Yankees vs Giants. Talk about Sophie's choice.
Fuck You, Mr.C. I forgot about that shit.
@EK
Couldn't agree more.
FUCK FUCK FUCK. WHY COULDN'T BROXTON BLOW THE ALL-STAR GAME?
I'm hitting the booze.
'Nuff Said
Click here.
MLASC - go Ducks!
Pseudo-PGT up.
Karina--I know I'm late here but I'm just so fucking proud of you. You finally fucking expressed yourself the way you really fucking feel about the fucking gnats!!!
I do not want to hear from Mitch Pileggi.
oh my god
Ross did win the NLCS MVP!!!
Fucking Karen
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