Friday, May 15, 2009

SoSG Announces New Cause: Mermaid Safety

"Even I think the name is stupid!"

Won't anyone think of the Mermaids? Dolphin Stadium is now Land Shark Stadium. (No, it's not a joke.) From "Marlins will play in a 'Shark' tank" at Marlins.com:

On Friday, Dolphin Stadium was officially renamed "Land Shark Stadium," as part of a Miami Dolphins business partnership with singer Jimmy Buffett.

Land Shark Lager is a beer developed by Buffett, who is considering buying into the NFL's Dolphins, which are owned by Stephen Ross.

Another reason to be glad Dodger Stadium is still Dodger Stadium! Now, where are Alessandra, Chelsea and Glenda? They need protecting!

Earlier Mermaids content at SoSG:
Marlins Mermaids: Episode 2 (Attack of the Mermaids)
Marlins Mermaids: Episode 3 (Revenge of the Glenda)
Marlins Mermaids: Episode 4 (A New Hoki)

Earlier rebranding content at SoSG:
Dodger Stadium to Replace Warning Track with Raw Cookie Dough

5 comments:

Mike said...

"On Friday, Dolphin Stadium was officially renamed "Land Shark Stadium," as part of a Miami Dolphins business partnership with singer Jimmy Buffett.

Land Shark Lager is a beer developed by Buffett, who is considering buying into the NFL's Dolphins, which are owned by Stephen Ross."

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/163972

"Nobody likes Jimmy Buffett aside from frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the South!"

rbnlaw said...

Thank you, Orel.

Steve Sax said...

Marlins: Winless in Land Shark Stadium

Steve Sax said...

Hey Orel, should we call and see if the naming rights for Dolphin Stadium are available for the rest of this homestand?

We could take the petty cash fund and probably buy...oh, the first third of the top of the eighth inning.

"SoSG Stadium". I like it. It has a nice ring to it.

Orel said...

"SoSG Orel Stadium." I like it. It has a nice ring to it.