Roy Halladay (1-1, 2.25) vs Tim Lincecum (2-0, 1.69).
COMMENTS: The Giants are heading to the World Series. Right now everything is going right for them — homegrown players (Lincecum, Posey) are hot, acquisitions (Ross) are hot, Bochy is making all the right decisions. Bonds is gone (except for pre-game ceremonies), so they don't have a villain on the team. Even Sandoval is heating up. I guess it's not how you start, but how you finish. Right, Padres?
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Those clowns on the Phillies did it again. What. a. bunch. of. clowns.
Let's have a crackerjack of a game,Folks.
Beat the Giants
Beat the Giants
*pukes*
*shoots self*
In Doc I trust.
Epale everyone!
DIE DIE DIE
Let me be the first in the GT to say it:
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!
For fuck's sake, win the game Philadelphia.
Epale Karina!
Is this where all the HATE is?
*checks pockets*
Yup, chock full o' hate.
Let me be the second, and probably not the last, in the GT to say it:
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!
ME-TE-OR!
ME-TE-OR!
ME-TE-OR!
but, but, but...doctober? last night's game sucked all the fun out of my first kings game of the year. kings won, yet i was just going through the motions after seeing last night's score. fuckers.
and they're gonna win the fucking world series. i know because the universe hates me and my teams, and i had the same sickening feeling when the ducks won the stanley cup.
HATEx3
I still think one of us needs to deck a random member of the Padres organization for letting it come to this.
Spanky is an efficient hater.
DON'T STOP HATING!!!!!
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!!!!!
I didn't think it was possible, but if the Phils lose, my level of hatred for them will increase exponentially.
@Josh
Oooh! I got dibs on Eckstein!
@ El Monta
Use capital letters in beginning of sentences. Thank you.
eckstein takes his punches with a lot of grit, though.
That's true. Writers would just respect him more.
Unless he cried like a bitch.
I'm willing to ambush his ass on a gravel road if he's in to grit.
Hatred Rising
EM said "the universe hates me and my teams"
I know; I feel like we're the celestial victims here. Is this some cruel prank? Are we in an experiment?
*slumps into a twitching, paranoid hump*
Yeah, I want out of the total perspective vortex already.
Nice try DB, we all know you support Chelsea. Not all is lost in your universe.
Now, me on the other hand. . .Dodgers? UCLA? Arsenal? The BCS? (Los Angeles) Rams?
As Johnny Thunders said, "I was born to lose."
Arsenal is my only hope.
And then there's this:
HATE HATE HATE HATE. Fucking Gnats. Suck a left one (universal for men and wimmen, IMHO).
It's drizzling in Frisco. Probably the closet Timmeh's been to a hair wash in weeks.
Epale Everyone!
Fair enough, RBN!
I guess there is the technicality that I support Chelsea (CHAMPIONS!) and Lakers (TWO TIME DEFENDING CHAMPIONS!).
Still, I want more.
Nice Timmeh comment, Karen! Someone should just throw some Heah and Shoulders toward the dugout and see if it clings to his nappy head.
if it's drizzling in frisco, how can timmah possibly light up?
Karen are you in Frisco?
(cries)
MrF--Joe Suck just said there was a light rain that was supposed to pass.
Ah. I thought I was a little less alone up in this hell.
HATEx3
Commencing commute. Be back in a flash (relatively speaking) to dredge up more HATE.
I don't like the vibe I'm getting in here. Haterade time.
Come on Hallamutt. Fucking asshole. get your shit together.
Howard snares it with his nose.
Great play RyHo!!
Fucking idiot Utley
1-0 Gnats
*reloads gun*
FUCK YOU UTLEY
"Howard snares it with his nose."
I can't watch the game right now, but phrases like this help let me know where the game as headed.
I apologize to Karina for all my swearing of late. The hate is consuming me.
Embrace the HATE
FUCK YOU TIMMEH
I didn't say being consumed by hate was a bad thing.
HATE HATE HATE
HATEx3
C'mon people!! Let's harness the HATRED FROM HELL and channel those vibes to Frisco. Phiwwie obviously can't do it by themselves
*sacrifices goat*
I am going to use every trick in my mojo book to bring the fucking Gnats down.
Karen is right. I don't care if we all become more machine than men (and women). If we need to become twisted and evil for the Giants to lose, then that's what's gonna happen.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
GO TO HELL DUNG FUCK PANSY EAT ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN AND CHOKE ON A BONE
Fuck the harness Karen. I'm unleashing The HATRED FROM HELL
Used to be a Joe could always get togged to the bricks for a jolly up in this town, even if he was a cement mixer. But these days, every night's in the cave with a platter and a glass of dog soup, patting his alderman like some wheat lunger.
I don't know what that means, but it sounds funny.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Stoopid phucking Phillies. WTF?
I'm visualizing the fucking gnats burning in the purgatory of their own making
*Pardon my potty mouth*
I dislike these two competing teams.
I sense a disturbance in the Hate.
Sorry, it was just gas.
If I see another tweet from Jon Heyman about his precious Chooch I will be under his bed tonight.
Come on, Phiwwies! Tear tha ruuf this sucka!
YOU BASTARDS FUCKING SUCK
I refer to umps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djKZDi0GkgM
Bring the HATRED, Y'all!
EAT SHIT GNATS
TAKE THAT, VOODOO MAGIC!!!
The baseball gods are Phillie fans tonite
YES!!!!!
KEEP THE HATE FLOWING!!!!!!
Don't take no shit from Timmeh ,Domingo Polanco Placebo
Both teams flashing their incompetence tonight.
Plonko RBI! 3-1 Phils.
Vicki Scores
Another overhyped pitching matchup falls short.
THIS is the Phillies team we're used to seeing.
That double play is fucking killing me at this moment
Utley contributes? Good sign.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Go, marginally less hated team!
Fucking Howard. Just sneeze and ball will go splash in the cove from all the pressure.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Phils should have done more damage there. If only Halladay had run to first.
Wash yer fuckin hair already you shaggy little girl!
Yeah seriously.
KEEP HATING!!!!!
Is there an equivalent Phils Sons? We need to join forces with them, if so.
Now, hold a lead, god damn you!
The Phillies really are the Keystone Kops.
Throw at some bishes already!
No way, Dusty. No FUCKING way.
What's over/under on how many points UCLA gives up tonight?
Utley almost threw that one away. WTF??
Yah Dusty. WTF is up with your homeboyz crazy arm?
This is not new for Utley.
Rollins fouls off ball four.
Crazy glue that fucker
That Phiwwy half of the inning took less time than it took me to get another cup of coffee and to yell at my secretary.
I really fucking hate Pat Burrell.
Can we get the Roy Halladay who threw the no-no, please?
I WILL NOT THROW CODY ROSS INSIDE FASTBALLS
I WILL NOT THROW CODY ROSS INSIDE FASTBALLS
I WILL NOT THROW CODY ROSS INSIDE FASTBALLS
Beard gun!
I really hate this fucking team.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
That was a beauty of a throw by Werth.
YES!! Throw that MOFO Ross out!!!!
That's right. Fuck you Giants!
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Wha Happened? Did they score?
I want to punch a nun.
Back-to-back doubles by Fucking Burrell and Fucking Ross. Then Fucking Ross got thrown out by Werth trying to tag up on a fly out by Kung Fuck Pandouche.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Right on Mr. Fucking F
Epale Y'all
It looks like it's a close one going on. Come on Phiwy, swat those friggin Gnats.
Fucking Howard
Is Ryan Howard wearing oven mitts?
Hey Meanxie
If Philly keeps playing like this they are going to give this game away.
Hello Spankster, what's with the x in the name? I noticed you did that earlier.
I believe he's going for the "Minx" pun.
Thx Mr. F, I can be rather slow at times.
Your killing me Phuckers.
Mr. F gets it.
I'm sensing a lack of hate the last few minutes.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
FUCK YOU HOWARD!
Hi Meanie--How's it going? This game is making my tummy sick.
Doing my laundry Mr. F. But i was HATING on the neighbors when i was out there.
The HATE is deep within, it's just not coming out. You all are going to have to pick up the slack. The nazi death camp instructor at cardio bag took everything out of me tonight.
@Karen
Would be better if Philly were pounding these fuckers. Hopefully the tide will turn and everyone will be feeling beter.
BEAN THIS MOFO INTO A COMA
Spanky--You must have very good natured neighbors, what with your hating on them and running around nekked with a fish =)
goddamn ump squeezing us
us?
them?
hate!
They have no choice Karen. I squeeze them for rent.
Why couldn't Doc just let one fly and hit that fucker OP right between the eyes??
That was a fucking joke Karen.
hateHateHATE
Bye,Bye Amish motherfucker
This is the first time Cody Ross has struck out. In his entire career.
A Cody Ross K sure feels good
Cody Lattimer Ross, sit the crap down
Looks like that pitch... CRossed him up.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You forgot to take off your sunglasses!
Fuck the puto, I mean Panda
Mike Fontenot looks like the bass player for a Phish cover band
Is Uribe wearing Spanx?
Go to Mutt Cutts Timmeh!
No FB it's most likely Yummie Tummie
That's right. Fuck U-ribe.
*FB learns something*
I think he needs to wear 2-3 more!
he could probably use a Tiddy Bear too
Nice pickup, Theriot
(sobs)
FB - I was just going to say that Yummie Tummie also makes tops. He can harness those man tits in.
*shudders*
Ibanez, do something you scrub!
Urttees
you are a bum, Ibanez. You may as well retire now
so the Dodgers don't sign you in a year
Fuck YOU RAUL!
Jroll stealing those bases!
way to set up the double play, Chooooooch
GOOD JOB J-ROLL! NOW GET HOME!
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Panda swept at Rollins like he was a piece of ham
Ross Gload will save us all!
*shakes head*
I thought you were kidding, FB.
(cries)
SHIT!
Ross Gload will shave us all
of years from our life
Everything going the Giants' way. They're going to win this one.
MOTHERFUCKER!
(ever such the lady)
what
the
christ?
WTF is this disaster
I see the Giants did one of those "Let a Random Fan Sing GBA" contests.
Is that really a woman?
What the hell is that singing GBA?? Typical for NoCal
fuck you San Francisco, fuck you with all the power of the oceans and volcanoes and hate that is in this room
She is wearing a huge christmas ornament on her head
@___@
even VaGiants fans can't be proud of that
I haven't seen a hat that big since Elke Sommer's hot tub party!
*looks up Elke Sommer*
she had no trouble getting naked for a lady from a different time, did she?
Nuts to Dodgertown, that hat has its own zip code.
there was a village of hipster midgets living in that thing
Checked MCC to see what they had to say regarding MegaHat, and I saw they've title their threads "Beat PhiLAdelphia."
They have an unhealthy obsession.
This shit is killing me.
that's why we hate
hmmmmmm
James, that was your ball
Dammit Rollins, that was two inches away, the least you could have done was dive.
Ultra-Mega Hat still in my mind
The Phillies seem like they are just waiting to lose this game. They arent sure how it's gonna happen, but they know it will
HATEHATEHATE
Oh, and wash yer hair when you hit the showers, Timmeh!
I think Ultra-Mega Hat was what the kid was staring into in the St Elsewhere finale
Nice play, Enrico
Rivera might be the oldest person to eat at Taco Bell
Impressive FB. Most Impressive fucker
I think Ultraman fought that hat once.
are those empty seats out there in the upperdeck outfield? What the hell?
I think that hat was in Independance Day hovering over L.A.
rewind to the NFL graphic and look on the left side of the screen
"Beat PhiLAdelphia" No wonder I become a stark raving maniac when it comes to gnat fans. Normally, I'm a lovely lady, but I lose my fucking mind when it comes to this team of fucks.
I think Legoland is one of the five boroughs of that hat
Rudolf Utleyev!
Good, Utley
(feels dirty)
Preach on, Sister!
Mr LASCzar: I have to say, that as always, I love your avatar!
Hello Karen and Meaniebreanie!
I want that Jackass hand to level Pat Burrell while he is carrying a tray of hot coffee
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