Thursday, October 28, 2010

World Series Game 2 Thread

C.J. Wilson vs. Matt Cain.

COMMENTS: One loss shouldn't be cause for alarm, even though the Giants did get to Rangers ace Cliff Lee; in doing so, the Giants have also used up their best gun in Tim Lincecum. Game 2 falls to Wilson, who led the team in BB this year. Which means that C.J., a walker Texas Ranger is going to go all Chuck Norris on all of those fat Giants today. Count it.

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Spanky said...
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Dusty Baker said...

This is indeed a truly fucked up situation. I feel that the only way we can begin to put this behind us (aside from Lasorda's demise) is a good old fashioned drink-up. Who is in?

Mr. Customer said...

I was in before you finished the sentence.

Paul said...

Now Mr. C we have to cheer for a guy named Colby?

This is jacked up.

Mr. Customer said...

I'll be edamed if I'm gonna cheer for the other guy.

Spanky said...

I'm saving my drink up for Saturday. If they win that day,I'll need all my booze and then some to get by. There is no way in hell that I am watching game 4 if that shit happens.

Dusty Baker said...

I had already penciled you in, Mr C, my spiritual bartender.

To top it all off, Mrs Dusty and MDIL are watching some Sound of Music shit on Oprah (taken together that has to be my worst nightmare). I'm drowning it out with some Sam Adams and some Biggie Smalls doin it to me in my earhole.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

At least the Kings won. That keeps this day from being a total waste. Now just 90%.

Mr. Customer said...

@dusty

You were dealt a tough hand tonight, it seems.

Mr. Customer said...

Heyman's courting an unfollow right now. Feeling too surly for his schtick.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Just do what I do and send replies full of swearing. That gets the surliness down a bit.

MR. F said...

Saturday will be time to monterey-nger comeback!

(cries)

Mr. Customer said...

Gouda one Mr. F.

(weak, yes. I'm sure there's Stiltons of them out there, but I can't think of them.)

Dusty Baker said...

Oh, it's bad here, Mr C. I'm dyin'. I feel so cold.

*rasping*

Go on without me. I'm so cold.....

Paul said...

This Sat means a Texas win and an Old ghost Zin. Cause things are getting fuckin spooky.

You can have that fuckin song back Perry.

Dodger are going Air Supply "Love out of nothing at all"

Paul said...

Nothing is fucking working this season for me.

So i must impliment the Costanza method I must cheer for the Giants. It is the only way they will lose.

Paul said...

So I am new to this giants fan shit but as a Dodger fan I have had a lot of hours observing their kind.

First step is I think I must grow some fucked up and very manicured facial hair. Probably a soul patch.

Next I need to find a little kid who is a Dodger fan and curse him out.

Third I need to roll in some garlic fries and know less about wine but pretend I know more.

Okay that should get me started. This is gonna be hard work.

Spanky said...

Don't forget to wear a panda hat,Paul.


*takes another hit of the carbon monoxide*

Fred's Brim said...

fuck me in the goat ass

Mr. Customer said...

This is bad.

Very bad.

Josh S. said...

Yep, I'm starting to buy into this season being one massive punishment for Dodger fans. (Though, I haven't quite determined what our crime is. Supporting Manny? Seems like we already paid for that.)

Not only are the Giants leading in the World Series, they're stomping a team that looks like the Dodgers from a distance. (Until they throw on those red alt unis.)

MR. F said...

I think this is all punishment for all the bear porn we've been watching this season.

MR. F said...

Are bear cub and Jasmine even married? They're living in sin!!!!

MR. F said...

Does bear cub even have a name?!?! He probably was never baptized!!!!

Steve Sax said...

How 'bout them Lakers?

Spanky said...

Suicide Fail. Tried to off myself with second hand cigarette smoke but it didn't take. True Dodger.

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