Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Chad Billingsley (11-11, 3.70) vs. Joe Saunders (3-6, 4.46).
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COMMENTS: Former Angel Saunders, acquired by the D'backs in the Dan Haren trade, faces the current Dodgers in today's blubber match. Er, rubber match. Ha ha, I explained the joke! Here's another joke: The Dodgers are going to finish under .500 for the first time since 2005, Jim Tracy's last year in Los Angeles. The less you know!
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
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Gecko 6
Erin Esurance 4
Flo 9
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Caveman 3
Aflac Duck 1
I like Erin Esurance in the three-hole.
What?
But what's your caption?
"ERIN ESURANCE IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION"
The General is pissed about being benches. He's an MSB!
^benched
@Mr LA SF 10:12a: awesome line. Zing!
The real, far less amusing lineup
Furcal 6
Theriot 4
Kemp 8
Loney 3
Blake 5
Mitchell 7
Johnson 9
Barajas 2
Billingsley 1
Epale Y'all
Having mayhem in the lineup somehow seems rather appropriate.
Mayhem - the past, present, and possibly the future of this organization.
Epale everyone!
Matt Cain is throwing a no-no
A NO-HITTER, you say…
Cain has a NO-HITTER through four! 3-0 Giants, what could possibly go wrong?
@Karina, and sorry if you've already answered this...
What's with the blue pinky?
Election day, no?
Mr C is right, it's Election day in Venezuela.
I'm just excited because it's the first time in YEARS I was allowed to vote.
Congrats, K.
Karina's pinky is also a memorial for Andre's season.
2 on for Cain but still a no-hitter
It could serve as a memorial for the entire Dodgers 2010 season.
Greetings Boys and Girls
Matt Cain is pitching a no hitter?
After last nights heartbreaking loss they are primed for another tearjerker today
Epale Karen
@Josh very well played, sir.
@Mr C thanks, but I should have been allowed to vote in the very first place.
Kemp'D
Without a doubt.
How's that NO HITTER coming along?
Diamondback error
We make party
Stoopid Padres.
Stoopid Cain pitch too good.
I still hate Mitchell
Bills, to me you are an ACE.
just saying
Adrian Peterson, I want the world to know that I love YOU so much.
"Adrian Peterson, I want the world to know that I love YOU so much."
Brad Childress said the same thing today.
Karina,
Rub it in. I can't seem to make the right choices. I bench the wrong ones and then they have stellar games. The two of us have been having a slugfest all day. I've currently got you by 2 points but you have 2 players still yet to play....SIGH...
Consolation, my beloved Cowboy's finally won!
I'm pretty sure Favre is saying the same thang
"my beloved Cowboy's finally won"
I believe Troy Aikman said the same thing today.
Theriot beat the throw
We make party
@Meaniebreanie I didn't want you to rub it to you. Seriously.
I have to do something about the Siants D. They suck big time, how come they are the champions?
My picks suck so bad.
@LASF
I'm sure the good people of Dallas breathed a collective sigh of relief. In case of loss, I had my paperbag on standby. I'm still crying that the Longhorns lost.
@Karina
Cuz the Saints offense and defense had it running on all cylinders. As they say, every dog has it's day.
@Spank
We all need a reason to party!
Loney? Runs? WTF?
Droopy comes through
BTW, Matt Cain has a NO-HITTER GOING IN THE 8TH.
Jinx worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't wanna hear bout the no-no
Hey, lookit Loney!
I wonder if Jinxes work for SHUTOUTS.
Don't worry King James. I'll love you more in a second that I'd love Peterson in a lifetime.
And I love Peterson deeply and forever
Did Brad Childress hack Karina's account?
Damn Karina and A.P.
Get a room
well whaddya know...jinxes do work on shutouts :D
Hello.
Need a better greeting than that...
The jinx giveth, and the jinx taketh away.
Welcome Mr. F
Grr, hate the fact that those Dbacks just scored.
OMG. My opponent today has Adrian Peterson =(
Mr. F - you are not alone. Karina is beating me no thanks to Mr. Peterson.
Mickey Mouse cut me off from commenting on the fantasy site. I'm getting nothing now.
@Mr LASF there are three sure things in life: gravity, liking The Beatles and loving Adrian Peterson.
;)
That was one. Slow. Call.
But I'll take it.
Brian Wilson choke opportunity?
I pulled Mickey by the ears and he let me back in
Nope, Cain going the distance.
Barajas double!
Barajas is dealing!
Nice hitting, Chad!
Damnit Furcal.
Shite, Giants win.
Matt Cain needs a haircut too
When are the Jags going to cut David Garrard loose? He's terrible.
MB and Karina have a battle going on
It'd suck if Garrad was still QB when the Jags move to LA..........
Spank
Where have you been? It's been like that all day. However I have my concession speech in order as she has 2 more yet to play.
I HATE ADRIAN PETERSON!
*disclaimer - unless he is on my team
@MB
I've kept my eye on it all day. It's getting better now that time is expiring
And time is not on my side. You and Paul have been going at it as well.
Paul and I are in the middle of the alley each with shank. I have the advantage cause I'm still holding that carp from the other night
@Spanky if Meaniebreanie and karina are involved in something together, OBVIOUSLY it's going to be entertaining, like our match this week.
right, MB?
Exactly Karina. I'm still waiting for the day we meet, drink and get utterly wasted. Heaven help those around us ;-)
STOOPID RIVERS
Dodgers still winning
I just got knofed in the robs
Karina and I are both tied at that magical number 69.
Johnson goes limp
Orale MB
Kinky
Spank
I said we were tied at 69. Kinky is in the mind of the beholder you twisted thing you.
OUT!
Nice work, Chadley!
I love Rod Barajas with all my heart.
Will someone break Rivers arm already
"Exactly Karina. I'm still waiting for the day we meet, drink and get utterly wasted. Heaven help those around us"
and the fact that you were tied at 69.
This is a good Sunday.
HaHa
@RB
69 was fast and fleeting like other things in my life. Karina now has me by one point at 71 to 70.
Come on Johnson, let's go long and deep!
Hot Rod!
Someone's playing with a full deck.
And Johnson was a big letdown.
I love Rod Barajas with all my heart.
Wha Happened?
I speak for all male posters when I say, "We'll always have 69."
We score, we make party!
4-1 Blue! Loving that.
(cries for homerun and 69)
Dodgers' season: sucked
SOSG GT's with MB: GOLDEN!!
MB,
YOU DELETED!!!
Damn. Now I'm out of context.
I just don't know what to say.
Maniebreanie, you're the Jedi Master, I'm the Padawan
What was it? SAY IT! SAY IT!
Actually, now you can imagine the comment to be as Lewd as you like, RB.
RB
I felt that on behalf of my fellow sister's out there that I should delete that. It wasn't exactly ladylike. However it's true and I stand by it ;-)
I didn't know what you said, but I support my sister at all times.
Knew I shoulda started Orton.
Everyone's all quiet now to be left with their thoughts.
Broxton blew it!
We make party
SAD TWOMBONE
Damn, I hate it when they sneak up and come from behind. Keep the faith. It's not over.
just shut him down already.
It was over a long time ago.
Dusy's on a roll
Tony Abreu, are you kidding me?
^t
fucking laptop
Ain't that the way…
I'm going on record for all to see here. If beat I Paul because Shonn Greene has a monster game, I will pimp my ass downtown.
I don't have to now. Just tied the shit up fools
3 games within 3 points
I'm gonna make sweet,sweet love to Austin Collie
This season has been one big *ugh*, over and over again
thank the lord for MB and her womanly wiles
I will have a reallllly difficult time cheering for Theriot next year
@Fred, RB, and all my other fans. I'm glad I could do my part and help spice the place up a bit.
Matty with an angry single
Belisario, Sherril, and Broxton combine forces to give this game away. The Three Stooges, if you will.
Step away from the comp for an hour and we're up 2-1. Come back and we're down 4-5. =(
i love this team, they are so fun to watch
Six points from Reggie Wayne ain't gonna cut it.
I hope we non-tender The General in the offseason
Standing ovation to MB.
Whew, I needed that TD.
Karina and I are tied once again and this time at 78. Unfortunately I'm about out of steam as I have no one left to play.
@MLASF
I would still need a huge game from Forte, I think you're OK.
STOOPID SEAHAWKS
I'm still not comfortable.
And now a 2-point conversion? GAH.
If I get any more out of him, you're in trouble, though.
Holy crap, this game can't make up it's mind.
the chargers special teams is probably the worst in football
Fucking Washington. I need Seattle to use clock.
Do we really need Lyons breaking down the game when the season's already over?
i need a time machine so i can go back and start harvin and miller.
My Rams are beating the shit out of the Redskins
FUCK GATES THAT FUCKING BASTARD
dont throw it to naanee!!
Rivers is killing me
*steeples fingers*
Excellent.
is anyone defending gates? he has been wide open
I need a Gates fumble.
dont you just love carroll's no big play defense?
I'm guessing Mr.C owns Gates
I'm going to go 0-3, I know it.
(cries)
I need an INT right now
@NIc
Indeed.
I'm down 23 with Forte and Crosby left to play.
Fucking Gates and Rivers.
It's pretty much over for me. I basically need Aaron Rodgers to throw 6 touchdowns tomorrow to even have a shot.
And I'm going to lose.
(cries)
maybe louis murphy can pick me up a couple of extra points in the two minute drill right now.
Is there any chance the Bears/Packers game is a low-scoring one?
FUCK ING SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew
The Bears are an enigma, but I think GB will put up some points.
Run the clock out for fucks sake mang
so im up by 22 with only my D left to play against the professor.
Im dead.
I will still honor my Shonn Greene proclomation from earlier
janokowski just blew his third FG.
Raiders lose.
HAHAHAHA
Hah raidaz. Even though my fantasy team name makes reference to the raidaz.
Stoopid Raiders.
Chargers making one last drive.
No Gates, please no Gates.
Rivers and floyd combo is the death of me
I'm down nearly 40 points. I no longer care.
A Dodger and fantasy football loss.
Even though I am 1 point ahead I concede defeat to Karina since she has 2 more to play.
Karina - congrats on your win!
Song for today"
Alice in Chains - Over Now
I needed that!
NO GATES!!!
Pick!
I think it's gonna be a close one, MLASF.
Pete's 2-1 now.
the seahawks looks like two different teams Home/road
if jahvid best wouldnt have gotten hurt i might of had a shot this week.
*Steeples fingers*
Excellent.
i wouldnt have beat you anyways mr c. im averaging like 70 points a contest.
I just keep getting lucky.
at least we have the benefit of knocking the rox out of the playoffs. we should be able to beat them once.
@Meaniebreanie it ain't over 'till it's over.
No matter what, you're the boys' favorite :)
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Holy shit!!
Rams win!!
I am going to run outside naked holding spanky's carp!!
That sounds so bad.
@Paul
Take the snapper. It's fresher.
Greene's first play from scrimmage = pulled hammy.
Hopefully Jackson's injury isn't serious.
Sunday Special: The Spanky Snapper.
Whatever you do, don't grab for the chub.
Yeah those redskin bastards made a wish bone out of Steven.
Shonn Greenes' hurt?
He might as well be that sorry sack
Memo to the Peeps:
I believe on Tuesday and Wednesday Ken Burns' Extra Innings will be televised on PBS.
BTW I concede to the Camels. That knofe in the robs is still bleeding
now the jets D is screwing me over.
I look forward to the 10th Inning. I will likely even watch it in lieu of the Dodger game.
Dammit. The Tenth Inning is only airing once, as far as I know. I may not have time to watch it this week and my DVR is getting switched out on Friday. I may have to use "other means" to see it.
#firstworldproblems
Papelbrox?
Nice report on outside the lines re: Gibbons.
http://tiny.cc/s6wq3
also if you get the same Dos XX commercial as I did it makes a great lead in.
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