Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Post-Game 139 Thread: Sub-.500

PADRES 2, DODGERS 1

Googling "sub 500", to commemorate the Dodgers' first dip below breakeven levels since May 11, came up with some funny results; however, the tagline on this D-movie poster says it all. Alas, at least tonight's offensive ineptitude (no Dodger had more than one hit; Andre Ethier went 0-for-4 with 3 Ks and Rafael Furcal and James Loney tallied two Ks each) kept the Padres one game ahead of the stinkin' Giants, who won again tonight. I don't know if the Dodgers are trying to torpedo the end of Joe Torre's career, but they're certainly doing their damndest to make a solid depth charge.

64 comments:

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Woo! Dodgers!



No, wait...

Dusty Baker said...

@Nic

Snocones?

Dusty Baker said...

Woo! New World!

Oh, wait...that's been awhile.

Dusty Baker said...

^ I'd like to apologize to Native Americans for my previous statement. *flogs self*

NicJ said...

yeah the news said the protesters were throwing rock, trash, and sno cones.

what a waste.

and who the hell sells sno cones at a riot?

Josh S. said...

Dive! Dive!

AOOGA! AOOGA!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Nothing can curse the Grimace - er, I mean, Drew Brees.

Mr. Customer said...

I see the Cthulhu reference from last night was eerily prescient.

Josh S. said...

I want to know where they keep getting mattresses to set on fire.

Mr. Customer said...

@Josh

Larry and Irwin are amongst the looters.

Spanky said...

Fuck Brees!

Oh shit he's my QB. Fuck Him anyways

Josh S. said...

BURN DUST MITES BURN

NicJ said...

@MLASF, thats what Daunte Culpepper, Marshall Faulk, Michael Vick, Ray Lewis, Donovan McNabb, Shaun Alexander, Vince Young, Brett Favre, Troy Polamalu, and Larry Fitzgerald all said.


CURSE CURSE CURSE

Eric 'Da Gnome said...

Must be an enterprising entrepreneur to be specializing in snocone/mattress sales at a protest.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Favre was only fucked up for that one season with the Jets.

Besides, HE'S FUCKING DREW FUCKING BREES.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

YOU'RE RIOTING AGAINST ME, LARRY

Dusty Baker said...

@Josh

What the hell is it with impoverished, urban residential areas where there are always stacks of old mattresses discarded in the front yards of residents?

Dusty Baker said...

Those mattresses are FREEEEEEE!

Greg Zakwin said...

@dodgerthoughts Since holding the best record in the NL with a 36-24 record on June 9, the Dodgers are 33-46, 26th in the majors.

NicJ said...

plus a cursed brees helps me. I need the saints to turn into a run first offense featuring only Pierre Thomas or im screwed.

Dusty Baker said...
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NicJ said...

enough of that baseball nonsense.

we are talking about flaming mattresses and the madden curse right now.

we can be depressed later.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

That was right before getting raped by the Angels. My first game of the season.

I DOOMED THE TEAM. I'M A MONSTER!!!!!

NicJ said...

BONSTER!!!

Spanky said...

Karina trade me your Saints D for Mike Wallace( the football player not the 60 minutes guy)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

But the Mike Wallace of 60 Minutes has so much upside.

karina said...

I still don't quit on this team. I can't

Spanky said...

He wasn't in the draft. Was He?

Spanky said...

QUIT QUIT QUIT

NicJ said...

you had your chance spank, they were on waivers.

I claimed them but i felt bad and dropped them.

equality my ass if that was anyone else i would have kept them.

Steve Sax said...

@Josh S 9:54p / Mr C 9:56p.:

YOU'RE (both) KILLING ME, LARRY!

Nice set up and spike, dudes

Spanky said...

I'm gonna put a claim on Tampa's D

Dusty Baker said...

6th street in the mix. I literally work on 6th street. What a mess.

I rarely take up for LAPD, and don't of course endorse their shooting to kill a person who was only wielding a knife, but the bike officer was confronting a person who had a bloody knife ho had threatened a pregnant lady and others just before the confrontation. So he was protecting the very same population that is now rioting over the fact that the vagrant was killed.

Glad I'm not in law enforcement or interpretation.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

He was ranked right around Tim Tebow.

Steve Sax said...

Dusty, don't fret. If you get tired at work tomorrow, you can rest and take a nap on a burnt-out mattress.

NicJ said...

PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT

Spanky said...

Why you gotta talk shit with your stats Zawkwin. We know the Dodgers Suck.

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

That possibility existed BEFORE these riots.

Theriot, this is all your fault!

Steve Sax said...

No Justice, No Sealy, Serta, Springair, Simmons, Chattam and Wells, or Miralux

Paul said...

What the fuck I can't
carry my bloody knife around anymore???

Josh S. said...

I'm gonna see if I can get a free riot snocone at lunch tomorrow.

Mmmm...riot snocone.

NicJ said...

@Josh, just dont hold it over your head or you might get taken out.

Dusty Baker said...

Oh sweet jesus that was funny Sax. That made my night.

Dusty Baker said...

@Neeebs, SSS

Turn off the shower already!

NicJ said...

we should plan a SOSG dodger funeral this year.

Paul said...

They are recalling the Kemp, Eithier dolls. They have a high amounts of sucksophilia. Oh and lead.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@Paul - The irony of the Dodgers having lead.

Josh S. said...

RT @dylanohernandez "Ok"

Spanky said...

The question is.....

Who dropped the soap?

Dusty Baker said...

@Nic

Kegger at Hollywood Forever Cemetery?

Paul said...

Jesus how many businesses go bankrupt??? But running Government like a business is the simple soluition for everything these days.

Paul said...

Oops sorry that was meant to be a tweet @Jesus.

NicJ said...

@DB, i was thinking more along the lines of rolling down to westlake and lighting some mattresses on fire.

Dusty Baker said...

@Nic

Maybe that's what's actually going on in Westlake. Not that far from DS, you know. They're just declaring the season over.

Mr. Customer said...

@Paul

I seem to remember that being a campaign slogan somewhere else…how'd it turn out?

karina said...

@NicJ thank you very much! you have helped a lot these couple of days!

p.s you understand the real "equality" tip of the hat for you!

NicJ said...

@Karina, De Nada.

Steve Sax said...

@Dusty Baker 10:20p: that isn't a bad idea.

let me talk to Orel. Interesting...

Spanky said...

Beds are Burning-Midnight Oil

Dr. Geek said...

The Dodgers are worse than El Paso salsa.

Steve Sax said...

Hot or mild?

Fred's Brim said...

pass the old El Gasso, smell the old southwest

Neeebs said...

@DB:

I'm still trying to find the soap. I've looked everywhere. Well...almost everywhere.

MR. F said...

Hey, Kemp didn't strike out.