Sunday, October 17, 2010

NLCS Game 2 Thread: Giants @ Phillies, 5p

Jonathan Sanchez (0-0, 1.23) vs. Roy Oswalt (0-0, 5.40).

COMMENTS: Are you kidding me? Former Dodger Cody Ross takes Mr. No-No deep not once, but twice? Former Dodger Jayson Werth's two-run homer isn't enough to beat the (formerly) punchless Giants? Blackbeard gets a four-out save? It's only one game, but the Giants killed the Dodger-killers yesterday.

Dodger fans, already reeling from the team's first losing season in five years — as well as the McCourt divorce tango — are now dealing with the prospect of the arch-rival Giants doing what the Dodgers couldn't do the past two years: beat the Phillies in the NLCS.

BUT like I said, it's only one game. The Phillies can restore sanity tonight. The alternative is too gruesome to contemplate.

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Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

"Just For Men" keeps Brian Wilson's edge.

Dusty Baker said...

The beard is weird.

Josh S. said...

The beard is made of 100% genuine oyster pubes.

Dusty Baker said...

Don't miss my last comment on the Ted Thread earlier, Josh.

[Not to be confused with the TED Spread. #MonetaryComment]

Josh S. said...

I did see your comment. I opted for culottes instead.

Dusty Baker said...

Did COwboys really just run two plays up the middle on long yardage from their own 2?

el montanero said...

we're doomed. fuckin' frillies are acting like they believe their own hype. better pull their heads out of their asses soon. hate to say they're reminding me of the '88 mets.

Spanky said...

hate

Steve Sax said...

Hate hate HATE!!!

Spanky said...

Hate

Josh S. said...

Haute!

I mean, HATE!

el montanero said...
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Dusty Baker said...

I want to slap that fucking shit-eating grin off McCarver's face.

el montanero said...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/10/15/TRBP1E39VS.DTL

this article wraps up very neatly why i would never life in s.f. it's this twat's attitude that makes it unbearable.

MeanieBreanie said...

And I would like to slap Joe Buck! Epale Y'all

karen said...

Hello Everyone!!

Epale MB!

I used to be a Joe Buck fan until the Dodger/Yankee game he and McCarver called this season. I not only want to slap him, I want to kick his girly ass.

Dusty Baker said...

Karen's got the Hate flowing early on.

If the Hate is against SF, do we have to spell it "Haight"?

MeanieBreanie said...

Hi Karen!
The first time I saw Joe Buck I thought he was easy on the eyes and then he opened his mouth. All illusions were instantly shattered.

MeanieBreanie said...

DB - Hate is flowing. WTF is with the commercials hyping the fact that Phiwy needs to come back with the strains of Dream On in the background?

I've been drinking Spanky's Haterade and with the Cowboys shitty play my hate and surliness is at an all time high.

*pulls out paper bag from past seasons

Spanky said...

HATE

karen said...

I hope we don't have to listen to Buck and McCarver slobber all over Buster Posey again. Were they ass kissing the gnats in general yesterday or was it just my Hate biased ears?

Dusty Baker said...

Cowboys game was a mother f'er. If I wanted to watch that many penalties I'd watch the Raiders.

MeanieBreanie said...

Karen
I didn't see the game but I don't have to. Joe Buck is indeed an ass kisser.

Dusty Baker said...

Beer status:

2009 Anchor Xmas that I found in the back of MDIL's fridge.

MeanieBreanie said...

^I didn't need to (grammar correction)

Dusty Baker said...

I wanna see Phiwwies spank Spank SPANK that ass!

Spanky said...

The Cowboys lost? The HATE overwhelmed me yesterday and it somehow blocked those assholes out.

Dusty Baker said...

^ dat ass (slang correction)

MeanieBreanie said...

Is Hamels pitching tonight?

Dusty Baker said...

That fucking fat fucking fuck Uribe is out Out OUT with a bruised hand. He must have spent all night alone with it.

Spanky said...

fuckFuckfuckingFUCK

Spanky said...

Oswalt no?

Spanky said...

It's all about the hair

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Buck is a nonfactor to me since the Yankees aren't playing. It's McCarver who really ticks me off.

el montanero said...

joe buck is a nipple. mccarver needs to be punched in the face.

Josh S. said...

Beer and Loathing in Los Angeles

(By way of Venezuela, Texas, etc.)

karen said...

MB--I think it's Oswalt

MeanieBreanie said...

Epale Josh
Congrats on Luke walking. Your life will never be the same :~)

Josh S. said...

Damn, I hope Uribe heals up, since he's our 2nd baseman next year.

Dusty Baker said...

Ahhhh, the jingoism. Start the friggin game!

Josh S. said...

Epale, MB!

Thanks. I consider it an excuse to finally get in shape.

el montanero said...

MSTI has done lost his damn mind. i'll stick with MST3K.

Dusty Baker said...

Say it all all together now: SAN-chez not San-CHEZ!!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I like a lot of what MSTI said, but not the Uribe part. I don't care if he can hit for power, I want a bench SS who can field and be a competent late inning replacement.

Spanky said...

Bye Bye Sucker

karen said...

Siddown Asshole!

Spanky said...

Rosenthal is a gremlin

NicJ said...

HATE HATE HATE

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

That was an acey inning from Roy Oswalt. Really top notch stuff.

Spanky said...

FUCK PHILI

Dusty Baker said...

Hell yeah Chase fuckin Utley! Dodger fan for life. Pasadena, represent!!!!

NicJ said...

SUCK IT GINTS!

Dusty Baker said...

Suck it, pube boy!

Dusty Baker said...

DAMMIT!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Does Tim McCarver know what a "pretty good throw" is? Because that throw sailed a few feet away from its intended target.

Spanky said...

Give McCarver a break. He has alzheimers and shit.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I don't know about the Alzheimer's, but he certainly has shit.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Where's your voodoo magic now, Huff? Where is it now!?!?!

Spanky said...

He looked like an Aubrey trying to field that throw.

karina said...

Epale everyone!

Hello girls!

MeanieBreanie said...

Hey Karina, whassup?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Hey they can't wave those towels. That's cheating.

MeanieBreanie said...

Rancho Ardiendo of the good kind.

Spanky said...

Rancho Hateradeindo

karen said...

Epale Karina!!

Come over to the dark side with us and Hate up on these dumb ass gnats!!

karina said...

carrera de caballito!

Spanky said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


I mean yay!

NicJ said...

HAHAHAHA

MeanieBreanie said...

I never thought I would say it but here goes "Whoo hoo Philly score".

el montanero said...

the frillies score with werth and victorino striking out! the best of both worlds!!!

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU DUSTY

Spanky said...

Games over. You don't squander an opportunity like that in the playoffs and expect to win

NicJ said...

¡IbooooooooooƱez!

el montanero said...

@spanky

unless you're playing an offensive juggernaut like the jints.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Sanchez still hasn't allowed a hit.

Spanky said...

Tell that to Hallamutt EM

MeanieBreanie said...

What a catch!

Dusty Baker said...

This hurts, but: HELL YEAH, VICTORINO!

NicJ said...

burn in hell victorino!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

This wind is a pox on the game, just like shadows.

Spanky said...

Too bad he did not break his collarbone

Spanky said...

Fuck Yes. Now hit the fucker NOW

karina said...

what a shame, Ross almost got hit by pitch.

karen said...

I liked that high and tight pitch on freaking Cody Ross!

MeanieBreanie said...

Gints have some friggin ugly MOFO's on their team.

Dusty Baker said...

That ball was low, but I'll take it being called a strike.

karen said...

I'm loving you so far tonite Fontenot!!

Dusty Baker said...

NO APOSTROPHE! Are you trying to kill me?? ;-)

Spanky said...

Fonte-not

MeanieBreanie said...

Yes Dusty, it's a personal mission. Death by apostrophe's...hehe!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

The Giants pitchers' are really having a tough time dealing with the ump's strike zones the last two nights.

Mr. Customer said...

Nice to know I'm not the only one who incurs Dusty's apostrophe wrath.

Evenin', all!

MeanieBreanie said...

Howdy Mr. C

NicJ said...

fuck the colts and their shitty run defense.

Dusty Baker said...

*hangs self*

Mr. Customer said...

One-nil "good" guys. I'd like a few more for safety's sake

Spanky said...

Too easy for Torain

karen said...

Evenin' Mr.C

NicJ said...

alright well i just lost.

I think im just going to abandon my fantasy team

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Did you say "hang's self"?

MeanieBreanie said...

Nic
I'm creeping up on you!

Orel said...

Epale, y'all! Decent start so far, although leaving the sacks juiced has gotta sting.

MeanieBreanie said...

Nic, you haven't lost yet but it's close.

NicJ said...

fuck my injured team.

Josh S. said...

LOL at FOX showing Timmeh striking out GAARP to demonstrate how impressive the Jints pitching has been.

Dusty Baker said...

If I wanted to see this many commercials between plays, I'd watch NFL.

karen said...

Epale Orel!!

Dusty Baker said...

It's 69-69 between Spanky and me. In fantasy football.

MeanieBreanie said...

Cheers Orel! What's the beverage of choice tonight?

Spanky said...

Shaft Liquor

Orel said...

Fat Tire with leftover Chinese for dinner. Life is good.

NicJ said...

Oklahoma got the number 1 ranking in the BCS?!? Lame, who have they beaten?

Spanky said...

I am going to lose. Manning is throwing to everyone else but my guyz

Spanky said...

UJTD Fantasy Football styles

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Ground rule double.

Apostrophe s.

Dusty Baker said...

Manning just threw a TD to one of your guys.

el montanero said...

what the hell is wrong with you assholes! fuckin' hit!

MeanieBreanie said...

Lick it Sanchez.

Spanky said...

@ DB

I know. I had just posted that comment when it happened

el montanero said...

howard! lame delay on gameday. i hate delay's.

Spanky said...

PHILI SUCKS

Orel said...

Yesterday's pitching duel is materializing tonight.

MeanieBreanie said...

Nic and I are tied.

el montanero said...

fuckin' werth. lick my balls you hairy piece of shit.

Mr. Customer said...

God damn, score some runs!

Spanky said...

That is like a half inning delay

el montanero said...

gameday is really slow for some reason, but i can't stand to watch these titty beasts on tv.

Spanky said...

I took the fucking lead

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

FAIL

NicJ said...

how does it feel?

suck it gints!

karen said...

Yes siree, I'm loving Fontenot tonite

Spanky said...

Giant Idiots

NicJ said...

dodgers get a shout out!

NicJ said...

id like to see buck catch a baseball.

fucker

Dusty Baker said...

Kung Fat Panda could have done that!

Spanky said...

The ladies are kicking the guys bootays in fantasy football

Mr. Customer said...

Ain't that the way…

Spanky said...

I need some crackers for my beer. Shit is hot like caldo (soup).

Orel said...

CODY ROSS STRIKES AGAIN

karen said...

Shit

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

GODDAMN YOU CODY ROSS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

NicJ said...

you have to be fucking kidding me

Josh S. said...

Is Ross a free agent? Ned is licking his chops.

MeanieBreanie said...

Time to crack open a Spanish Albarino.

NicJ said...

i think he has one more Arb year.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Baseball Reference says he's a free agent after the 2011 season.

Dusty Baker said...

Where are the Phiwwies that crush fuck out of us?

Mr. Customer said...

God damn, I hate that guy...

Dusty Baker said...

I hate everything.

Dusty Baker said...

^Except beer

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I hate both of these fucking teams. I hate them so much. I hate every single player on on both benches, in both lineups, in both rotations, in both bullpens, I hate them all.

Spanky said...

My sentiments exactly MLASF

karen said...

I'm beginning to wonder if we brought left over bad luck from the Dodgers season with us into the post season.

MeanieBreanie said...

Fontenot is having a banner evening.

MeanieBreanie said...
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Spanky said...

Now i can focus on the baseball game . for now

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU GNATS

NicJ said...

almost time for the laker game.

Orel said...

Phillies with some Ecksteinesque gritty play. 2-1 PHI

karen said...

Suck on that, you giant bastards!

NicJ said...

Ross is totally Ruizing the Phils right now.

MeanieBreanie said...

Phiwy getting some mojo.

Spanky said...

Stat Lickers vs. Shaft Liquors is the fucking game of the century.

Spanky said...

But he did not get Ross out. ASSHOLE

Josh S. said...

An extreme closeup of Timmeh's nails. EPIC TELEVISION.

karina said...

@Josh 5:05 PM loved that comment!

@el montanero read the article, I got so angry and in spite I haven't seen the Walt Disney Concert Hall, you don't mess with Frank Gehry*, specially if you have trouble building sand castles (as I suspect it's the case of this person). Also, I didn't get the mockery with the library, libraries also own newspapers,magazines, records, catalogues...etc.

I want to dress up so much and going for afternoon tea at Biltmore Hotel.

*cc Mr C

karina said...

This is my third baseball game of the day, do I have a problem?

Dusty Baker said...

@MLASF

I also hate their coaches and front office staff. And fuck their traveling secretary.

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

Yes, you do have a problem. The problem is there is no fourth game to watch.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...
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Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Frank Gehry? Like curvy linear forms much?

Spanky said...

I like when Karina types in abstract
;)

Josh S. said...

If you have Renteria, try Immodium!

Spanky said...

Swing the fucking bats you bunch of fucking dickwads

karina said...

@Dusty Baker haha, that's right

@Mr LASF I'm a sucker for those "curvy linear forms", ie Calatrava

@Spanky abstract like a Kandisky's painting? ;)

Spanky said...

Manning fumble

Orel said...

Pat Burrell = Gaston from "Beauty & the Beast"?

MeanieBreanie said...

Cody Ross can bite me!

karen said...

Oh shut up McCarver. You ass.

Spanky said...

Fonte-not looks like a crack head

Get some sun MOTHERFUCKER

MeanieBreanie said...

My dog Nikita howls better than that!

karina said...

@Orel Beast=Sandoval?

Spanky said...

I am biting my fucking nails cause I have not won in a fucking long time and this is the best shot I've had since.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

SHIT ASS FUCK

MeanieBreanie said...

What's sad is that my record is better than that of the Cowboys :(

NicJ said...

at least most everyone in the west lost.

im still alive!!

NicJ said...

go spank go!!

Spanky said...

I have the same record as your Cowboys MB.

MeanieBreanie said...

Spank
There is the possibility that it can change for you tonight ;~)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I haven't lost.


Yet.


Fucking Thomas Jones.

Spanky said...

Meanie

Dusty and I still have one more player left each to play tomorrow. That is why it's the game of the century.

karina said...

SAFE!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Oswalt scores while wearing a jacket.

Spanky said...

MORE FUCKING RUNS

NicJ said...

how does it feel!?!?!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

It's only midway through the third quarter? FUUUUUCK

Orel said...

@Karina "Beast=Sandoval?"

Very nice!

3-1 PHI!

MeanieBreanie said...

Oswalt score - suck it Gints!

*Can't believe I'm saying this. Will catch holy hell from a guy I know in Philly.

Orel said...

I agreed with McCarver about Victorino not bunting, but it's hard to disagree with the result.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Thank goodness for that fumble. I did not want to see Addai again.

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