It's again time to play "Finish the Limerick":
There once was an owner named Frank,
Who felt that his revenue stank;
____________,
____________,
_____________________________!
Let's hear it in the comments!
Previous Finish The Limerick here
Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
It's again time to play "Finish the Limerick":
There once was an owner named Frank,
Who felt that his revenue stank;
____________,
____________,
_____________________________!
Let's hear it in the comments!
Previous Finish The Limerick here
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8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
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25 comments:
So he raised all the fees
'till we fell to our knees
and demanded he use a people-bank.
he turned into a hater
pulled out his calculator
and made all the fans walk the plank
And he's paying for Schmidt
Who has really done (very little)
Which turns the best of us into a crank
he made a beach and a 'wood
but those weren't so good
maybe next he'll try a dunk tank
So prices kept rising
and beers kept downsizing
but I hear his new pad's really swank
But we have a bison and ox
And a crazy legged fox
So Logan and Kim we thank
To get fans through the gates
He cut parking rates!
But Oakland midweek? Well, no thanks.
He's been the owner since '04
Ticket prices have soured
And no pothead would say that he's dank.
I guess I'm still not awake yet. That should have said "soared" not "soured."
There once was an owner named Frank,
Who felt that his revenue stank;
So he went to Jaime a begging,
For some frolicking and pegging,
And now uses us fans as his bank.
There once was an owner named Frank,
Who felt that his revenue stank;
yet he still overspends,
and that lady from Friends,
is laughing all the way to the bank!
So far Mr Customer's if my favorite.
But his team's best in the biz,
Despite Manny's bad whiz,
And for that he has BEAST MODE to thank!
or
He's tried "ocean view" seats,
And all-you-can-eats,
But we'd love him if prices just sank!
He said, "Park for free!"
We bought a beer or three.
And he laughed all the way to the bank.
I'm having writer's block just now, so I'll throw my considerable cache behind J. Steve's limerick.
There once was an owner named Frank,
Who felt that his revenue stank;
So he sold some ad space;
Our stadium disgraced;
By an ad for a plumber in Burbank!
I like J. Steve's best. it flows - no stumbling.
EK loves the limericks.
He went and signed Druw
But Druw played like poo
So then Frank made Druw walk the plank
There once was an owner named Frank,
Who felt that his revenue stank;
So he tightened his purse;
but with LA in first;
the fans won't all become cranks!
There once was an owner named Frank,
Who felt that his revenue stank;
So he signed 99,
Who is now doing time
'Cause he wanted to be Hillary Swank.
so he private labeled the water BLUE
Along with the Pizza too
And branded my card from the bank
He paid up for Manny
Who put 'roids in his fanny
For this we have Boras to thank.
There once was an owner named Frank,
Who felt that his revenue stank;
He blamed it on Ned,
Put Ng there instead,
Let's give "FNCN" all our thanks!
RIP
I yield to Dr. Geek. Fantastic.
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