Tuesday, September 28, 2010

SoSG Fantasy Football Week 3 Update

Here's the latest from SoSG Fantasy Football, from the Commissioner Mr. LA Sports Fan himself:

Baseball's winding down now, and with the Dodgers' recent play, nothing says escapism like Fantasy Football! The envelope, please:

MLASF 99 (1-2) - Mr. Customer 87 (1-2) : Woohoo, a win! Mr. Customer got big games from Rashard Mendenhall (20 points), Antonio Gates (16) and the Bengals' defense (13). But that was not enough, as I snagged 23 points from Peyton Hillis, 21 points from DeSean Jackson, and 15 points from Thomas Jones.

Prof. Dittmore 76 (2-1) - NicJ 68 (2-1): The Professor* gets his second win in a row, while Nic's persnickety lineup continues to give him grief. Aaron Rodgers, Jeremy Maclin, and Jermichael Finley combine for 55 of P. Ditty's 76 points, while Nic received only two double-figure players (Tom Brady's 22 and Louis Murphy's 11)

Dusty Baker 95 (3-0) - Jason 88 (0-3): Dusty remains undefeated while Jason continues to see the goose egg in the win column. Peyton Manning's 25 points and Darren McFadden's 17 gave DB the leg up, while Team Deltalina received 24 points from Chris Johnson and 20 points from Cedric Benson.

Paul 92 (2-1) - Spanky 79 (1-2): Paul triumphs in the battle of the Rams' fans, delivering Spanky his second straight loss. Philip Rivers gave the victor 24 points, while Randy Moss added 16 and Malcolm Floyd threw in 15. Spanky had 29 points from Austin Collie and 22 points from Drew Brees, but none of his other players reached double-digits.

Karina (2-1) - Meaniebreanie 79 (1-2): Adrian Peterson is a Venezuelan's best friend this week; the Vikings' RB hauled 31 points for Karina, who also got 22 points from Brandon Marshall and 14 points from Jamaal Charles.

Next week, we get Karina v. Jason, Dusty v. MLASF, Mr C v. Nic, P Ditty v. Paul, and Spanky v. MB. Will Dusty lose his first game? Will Jason win his first? Will Nic figure out which running back can remain healthy? Will Spanky get his smack on? Find out only on "The Bold and the SoSGful!"

[Sax's note (*): Whenever I hear "the Professor", I either think about Gilligan's Island (of course) or the old Apple 2 game, Aztec. Not that I want anything bad to happen to Mr. Dittmore; I just remember mocking the hell out of this while playing the game as a kid. So, just for throwback's sake, enjoy.]

24 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

How I am 3-0 is god's own little mystery.

Mr. Customer said...

Peyton Manning doesn't hurt...

Dusty Baker said...

My D-Mac gamble paid off so far, too. I knew Bush was hurt so my Razorback boy would get his carries until Bush comes back for Raiders. Of course, now that time is near, so it will be a gamble going into next week.

Josh S. said...

How long until Mercury Morris starts shit-talking Dusty?

MeanieBreanie said...

My record equals that of the Cowboy's. This could be a very long season....SIGH

Next week Spank and I go up against each other. Will our love survive? I'm playing my bench so basically I am handing him a win. I may go down but it won't be without a fight.

Spanky said...

"I'm playing my bench so basically I'm handing him a win"

Damn MB, You really know how to lift a man's self-esteem.



(cries)

Spanky said...

O.K. I'm over it.

I'm bringing the "mack" back in smack but I gotta bring my A "game" cause I know MB won't take this week laying down.

YEAH BABY!

Spanky said...

One more thing:

Getting hoofed in the nob by sexy camels is not as bad as it sounds.

MeanieBreanie said...

Spank
Poor choice of words. Do you forgive me and do you still love me?

Even if my "A" players did not have a bye, I'm sure I would still hand you a win given the way they have been playing.

You're right. It's going to be a fight ;-)

Mr. Customer said...

I've now been in 3 contests coming down to the last game. Hoping for less of a nail-biter this week.

Steve Dittmore said...

@Sax - Whenever I hear The Professor and Gilligan's Island together I think of Mary Ann. Way better than Ginger.

I've circled Week 11... when Dusty and I tangle. Hope you stay undefeated until then. BTW - the Stadium was really loud Saturday.

MeanieBreanie said...

Fresh from the SoSG Fantasy Football league chat/smack room. And so it has begun:

MB:
Dearest Spank, it's me and you this next week. Do you think we are headed for divorce court?

Spank:
MB, My love. If we do you can keep the vacation homes, the house in Beverly Hills, fresh cut flowers and custody of Lasorda. I'll keep the dysfunctional baseball team, parking lots, overpriced concessions and custody of Vin.

MB:
Baby, I will take all of the above but remember it's my team too. I am entitled to half and I will also be seeking spousal support to the tune of $500K per month. A girl has got to maintain a standard of living.

PS. Remember that diamonds and baseball diamonds are a girl's best friend ;-)

rbnlaw said...

I don't get it.

Mr. Customer said...

Mary Ann FTW.

MR. F said...

Help us Jeffrey Franklin Kent, you're our only hope?

Cal's baseball program looks like it's going to get cut.

Spanky said...

Always and Forever MB.

But just to let you know, I've got Susman #1 on speed dial

Fred's Brim said...

I still can't believe those robots lost to the Globetrotters. Maybe the Lakers can get Bob Denver as their 12th man so they can take down the Heat

Steve Sax said...

Mary Ann > Ginger > Jeff Kent

MR. F said...

Jeff Kent = conversation killer.

MR. F said...

So... how 'bout that new Sufjan album?

rbnlaw said...

Jeff Kent went to Cal? Another reason to dislike them.

MR. F said...

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

@ P Ditty:

I would be honored for you to whup my ass,

Spanky said...

*slaps own ass*