Cole Hamels vs. Matt Cain.
COMMENTS: The NLCS moves to San Francisco for a trio of games, which should give SoSG regulars even more of a chance to tap into their ample resources of hate-filled vitriol. With every crowd shot of a Giants fan sipping his chardonnay with his pinky sticking out and his sweater tied over his shoulders, channeling that anger and hate into dreams of Giants suffering should be easy to do. So follow the words of Yoda--and CHANNEL THAT HATE AS STRONG AS YOU CAN. (At least, I believe that's the sentiment that the Jedi master was trying to convey. My recollection of Dagobah is a little murky, however.)
Like Yoda himself, let's hope the Phillies use this Cain for a lot of walks this afternoon. (10 years in purgatory for that one, I know.)
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 264 of 264GAH. Was Zooey wearing Giants attire? Please say no. She was born in LA!
Obvious, FB? How?
Only if there's an open bar, FB!
Karen with the drive-by hating!
Fear not, Mr. F. Zooey was tastefully attired in a flower-print smock-type dress.
Thanks Orel!
It's only because she's in town. She's not really a Giants fan.
That's what I'm going to keep telling myself.
1-2-3 for Contreras.
obvious/cliche, the Giants rolling around in their own hipster filth. I guess it's no different from the Dodgers having some trampy startlet or the Yanks having a police officer sing. It just screams "Giants" and that makes me mad
You take that back FB!
Zooey is not hipster filth!!!
L.A.: Home of the Trampy Starlet
I need more trampy starlets in my life.
or saucy starlets
or trampy manxes
FUCK THE GIANTS
Okay, Cain is out. Time to start mashing!
I'll take 'em all, FB!
THIS JUST IN: Chase Utley still sucks.
Why does Utley suck so much?
@MR F, I agree, she isn't filth. It's just the giants playing to their image makes me mad.
ugh - Blanton tomorrow? cripes
Or saucy little minxes.
Zooey could outplay Utley at this point.
This is on Josh now.
"Fear not, Mr. F. Zooey was tastefully attired in a flower-print smock-type dress."
Now that I had the time to read your post.... did you say smonk?
Zooey and Smonk?
I believe that would be sensory overload, Mr. F.
PHILLIES SUCK
FUCK THE GIANTS STILL
i don't understand baseball
right saucy minx
pronounced
"roit sauwwcy minx"
", yeh?"
So DirecTV is advocating assault and theft?
"roit-o, guv'nur"
OH THE CULTURE IS OVERWHELMING
i quit
time to eat some bowel-blasting Indian food. Wish me luck. I will be hating from afar
I strongly dislike both of these teams.
We'll have naan of that talk, FB.
WHEN WILL THIS PAIN END? WHEN!?!?!?!
C'mon, can't you tikka pitch?
Chase Chutney sucks.
Who's looking forward to the Brian Wilson Meltdown Experience?
You know I am, Orel.
Doesn't "free spirit" usually just mean "asshole"?
HERE WE GO
Delino just chimed in on the main page!
Alright you stupid Phillies. Summon your inner HATE HATE HATE HATE.
Fire up those hate cannons!
Why are pitchers allowed to lick their fingers?
Besides the delectable taste of rosin, that is.
Feel free to swing any day now, Werth.
And Werth K's swinging. One out.
Fucking Shaggy Man.
Fuck you Phillies! Get it together!
J-Roll single off the wall! Took a lucky bounce to the RFer.
Lucky for... the giants?
Ibanez GIDP.
Giants win.
DAMMIT
2-1 greater evil.
Wrong Mr. LASF.
2-1 Greatest Evil.
=(
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Phillies are pathetic. Embarrassing loss.
*signing off this thread*
Hate to be continued in the ALCS thread.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK ME IN THE ARMPIT!!!!!
FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT
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