Finish The Limerick

It's been awhile since we've rolled one of these out. I figured it was past time to do so. You know what to do, kids!

The playoffs are here; we've come a long way,
Indeed quite a lot has happened since May;
[Pick a player] _________________,
[Pick another player] _________________,
And Puig ________________________!

The West we did rule,
Despite injuries cruel;
____________________,
____________________,
________________________________!


Previous rounds can be found here.

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Finish The Limerick

It's been far too long since we had a rousing round of Finish the Limerick.

Let's play!

Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,

Whose suspension's the end of an era;

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     ____________,

_____________________________!

Have at it in the comments, Dodger fans!

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Finish The Limerick

We're way overdue for a nice round of Finish the Limerick. You know what to do!

This offseason, quite frankly, is sad,
_____________________________;
     ____________,
     ____________,
_____________________________!

ps- This doesn't seem right without EK. Here's hoping he weighs in with a saucy little number.

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Finish The Limerick

Unlike previous Finish the Limericks, this time we're backing off the micro-managing and letting you come up with four of the five lines. You know the drill:

It's 3 months 'til Opening Day,

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     ____________,

     ____________,

_____________________________!

Let's hear it in the comments!

Finish The Limerick

Shall we ease the pain with a hearty round of "Finish the Limerick"?:

There once was a team in L.A.,

That went 22-8 in May;

     ____________,

     ____________,

_____________________________!

Let's hear it in the comments -

Previous Finish The Limericks here, here, and here.

Finish The Limerick

With the Dodgers heading to the postseason, it's time for another edition of "Finish the Limerick":

There once was a team from L.A.,

Who into October will play;

     ____________,

     ____________,

_____________________________!

Let's hear it in the comments!

Previous Finish The Limerick here and here.

Finish the Limerick

It's again time to play "Finish the Limerick":

There once was an owner named Frank,

Who felt that his revenue stank;

     ____________,

     ____________,

_____________________________!

Let's hear it in the comments!

Previous Finish The Limerick here

Finish the Limerick

It's time to play "Finish the Limerick"!:

There once was a Juan named Pierre,

Who thought he was treated unfair;

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     ____________,

_____________________________!

I'll choose my favorite among the answers, although I may only do so in my head.

*idea inadvertently brought to you by over-e'd reader Neeebs