Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Clayton Kershaw (12-10, 2.98) vs. Barry Enright (6-5, 3.87).
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COMMENTS: blah blah blah terrible season something something something divorce yak yak yak greed filler filler filler stuck with McCourt etc etc etc future bleak blah blah blah need a drink something something something
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
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What we heard:
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah NEED A DRINK blah blah blah.
Oeltjen-CF
Theriot-2B
Ethier-RF
Gibbons-LF
Loney-1B
Mitchell-3B
Ellis-C
Hu-SS
Kershaw-P
When Hu plays SS, I think of this guy.
(That's for Delino.)
Staring down the barrel of oh-beer-thirty.
Slowest GT evar.
Phew! Finally, a game with no pressure!
haha
I'll be around.
Hi Mr.F!!
Hi Karen!
Rox take a 1-0 lead over SF in the sixth. Now in the seventh...
Actually a game without mixed feelings about who to cheer for is nice.
The KKid gets 'em 1-2-3!
It's going to be a good night
Shit, 2-1 SF
Come on Rockies.
I have no idea who Oeltjen is.
Triple Oeltjen!
Hey everybody!
@Mr. F
He's the Aussie.
He was a DBack last year.
@Josh S. Well then, it's nice that he's seen the error of his ways.
Boooooo Giants!! C'mon Rox, sack up!
Still hard to believe Clayton's only 22.
I demand 81 games against the DBacks next year.
What's with the triples?
Oh my gawd!! We're up by 2 runs. I'm not sure I know how to behave.
Epale everyone!
sorry I'm late to the GT. Oeltjen was an Aguila too, a little while ago :)
Epale Karina!!:)
Epale Karina!
On the sofa, Vinny!
blah-CF
blah-2B
blah-RF
blah-LF
blah-1B
blah-3B
blah-C
blah-SS
Kershaw-P
Looking at the lineup (the real one, not the blah one)...wow. That's what Wall Streeters call capitulation, right?
Off to the cantina, off to the cantina, off to the cantina.
Damn. There goes the no-no.
Epale, Karina!
Worse fielder: Gibbons or Manny?
Okay, but what's your caption?
Caption? I don't follow.
It's not that Manny was a consistently awful fielder, you just didn't know what you were going to get. Monkey boy has been pretty consistently awful.
@Mr. F
"…but what's your caption?" was carried over from yesterday's caption contest, in which Neeebs professed his secret wish that he had a vagina. Or so the joke went.
Thanks, Mr. C. I don't think I could have recapped that so elegantly.
Kershaw rolling. Error on Elvis Mitchell.
Thanks Mr. C. These things usually just fly over my head.
THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE
Incredible DP by the Snakes. Only thing missing was Theriot throwing his hands up in disbelief.
MITCHELL GRAB
Gibbons actually ran AND caught the ball at the same time.
I told you guys it was going to be a good night!
@MrF...I'm almost afraid to ask but my curiosity is getting the better of me...What is the whales vagina?
Just under a buck?
San Diego. It's German.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H38LiqJdzvI
I'm starting to accept a reality where the Giants win the West. Not liking it, mind you, just accepting it.
Oh Snap!
I shot Mr.F
Stoopid Gameday, it just doesn't work :(
Orel's in the mix. Right on.
@Josh--I am gradually accepting this horrible twist of fate as well. I figure it'll just give me someone to root extra hard against in October
Don't worry, the NL West is losing in the first round.
Yes I am, Spanky. It's been a while.
Looks like KKershaws on fire!
@Orel that's not any consolation :(
86 pitches through 7 for the kid.
Wouldn't it be horrible if the Giants beat the Phillies in the playoffs? We'd never hear the end of it.
@Karina--It's great that the west will be going out early if it's the Giants representing
@Orel. I live in the bay. It'd be worse for me =(
I guess the Padres are having a Star Wars Night tonight. WE DID IT FIRST
Might want to take a vacation in October, Mr. F....
Aye KKemp
@Mr F: Ray Ratto is orgasming on the prospect of Giants playoffs...
My cousin did invite me to vacation with him in Rome...
The last thing I need in my head is an image of Ray Ratto orgasming...
Fucking Mr.F. Ha Ha
@Orel: We've had two Star Wars nights already. They're just all hopped up because Eckstein's married to Asohka Tano. Like being married to the second-most annoying character after Jar Jar is a good thing.
BIG JOHNSON BLOW
Jar Jar fans got all mad or what?
Johnson goes long!
Asohka Tano is annoying? I need to catch up on my Clone Wars.
Johnson goes deep!
Hey brothers and sisters
don't make picking grapes your lifetime occupation but if you do wear long sleeves.
In Jay's defense he mostly was a DH for the topes and his natural position is right field. Yes I know having your natural position be a field is funny but for us quirky lefties nothing is normal.
Relax Paul. Don't make excuses.
Actually, I have no idea if she stays annoying. I've only seen a handful if first season episodes. Her existence is annoying, since she was shoehorned into continuity to appeal to girls.
But girls already like Han Solo!
The proper punctuation is "kill Kill KILL".
I've never seen the animated Clone wars movie or the series. Should I?
That being said it has been a pretty awful showcase.
Oh Heinekin light in hand.
*sad trombone*
@Spanky
Gotta stick up for my friends.
also the 9ers didn't cover the fieldin 89 championship!! They soaked it for Jimbo to slip!
If you dug the prequels, you'll dig CW. If you hated the prequels, then CW is better.
Don't bring up the '89 championship, Mang
Giants are gonna take this thing huh?
Thanks Orel. I thought the prequels sucked for the most part, but I feel like I might as well watch CW anyway, just to be a completist.
Eek. That long half-inning may have gotten Kershaw out of rhythm.
Go Ken Lee Jan Son!
WTF I'm I supposed to do with the rest of my night. That's right get plastered.
The Beatles-Helter Skelter
Wedge Antilles on the mound.
Oh Shit! I jumped the gun
Red 2
Winning run at the plate for the D'backs.
I'll take the blame when we lose.
We're not going to lose Spank, this game's in the bag
Thanx Karen
Jansen the Closer?
Karen speaks the truth! PGTUP!
Now we make party!!!
HELTERFUCKINGSKELTER
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