Friday, October 08, 2010

NLDS Game 2 Thread: Rojos @ Los Phillies, 3p

Bronson Arroyo (17-10, 3.88) vs. Roy Oswalt (13-13, 2.76).

COMMENTS: Can it get any better for Phillies fans? Favorites to win the NL, if not the World Series, and doing it in historic fashion to boot. But Philadelphians have high expectations, so if you throw anything short of a perfect game, Roy Oswalt — prepare to hide out in New Jersey.

79 comments:

rbnlaw said...

I don't get the pun this time.


(cries)

MR.F said...

I don't need an excuse to cry.

(cries)

QuadSevens said...

I don't have a funny comment.


(cries)

spank said...

I don't care for crying.



(cries)

Fred's Brim said...
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Fred's Brim said...

time to cook this fish

(fries)

*corrected for proper formatting

Shawn Green said...

The Reds are in a sad state. But you know what's even a sadder state? NEW JERSEY!!!

(sighs)

Josh S. said...

The Reds are gonna take this!

(lies)

Kyle Baker said...

[feels the hate (rise)]

MR.F said...

I can't get my drawer open at work. I will try using my ruler.

(pries)

Kyle Baker said...

Chad Billingsley is a good pitcher.

(thighs)

Kyle Baker said...

"Your culture is primitive, yet so funky."

Why do I like that commercial so?

Kyle Baker said...

Wooops...I broke the spell.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What the hell am I going to do with all this extra flour around the house?

(pies)

Orel said...

Isn't there a game on?

(surprise)

MR.F said...

I'm getting sleepy. I need some caffeine.

(chais)

QuadSevens said...

I want NBA Jam for the wii.


(buys)

Kyle Baker said...

I've been running some statistical hypotheses.

(chi's)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

On second thought, I'll bake a loaf of bread.

(ryes)

Kyle Baker said...

^ Or have an old-fashioned cocktail

(ryes)

MR.F said...

The only thing more boring than work right now would be the 2002 All-Star game.

(ties)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This crossword puzzle is confusing me. Four letter word, [Blank] and Dolls.

(guys)

Kyle Baker said...

Tom Cruise likes other (guys).

Kyle Baker said...

I was supposed to take out the over-flowing trash before Mrs Dusty got home.

(flies)

MR.F said...

What would I want?

(skies)

QuadSevens said...

This off season is going to give me gray hair.



(dyes)

MR.F said...

I wonder what kind of dye Q7 will buy.

(spies)

Kyle Baker said...

Just finishing listening to the Grease soundtrack.

(reprise)

Kyle Baker said...

There are ways we can find out re Q7, Mr F.

(disguise)

MR.F said...

Actually I don't need to spy. I can see for...

(miles)

karina said...

Hey, the Rojos are winning!

karina said...

I can't come up with any clever pun

Kyle Baker said...

Meme

(dies)

QuadSevens said...

Hmmm, guess I'll have to change my plans on going to the store.


(modifies)

spank said...

Let's do some more


(pries)

Kyle Baker said...

No! Stop!

(denies)

QuadSevens said...

Let's head to the bar instead and start this weekend right.


(barflies)

Kyle Baker said...

I'll get the first round, Q7!

(buys)

MR.F said...

It's okay Karina. I have trouble coming up with clever things to say all the time, especially around a pretty girl.

(shies)

spank said...
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spank said...

Dusty beat me



(tries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That's alright, Karina. Though you may not have clever puns, you make up for it in other areas.

(wise)

spank said...

EAT CACA PHILI

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

UJTD

karina said...

Awwwwww, I need to thank Mr F and Mr LASF

(awards)

Cliff Beefpile said...

i hate the 'sound of music'


(edelweiss)

karina said...

by the way, I didn't have Internet since yesterday's mid-morning until now, I was in deeply pain for certain comments on tv:

i.e "Carlos Ruiz is a great hitter in the post-season"

(cries)

MR.F said...

Oh Karina! Why say (awards) when you can say...

(prize)

spank said...

Another run



(high fives)

karina said...

Good luck with finding a new kicker, Mr LASF

I need a new TE, Celek SUCKS

one question: why they don't do projections for kickers and TEs?

spank said...

I'm pretty sure they do Karina

spank said...

Go to add a player. hit the position.then hit projections.I'm looking at it right now

Josh S. said...

This game is slow. It's like watching paint as it

(dries)

karina said...

Rancho Ardiendo with two outs for the Phillies, you can do this Bronson

karina said...

I hate the Phillies

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuckley

Josh S. said...

Damn.

MR.F said...

(cries)

karina said...

I liked this game as boring as it was

(sobs)

Kyle Baker said...

Howard looked downright Kemp-like in that last AB.

karina said...

Thank you very much Spanky, that's very chivalrous of you, since we are opponents this week.

spank said...

De nada,karina

I'm going to win anyways.

MR.F said...

OHHH. 'Dem fightin' words!!!

Kyle Baker said...

Stuck watching a now-interesting game but have no beer in the fridge. SOS!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm out.

(flies)

karina said...

@Spanky but I'll fight. I know you're gonna kick my butt repeatedly.

spank said...

@ Karina

You have a good chance to win. I was supposed to win last week and ended up with a concussion and a 10" heel in my neck

Kyle Baker said...

Beaning some mofos now! Love it!

spank said...

Fucking Beanball HELL YEAH!!!

Kyle Baker said...

Don't walk him - hit him!

spank said...

Need some runs now

spank said...

I've never seen Chapman pitch.Let's see what the hypes all about

spank said...

This guy throws fire.

spank said...

What fucking IDIOTS!

MR.F said...

FUCK!!!!!

Kyle Baker said...

Stick a fork in the commies now.

Josh S. said...

What the fuck happened?!

MR.F said...

Well, the Phillies would probably fare better against the Giants, right?

MR.F said...

Reds officially lose.