An actual e-mail from the SoSG mailbag. Perhaps an SoSG Advice Column submission?
You assume a lot.
My name is Helen [fake last name redacted], I am 25 years old girl in search of a man who understands love as trust and faith rather seeing it as a way of fun always but a matured man with sense of humor.
It sounds so simple when you put it like that. I mean, isn't that what every woman wants?
so you should also consider trying a new thing by making a open avenue to meet and know new people as this may bring us a happy dream together.
I've always had a thing for English majors.
I am interested in having a relationship with you,
You going to buy me a drink first, sailor?
I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address ([phishing e-mail redacted]) so that I can send you more details about my self Including my picture.
I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier,
I just hope you're not a Giants fan.
the only important Thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail and a brief information about you.
See my Blogger profile. I don't have all day!
I believe we can start from here. awaiting to hear from you soon so I can send pics for more introductions.
I'll need your salary information too!
Hey, where's that drink?
Earlier at SoSG: A Broken Heart in My Junk E-mail Box