John Ely (4-7, 4.63) vs. Wandy Rodriguez (11-12, 3.77).
COMMENTS: OMG OMG, Elymania is back! In this pleasureless shitheap of a season, there are few things to be excited about. John Ely is one of them. Is he the future of this organization, or just a future trade chip? Will he find a place alongside Bills and Kershaw, or will he just be one of the guys we got for Juan Pierre? Give us a sign, Elymania!
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