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With the Dodgers heading to the postseason, it's time for another edition of "Finish the Limerick":
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
____________,
____________,
_____________________________!
Let's hear it in the comments!
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
18 comments:
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
They lost a few games,
To guys with no names,
So they wouldn't clinch the West while away!
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
Complacent they smirked,
And one game they still lurked,
But for the debacle in PA.
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
They were once a sure bet,
But we're starting to fret,
That they're giving the West crown away.
I sense a down mood.
EK, you know I can never pass me up a shot at the SOSG Limerick.
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
To the West crown they backed,
Kuroda was shellacked,
Here's hoping the clincher's today!
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
But the lineup went cold,
'Gainst the Bucs black and gold.
Who's to blame for this horrid display?!
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
In late September things went afoul,
Many a fan were cleansed of their bowel;
Till alas, freely flowed the champagne
There once was a team from LA,
Who into October will play,
And to Steve Berthiaume,
Whose words made them fume,
Was sent flames that singed his toupee.
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
They limped into postseason,
For whatever reason,
But in the end we'll all shout "Hooray!"
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
We know not who'll pitch,
Since Bills has a glitch,
And Kershaw is not the same Clay.
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
Their bats are confused,
and their bullpen, abused.
Even the fans are, at this point, day-to-day.
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
We'll whip the Yank-mes fo shizzle
Or cause the BoSox to fizzle
Fuck you Shane Victorino!
[Composed on my BlackBerry while I was on the toilet at work]
Mental note: Do not use Dusty Baker's blackberry.
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
But on November 2nd,
By shelling Josh Beckett,
They'll clinch, at least that's what I say!
'Victorino' rhymes with anything when you're on the toilet.
There once was a team from LA,
Who into October will play
But with our very own Manny
Nursing a very sore hammy
The odds are pointing the Cards' way
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