Tuesday, October 19, 2010

ALCS Game 4 Thread: Rangers @ Yankees, 5p

Tommy Hunter (0-1, 4.50) vs. A.J. Burnett (if Joe Girardi doesn't come to his senses).

COMMENTS: Just think — if the Texas bullpen hadn't coughed up five runs in Game 1 of the ALCS, the Rangers would be looking at a sweep of the Yankees tonight. Regardless, Tommy Hunter (who?) goes up against a Yankees offense hungrier than Joey Chestnut at a tapas bar. If the Rangers shut the Yankees down again, expect jeers in New York and cheers in Philly. And cheesesteaks. I prefer Jim's.

After Texas started pulling away last night, did you notice the New York "faithful" deserting the stadium last night faster than lemmings off the Titanic? And on national TV? During prime time? Yet that won't besmirch the sterling reputation of Yankees fans. Assholes.

photo by Mark Humphrey/AP

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Fred's Brim said...

huh? Is he going off book? or do I not know the words to this song?

Spanky said...

What is this shit

MR. F said...

Fucking Yankees hate America!!!

Josh S. said...

Danny Devito's limoncello is fucking vile.

Spanky said...

Isn't that fucking owl or hawk or whatever fom watchmen

Fred's Brim said...

Zooey's cuter

karen said...

He did a nice job. To bad about the Yankme jacket

MR. F said...

That owl did do some fucking in Watchmen.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

Owls fuck, just like everything else.

MeanieBreanie said...

FB - but is she a saucy minx?

Fred's Brim said...

I agree karen, he did do well

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

That's an idea for EK's folder for next year's PCS season.

Spanky said...

Fowls Fuck

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

I want bears fucking owls, EK.

Fred's Brim said...

Mr F may disagree, but I wouldn't say she was saucy naturally, but I bet she could turn it on if necessary

MR. F said...

I don't know what saucy means.

Fred's Brim said...

Owls are assholes

I actually love owls, but this makes me laugh

Spanky said...

It's kinda like sauce Mr.F, only with a y instead an e.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

I remember watching an old version of Romeo & Juliet, and one of the characters calls another "you saucy boy." It made me laugh for a week.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

I'm having serious trouble following a writer who uses ZOMG in a tweet.

#MNightSlamathon

Fred's Brim said...

MLASG, was that the one with some boob in it? I remember seeing that in english class in high school and being shocked (and titilated) that they would show that in school

MR. F said...

Urban dictionary:

saucy - hot chick with some attitude but not too much

Meh whatever.

Josh S. said...

Willow Smith's "music career" must be stopped.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

@FB - I thinks so.

Spanky said...

Come on Jetah. Strikeout

karen said...

Yankmes go down in order. Bow to the Rangers, losers

Josh S. said...

MLB.com has had at least two articles a day about Cody Ross for almost a week. Does his mom run the site or something?

Fred's Brim said...

@Josh, Justin Beiber will knock her up

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

His name IS Cody.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

At least Bengie is up for being WSMVP.

Spanky said...

Where did all the Yankme fans go?

MeanieBreanie said...

Now that he has ownership in the Rangers maybe Nolan Ryan will quit making crappy commercials for foundation repair (hoping anyway).

MeanieBreanie said...

Didn't know if you caught it but major crotch scratching and rearranging in the Texas bullpen. Gotta love the camera crews.

Orel said...

Junk's gotta be shifted.

Fred's Brim said...

MB you seem to be the only one who notices the scratching and grabbing. Why is that?

Spanky said...

Sorry,Meanie. I don't make it a habit to look at guys' crotches.

MeanieBreanie said...

I get it, but it just amazes me what the camera's seem to catch.

karen said...

Meanie--Damn! I missed the scratching and rearranging!!

MeanieBreanie said...

FB - let's not go there and say we did ;~)

Fred's Brim said...

hehe you got it :)

MR. F said...

There was a study awhile ago that said that men are more likely to look at a man's crotch than women.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. F
Tell that to Heidi Klum. She said that was the first thing she noticed when she met Seal and to put it lightly it sealed the deal.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

I do not look at men's crotches.

Fred's Brim said...

like I always say, can't get enough crotch

Fred's Brim said...

*disclaimer: I never say that

karen said...

CJ Wilson sighting!!

Spanky said...

Can we stop talking about this shit. I'm fucking eating dinner DAMMIT

Orel said...

My eyes are up here!

Fred's Brim said...

ugh, it's late, and I don't stay up past my bedtime for anybody but the Dodgers

Keep the hate strong and get the Rangers to the finish line!

MeanieBreanie said...

Karen - DAMMIT! Wouldn't you know that would be the one thing I miss.

Spanky said...

Shakira sighting

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

You should know better than to read the comments while you eat.

MeanieBreanie said...

G'nite Fred.

Spanky said...

You talking to me?
You talking to me?

karen said...

Goodnight FB

Spanky said...

Freddie B couldn't handle the crotchiness

Orel said...

NO WAY Yankees score five runs here.

Right?

MeanieBreanie said...

Orel, don't be jinxing it.

MR. F said...

Seal the deal guys!!!!

Orel said...

I won't minx it either.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

Mr F's still focused on the crotch-scratching.

Spanky said...

I think it was Seals handsome face that sealed Heidis' deal

Orel said...

Rancho Ardiendo for NYY....

karen said...

RA the bad way

Orel said...

Darren Oliver comes in. He might as well be carrying a can of gasoline.

Spanky said...

Raise your hand if you haven't pitched yet?

Josh S. said...

Shades of Game 1.

MeanieBreanie said...

Spank
I saw Heidi on an interview and she specifically said she saw his package through his gym shorts and that's what caught her eye. I kid you not.

Spanky said...

No Meanie. No.

Orel said...

That's why I wear tight gym shorts everywhere I go.

Orel said...

Bet the Yanks really miss Teixeira here.

karen said...

Spanky--"Seals handsome face..." that was mean but very funny

MeanieBreanie said...

I'm starting to feel a little queasy watching this game.

MR. F said...

What happened to Teixeira?

Spanky said...

Don't forget the tube sock when you wear dem shorts Orel

Orel said...

Hamstring injury, Mr. F.

Orel said...

I wear the shorts on my head.

Spanky said...

GodDamn that was sick

MeanieBreanie said...

Dodged a bullet!

karen said...

Michael Young at the HOT corner!

Spanky said...

The play not Orel wearing hot pants on his head

MR. F said...

Orel wearing hot pants on his head is hot.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

Orel likes short shorts?

Spanky said...

Stick it to these assholes

karen said...

Another one for Josh

MeanieBreanie said...

Whoo Hoo, Rangers adding to the score! Crush those Yankees.

MeanieBreanie said...

Did you see that? Thee was a guy in the stands in a Dodgers jacket.

Spanky said...

GODDAMN

karen said...

Batting practice now for the Rangers

karina said...

I understand so far, that the Rangers are using Yankees pitching as batting practice.

Spanky said...

Lookit Nolan laughing. You fucking bastard. HaHa

MR. F said...

FUCK THE YANKEES!!!!!

Orel said...

Yankees getting Yank'd.

karen said...

Hi Karina!

MeanieBreanie said...

The remaining fans are fleeing toward the tunnels. It doesn't look like they can get out of there fast enough.

Spanky said...

For some reason I am still uncomfortable until i see that final out.

*Scarred by the Dodgers*

MeanieBreanie said...

As Karina says it ain't over till it's over.

Orel said...

Epale, Karina! Do the ladies outnumber the gents now?

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

I think we can safely say that this one is over.

Mr. Customer said...

Bwahahaha! Sorry I'm late, everybody! Did I miss the schadenfreude?

Spanky said...

I fucking HATE this fucker Posada

MeanieBreanie said...

Evening Mr. C - There is still plenty of schedenfruede to go around.

Spanky said...

WoW!

Orel said...

It's over!

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

Rangers 3-1 over Yankees!

Spanky said...

Fucking Nolan. Laugh your ass of for me. HaHaHA

Mr. Customer said...

…and we're done here! Yankees lose! Yankees lose!

MeanieBreanie said...

It's gonna be an early game tomorrow.

MR. F said...

Fuck the Yankees!!!

Spanky said...

The ESGz Rogue Warrior is outta here.

Ciao Y'all!

MeanieBreanie said...

G'nite Spank, G'nite all

el montanero said...

damn, i missed it! fuck the stankees!!! wooo!

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

According to my sources (ie writers who tweet) Tex has a grade-2 sprain, which normally would mean six to eight weeks on the DL. Of course, with less than a half a month left in the season, he's out for good.

Mr. Customer said...

Considering the Yanjs season may not outlive this week, that's not such good news for them.

*giggles maniacally*

Josh S. said...

Aww, they lost their guy who doesn't hit.

Anyone catch that awesome shot of Bitch Tits dropping his head as Bengie's homer sailed over him?

rbnlaw said...

My soul is happy.

Mr. LA Sports Guy said...

I'm confused. Which one is bitch tits?

Dusty Baker said...

Strange news re Gibby auctioning off his famous HR bat from '88. It seems to be for a cause, but, to quote Indiana Jones, "That belongs in a museum!"

Dusty Baker said...

@MLASF

A-Rod. Camera caught A-Rod putting his head between his legs and not even looking at Molina's HR as it sailed into the stands.

Josh S. said...

The Yanjees got knofed in the robs. Lotnofs!

Fred's Brim said...

I wonder, with the 3-2 deficit and the 4pm start, how many empty seats there will be at gametime

Fred's Brim said...

I also wonder if MB and karen will take extra long lunches to watch CJ Wilson

MeanieBreanie said...

Morning FB - I actually have to work today. I don't know how much of C.J. or the game I will get to catch if any. Nevermind the fact that I'm old enough to be his mother (albeit a young one).

Mr. Customer said...

@Josh

*curses giant sausage fingers*

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