Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Carlos Monasterios (3-5, 4.02) vs. Nelson Figueroa (3-1, 2.75).
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COMMENTS: OMG OMG, Monasteriosmania is back! Ha ha, just kidding. That'll show me to look for any positives in this season. Apparently Vicente Padilla has turned back into a pumpkin, so Monasterios gets anudder spot start. And you get some breakfast baseball. Okay, brunch. Whaddaya gonna have? Because that's about all the suspense that's left in this season.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
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AND FOOTBALL
Trent Oeltjen, CF
Ryan Theriot, 2B
Andre Ethier, RF
Jay Gibbons, LF
James Loney, 1B
Russ Mitchell, 3B
Chin-Lung Hu, SS
Brad Ausmus, C
Carlos Monasterios, P
I'm having Longsilog!
I too have succumbed to the football siren song.
Mike Wallace still on the block. Any takers? Anybody?Anybody?
Welp, game over. Now I have to kill 90 minutes until the Packers game. I have no interest in the two early games.
Epale everyone!
Epale. Like the Avatar, Karina.
MONASTERIOS IS THE FUTURE OF THE CHATTANOOGA LOOKOUTS
Someone will take Mike Wallace. Give it about sixty minutes.
I'll trade you Andy Rooney for him.
Man, Joe West must HATE Monasterios.
And Dennis Dixon completes a 52 yard pass to Wallace.
Thanks Neeebs.
Monasterios, I root so much for you :(
WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH??!!!
Oh shit. That was Dan Rather.
OK, I'll offer Rather for Wallace and the dead guy from 48 Hours.
Be right back, my grandma's in the house
So, is anyone watching the game.
Dodger game, I mean.
Me neither. Keeping up with Pit Boss right now.
Epale Y'all
I just saw the score. This thing got ugly very quickly :(
There is still a lot of game left so hopefully we can make up for lost time.
Now back to football.
I'm trying to watch the game, but it's thunderously dull.
Glad to see Monasterios lasted all of 1.1 innings.
0-4 Astros
Raiders HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I will likely have to drop Jason Campbell soon.
MY wide receivers are starting to pull there own weight.
It's about time mang
Jay Cutler now has more points than Drew Brees. Who knew?
WAXING GIBBONS
It's...tied?
My Houston defense and special teams are rocking!
Monkey Powah+Freed James Loney+Mitchell's Productive Sucking=Tie Game!
Damn, I may have spoke to soon.
We're tied? Now back to the Dodgers. GO BLUE!
Damn, Dusty almost has 100 points
Mr C is doing fine too, watch out for those two!
Lindsey's first MLB hit (cries)
Ausmus leadoff single!
Hooray for Lindsey!
OCHOCINCO IS DA MAN
Gameday sucks.
Dusty has crossed the threshold
I'm projected at 110 and Mr. Sexy Camel at 88. Right now I am sucking for air with 16 points to his 34. I only have 2 in play with 6 to go. He currently has 5 in play with 4 to go.
I hope I can pull a "Dodger" and come back from behind, pull ahead, and maintain the lead.
caiganle a palos al maracucho! go!
I still have a couple of big guns left in Grant and Jackson. I'm not dead yet.
Your points are subtracting, Meanie HAHAHA
Jason Campbell has more points than Brett Favre.
Lindsey's first MLB hit is the story of the game.
Come on, Dodgers! Win this for him!
Jay Cutler has 15 points. STOOPID BREES
@Spanky I feel bad about the Professor's team :(
@Sax
Agreed, our boys need to step up their game and pull this one off.
@ Karina
Don't feel to bad. 7 of P.Dittys players have yet to see action
SF @ Padres, about to start (Lincecum vs Latos).
@Spank
My consolation is that Sexy's points are falling too.
Damn, the Lastro's took the lead 5-4.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I want to use Troncosos hair to mop the floor
I need big ass games from Vernon Davis and DeSean Jackson.
STOOPID DENVER D
he might have no pop, but 40 doubles are respectable ;)
Hey, Clausen's in the game!
Whoever has Mendenhall just got a helluva lot of points.
*raises hand*
Thank god for them, too.
Jay Cutler has 20 points.STOOPID BREES
Dusty's going to rip you apart, Mr C. Adrian Foster was a beast.
Yes, now that the Jags just have to burn clock, MJD gets to run!
@MLASF
I'm shocked that I'm still in it. With Jackson and Gates left to play, there's a sliver of a chance.
Not a good start for the Packers. C'mon, where's the offensive showdown that I need?
Listening, not watching.
@Mr C I'm watching The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, after that I'll watch some basevall
*baseball
@karina
Nice! Did you ever find and English edition of the books?
Dang Iggles defense.
With this latest homer it looks like LA can kiss this game goodbye :(
Today's Dodger misery over.
Katy Perry - Hot N Cold
Tim Hightower is scoring some points - gotta love it!
Michael Turner FAIL
Gonna wat more from Steven Jackson if I'm gonna have a chance, here.
I'm going to take a flight to Seattle and murder Vernon Davis.
@Mr C not yet, but I'm confident they'll be plenty of them somewhere!
Then I will take a red eye to Philly and stab Kevin Kolb with a knofe to the robs.
I'm miserable about the Dodgers game
Dead Souls-Joy Division
Mr. LASF -
You can accompany me to New Orleans to take out Garrett Hartley. Perhaps a trip to the bottom of Pontchartrain where he can sleep with the fishes.
I'm feeling miserable in general (again)
Deal. We split airfare.
Mr. LASF -
It's a deal. Splitting means you cover yours and I cover mine. After we take him out I suggest stops at Galatoire's, The Old Absinthe House, and the back woods to pick up some crawfish boudin.
What's with the easy listening piano version of the NFL on FOX theme?
@Josh - Quick, get on the Packer phone and tell Ryan Grant to get in the game.
There's a Packer phone, right?
POW! SLAP!
Did Kolb get injured or something?
Shite.
Kolb has a concussion, and new rules state that any player with a concussion must sit out the entire game.
@Mr. F
Concussion in Q1
MICHAEL VICK IS THE FUTURE OF THE EAGLES!!
Unless the Baltimore defense forces eight sacks and four interceptions while scoring two touchdowns, there's not much hope for me.
I won my Yahoo! league game though, so I'm happy about that.
My only hope is a ridiculous day for Gates tomorrow. Not impossible, just improbable.
I'm still waiting to find out if there's a Packer phone.
I was assaulted by neeeb's mom's johnson but I am within striking distance. My two running backs and defense just have to outscore D Bowe by 11.
Thank you SF defense for sucking.
I see NBC has cut its crew down to five. Well, four and a half, adjusting for Costas.
Who does the play by play?
You heard it - Dallas will win with conviction. GO BOYS!
@MLASF: Sorry. It took me too long to find the Packer Phone, and then, when I did, I didn't know which end of the cheese to talk into.
Redskins win by K.O in the 5th round
In your dreams Spank!
I need a kicker.
Karina,
Well you don't want Garrett Hartley.
DESEAN JACKSON IS THE PRESENT OF MLASF'S MISERY
@Karina - You're kicker did fine.
Don't even talk to me about DeSean Jackson. Fucking disappointment.
@ Karina
I'll trade you Josh Brown for Adrian Peterson. I'll even throw in Mike Wallace
@NicJ neeeb's mom's johnson????????
what does it mean?
Come on Redskins. Break Romo's collarbone
Unless the Cowboys' D has an unbelievable game, Karina will beat the Professor.
@Mr LASF I'll take your word
@Spanky let me think about it, I'm thinking next week already
What is with the fucking yellow pants?
Karina,
Some things you are better off not knowing but I will tell you anyway. Johnson is slang for a man's penis. Notice that no one else jumped in to explain.
@Mr LASF if I beat the Professor, I'd consider it an achievement. He's getting very close though I still have one player left.
@ Karina
I hope you know I was only kidding. I would not want to take advantage of you.
(rubs chin deviously)
Mike Wallace sucks. It's all about Morley Safer.
MB's rule - The only person allowed to move the ball for Washington is Santana Moss.
And he did!
Santana Moss sucks. It's all about Morley Safer.
@Meaniebreanie uhhh, ok. Now a LOT of comments has more sense, I just didn't understand what NicJ said :(
thanks for the clarification :)
@Spanky hahahaha glad you won't take advantage of me! (this game is hard for me)
HAVE more sense, in the interest of grammar.
Tom Landy's turning in his grave knowing MB picked a redskin for her team
@karina
In this case, he's talking about Chris Johnson, thankfully.
The Cowboy's defense needs to wake up. They are looking pathetic at the moment. Doesn't P Ditty have them?
@Karina
If the Dallas defense continues playing like this, you will definitely win.
CARL WEATHERS HAS A STEW GOING, BABY
Redskins remind me of the Cavaliers with dem pants
Spank,
Never talk trash about my dear sainted Tom Landry. That includes Roger as well.
Mr. C -
Now I'm blushing as I didn't snap to that particular meaning. Oh well, at least I gave Karina an education of the other variety.
Rock it Austin! That goes for you as well Romo, Barber, and Witten.
ROGER STAUBACH IS NOT A DODGER
We should do an Assassins Circle at the fantasy site. There are a lot of places to comment and hide
Mr. LASF
Nobody ever said that he was.
Break his leg
I just felt that it needed to be pointed out.
just catching up. it appears DB may have hit that lucky out of nowhere player for fantasy this year with Foster.
Jerk.
@MB
Well, that was the intended double-entendre. It was well past time that somebody whipped out the slang definition.
@NicJ
Yeah, I'm sitting in the second highest score and still getting smoked. I feel pretty good about my chances going forward, though.
@MR C, yeah that and the fact you didnt start Nicks.
Well, there's that. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i had a lot of under performers this week. Still might pull out a win though.
my match ups were brutal this week too.
The first week is always the toughest week.
wasnt that a cat stevens song?
no, thats not right.
I should have never switched Austin Collie with Shonn Green.
STOOPID ESPN PROJECTIONS
MB is not a happy camper. Her boy Barber would have gone all the way.
Cowboy's are buried
2Spank
Yes, it doesn't look good at the moment but you underestimate my boys.
I just overtook Mr. Sexy Camel but MB knows that fame and fortune can be fleeting.
It's a good time for an INT right here
hahahaha, oh shit thats funny.
Cowboy FAIL
That last play was sheer stupidity and just plain friggin ugly. I still have faith. I've seen my boys come back from far worse.
Those 2 timeouts are gonna bite the Redskins in there ass
Someone is getting waived tomorrow
Now look whose starting to implode.
Here's your chance for major points MB
But Romosapien will probably fuck it up.
Did I see Jessica Simpson in the crowd?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yes, yes, oh baby yes!
Karina,
Dallas D is looking good now. How are you faring against P Ditty?
London Fletcher - Ex-Ram
@Meaniebreanie I'm still 14 points over the Professor and I still have one player left.
Mr LASF says "The first week is always the toughest week". I'm afraid I just started to worry :(
I DECLARE KARINA THE WINNER OVER P. DITTY.
We Make Venezuelan PAH-TEE!
You're doing well sista. Keep it up (not that I have anything against P Ditty).
^n
MB needs another 10 points to be safe because Phillip Rivers is going to torch K.C.
Sorry I was away, but I was watching a movie...it's also a New York Fashion Week night but I've avoided it tonight, there are more interesting things to do
Paul also has the chargers D, it isnt great but they are playing KC.
wow, that was a long kick.
I wish that guy was my kicker.
They were screwed if they had missed
That's a shame
romo with two should have been picks.
STOOPID D
Where the hell did that fog come from?
Are they hot boxing the stadium. Looks like smoke everywhere
one more shot.
Let's see how Romo chokes-er, I mean, ends this one.
I am stressing to the max!
there is a flag on the play.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry, MB
The guy protecting Romo chokes this one.
In the meantime, Devin Ebanks and Trevor Ariza are engaged in a twitter discussion. Should be interesting.
Unfrigging believable! Too little too late. We played like crap so we got what we deserved.
I still think we are going to have one heck of a season once things are fine-tuned.
They all choked it. They didn't know what the fuck they were doing.
I think MB punched a wall after that flag.
trevor needs to change his twitter background.
Ok, tomorrow it's off to cardio bag class. I need the cathartic release of wailing on a punching bag.
Is Ariza still mad cause he got played like Pac-Man.
Did he already get his picture taken in a Hornets uni?
Mr. LASF
No holes in my walls although at moments it was tempting.
You are truly a stronger person than myself.
Cowboys Raiders and Niners lose!!!!! Wooooooooo!!
Now let's see if the SC QB can drop them KC goobers.
Other than the Dusty/Mr C slugfest, every game has someone in the 70s beating someone in the 50s.
Whale's Vagina is playing KC, not the Jets.
I've had all the fun I can take. Goodnight everybody. May you have sweet dreams and a pleasant tomorrow.
yup, he is wearing #1
When I said SC I meant the much more popular Sexy Camels.
i still have three to play. I'll hit 80.
maybe.
@Spanky I'm not making any parties 'till tomorrow night. However if I do win, it's gonna be one more win than I expected :)
@Mr LASF thanks for the grammar advice
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