Wednesday, May 20, 2009

What Is With The Dodgers' Fascination With Shirtless C-List "Celebrities"?

Following up the outstanding performance of Mario Lopez on Monday, whose first pitch had to be thrown from 10 feet away from home plate, at tonight's game we get Matthew McConaughey to try and beat Lopez' 22-mph forkball.

A Time To Kill, indeed--except I can't tell if this is a description of wasted time, or a command to go all serial killer on my neighbor at the sight of McConaughey on (or near) the mound.

Okay, I need to go do some ab crunches. I'll be back for the GT at 4p.

Hat tip to What Would Tyler Durden Do for the Lopez pics (thanks to SoSG reader Chappy for the headsup).


MR.F said...

Too many pictures of dudes here, lately.

Steve Sax said...

More Marlins Mermaids!

Less Shirtless Dudes!

Jimbo said...

SOSG just want to do something special, for all the lay-deeeeeeez in the wooor-rrr-rrrld.

Unknown said...

Sax- You are missing the pic of Whitney Port (of 'the Hills), who threw out the first pitch at last night's game. Definitely C-List, but definitely not shirtless.

Steve Sax said...

Believe me, if there was a shirtless pick, it would be posted.

And in all seriousness, I don't classify "The Hills" as even C-list. F-list, maybe. Not even worthy of publication.