Tuesday, October 19, 2010

NLCS Game 3 Thread: Phillies @ Giants, 1p

Cole Hamels vs. Matt Cain.

COMMENTS: The NLCS moves to San Francisco for a trio of games, which should give SoSG regulars even more of a chance to tap into their ample resources of hate-filled vitriol. With every crowd shot of a Giants fan sipping his chardonnay with his pinky sticking out and his sweater tied over his shoulders, channeling that anger and hate into dreams of Giants suffering should be easy to do. So follow the words of Yoda--and CHANNEL THAT HATE AS STRONG AS YOU CAN. (At least, I believe that's the sentiment that the Jedi master was trying to convey. My recollection of Dagobah is a little murky, however.)

Like Yoda himself, let's hope the Phillies use this Cain for a lot of walks this afternoon. (10 years in purgatory for that one, I know.)

264 comments:

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MR. F said...

GAH. Was Zooey wearing Giants attire? Please say no. She was born in LA!

MR. F said...

Obvious, FB? How?

Orel said...

Only if there's an open bar, FB!

Orel said...

Karen with the drive-by hating!

Orel said...

Fear not, Mr. F. Zooey was tastefully attired in a flower-print smock-type dress.

MR. F said...

Thanks Orel!

It's only because she's in town. She's not really a Giants fan.

That's what I'm going to keep telling myself.

Orel said...

1-2-3 for Contreras.

Fred's Brim said...

obvious/cliche, the Giants rolling around in their own hipster filth. I guess it's no different from the Dodgers having some trampy startlet or the Yanks having a police officer sing. It just screams "Giants" and that makes me mad

MR. F said...

You take that back FB!

Zooey is not hipster filth!!!

Orel said...

L.A.: Home of the Trampy Starlet

Orel said...

I need more trampy starlets in my life.

Fred's Brim said...

or saucy starlets

Fred's Brim said...

or trampy manxes

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

FUCK THE GIANTS

Orel said...

Okay, Cain is out. Time to start mashing!

Orel said...

I'll take 'em all, FB!

Orel said...

THIS JUST IN: Chase Utley still sucks.

MR. F said...

Why does Utley suck so much?

Fred's Brim said...

@MR F, I agree, she isn't filth. It's just the giants playing to their image makes me mad.

Fred's Brim said...

ugh - Blanton tomorrow? cripes

Dusty Baker said...

Or saucy little minxes.

Orel said...

Zooey could outplay Utley at this point.

Dusty Baker said...

This is on Josh now.

MR. F said...

"Fear not, Mr. F. Zooey was tastefully attired in a flower-print smock-type dress."

Now that I had the time to read your post.... did you say smonk?

MR. F said...

Zooey and Smonk?

Orel said...

I believe that would be sensory overload, Mr. F.

Orel said...

PHILLIES SUCK

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

FUCK THE GIANTS STILL

Fred's Brim said...

i don't understand baseball

Orel said...

right saucy minx

pronounced

"roit sauwwcy minx"

Fred's Brim said...

", yeh?"

Orel said...

So DirecTV is advocating assault and theft?

Orel said...

"roit-o, guv'nur"

Orel said...

OH THE CULTURE IS OVERWHELMING

Fred's Brim said...

i quit

time to eat some bowel-blasting Indian food. Wish me luck. I will be hating from afar

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I strongly dislike both of these teams.

Orel said...

We'll have naan of that talk, FB.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

WHEN WILL THIS PAIN END? WHEN!?!?!?!

Orel said...

C'mon, can't you tikka pitch?

Orel said...

Chase Chutney sucks.

Orel said...

Who's looking forward to the Brian Wilson Meltdown Experience?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

You know I am, Orel.

Orel said...

Doesn't "free spirit" usually just mean "asshole"?

Orel said...

HERE WE GO

Orel said...

Delino just chimed in on the main page!

MR. F said...

Alright you stupid Phillies. Summon your inner HATE HATE HATE HATE.

Orel said...

Fire up those hate cannons!

Orel said...

Why are pitchers allowed to lick their fingers?

Orel said...

Besides the delectable taste of rosin, that is.

Orel said...

Feel free to swing any day now, Werth.

Orel said...

And Werth K's swinging. One out.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Fucking Shaggy Man.

MR. F said...

Fuck you Phillies! Get it together!

Orel said...

J-Roll single off the wall! Took a lucky bounce to the RFer.

MR. F said...

Lucky for... the giants?

Orel said...

Ibanez GIDP.

Giants win.

DAMMIT

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

2-1 greater evil.

MR. F said...

Wrong Mr. LASF.

2-1 Greatest Evil.

=(

MR. F said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Orel said...

Phillies are pathetic. Embarrassing loss.

Dusty Baker said...

*signing off this thread*

Hate to be continued in the ALCS thread.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rbnlaw said...

FUCK ME IN THE ARMPIT!!!!!

Spanky said...

FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT

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