Thursday, October 21, 2010

NLCS Game 5 Thread: Phillies @ Giants, 5p

The 2010 Phillies.

Roy Halladay (1-1, 2.25) vs Tim Lincecum (2-0, 1.69).

COMMENTS: The Giants are heading to the World Series. Right now everything is going right for them — homegrown players (Lincecum, Posey) are hot, acquisitions (Ross) are hot, Bochy is making all the right decisions. Bonds is gone (except for pre-game ceremonies), so they don't have a villain on the team. Even Sandoval is heating up. I guess it's not how you start, but how you finish. Right, Padres?

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Mr. Customer said...

hatehateHATE!

Josh S. said...

Those clowns on the Phillies did it again. What. a. bunch. of. clowns.

Spanky said...

Let's have a crackerjack of a game,Folks.

Beat the Giants
Beat the Giants


*pukes*
*shoots self*

karina said...

In Doc I trust.

Epale everyone!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DIE DIE DIE

Mr. Customer said...

Let me be the first in the GT to say it:

Wash yer hair, Timmeh!

MR. F said...

For fuck's sake, win the game Philadelphia.

MR. F said...

Epale Karina!

Dusty Baker said...

Is this where all the HATE is?

Mr. Customer said...

*checks pockets*

Yup, chock full o' hate.

Dusty Baker said...

Let me be the second, and probably not the last, in the GT to say it:

Wash yer hair, Timmeh!

Josh S. said...

ME-TE-OR!
ME-TE-OR!
ME-TE-OR!

el montanero said...

but, but, but...doctober? last night's game sucked all the fun out of my first kings game of the year. kings won, yet i was just going through the motions after seeing last night's score. fuckers.

and they're gonna win the fucking world series. i know because the universe hates me and my teams, and i had the same sickening feeling when the ducks won the stanley cup.

Spanky said...

HATEx3

Josh S. said...

I still think one of us needs to deck a random member of the Padres organization for letting it come to this.

Orel said...

Spanky is an efficient hater.

MR. F said...

DON'T STOP HATING!!!!!

Orel said...

HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!!!!!

Mr. Customer said...

I didn't think it was possible, but if the Phils lose, my level of hatred for them will increase exponentially.

Mr. Customer said...

@Josh

Oooh! I got dibs on Eckstein!

Spanky said...

@ El Monta

Use capital letters in beginning of sentences. Thank you.

el montanero said...

eckstein takes his punches with a lot of grit, though.

Josh S. said...

That's true. Writers would just respect him more.

Unless he cried like a bitch.

Mr. Customer said...

I'm willing to ambush his ass on a gravel road if he's in to grit.

Spanky said...

Hatred Rising

Dusty Baker said...

EM said "the universe hates me and my teams"

I know; I feel like we're the celestial victims here. Is this some cruel prank? Are we in an experiment?

*slumps into a twitching, paranoid hump*

Mr. Customer said...

Yeah, I want out of the total perspective vortex already.

rbnlaw said...

Nice try DB, we all know you support Chelsea. Not all is lost in your universe.

Now, me on the other hand. . .Dodgers? UCLA? Arsenal? The BCS? (Los Angeles) Rams?

As Johnny Thunders said, "I was born to lose."

Arsenal is my only hope.

And then there's this:

HATE HATE HATE HATE. Fucking Gnats. Suck a left one (universal for men and wimmen, IMHO).

karen said...

It's drizzling in Frisco. Probably the closet Timmeh's been to a hair wash in weeks.

Epale Everyone!

Dusty Baker said...

Fair enough, RBN!

I guess there is the technicality that I support Chelsea (CHAMPIONS!) and Lakers (TWO TIME DEFENDING CHAMPIONS!).

Still, I want more.

Dusty Baker said...

Nice Timmeh comment, Karen! Someone should just throw some Heah and Shoulders toward the dugout and see if it clings to his nappy head.

Steve Sax said...

if it's drizzling in frisco, how can timmah possibly light up?

MR. F said...

Karen are you in Frisco?

Mr. Customer said...

(cries)

karen said...

MrF--Joe Suck just said there was a light rain that was supposed to pass.

MR. F said...

Ah. I thought I was a little less alone up in this hell.

Spanky said...

HATEx3

Mr. Customer said...

Commencing commute. Be back in a flash (relatively speaking) to dredge up more HATE.

Spanky said...

I don't like the vibe I'm getting in here. Haterade time.

Spanky said...

Come on Hallamutt. Fucking asshole. get your shit together.

Spanky said...

Howard snares it with his nose.

karen said...

Great play RyHo!!

Spanky said...

Fucking idiot Utley

Spanky said...

1-0 Gnats



*reloads gun*

MR. F said...

FUCK YOU UTLEY

Dusty Baker said...

"Howard snares it with his nose."

I can't watch the game right now, but phrases like this help let me know where the game as headed.

MR. F said...

I apologize to Karina for all my swearing of late. The hate is consuming me.

Spanky said...

Embrace the HATE

FUCK YOU TIMMEH

MR. F said...

I didn't say being consumed by hate was a bad thing.

HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

HATEx3

karen said...

C'mon people!! Let's harness the HATRED FROM HELL and channel those vibes to Frisco. Phiwwie obviously can't do it by themselves

Dusty Baker said...

*sacrifices goat*

Spanky said...

I am going to use every trick in my mojo book to bring the fucking Gnats down.

MR. F said...

Karen is right. I don't care if we all become more machine than men (and women). If we need to become twisted and evil for the Giants to lose, then that's what's gonna happen.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

GO TO HELL DUNG FUCK PANSY EAT ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN AND CHOKE ON A BONE

Spanky said...

Fuck the harness Karen. I'm unleashing The HATRED FROM HELL

rbnlaw said...

Used to be a Joe could always get togged to the bricks for a jolly up in this town, even if he was a cement mixer. But these days, every night's in the cave with a platter and a glass of dog soup, patting his alderman like some wheat lunger.

I don't know what that means, but it sounds funny.


HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Stoopid phucking Phillies. WTF?

karen said...

I'm visualizing the fucking gnats burning in the purgatory of their own making

*Pardon my potty mouth*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I dislike these two competing teams.

rbnlaw said...

I sense a disturbance in the Hate.

Sorry, it was just gas.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If I see another tweet from Jon Heyman about his precious Chooch I will be under his bed tonight.

Dusty Baker said...

Come on, Phiwwies! Tear tha ruuf this sucka!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

YOU BASTARDS FUCKING SUCK

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I refer to umps.

Spanky said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djKZDi0GkgM


Bring the HATRED, Y'all!

Spanky said...

EAT SHIT GNATS

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

TAKE THAT, VOODOO MAGIC!!!

karen said...

The baseball gods are Phillie fans tonite

MR. F said...

YES!!!!!

MR. F said...

KEEP THE HATE FLOWING!!!!!!

Spanky said...

Don't take no shit from Timmeh ,Domingo Polanco Placebo

Orel said...

Both teams flashing their incompetence tonight.

Orel said...

Plonko RBI! 3-1 Phils.

Spanky said...

Vicki Scores

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Another overhyped pitching matchup falls short.

Orel said...

THIS is the Phillies team we're used to seeing.

Spanky said...

That double play is fucking killing me at this moment

MR. F said...

Utley contributes? Good sign.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Mr. Customer said...

Go, marginally less hated team!

Spanky said...

Fucking Howard. Just sneeze and ball will go splash in the cove from all the pressure.

Spanky said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Orel said...

Phils should have done more damage there. If only Halladay had run to first.

Dusty Baker said...

Wash yer fuckin hair already you shaggy little girl!

MR. F said...

Yeah seriously.

KEEP HATING!!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Is there an equivalent Phils Sons? We need to join forces with them, if so.

Mr. Customer said...

Now, hold a lead, god damn you!

Orel said...

The Phillies really are the Keystone Kops.

Dusty Baker said...

Throw at some bishes already!

Spanky said...

No way, Dusty. No FUCKING way.

Dusty Baker said...

What's over/under on how many points UCLA gives up tonight?

karen said...

Utley almost threw that one away. WTF??

Spanky said...

Yah Dusty. WTF is up with your homeboyz crazy arm?

Dusty Baker said...

This is not new for Utley.

Orel said...

Rollins fouls off ball four.

Spanky said...

Crazy glue that fucker

Dusty Baker said...

That Phiwwy half of the inning took less time than it took me to get another cup of coffee and to yell at my secretary.

MR. F said...

I really fucking hate Pat Burrell.

Orel said...

Can we get the Roy Halladay who threw the no-no, please?

Orel said...

I WILL NOT THROW CODY ROSS INSIDE FASTBALLS
I WILL NOT THROW CODY ROSS INSIDE FASTBALLS
I WILL NOT THROW CODY ROSS INSIDE FASTBALLS

Orel said...

Beard gun!

MR. F said...

I really hate this fucking team.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Orel said...

That was a beauty of a throw by Werth.

karen said...

YES!! Throw that MOFO Ross out!!!!

MR. F said...

That's right. Fuck you Giants!

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

Wha Happened? Did they score?

Dusty Baker said...

I want to punch a nun.

MR. F said...

Back-to-back doubles by Fucking Burrell and Fucking Ross. Then Fucking Ross got thrown out by Werth trying to tag up on a fly out by Kung Fuck Pandouche.

MR. F said...

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

Right on Mr. Fucking F

MeanieBreanie said...

Epale Y'all
It looks like it's a close one going on. Come on Phiwy, swat those friggin Gnats.

Spanky said...

Fucking Howard

Orel said...

Is Ryan Howard wearing oven mitts?

Spanky said...

Hey Meanxie

MeanieBreanie said...

If Philly keeps playing like this they are going to give this game away.

Hello Spankster, what's with the x in the name? I noticed you did that earlier.

MR. F said...

I believe he's going for the "Minx" pun.

MeanieBreanie said...

Thx Mr. F, I can be rather slow at times.

Spanky said...

Your killing me Phuckers.

Spanky said...

Mr. F gets it.

MR. F said...

I'm sensing a lack of hate the last few minutes.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU HOWARD!

karen said...

Hi Meanie--How's it going? This game is making my tummy sick.

Spanky said...

Doing my laundry Mr. F. But i was HATING on the neighbors when i was out there.

MeanieBreanie said...

The HATE is deep within, it's just not coming out. You all are going to have to pick up the slack. The nazi death camp instructor at cardio bag took everything out of me tonight.

@Karen
Would be better if Philly were pounding these fuckers. Hopefully the tide will turn and everyone will be feeling beter.

Spanky said...

BEAN THIS MOFO INTO A COMA

karen said...

Spanky--You must have very good natured neighbors, what with your hating on them and running around nekked with a fish =)

Fred's Brim said...

goddamn ump squeezing us

us?
them?
hate!

Spanky said...

They have no choice Karen. I squeeze them for rent.

karen said...

Why couldn't Doc just let one fly and hit that fucker OP right between the eyes??

Spanky said...

That was a fucking joke Karen.

Spanky said...

hateHateHATE

Spanky said...

Bye,Bye Amish motherfucker

Orel said...

This is the first time Cody Ross has struck out. In his entire career.

karen said...

A Cody Ross K sure feels good

Fred's Brim said...

Cody Lattimer Ross, sit the crap down

MR. F said...

Looks like that pitch... CRossed him up.



YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You forgot to take off your sunglasses!

Spanky said...

Fuck the puto, I mean Panda

Fred's Brim said...

Mike Fontenot looks like the bass player for a Phish cover band

Fred's Brim said...

Is Uribe wearing Spanx?

Spanky said...

Go to Mutt Cutts Timmeh!

MeanieBreanie said...

No FB it's most likely Yummie Tummie

MR. F said...

That's right. Fuck U-ribe.

Fred's Brim said...

*FB learns something*

I think he needs to wear 2-3 more!

Fred's Brim said...

he could probably use a Tiddy Bear too

Fred's Brim said...

Nice pickup, Theriot

(sobs)

MeanieBreanie said...

FB - I was just going to say that Yummie Tummie also makes tops. He can harness those man tits in.

Fred's Brim said...

*shudders*

Fred's Brim said...

Ibanez, do something you scrub!

Spanky said...

Urttees

Fred's Brim said...

you are a bum, Ibanez. You may as well retire now



so the Dodgers don't sign you in a year

Spanky said...

Fuck YOU RAUL!

MeanieBreanie said...

Jroll stealing those bases!

Fred's Brim said...

way to set up the double play, Chooooooch

MR. F said...

GOOD JOB J-ROLL! NOW GET HOME!

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Spanky said...

Panda swept at Rollins like he was a piece of ham

Orel said...

Ross Gload will save us all!

Fred's Brim said...

*shakes head*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I thought you were kidding, FB.

(cries)

Spanky said...

SHIT!

Fred's Brim said...

Ross Gload will shave us all
of years from our life

Orel said...

Everything going the Giants' way. They're going to win this one.

MeanieBreanie said...

MOTHERFUCKER!
(ever such the lady)

Fred's Brim said...

what
the
christ?

Spanky said...

WTF is this disaster

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I see the Giants did one of those "Let a Random Fan Sing GBA" contests.

MeanieBreanie said...

Is that really a woman?

karen said...

What the hell is that singing GBA?? Typical for NoCal

Fred's Brim said...

fuck you San Francisco, fuck you with all the power of the oceans and volcanoes and hate that is in this room

Spanky said...

She is wearing a huge christmas ornament on her head

Josh S. said...

@___@

Fred's Brim said...

even VaGiants fans can't be proud of that

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I haven't seen a hat that big since Elke Sommer's hot tub party!

Fred's Brim said...

*looks up Elke Sommer*

she had no trouble getting naked for a lady from a different time, did she?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nuts to Dodgertown, that hat has its own zip code.

Fred's Brim said...

there was a village of hipster midgets living in that thing

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Checked MCC to see what they had to say regarding MegaHat, and I saw they've title their threads "Beat PhiLAdelphia."

They have an unhealthy obsession.

Mr. Customer said...

This shit is killing me.

Fred's Brim said...

that's why we hate

Fred's Brim said...

hmmmmmm

Fred's Brim said...

James, that was your ball

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dammit Rollins, that was two inches away, the least you could have done was dive.

Spanky said...

Ultra-Mega Hat still in my mind

Fred's Brim said...

The Phillies seem like they are just waiting to lose this game. They arent sure how it's gonna happen, but they know it will

Spanky said...

HATEHATEHATE

Mr. Customer said...

Oh, and wash yer hair when you hit the showers, Timmeh!

Fred's Brim said...

I think Ultra-Mega Hat was what the kid was staring into in the St Elsewhere finale

Fred's Brim said...

Nice play, Enrico

Fred's Brim said...

Rivera might be the oldest person to eat at Taco Bell

Spanky said...

Impressive FB. Most Impressive fucker

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I think Ultraman fought that hat once.

Fred's Brim said...

are those empty seats out there in the upperdeck outfield? What the hell?

Spanky said...

I think that hat was in Independance Day hovering over L.A.

Fred's Brim said...

rewind to the NFL graphic and look on the left side of the screen

karen said...

"Beat PhiLAdelphia" No wonder I become a stark raving maniac when it comes to gnat fans. Normally, I'm a lovely lady, but I lose my fucking mind when it comes to this team of fucks.

Fred's Brim said...

I think Legoland is one of the five boroughs of that hat

Orel said...

Rudolf Utleyev!

karina said...

Good, Utley

(feels dirty)

Fred's Brim said...

Preach on, Sister!

karina said...

Mr LASCzar: I have to say, that as always, I love your avatar!

Hello Karen and Meaniebreanie!

Fred's Brim said...

I want that Jackass hand to level Pat Burrell while he is carrying a tray of hot coffee

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