Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Finish The Limerick

With the Dodgers heading to the postseason, it's time for another edition of "Finish the Limerick":

There once was a team from L.A.,

Who into October will play;

     ____________,

     ____________,

_____________________________!

Let's hear it in the comments!

Previous Finish The Limerick here and here.

18 comments:

QuadSevens said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
They lost a few games,
To guys with no names,
So they wouldn't clinch the West while away!

Neeebs said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
Complacent they smirked,
And one game they still lurked,
But for the debacle in PA.

Josh S. said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
They were once a sure bet,
But we're starting to fret,
That they're giving the West crown away.

Eric Karros said...

I sense a down mood.

Neeebs said...

EK, you know I can never pass me up a shot at the SOSG Limerick.

Dusty Baker said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
To the West crown they backed,
Kuroda was shellacked,
Here's hoping the clincher's today!

Mr. Customer said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
But the lineup went cold,
'Gainst the Bucs black and gold.
Who's to blame for this horrid display?!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
In late September things went afoul,
Many a fan were cleansed of their bowel;
Till alas, freely flowed the champagne

Dusty Baker said...
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Steve Sax said...

There once was a team from LA,
Who into October will play,
And to Steve Berthiaume,
Whose words made them fume,
Was sent flames that singed his toupee.

QuadSevens said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
They limped into postseason,
For whatever reason,
But in the end we'll all shout "Hooray!"

Dusty Baker said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
We know not who'll pitch,
Since Bills has a glitch,
And Kershaw is not the same Clay.

Mr. Customer said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
Their bats are confused,
and their bullpen, abused.
Even the fans are, at this point, day-to-day.

Dusty Baker said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
We'll whip the Yank-mes fo shizzle
Or cause the BoSox to fizzle
Fuck you Shane Victorino!

[Composed on my BlackBerry while I was on the toilet at work]

Steve Sax said...

Mental note: Do not use Dusty Baker's blackberry.

Nostradamus said...

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
      But on November 2nd,
      By shelling Josh Beckett,
They'll clinch, at least that's what I say!

Eric Karros said...

'Victorino' rhymes with anything when you're on the toilet.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

There once was a team from LA,
Who into October will play
But with our very own Manny
Nursing a very sore hammy
The odds are pointing the Cards' way