Joe Blanton vs. Madison Bumgarner.
COMMENTS: Everybody, sing along!
Hey, hey hey
It gives me pause
Your fans throw snowballs at Santa Claus
And the last two years you beat us
Kept us out of the elitist games of all
I feel no mirth
Watching home runs mashed by Jayson Werth
And not to be dogmatic
But I can't stomach that Phanatic
Hey there Phillies
Yeah, it's kinda silly
That I'm standing here, and say sincere
That you're the team that I've got to cheer
(But) I'd be bumming
If the next round coming
Was a World Series starring...