Won't anyone think of the Mermaids? Dolphin Stadium is now Land Shark Stadium. (No, it's not a joke.) From "Marlins will play in a 'Shark' tank" at Marlins.com:
On Friday, Dolphin Stadium was officially renamed "Land Shark Stadium," as part of a Miami Dolphins business partnership with singer Jimmy Buffett.
Land Shark Lager is a beer developed by Buffett, who is considering buying into the NFL's Dolphins, which are owned by Stephen Ross.
Another reason to be glad Dodger Stadium is still Dodger Stadium! Now, where are Alessandra, Chelsea and Glenda? They need protecting!
Earlier Mermaids content at SoSG:
Marlins Mermaids: Episode 2 (Attack of the Mermaids)
Marlins Mermaids: Episode 3 (Revenge of the Glenda)
Marlins Mermaids: Episode 4 (A New Hoki)
Earlier rebranding content at SoSG:
Dodger Stadium to Replace Warning Track with Raw Cookie Dough