Tommy Hunter (0-1, 4.50) vs. A.J. Burnett (if Joe Girardi doesn't come to his senses).
COMMENTS: Just think — if the Texas bullpen hadn't coughed up five runs in Game 1 of the ALCS, the Rangers would be looking at a sweep of the Yankees tonight. Regardless, Tommy Hunter (who?) goes up against a Yankees offense hungrier than Joey Chestnut at a tapas bar. If the Rangers shut the Yankees down again, expect jeers in New York and cheers in Philly. And cheesesteaks. I prefer Jim's.
After Texas started pulling away last night, did you notice the New York "faithful" deserting the stadium last night faster than lemmings off the Titanic? And on national TV? During prime time? Yet that won't besmirch the sterling reputation of Yankees fans. Assholes.
photo by Mark Humphrey/AP
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Come on Jetah. Strikeout
Yankmes go down in order. Bow to the Rangers, losers
MLB.com has had at least two articles a day about Cody Ross for almost a week. Does his mom run the site or something?
@Josh, Justin Beiber will knock her up
His name IS Cody.
At least Bengie is up for being WSMVP.
Where did all the Yankme fans go?
Now that he has ownership in the Rangers maybe Nolan Ryan will quit making crappy commercials for foundation repair (hoping anyway).
Didn't know if you caught it but major crotch scratching and rearranging in the Texas bullpen. Gotta love the camera crews.
Junk's gotta be shifted.
MB you seem to be the only one who notices the scratching and grabbing. Why is that?
Sorry,Meanie. I don't make it a habit to look at guys' crotches.
I get it, but it just amazes me what the camera's seem to catch.
Meanie--Damn! I missed the scratching and rearranging!!
FB - let's not go there and say we did ;~)
hehe you got it :)
There was a study awhile ago that said that men are more likely to look at a man's crotch than women.
Mr. F
Tell that to Heidi Klum. She said that was the first thing she noticed when she met Seal and to put it lightly it sealed the deal.
I do not look at men's crotches.
like I always say, can't get enough crotch
*disclaimer: I never say that
CJ Wilson sighting!!
My eyes are up here!
ugh, it's late, and I don't stay up past my bedtime for anybody but the Dodgers
Keep the hate strong and get the Rangers to the finish line!
Karen - DAMMIT! Wouldn't you know that would be the one thing I miss.
Shakira sighting
You should know better than to read the comments while you eat.
G'nite Fred.
You talking to me?
You talking to me?
Goodnight FB
Freddie B couldn't handle the crotchiness
NO WAY Yankees score five runs here.
Right?
Orel, don't be jinxing it.
Seal the deal guys!!!!
I won't minx it either.
Mr F's still focused on the crotch-scratching.
I think it was Seals handsome face that sealed Heidis' deal
Rancho Ardiendo for NYY....
RA the bad way
Darren Oliver comes in. He might as well be carrying a can of gasoline.
Raise your hand if you haven't pitched yet?
Shades of Game 1.
Spank
I saw Heidi on an interview and she specifically said she saw his package through his gym shorts and that's what caught her eye. I kid you not.
No Meanie. No.
That's why I wear tight gym shorts everywhere I go.
Bet the Yanks really miss Teixeira here.
Spanky--"Seals handsome face..." that was mean but very funny
I'm starting to feel a little queasy watching this game.
What happened to Teixeira?
Don't forget the tube sock when you wear dem shorts Orel
Hamstring injury, Mr. F.
I wear the shorts on my head.
GodDamn that was sick
Dodged a bullet!
Michael Young at the HOT corner!
The play not Orel wearing hot pants on his head
Orel wearing hot pants on his head is hot.
Orel likes short shorts?
Another one for Josh
Whoo Hoo, Rangers adding to the score! Crush those Yankees.
Did you see that? Thee was a guy in the stands in a Dodgers jacket.
GODDAMN
Batting practice now for the Rangers
I understand so far, that the Rangers are using Yankees pitching as batting practice.
FUCK THE YANKEES!!!!!
Yankees getting Yank'd.
Hi Karina!
The remaining fans are fleeing toward the tunnels. It doesn't look like they can get out of there fast enough.
For some reason I am still uncomfortable until i see that final out.
*Scarred by the Dodgers*
As Karina says it ain't over till it's over.
Epale, Karina! Do the ladies outnumber the gents now?
I think we can safely say that this one is over.
Bwahahaha! Sorry I'm late, everybody! Did I miss the schadenfreude?
Evening Mr. C - There is still plenty of schedenfruede to go around.
WoW!
It's over!
Rangers 3-1 over Yankees!
Fucking Nolan. Laugh your ass of for me. HaHaHA
…and we're done here! Yankees lose! Yankees lose!
It's gonna be an early game tomorrow.
The ESGz Rogue Warrior is outta here.
Ciao Y'all!
G'nite Spank, G'nite all
According to my sources (ie writers who tweet) Tex has a grade-2 sprain, which normally would mean six to eight weeks on the DL. Of course, with less than a half a month left in the season, he's out for good.
Considering the Yanjs season may not outlive this week, that's not such good news for them.
*giggles maniacally*
Aww, they lost their guy who doesn't hit.
Anyone catch that awesome shot of Bitch Tits dropping his head as Bengie's homer sailed over him?
My soul is happy.
I'm confused. Which one is bitch tits?
Strange news re Gibby auctioning off his famous HR bat from '88. It seems to be for a cause, but, to quote Indiana Jones, "That belongs in a museum!"
@MLASF
A-Rod. Camera caught A-Rod putting his head between his legs and not even looking at Molina's HR as it sailed into the stands.
The Yanjees got knofed in the robs. Lotnofs!
I wonder, with the 3-2 deficit and the 4pm start, how many empty seats there will be at gametime
I also wonder if MB and karen will take extra long lunches to watch CJ Wilson
Morning FB - I actually have to work today. I don't know how much of C.J. or the game I will get to catch if any. Nevermind the fact that I'm old enough to be his mother (albeit a young one).
@Josh
*curses giant sausage fingers*
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