Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"We Know All Your Secrets"

I'm not sure how I found this. But I did. And now, I'm just kinda freaked out.

Currently on EBAY, a Los Angeles DODGERS Baby/Ultrasound Photo Picture GIFT

The Original Ultrasound/Photo Display Print™ Just add your photo for a truly memorable gift!

Be the "Hit" of the baby shower. FREE personalization. Great for the new Daddy (or mommy, grandpa, etc.)

Given, I kept my son's ultrasound in my wallet until he arrived, but I keep lots of random stuff in there... including an Elvis ID, a guitar pick from Buffalo Tom, and part of a bag of popcorn I shared with Dustin Hoffman (not weird). This ultrasound frame though... yeah, it's a bit much.

Even though I've only been a Dad for 14 months, I want to keep all athletic pressure off my little man. Hence he only has ten percent of his wardrobe adorned with the Dodgers, Mets, Trojans, Anonymous Ivy League Institution and NY Giants. I freely expect little DeShields to follow in his old man's footsteps: a lifetime Mendoza-level hitter in Little League who made a massive comeback in college by pitching a two-run gem against NAVY ROTC in slow-pitch softball.


Fred's Brim said...

"Blue and silver are the colors"...?

Is this for the University of Nevada?

and there is no such thing as an anonymous Ivy League Institution, unless you mean Brown....

Neeebs (The Original) said...

popcorn bag piece....NORMAL!

Steve Sax said...

Delino, no matter how much money USC throws at its endowment, I don't think it qualifies the school for the Ivy League.

Steve Sax said...

"I am content to watch the game, just my dad and me"

Does "just my dad and me" refeer to "the game"? Because otherwise that clause is dangling like a Brad Penny fastball to Ronnie Belliard.

Josh S. said...

I really worry about parents who exploit their kids just to demonstrate their love for a sports team.

It ain't right, ya know?

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Did Ethier transform into a child, and no longer fit in his shirt ? :-)