Wow, I'd heard a lot of creative excuses before, but cyclist Alberto Contador takes the cake when suggesting how he could have tested positive for doping in his sport where drugs are omnipresent and ubiquitous. "Tainted meat." Nice.
Bike away I've got to
Get away
From the pain of climbing on two wheels
The Tour's a bear
Unless your muscles repair
And I stand more tall
When I get a dose of clenbuterol
Once I tried the meat
Now, I can't be beat
This tainted meat you've given
I go and win the Tour and then you
Take my prize and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted meat
Tainted meat
Everybody now!
It's too bad Contador's meat was tainted. If only someone had slipped him the salami.
photo: Denis Doyle / Getty Images
28 comments:
please tell me this doesn't have anything to do with Mr C's salami.
*dials all but last number of my doctor, awaiting response*
Ooh, baby, baby,
Where did our meat go?
Saxy, you are on a roll my friend. Another example of your creative genious. Love that song however it is now forever tainted by that video.
@FB
You're in the clear. That man must be getting tainted meat elsewhere.
@Josh
"Ooh, baby, baby,
Where did our meat go"?
You know the next lines of that song are:
I've got this yearning, burning
yearning feelin' inside me
Ooh, deep inside me and it hurts so bad
You pervs out there I promise I am not making it up.
if this is still about Mr C's slipping the salami comment, that comment should get an agent or at least a secretary.
I wonder how long my last bits of my innocence will last if I keep hanging out in here.
What is going on with this blog and why was I not invited?
That is an EPIC Muppet face.
Alberto and Fozzie, separated at birth
This song is still stuck in my head!
Thanks for that.
It's stuck in mine as well. Thanks Saxy.
Alas MB is heartbroken. Spanky after promising to be faithful and true announces on our SoSG fantasy football sight that he has changed his team name to VD Kotitnbrotit. This brings a whole new meaning to tainted meat.
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love
Our first bump in the road. This is cause for an extreme measure of AWESOME proportions
Stay Tuned
BTW, I blame MR.F for bringing up syphlis that led to the inspiration of the name. See what I get for hanging out with you guys
Go ahead and blame Mr F. He's not even on this thread to be able to defend himself. Would you like a shovel to dig yourself a little deeper?
Is asking for a hoe too much to ask?
You ask for a hoe? I think you already had one of those. The naked fish runs were just an excuse for other extra curricular activities.
Those naked fish runs are legit. I like running in the nude and I defend myself from the neighborhood dogs with those fish.
You bait those dogs like you bait me ;~)
I guess I will let the Sharktopus slide.
It's Spanktopus now,Baby. Yeah!
You never cease to amaze me. Spank-to-pus? Things just went from bad to worse.
Pay for the ticket. Take the ride.
I didn't even bring up the syphilis! I believe it was Mr. C.
Mr. F you are exonerated. As for you Spank "Pay for the ticket. Take the ride". Where are those AWESOME proportions you promised?
"Our first bump in the road. This is cause for an extreme measure of AWESOME proportions"
Stay Tuned
Trying to erase the surly factor. Out the door for cocktails with friends. Ciao for now.
Where the hell have I been?
This thread is AWESOME.
By the way, Contador is crying little punk from Madrid (actually Pinto). May the Basques spit on him as he passes them in the Pyrenees in 2013. . .providing the ban holds up.
Alas, I did bring up the syphilis.
"Where are those AWESOME proportions you promised?"
Come to daddy and collect.
I'm the SPANKTOPUS DAMMIT!
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