C.J. Wilson vs. Matt Cain.
COMMENTS: One loss shouldn't be cause for alarm, even though the Giants did get to Rangers ace Cliff Lee; in doing so, the Giants have also used up their best gun in Tim Lincecum. Game 2 falls to Wilson, who led the team in BB this year. Which means that C.J., a walker Texas Ranger is going to go all Chuck Norris on all of those fat Giants today. Count it.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 226 of 226This is indeed a truly fucked up situation. I feel that the only way we can begin to put this behind us (aside from Lasorda's demise) is a good old fashioned drink-up. Who is in?
I was in before you finished the sentence.
Now Mr. C we have to cheer for a guy named Colby?
This is jacked up.
I'll be edamed if I'm gonna cheer for the other guy.
I'm saving my drink up for Saturday. If they win that day,I'll need all my booze and then some to get by. There is no way in hell that I am watching game 4 if that shit happens.
I had already penciled you in, Mr C, my spiritual bartender.
To top it all off, Mrs Dusty and MDIL are watching some Sound of Music shit on Oprah (taken together that has to be my worst nightmare). I'm drowning it out with some Sam Adams and some Biggie Smalls doin it to me in my earhole.
At least the Kings won. That keeps this day from being a total waste. Now just 90%.
@dusty
You were dealt a tough hand tonight, it seems.
Heyman's courting an unfollow right now. Feeling too surly for his schtick.
Just do what I do and send replies full of swearing. That gets the surliness down a bit.
Saturday will be time to monterey-nger comeback!
(cries)
Gouda one Mr. F.
(weak, yes. I'm sure there's Stiltons of them out there, but I can't think of them.)
Oh, it's bad here, Mr C. I'm dyin'. I feel so cold.
*rasping*
Go on without me. I'm so cold.....
This Sat means a Texas win and an Old ghost Zin. Cause things are getting fuckin spooky.
You can have that fuckin song back Perry.
Dodger are going Air Supply "Love out of nothing at all"
Nothing is fucking working this season for me.
So i must impliment the Costanza method I must cheer for the Giants. It is the only way they will lose.
So I am new to this giants fan shit but as a Dodger fan I have had a lot of hours observing their kind.
First step is I think I must grow some fucked up and very manicured facial hair. Probably a soul patch.
Next I need to find a little kid who is a Dodger fan and curse him out.
Third I need to roll in some garlic fries and know less about wine but pretend I know more.
Okay that should get me started. This is gonna be hard work.
Don't forget to wear a panda hat,Paul.
*takes another hit of the carbon monoxide*
fuck me in the goat ass
This is bad.
Very bad.
Yep, I'm starting to buy into this season being one massive punishment for Dodger fans. (Though, I haven't quite determined what our crime is. Supporting Manny? Seems like we already paid for that.)
Not only are the Giants leading in the World Series, they're stomping a team that looks like the Dodgers from a distance. (Until they throw on those red alt unis.)
I think this is all punishment for all the bear porn we've been watching this season.
Are bear cub and Jasmine even married? They're living in sin!!!!
Does bear cub even have a name?!?! He probably was never baptized!!!!
How 'bout them Lakers?
Suicide Fail. Tried to off myself with second hand cigarette smoke but it didn't take. True Dodger.
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