Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Were you at Saturday's Dodger game? If so, you were only the second-most beautiful person there. Who came ahead of you? You decide:
photo: Buckstop Media
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
21 comments:
How could such a beautiful woman wear such a hideous blouse?
She's hot and all, but she's got a football-shaped head that kinda freaks me out.
I was at the game Saturday. When they showed Jessica Lowndes on the big screen I thought, "Who the hell is Jessica Lowndes?"
Mr C, you nailed it. I'm not down with the Lowndes.
Sax,
Not that I have any room to talk, I've got a cranium like a blockhead, but I'm always here to offer shallow, aesthetic judgments.
Football-shaped head?
I'm still punting.
Football shaped head. HAH! *closes office door*
Truly masterful insight, Mr. C.
I think I once posted a comment re: Bad Penny "And he is fat." you just don't get this kind of commentary elsewhere.
@ 4-7s:
Don't feel bad. I was completely unaware that 90210 existed in anything but re-runs.
Even Nine-oh trivia buffs like Mrs. Dusty, who was actually an extra in some episodes back in tha day, appear to be clueless. Or have grown up.
She plays Raven or something like that.
Hey, I have a wife and 3 daughters. You can bet they watch that and Melrose Place. I, on the other hand, fall asleep on the couch.
BTW, she's no Megan Fox.
@Dusty,
Well, he IS fat...
Empirical observation is the bedrock on which you build your cogent analysis.
And her head DOES look like a football. I've looked at the picture a few times now, and it's very clear that she has footballheaditis.
If she doesn't watch it, it could spread and give her a scratchy Lincecum.
Oh Karina! We need your fashion take on this young woman's blouse. As previously stated, I say hideous.
@Dusty Baker: i can't really say how hideous that blouse is, because i can't even see it well,since she's surrounded for those guys. The print is somehow familiar to me and i've been searching it with no success (just to help your point).
In theory, it's trendy because similar prints were all over the resort collections. My guess is you don't like it because the fit is somehow ill (not sure again) and it's not very age appropriate: too old for her, like she's borrowed it from her mother.
If it makes you feel better, i wouldn't wear that blouse.
By the way, you guys complain a lot about the appearance of a very beautiful girl, you don't set the bar low for the rest of us, right?
@Mr Customer: if you head looks like the blockheads' is because you are an encyclopedia, which is a compliment. Also, you brought up one of my favorite shows as a child :)
I was at Sunday's game and was convinced the second row of my section was all lower tiered porn stars.
@ Karina-
Making fun of people is a sport around here. Believe me, all football-shaped head and hideous blouse aside, I'm sure most of us find this young woman quite attractive and would be happy to show her a nice night out, if we weren't married. I wouldn't take our kidding too seriously.
Except about that blouse. It IS butt ugly. It looks like a Navajo blanket and has an arrow that points either up to her football head or, er, down, depending on how you interpret it. Then below that has some Charlie Brown shirt looking design. She shoulda left this one on the rack.
@karina
"...you guys complain a lot..."
Hence my qualifier. As objets d'art, everyone that I've ever met is a little flawed. Fortunately, we don't see our friends and loved ones that way, or it would be a pretty miserable existence.
Also, thanks! I do take that as a compliment. You are not the first correlate the size of my head to it's content;)
*its
Damn my overzealous punctuation. What kind of man can successfully pluralize objets d'art, and then not use the correct possessive of it.
@Dusty got it...and the blouse is sort of unattractive, please don't compare it to Charlie Brown's shirt, you are messing with holy lore there.
@Mr Customer it's ok to mess with grammar, i do it all the time :)
You know what? you remind me of my Art and Design History teacher from college, she always had a tale of Greco-Roman tradition to tell. She is my favorite teacher ever.
That may be all fine and good, Karina, but it's no excuse for Mr. C to have messed up the proper usage of "its." This will go down on his permanent record and, according to prophecy, he will be flogged and set loose to roam outside the city gates for at least 40 days and/or nights.
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